Chapter 1195: Rarely confused
Alvin quickly returned to Prison Island, and Friega did not travel with Alvin.
The queen of Asgard had done her best to "extradite" Lorelai. She found Harvey and negotiated compensation for the families of the victims, and then quietly waited for Stark's super in the **** kitchen. Deodorant.
This is the change that Alvin has brought to the earth!
怎么 How did Asgard negotiate with you in the past?
Say hello and lift someone away and you have to go out to send it away. This is the normal procedure.
最大 The greatest value of a super strong man with strategic deterrence is actually here!
Here's why Harvey kept himself in the Hell's Kitchen.
I left the envelope of Alvin's halo, and his alien ambassador is not as useful as people think, at least he can't get angry.
When Alvin returned to Prison Island, it was just dinner time, watching Little Ginny snoring with pasta, "Captain", and eating the pasta. The red tomato sauce inside made Alvin appetite.
Xiao Xiao Ginny saw Alvin walk in, this enthusiastic girl waved a fork and trot rushed to greet Arvin's arrival.
He opened his mouth with a "blood in his mouth" and banged on Dad's face. Xiao Jinni exclaimed excitedly, "Dad, did you go to Times Square to put a stink bullet, right?
You should take me there, Michelangelo they have never allowed me to play stink bullets, you should let me throw stink bullets ... "
When the little Ginny was talking, the milky and imposing little Morgan, as if helping the younger sister, knocked the empty baby bottle on the chair and made an "Oh-oh" exclamation cry.
Stark tried several times to grab the weapon in Morgan's hand, and was finally repelled by the brave little princess. The splashing milk scum was still a little lethal to Stark, who had a little bit of cleanliness.
This third-class milk dad who needs to use sunglasses to change his diaper every time, always looks very weak in the face of a bully like Morgan.
Faced with the uncontrollability of his own girl, Stark looked at Alvin a little helplessly, and said, "Man, we need to discuss a countermeasure, otherwise the world will suffer if these two girls grow up!
觉得 I think it is our responsibility to cultivate a lady! "
Alvin listened, squeezing her eyes at Ginny, and then found a slightly clean place on her face and kissed, "My baby will be who she wants to be, but a good girl can't always Thinking of a fight ... "
Xiao Xiao Ginny may also know that she is not a lady, and she is a little embarrassed and said, "Dad, what if someone bullies me?"
Alvin heard the expression "Ferocious" with his forehead against Ginny's forehead, and said, "Then twist his nose, and tell Dad if he can't, and Dad will break his leg."
Little Ginny happily held Alvin's face and smiled, "What if someone bullies Little Morgan?"
Alvin glanced at Stark with a strange expression, and said, "That also crooked his nose ...
But your godfather needs a 'lady', maybe he has other ideas! "
Little Morgan seemed to feel Alvin's slander to herself. She waved the bottle angrily and yelled at Stark, "Oh, oh", drove the father who didn't love her, and opened her arms in the direction of Ginny "Ahhhhh!" Keep calling in alien language ...
The little Ginny received the baby's call. She broke free from Alvin and trot all the way to Little Morgan.
Then a small flower face covered with ketchup and a fleshy little face came together to create another flower face ...
Stark looked annoyedly at the little Morgan, who had just been washed for a long time, and was made dirty again, and the little girl seemed to like her current state especially.
In the face of this situation, Stark looked helplessly at Alvin and said, "It looks like my dream cannot be achieved, right?"
Stark frowned and walked to Morgan's side, consciously opened her thin hair and exposed a red and swollen trace, and then squinted at Alvin without saying ...
Alvin now understands, it seems that the younger sister occasionally makes mistakes when taking care of her younger sister, which makes Father Stark have a little pain.
I walked over and touched Morgan's forehead, and after finding that the problem was not serious, Alvin spread his hands and said, "The problem is not large, maybe we can look at the problem from another angle ...
Hmm, little Morgan will be a strong girl in the future ... "
Holding Alvin, he stared at Stark, who was bursting with love, and laughed, "Well, man, I apologize for Ginny!
She will be careful, at least I have never seen her repeat the same mistake and hurt any friends. "
Stark watched Little Ginny holding a little Morgan's head in a "talking" with her, he shook his head helplessly, and said, "Yeah, our Captain Ginny will always treat her first officer kindly !!
Oh my god, what are the kids thinking now?
Nick's little **** made a sailor recruitment form and passed it to little Ginny. As a result, the little fool not only signed it by himself, but also pressed a handprint by holding Morgan's hand. "
Alvin laughed and said, "These are the problems caused by Jack Sparrow, and you should give them a warning.
It's better to let that golden toothy sissy do something positive, instead of the stupid thing like the mouse in ‘Tom and Jerry’ ... ”
Stark shook his head helplessly and said, "Yes, we should spend more time with the children, or they will be taught as fools by those **** movies and cartoons.
Why don't we seem to have these problems. Would you want to be a pirate when you were a kid? "
Alvin heard and thought for a while and said, "I don't remember much, because it is difficult for you to have unrealistic ideals when there is a lack of material.
诞生 In that case, it must be a real ideal, and it will definitely be put into action!
How about you? You must have it!
Because your living conditions will keep you from satisfying your current spiritual life, a little bizarre ideal is actually normal! "
Hear Stark shook his head a little awkwardly, and said, "I used to imagine that a little dwarf with a green toad would come and tell me,‘ The Force is with you! ’”
Stark waved his hands as if to drive away the funny wish, and then said a little lowly: "I imagined in my youth that I would be a superhero like Steve Rogers. Later, I wanted to be a man like my father. Then I just wanted to be myself ... "
Altext also wanted to imitate Master Yoda's two lines to ridicule Stark, but his words turned to Steve and Old Stark, making Alvin a little bit unsure what to do.
After hesitating for a moment, Alvin shook his head with a smile and said, "It's all overeating!
I always think that people should have three stages, ‘survival’, ‘life’, ‘enjoy life’…
I am fortunate to have entered the stage of ‘enjoying life’. Maybe it ’s because I ’m not smart enough or something else. Anyway, I always feel that I ’m more open than you smart people. "
Stark listened to Alvin with a funny look, and said, "This is why you often pretend to be stupid? Some things you pretend not to see and you can't think about?"
Alvin laughed a little, and said with a little pride: "You don't understand, this is the highest state of Chinese social life,‘ unusually confused ’!
Ingenuity should not be a burden on us, but an aid to our enjoyment of life.
偶尔 I occasionally feel a little selfish, because if I do n’t get through, I do n’t want to make other people feel better, haha ... ”
Alvin's words made Stark suddenly think of the stink bomb attack. He went to the side and turned on the TV, pointed at the news being broadcasted above, and laughed, "This is the consequence of making you bad?"
Watching a blonde live broadcast reporter on the TV just spit out in front of the camera in just two sentences, Stark laughed and burst into tears ...
Today, Alvin's **** behavior combined with Lorelai's peculiar function, wiped out all the men in the media agencies stationed in New York at once, and now only some brave female reporters are still reporting on the front line.
But no one has ever been within 500 meters of Macy's, even if the fire brigade in New York has tried to flush the entire Times Square twice ...
They did not achieve any substantial results other than allowing the stench to spread along the sewer to several blocks.
Donald Depp, Mayor of New York, is crazy, and he enters the area with a funny 30 pieces of "scissors blowing" in the company of a gas masked photographer.
脸 The Facebook mayor claims to go and give those **** mutants a look at them.
As a result, before he walked into Macy's, he was fainted, and he had not forgotten to spit out his expensive suit ...
When Duke pushed out the mutants who had vomited up all over the arm ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ No one remembers what the media defined them as terrorists this morning.
I am so miserable!
Two guys couldn't even spit out their tongues, and every drop of fluid in the intestines was spit out, so they kept irrigating themselves for artificial gastric lavage, or they worried that they would vomit their internal organs come out!
哪里 Where is this terrorist? This is a bunch of poor people who have been stung by the pond fish!
局长 When Chief George Tieqing buckled the black pot on Lorelai's alien woman, no one of those unlucky mutants cared about them ...
An alien woman attacked the center of New York with biochemical weapons. This is a serious interstellar diplomatic incident ...
The entire media circle was shaken when Director George Righteously announced that he would protest against Asgard and demand compensation.
什么 When did humans get so angry?
While we were still in the atmosphere, one of our police chiefs dared to protest and claim against the aliens who were above ...
Compared to these, the so-called mutant robbers are just small contradictions among the people. New York is the place where there are mutant reports. Trialing them in accordance with regulations will end.
But if Director George really made a claim like Asgard and succeeded, it would be a landmark victory in the history of human diplomacy ...
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