Chapter 28
"My bank card is with my cousin. You can go and get it from her. You two are classmates anyway."
"As long as I have enough cards for you to use, you can do whatever you want."Cao Gong said generously.
His generosity also shocked the audience watching the show. Who is this girl? He can actually give his bank card to the other party to swipe at will?
"Can you be any more thief? How much money is in the bank card you gave to your cousin Cao Lianxin?"
"Don’t think I don’t know. The card you gave your cousin Lian Xin has a fixed limit."
"Stop talking nonsense and send me a red envelope."
"Oh no, it’s a transfer, and the red envelope is only 200 yuan."
The audience who watched the show were amused by the chat mode of these two people.
It turns out that Cao Gong's generosity depends on the fact that there is no money in his card?
Also, I have no money in my card, so I can be shameless to girls. They say you can brush it as you like, as long as you can brush it out, it’s whatever you want, it doesn’t matter to me.
"Okay, let’s talk about it when we meet later. I’m still busy with practice and stuff."
Cao Gong saw that it was almost done and planned to hang up the phone.
……
After returning the phone to the program crew, Cao Gong went to find Dilraba
"Tell me, what kind of song do you want to perform?"
Dilraba showed a charming smile, but Cao Gong was frightened and backed away.
Seeing him retreating, Reba was very surprised:"Why are you retreating?"
"Why are you smiling so evilly?"Cao Gong, who retreated, looked at this woman warily.
"What? Am I laughing evilly?"Dilraba even doubted her own ears.
She had a happy, charming and shy smile just now.
How come it turned into an evil smile when she came to him?
The audience who watched the show burst into laughter. It was the first time I heard someone say that Di Lieba’s smile is evil.
Look, our Fat Di’s smile is so charming and wonderful. Cao thief, will you appreciate it?
"Yes, it is evil. I feel like a little milk wolf being stared at by a big hare."
"You are the little milk wolf and I am the big hare?"Reba asked him in disbelief, pointing to her nose.
"Yes, you in 1992, me in 1996, we are four years apart"
"But aren't you the big hare and me the little wolf?"
"Ha, it’s really..." Dilireba, who was said to be a big hare, was so angry that she deliberately laughed twice
"Originally, netizens now call us young idols Xiaoxianrou"
"But xiaoxianrou refers to those who have already debuted, such as Lu Han and Zhang PD. Those like me who have not debuted yet are not even xiaoxianrou, they can only be xiaoxianrou."
"But small breasts don’t sound good, and we men are perverts and hooligans in the eyes of you girls."
"So I just sealed myself as a little milk wolf"
"Haha~" This time Dilireba broke her defense directly.
"You are really self-conscious. Dilireba, who put her hands on her waist, laughed angrily:"You're still a little milk wolf?""
……
"Isn't the little milk wolf cute enough? Otherwise, little nanny?"
"Hahaha~" Shameless Cao Gong made the audience laugh.
"Little milk wolf! Little bitch! But it’s okay!"
"Thief Cao, you are a real thief!"
"Isn’t the little milk wolf cute enough? You also made a little naughty girl come out, acting cute out of the blue, haha~"
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Reba, whose stomach hurt a little from laughing, asked him."Are you going to take the fresh meat route?"
"no! Regarding this, Cao Gong quickly made a move to Dilraba like a bodybuilder showing off her muscles:"I want to take the route of 'big muscle tyrant'""
"Big muscles... domineering."Dilraba, who recited it over and over again, why did it feel like it was a homophone? Dilireba, who felt that it was a homophone, immediately blushed.
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Audiences watching the show, including many female viewers, were also amused by Cao Gong's homophonic jokes.
Especially the male audience, a pair of veteran drivers were blown up
"Big muscle tyrant hahaha ~ Cao thief, you are so good at it"
"Thief Cao, I support you in taking the big-muscle tyrant route!"
"Thief Cao, I suspect you are driving, but I have no evidence!"
"Thief Cao, you are a real thief, little milk wolf, little milk gangster, big muscle tyrant, haha~"
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No matter what netizens laugh at, Dilireba now puts one hand on her waist, and with her soft right hand, she grabs Cao Gong's ear:"If you continue to be so immoral, let's see how I can fix you later.""
"Okay, let’s get down to business."Seeing that it was almost done, Cao Gong said seriously.
But because Reba was holding his ears, Cao Gong could smell the body fragrance on her body.
I don't know if it was his imagination, but it was a sweet smell.
The fragrance on Reba's body , made him very intoxicated, and he had the urge to take it as his own.
Not only that, the desire that was forcibly sealed by him was also a little restless at the moment because of the fragrance of Reba.
Cao Gong was very depressed, but he still forced himself to endure it. Live.
You can't fall in love, you can't be emotional, you can't fall in love when you are an idol.
As long as a star falls in love, he will be scolded if he breaks up amicably, and if the breakup is controversial, the house will collapse.
So, don't fall in love, never fall in love.
In today's entertainment industry, it is too easy for celebrities to fall apart.
For the sake of your own career and your own future, you cannot touch women.
If you want to be an abstinent big-muscle tyrant, as long as you don't touch women, you will not fall apart. Just kidding, most of the male stars in the entertainment industry have their houses broken down because of women.
Some stars are because they dated their partners, some are seducing their fans, and some are even cheating.
There are too many, and I I must not be one of those people who collapse.
After finally being reborn, I can't end it before it starts.
When Cao Gong was in a daze, Reba asked him with a subtle expression."What are you doing?"
"I'm thinking whether I want to be an abstinence-type big-muscled tyrant, or a hungry-type big-ass pervert who only thinks about his lower body."After saying that, Cao Gong regretted it.
"Pffff~" Sure enough, as smart as Reba, she has already heard it
"You gangster, you actually have other ideas about the teacher?"
"Oh, you, the tutor, are allowed to have thoughts about me, the student, but I can’t have them, right?"
"They are all gangsters, so there is no difference between them. After saying that, Cao Gong arrogantly knocked off Reba's hand.
Just after finishing speaking, Cao Gong muttered:"No, isn't our talent show?""
"Why do you feel like you're in a romantic drama from"We Got Married"?"
"No, no, it's too unseemly. This is a talent show, not a romance show where you choose girlfriends to fall in love with. It's a sin, Amitabh."After saying that, Cao Gong really made an action.
Seeing this, many viewers couldn't help laughing again.
Amitabha, this is very spiritual. No one thought that he would come like this.
