Chapter 1946: Crazy game
There are many ideas in Alvin's mind for the regular football game between the demons and the protoss.
But the first formal contact between the two teams after the kick-off triggered the yellow flag, and then the yellow flag was flying in the first half.
Compared to playing, the players of the two teams obviously prefer to beat each other's players.
Sol wanted to control the game hard, but when he was hit by two demons and almost spit out the whiskey he drank in the morning, the whole game spun around on the verge of losing control.
Looking at an Asgard man holding a demon's shoulder with both hands, he used a fierce head mallet to smash the helmets of both sides, and crush the noses of both sides by the way.
Alvin looked at the three referees on the sidelines who were waving yellow flags like fools. He clutched his head and said helplessly: "Guys, you have to go up and instruct them to make them understand that this is not a arena but a arena."
A middle-aged referee numbly threw the yellow flag, and said in a voice that only he could hear: "Asgard went back 8 yards against sportsmanship..."
After speaking, the middle-aged referee wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, looked at Alvin and said: "Sir, I will never let myself enter the arena again.
I was almost killed just now...
But this is actually not bad, people may be more willing to watch an alien fight. "
Alvin shook his head helplessly, and shouted at Sol: "Beat them, didn't you drink milk today?"
After shouting, Alvin glanced at the grandstand with a pitiful expression, as if the collective climax, he said to Dr. Banner next to him: "Is Rome just like this?
The cruelty of humans is beyond my imagination..."
When Alvin was talking nonsense, a hapless demon was smashed and flew in front of him.
"Oh!"
Dr. Banner looked at the demon, clutching his broken jaw and screaming and rolling on the ground, he screamed sympathetically, and then faced the Asgard who seemed reluctant and wanted to rush to kill the demon. The berserker gave a thumbs up.
I glanced at Odin, who was not far away, waving his arms feverishly, indicating that the berserkers were using some strength...
Dr. Banner sighed and said, "The Colosseum is the right venue for this kind of game. The **** Thor is causing big trouble for the Hungry Wolves.
It's not appropriate to kill alien friends during live TV...
How can we make them remember that this is just a game? "
Alvin watched as a tall demon lifted an Asgardian Berserker and slammed his back on his knee.
Hearing a crisp sound of "click", Alvin covered his forehead and said helplessly: "If it doesn't work, stop this **** game and send them all to the front line to fight."
Speaking of Alvin summoning the "corpse vine" and "golden vine", let them watch the benches of the two teams respectively, to prevent the scene of the bench melee, and want to wait for the energetic group, as if taking steroids. After the soldiers who had eaten calmed down, they thought of a way.
Just as the scope of the battle on the court expanded, it slowly spread to the sidelines.
A team of skeleton warriors in referee uniforms put down their swords and rushed into the court waving yellow flags.
The two leading skeleton heroic spirits are very capable of fighting. The first time they rushed into the field, they separated a few pairs of opponents that were rolling together. Then the referee team from behind swarmed up and used more fierce fists to teach these guys how. Be a qualified player.
The queen's army still has a deterrent effect. Asgard's berserkers took the lead in subduing, because the first guy who resisted was swarmed by a bunch of skeletons for several times.
A crazy demon smashed the head of a skeleton, and was dragged to the sidelines by a gang of skeletons, and cut off the demon horns on the head with a chainsaw.
The demon's heartbroken appearance, like a shot of tranquilizer, finally made the scene peaceful.
Everyone watched Hela, who was holding the staff, slowly walked to Alvin's side, and did not respond to Odin's dissatisfied roar.
The appearance that the six relatives did not recognize, the extremely cold temperament made the audience take a breath, and finally burst into cheers.
Alvin watched as Odin grabbed Loki's neck, furiously preventing himself from rushing over...
He secretly took Hela's hand and said with a smile: "Beauty, you should show up earlier. Without you, who can live in the place?"
Hela glared at the "cowardly" Alvin with his slanted eyes, then waved his staff and commanded the referee skeletons to separate the two sides.
Then the domineering queen looked at the three trembling referees and said: "Go tell them how to play football?
Whoever is not obedient, kill whoever! "
Several referees looked at Alvin for help, and an unlucky guy said in a disintegrating tone: "Sir, this is not realistic. Those guys can poke us to death with one finger.
You should find a stronger referee to play, for example, this Dr. Banner is the right candidate. "
After hearing this, Alvin spread his hands helplessly, and said, "Then first we have to understand the rules. Do you think we are the kind of people who understand the rules?"
Speaking of Alvin looking at the timid expressions of several referees, he shook his head helplessly, plugged a communicator into the referee, and said, "Well, I'll find some reliable guys to be the referee. Come here. Guide on the spot.
You fools gave up a chance to go down in history..."
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The intervention of the Queen of Asgard brought the game to a halt. After getting angry and conquering a few berserkers and demons in a referee uniform, he led his assistant Pietro and a team of skeleton warriors to form a powerful referee team to make the game. Entered the normal track.
As long as he hears the regular referee blowing the whistle, he will violently stop the game and then throw a yellow flag.
If there is a guy who is not convinced, it is a fat beating.
"Han Shan" cultivated to the depths of the upper Qi, and his body was filled with extremely domineering power.
After several conflicts, this "Mr. Referee" established a high level of majesty on the court, and no one dared to stab him even if it was a misjudgment.
Seeing Sol finally received the ball at the quarterback position for the first time, Alvin smiled and breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Hela next to him, and said: "What can I do without you?
That old man Odin is simply a lunatic, if you are not here, I can't control the scene at all. "
Hela, who has been staring at the stadium, has a pleasant line at the corner of his mouth.
Knowing that Alvin was making herself happy, Hela still felt very happy.
Feeling Alvin scratching his palm with his fingers secretly, Hela lightly stepped on Alvin's foot, like a noble lady being sexually harassed, protesting with the unspoken rules of the principal with her big eyes.
It is a pity that several nearby cameras were accidentally damaged, revealing Her Majesty's true thoughts.
Alvin had the pride that dead pigs were not afraid of boiling water. He took Hela's hand and waved to the surroundings. After a while, he drew boos, and said with a smile: "I've gotten used to'dead' recently!
It’s okay to die a few more times. The most important thing is that you have to be happy, even just a few moments. "
Hearing what Alvin said was pathetic, Hela rolled a nice eye and said, "Then I went to the TV station to fix the camera."
Alvin smiled dryly and hugged Hela's waist and said, "Don't be like this, Fox is a pregnant woman now. Let's make do with each other, otherwise how will we live in the future?"
Alvin said with a helpless smile: "I can't even satisfy two big beauties at the same time. Am I the worst "successful person"?"
Hela arched her body backwards, let herself leaning comfortably in Alvin's arms, and said softly: "You have done enough, so many people will forget that you are the best warrior. "
Alvin kissed Hela indifferently, and said, "I definitely don't care. If people can forget my power and just pay attention to my gossip, maybe it will make me a little easier."
Hela commanded a few skeletons and knocked to the ground the berserkers on the Asgard bench who stepped into the arena.
Let Alvin resist Odin's scolding, Hela smiled happily and said: "Tomorrow I am going to try the finished wedding dress. You accompany me to take a look."
Alvin was stunned for a moment. UU read www.uukanshu.com and said with a smile: "No problem, I will find a way to make you and the Fox designer stagger the time. I thought the wedding dress must be at the last minute. To show it.
It’s actually nice to have a look ahead!
I have to see what it is, it takes months to prepare? "
As Alvin looked at the shouting crowds around him, he said with a little emotion: "This unlucky match has increased the cost of weddings around the world a lot.
If in the future men begin to lose their wives, we will all be the most innocent snowflakes in the avalanche. "
When Alvin was talking, his phone rang...
Looking at Stark's name above, Alvin connected the phone and said, "Man, what do you want?"
Stark said gleefully on the other end of the phone: "If I were you, I would let go of the Queen. Do you think it will be fine if the TV camera bypasses you?
Today, nearly 10,000 people are watching football with their mobile phones on the sidelines, and images of you and the Queen are circulating on social media. "
Speaking of Stark, he seemed to have discovered something particularly funny, he gloated and said: "Several feminist organizations in the United States are preparing to launch a march to denounce your shameless behavior.
You must carry it. Whether the man can be more free in the future depends on your performance, haha..."
Alvin listened, his arms around Hela tightened, and then he said helplessly: "This is the trouble of being a celebrity, it's too difficult for me!"
Stark laughed and said: "Norman Osborn and I are in the new aerial town of the Hungry Wolves. Oh, the prices here are not cheap.
Come here and let Little Ginny give me the best discount..."
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