Chapter 5 Tang San: Master, please be my husband!
Tang San stretched out his hand, preparing to reveal his sleeve arrows. Suddenly, an inexplicable impulse surged into his heart. Tang San's legs suddenly softened and he knelt on the ground with a plop!
Then, Tang San suddenly put his hands on the ground, leaned down, and hit the ground with his forehead, making a bang!
The concierge, who was looking down on others, and Old Jack, who was filled with righteous indignation, were both stunned. Old Jack turned pale and said in shock:
"Xiaosan, what are you doing? Although we are poor, we still have backbone! Get up!"
Tang San seemed not to have heard anything and continued to kneel on the ground and kowtow.
He just felt that he was very happy, comfortable and confident in doing it!
The concierge was stunned. His CPU burned out for a while and he stammered:
"Don't think that if you kowtow to me, I will let you beggars in."
[System prompt: There is a time limit for mental modification~]
The voice of the system sounded in Bai Yu's ears, and Tang San suddenly became dazzled, and then he found himself kneeling on the ground, and couldn't help but become furious.
Why the hell did I kneel down and kowtow? What a shame!
He looked at the concierge, his eyes full of anger, this guy must be responsible, I want to kill him!
[Plot: Tang San was furious and prepared to kill the concierge with a hidden weapon. 】
Bai Yu had an idea and changed "qi" to "hao".
Anger filled Tang San's eyes, he raised his sleeve arrow and pointed it at the concierge. Just as he was about to launch, he suddenly roared:
"The front wheel does not turn, but the back wheel turns Smecta!"
Old Jack: "?"
concierge:"??"
What the hell? ? ?
Seeing that the concierge was fine, Tang San became even more angry and roared again:
"I love you walking down a dark alley alone!"
The concierge was horrified, this guy must not be a psychopath!
Otherwise, let's ask the college teacher to handle it.
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang came over. Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, he hurriedly asked:
"What happened?"
Old Jack had long suspected that Xiaosan was mentally abnormal because of his low self-esteem. Seeing Yu Xiaogang talking, he thought he was the leader of the college, so he walked up with the certificate.
After Yu Xiaogang looked at it, he nodded and said:
"He is indeed a work-study student."
After speaking, he looked at the concierge and asked:
"Are you discriminating against others?"
At this time, Tang San yelled again:
"Moxi, Moxi, slippery, if you don't pull a few, I can't Missy!"
Yu Xiaogang: "???"
The concierge had a ghostly expression on his face and said:
"That's it, he suddenly yelled and said some strange words!"
The corner of Yu Xiaogang's mouth twitched, he looked at Old Jack and Bai Yu, and asked:
"What's going on with him?"
Old Jack was also confused, but Bai Yu coughed twice and said:
"He's more emotional. Maybe he'll be fine after a while."
Yu Xiaogang: "."
"Ahem, okay, you two come with me, and I will take you to report."
Old Jack watched Tang San and Bai Yu walk into Notting Academy, with tears in his eyes, and shouted:
"Xiaosan, Xiaoyu, you have to work hard!"
Soon, the three of them were walking and chatting. Bai Yu excused himself to go to the toilet and avoided the conversation.
There was no way he could avoid it. If Yu Xiaogang revealed on the spot that Tang San was a twin martial spirit and he heard it, wouldn't Tang San and Tang Hao remember to hate him?
Seeing Bai Yu leave, Yu Xiaogang thought that he must take these two innate soul powers as his disciples, so he would attack Tang San first.
"Tang San, can you show me your martial spirit?"
Tang San looked hesitant, but Yu Xiaogang kept fooling him, and Tang San finally released the Haotian Dog, and then farted.
Yu Xiaogang was shocked, this is the disciple given to me by God!
"Tang San, are you willing to accept me as your teacher?"
[Plot: After hearing Yu Xiaogang's words, Tang San was shocked and prepared to recognize Yu Xiaogang as his teacher]
Bai Yu, who was hiding in the dark and peeking, suppressed his laughter and changed "teacher" to "公".
Suddenly, Tang San knelt down on one knee, with a sincere expression on his face, and looked at Yu Xiaogang with affectionate eyes.
Yu Xiaogang was stunned, why did you kneel down on one knee, and why did you look at me with affectionate eyes?
At this time, Tang San said affectionately:
"Master, I love you. I have fallen deeply in love with you from the first moment I saw you. I love your sexy beard, and I love your bright bald head. Master, please be my husband!" "
Yu Xiaogang:
Bai Yu in the dark almost suffered from internal injuries.
Yu Xiaogang's CPU completely exploded. Looking at the affectionate Tang San, he was as shocked as if he had eaten two kilograms of Lao Ba's secret hamburger.
"I...you...ah?"
Yu Xiaogang screamed, it turned out that when Tang San saw that he refused to agree, he knelt on his knees, rushed over and hugged his thigh.
"Master, please let me bow under your wise boots!"
Yu Xiaogang:
[Plot: Yu Xiaogang was shocked when faced with Tang San's proposal, rejected Tang San's proposal, and gave him a serious lesson. 】
Although the three free opportunities have been used up, he has a lot of points. In order to watch the show, he redeemed a basic modification opportunity and changed "No" to "Yes".
Anyway, 1 point can be redeemed once, and you can get 1 point after making one modification. There is no cost at all, and it is exclusive to Lezi people!
The master was about to sternly reject Tang San, but as he spoke, he suddenly saw that Tang San's young face was so delicate, and that Tang San's dark blue hair was so pleasing to the eye. It seemed that having such a little Nanliang as his wife would be a good idea. It fits my Yu Xiaogang’s xp very well!
"Tang San, I promise you!"
Tang San was overjoyed:
"Really?"
Yu Xiaogang nodded and said affectionately:
"Yes, Tang San, don't worry, although I am old and have not achieved anything, I will never let you down! From today on, you and I are destined to be a couple, I will treat you well."
Tang San seemed to be transformed into Tang Daiyu, and said delicately:
"That's great, husband, I love you so much!"
The master also said gently:
"That's great, Xiao San, your martial spirit is exactly the same as mine, it's all bullshit, we are a perfect match made in heaven! My martial spirit is Luo San Pao, from today on, you will be called Tang San Pao!"
"Tang San Pao? What a good name!"
The two looked at each other affectionately, and at this moment, Bai Yu came from a distance and shouted:
"Hey! Xiao San! What are you doing?"
Tang San and Yu Xiaogang suddenly trembled all over, their eyes became clear, and then they both looked like they had seen a ghost.
"Ah!!"
Tang San jumped up from the ground and slapped himself twice without saying a word!
"What nonsense am I talking about?!"
Yu Xiaogang was so angry that his beard was shaking, and he slapped himself.
"I, I, Yu Xiaogang, have lived for most of my life, and I actually, actually did such a thing to a child."
Both of them condemned themselves in their hearts.
Bai Yu pretended to be confused and said:
"You two are blushing, what happened?"
"No!!"
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San shouted in unison.
The two looked at each other, and Yu Xiaogang said:
"Tang San has already worshipped me as his master, and he was worshipping me just now!"
Tang San echoed:
"That's right, I have worshipped Master as my master!"
The two reached a tacit understanding in an instant, this matter must not be told to anyone, absolutely!
Bai Yu looked "suddenly enlightened" and asked:
"Just become my disciple, why are your two faces so red?"
Yu Xiaogang was choked by his own saliva and coughed for a long time before saying:
"Because I'm too excited, yes, too excited. Bai Yu, since Tang San has already become my disciple, why don't you become my disciple too?"
Tang San nodded. At this time, he and Yu Xiaogang were on the same front. He also said to Bai Yu:
"Xiao Yu, let's become my disciples together!"
Bai Yu looked at Yu Xiaogang, who was blushing, and asked:
"Then what can you teach me?"
Yu Xiaogang puffed up his chest and said proudly:
"The Ten Core Competitive Theories of Wuhun!"
[Plot: Yu Xiaogang wants to use the Ten Core Competitive Theories of Wuhun to trick you into becoming his disciple]
Bai Yu silently changed "ten" to "ten thousand".
