Chapter 34 Day 3 (4)
Lu Che asked: "That...you know the kind of danmei and BL comics that have been widely circulated among young people recently? It's all my fault. I've always seen it on the Internet inadvertently these days. You will be thinking about it unconsciously.”
"Danmeiwen, BL Man?" Lu Qilin's stern face finally revealed a hint of doubt. It was the first time he heard such a word that completely confused him.
The man's voice was low: "What new weapon, or what new strategic deployment?"
In Lu Qilin's eyes, although his little valet was low in force, his head was very smart.
He naturally thought that Lu Che was just surfing the Internet for pastimes, and he should be visiting military forums.
Lu Che pursed his lips and explained, "Danmeiwen is a novel that describes the love between a man and a man. BL is the abbreviation of boyslove, so BL refers to cartoons that develop feelings between men..."
Lu Che's face was embarrassed: "I've been watching this kind of thing a lot lately, and it's easy to think too much without noticing it. When I see a man approaching me, I'll overreact."
Hearing Lu Che's explanation, Lu Qilin's face darkened.
No matter what, he never imagined that the most capable subordinates around him would actually—they didn't learn something well, so he would hide and secretly read this kind of miscellaneous books, and his daily life was affected by it.
Lu Qilin reprimanded: "Lu Che, do you know what you are talking about! This is the military headquarters, most of your comrades in arms are men, you must be with them every day during the war, and your back should be handed over to you. To comrades-in-arms, they should be the people you trust most. Do you want to stay away from all the same sex from now on, afraid of them approaching?"
"No, no need." Lu Che shook his head and said a good excuse that he had thought of for a long time: "The protagonists in the male novels and comics are all handsome men, Major General, you are good-looking, so I need to avoid them. Open. Rough guys like Li Zhen and Fang Lei are fine if they get close, and they are not allergic."
Lu Qilin's cold and stern face became even more ugly, and a pair of sharp eyes narrowed.
Dare to love now, he has become the object of Lu Che's dislike?
Lu Che didn't dare to face Lu Qilin's extremely dark face, so he could only bite the bullet and say, "So Major General, I didn't mean to be allergic to you... It's true, I'm not interested in men and men's feelings, and you It's too easy to confuse me.
If possible, can the Major General stay away from me a little bit and keep a distance. This reaction is like goosebumps, the rash on my neck will slowly fade away when you stay away. "
Lu Che didn't realize there was anything wrong with his metaphor.
He compared Lu Qilin to the source of allergic reactions, and also used the symptoms of goosebumps as an analogy.
When do people get pimples?
Of course it's when you feel sick and cold.
Therefore, she was saying in disguise that if Lu Qilin got too close, it would make her uncomfortable, causing her nausea and aversion to cold.
"Okay, very good." Lu Qilin's cold eyes hid a hidden anger that was about to explode. He never thought that one day, he would be so disgusted by the little subordinates who brought him up.
"Lu Che, last time you should go to the weight-bearing exercise to receive the penalty, and you should do it now. You have been too relaxed recently, so you have time to think about it!"
"Yes, Major General." Lu Che stood at attention. Although she was about to be punished in advance, she breathed a sigh of relief.
Great, finally got through!
【Update completed on 11.19~See you tomorrow night~】
