Chapter 180
At the airport, Cao Gong took Yang Mi's hand and came out with her.
After coming up, the program team gave them an envelope
"Take your wife on a date."After reading the contents on the envelope, Cao Gong was in trouble.
"where to?"To be honest, he really doesn't know
"Don’t you know about dating?"Yang Mi asked him with a smile, why he didn't even understand dating?
"I've never dated a girl, so how would I know."To tell the truth, Cao Gong himself was very helpless.
But then, he asked Yang Mi:"Does that mean you have dated?"
"Yang Mi, you told me before that you have never been in love. What, now you know how to date?"
After saying that, Cao Gong shook off the hand holding Yang Mi.
This reaction made Yang Mi dumbfounded. Shouldn't this kind of anger be a patent for us girls? Why are you such a big man? Instead, they got angry.
Cao Gong shook off Yang Mi's hand and walked forward without looking back.
"No, please listen to my explanation!"Yang Mi smiled and chased after her, saying she wanted to explain.
"I don’t listen. I don’t listen."
No, why does this pattern, this tone, and this reaction look so familiar?
The audience watching the show has already laughed. Isn't this a girl's trick? When you get angry, just walk forward without looking back, and then My boyfriend wants to explain, but I won’t listen. I won’t listen.
"No, wait for me, my legs are not as long as yours, I can't walk as fast haha~"
Yang Mi laughed to death, how can this bastard act so well?
But Cao Gong didn't stop, it was still the same.
But Yang Mi Mi ran up to him with a smile, grabbed his hand, and apologized with a smile:"I was wrong, okay?""
"No, you're right, it's me who's wrong, how could you be wrong, you scumbag?"
"Sure enough, all women in the world are the same, bah, scumbag, queen of the sea!"
Cao Gong complained incoherently to Yang Mi, which also made Yang Mi laugh so hard.
This damn tone is so familiar.
The audience watching the show also laughed miserably, especially the female audience. Isn't this them?
"No, Cao Gong, I noticed that there is something wrong with you today."Yang Mi roared angrily.
"Are you mean to me? Okay, you really don’t love me anymore!"
"When we first got married, why didn't I know you were acting like this?"
"Oh, when I first got married, I found out that I was a young man, a little girl 10 years younger, so I was so gentle."
"How long have you been married? The fifth issue or the sixth issue? Are you so cruel to me?"
"Is the novelty over? Don’t you love me anymore? So love will disappear, right?"
"tui, scumbag, you have to know that you are such a person, no matter what I said at the beginning, you would never get me"
"Hahaha~" Holding Cao Gong's hand, Yang Mi laughed until her legs went weak.
This bastard has finished talking, what can she say?
And why can he imitate girls so much?
Besides, I have never used such a move on you. Why did you use it on me?
"It’s better to be my ex-girlfriend Di Lieba. Look at my ex-girlfriend Di Lieba."
"When our heating CP was all over the Internet, have you ever seen Reba rape me once?"
"Look how nice Reba is to me? Buy me clothes, buy me milk tea, care about me, be gentle and considerate to me, but what about you? Ha tui, scumbag. Cao
Gong's crazy drama made Yang Mi laugh until she bit her lip:"Reba is so good, then you and Reba get married.""
"I'd like to, but the program isn't arranged for me."
"Haha~ Do you want to die?"Yang Mi hooked Cao Gong's neck and clamped his head on his waist.
At this moment, Cao Gong was bent over by Yang Mi's action and couldn't stand up straight.
And his neck was clamped Cao Gong, not only did not feel uncomfortable, but also smiled.
The young couple quarreled and fought so naturally, which made the viewers of the show very fond of it.
After the show was broadcast, the other two couples looked very embarrassed.
Wei Daxun Like Li Yi, Chen Bolin and Song Zhixiao, the two of them are still a little embarrassed or reserved.
But Yang Mi and Cao Gong are different. In every issue, they either quarrel or bicker.
Although they always quarrel. It doesn't stop, it doesn't stop, but it looks very natural like this, just like a real couple, there is no sense of violation at all.
"Reba is good to you, that’s because the songs you sing to Reba are all sweet love songs."
"Look at you again, what songs are you singing to me?"
"Who can I love with a broken heart?…"
"Queen of Heaven."Yang Mi held her head between her legs and walked with him like this.
"Oh, oh, oh, let me stand up and walk properly, I'm going to fall down."Cao Gong said.
Now Yang Mi let go of her hand, allowing him to stand up.
After standing up straight, Cao Gong held Yang Mi's hand again.
"So do you hear what the song"The Queen" means?"Cao Gong asked her
"Hmm~ Does it mean that in a relationship where love is unequal, the girlfriend is as arrogant and domineering as a diva, while the boy compromises and tolerates his girlfriend's arrogance, but finally has the idea of giving up; because he is soft-hearted and falls into the tolerance of blind and crazy love, and at the same time And I hope I can stop falling in love."
Yang Mi commented on the song"The Queen" in Cao Gong's album. The
Cantonese version of this song is"Mask", which was also a song Cao Gong wrote for his father last year.
Then Cao Gong re-wrote it (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
When recording a show with Yang Mi for the second time, he sang this song to Yang Mi
"I'm jealous of your love, it's so powerful, like a queen who is so popular~"
Coincidentally, this song happened to be playing where they passed by.
Cao Gong and Yang Mi both looked at each other, and the other party He was driving by.
The driver was driving a convertible sports car, and he happened to see Cao Gong.
What a coincidence, after seeing Cao Gong, he also recognized Cao Gong.
At the same time, he also looked at his car to play song
"Ouch, let me go, Cao, Cao, Cao Gong! ?"The driver looked at Cao Gong very excitedly.
Cao Gong smiled and waved to him and said hello.
The car owner who drove away was also very helpless. Why didn't he go down and get an autograph and take a photo?
"How does it feel to work with Liu Yifei in a movie? Did you film a kissing scene?"
Yang Mi came to the parking lot with him and found their car.
As soon as they got in the car, Yang Mi asked him if he had filmed a kissing scene.
"No, how can you be so lucky to film a kissing scene with Liu Yifei?"
"You are happy to be able to act together. Are you still praying for a kiss scene?"[]
Cao Gong, who sat in the driver's seat, yawned and answered Yang Mi's question.
Yang Mi, who was in the passenger seat, heard these words and continued:"Then do you think Liu Yifei has a better figure or do I have a better figure?"
This is a question. If the answer is not good, something will really happen. Got it
"I've never seen it, how would I know?"Cao Gong was very calm and asked Yang Mi with a smile. When he said he had never seen it, he did not mean that he had never seen Liu Yifei's figure, but Yang Mi's figure.
It was true that he had never seen Yang Mi's figure. The words are not false
"Okay, you actually fooled me into passing. Then the program team asked you before"
"Is a girl who weighs 120 pounds considered fat? You say she is not fat"
"So if I weigh 121 pounds, is it considered fat?"Yang Mi asked him deliberately、
"A girl who weighs 121 pounds must be considered fat."Cao Gong answered truthfully
"It's only one pound away, why have I gained weight?"This made Yang Mi depressed.
Including the girls watching the show, they were all upset at this time. A girl weighing 121 pounds is actually called fat?
Cao Gong's emotional intelligence is not very good.
But next, Cao Gong's The answer shut them up completely.
"Why is a girl considered fat if she weighs over 121 pounds? Because when the fire brigade is rescuing people, they will give priority to those who weigh less than 120 kilograms. If they weigh more than 120 kilograms, the fire brigade members will save them later."
"In the daily training of the fire brigade, they will use a 120-pound dummy to train."
"Therefore, when the fire brigade encounters people who need to be rescued, they will first consider rescuing those who weigh less than 120 kilograms. If they weigh more than 120 kilograms, they will first rescue those who weigh less than 120 kilograms."
"You ask me, is a girl who weighs 120 pounds considered fat? That's not really fat"
"But a girl who weighs 121 pounds is considered fat."
The answer given by Cao Gong made all the female audience silent.
Some people didn't believe it, so they went to the Internet to check it, and finally found that it was true.
When the fire brigade was training, the weight of the dummy was It is indeed 120 kilograms.
Moreover, the fire brigade said in an interview that in this situation when faced with a choice.
One is under 120 kilograms, and the other is over 120 kilograms.
The fire brigade will give priority to saving first. People weighing less than 120 pounds
"Does Liu Yifei weigh 120 pounds?"Yang Mi asked him gossipingly.
"I think should not be? I didn't ask. After Cao Gong answered, he looked at the goblin:"What do you want to do?" Why are you so angry all the time? Are you jealous?"
"Yes, jealous."Yang Mi said angrily
"It’s really interesting. How is my wife Liu Yifei? She is my first wife."
"The first person to admit publicly that he can let me call him wife"
"You want to be jealous that you give me this benefit, but you don’t give me benefits, and you don’t allow others to give me benefits.
After Cao Gong finished speaking, Yang Mi said:"Then I am not your wife anymore.""
"Yes, I didn’t say it wasn’t, I just said she was the first."Cao Gong smiled and looked at Yang Mi next to him.
"Really, this makes you jealous. Then from now on when I cooperate with Zhao Liying, you will die of soreness, right?"
"I also know Zhao Liying, okay? I even wrote"One Eye for Ten Thousand Years" for her, hehe~"
Cao Gong said it deliberately, making Yang Mi squint her eyes and burst out with a cold murderous aura.
