1284 The Social Media of the Gods
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Aura looked at the vast divine realm, thinking about many things, Kireina came into his mind and he tried to fixate his thoughts into her, as they brought him more happiness than other things.
He was, as of now, having quite a bit of difficulty in speaking to her.
He was a very shy man sometimes, so he made of himself quite the fool by not speaking with her.
His servants encouraged him to speak with her. Well, Aura considered them more like his family, although they liked to call him their lord instead out of respect over his powerful figure across the world.
"Please, my lord, you're just overthinking it. Kireina is a good woman, I am sure she wouldn't mind talking with you… Hasn't she implied she's even romantically attracted to you? Maybe you should try to be bolder and seduce her!" said Europa, she suddenly blushed a bit and tried to contain her nosebleed, imagining her blood in his humanoid form with such a handsome figure, alongside Kireina, who was such a beautiful woman… they would make the perfect beautiful and handsome pair.
"E-Europa! You're being too rash there! T-That's not how you do it…" sighed Aura.
"My lord, it has been so many eons since you were with a woman, you should try to be bolder." Said Jupiter.
"J-Jupiter, you too? Y-You don't understand? It is not as easy as you think…" sighed Aura.
"We know, but how will you ever find out if you don't do it? As a Supreme God, you should have more self-confidence… What would the other Supreme Gods say if they saw you in such a state of lack of self-confidence?" asked Jupiter.
"Ugh, shut up, Jupiter, you really hit where it hurts the most, don't you?" sighed Aura.
"S-Sorry… But it is the truth, my lord. You like me to be honest, right?" asked Jupiter.
"Yes, I do…" sighed Aura.
"My lord, I could help you get more accustomed with women if that's what you need…" said Europa.
"Europa, stop talking nonsense, you're more like a daughter to me!" roared Aura.
"Uwah! S-Sorry…" cried Europa.
"I don't remember teaching my daughter to act like this with men, what is this behavior?" asked Jupiter while crossing his arms.
"I-It's nothing, father, I did it out of pure honesty and empathy towards our lord, I simply and wholeheartedly wanted to help him!" said Europa.
"Oh yeah? Is that so?" asked Jupiter while raising an eyebrow.
"Hahh… Anyways, I am not doing it…" sighed Aura.
"My lord you should have more courage!" said Jupiter.
"Come on, Kireina is a woman that is very open-minded, she would happily talk to you." Said Jupiter.
"She has a big family, I don't want to bother her…" said Aura.
"Kireina is clearly someone that likes strong people, if you act like this, you'll clearly spook her away from you rather than attract her…" sighed Jupiter.
"D-Don't say such hurtful things!" said Aura.
"Well then, do it!" said Europa.
"Yes, do it!" said Jupiter.
"Do it! Do it!"
"Do it Do it!
Jupiter and Europa began to cheer for Aura, but he only grew increasingly more anxious this way… they were trying to help and cheer for him, but they were only achieving the opposite.
"Unnghh… Stop- Eh?"
Ding!
[Incoming Divine Message from [Kireina <3]
"M-Message from Kireina?!" asked Aura.
He saw her profile within the System, it even had a heart that she had added herself.
Within the System, there was the function of Divine Messages, where Gods could send messages to one another as long as they had a Divine Connection, which was like adding each other as friends…
They could even personalize their profiles for those who had a Divine Connection with them to see. And even add a summary of themselves in their profiles, and even pictures.
Kireina's picture was of Bubu licking the camera, it was actually very cute, and many wouldn't think it was actually the profile of a Supreme Goddess…
However, she could clearly be seen in her background image, as she had taken a family photo some weeks ago with all her wives and children, it was a massive family…
It even has many social media-like functions, such as the ability to make posts and more… Because Kireina had an immense pantheon with thousands of gods as of now, there were thousands of people with a divine connection with her, so they were able to see her profile a lot.
Each time she posted something, she would get thousands of hearts in mere seconds, all of them of gods trying to lick her boots…
Aura disliked some of these things and often ignored them, but now that he checked her profile, he noticed that her latest picture was of her in a bikini in the beach with some of her family.
Everyone was reacting with hearts, and there were millions of comments…
He glanced at the post.
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[Kireina <3: Supreme Goddess of Luxurious Heels]
[1 Week Ago]
[ IMAGE ]
[Relaxing in the vast beaches of my Divine Realm with the family, nothing beats some nice and cold beer. Cheers!]
[Hearts: 18.405] [Comments: 1.302.553] [Shares: 18.329]
[Comments]
[Mysterious Dark Magician: UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! TTOTT]
[Red Blade: Kireina-sama! Please! Step on me!!!]
[Verdant Jungle: There is nothing more beautiful in this picture than your heavenly grace, my lady!]
[Kireina-sama Fan #1: When are you holding a fan meeting?!]
[SWAGRat: Why are there so many degenerates in the comments and why is Kireina-sama not doing anything over it?]
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"K-Kireina really likes attention in this, doesn't she? Ah… I have to admit it, she really looks very sexy in that bikini… by everything that is sacred… she really looks amazing…" thought Aura, spacing out for a bit before realizing he was ignoring Kireina's own Divine Message, what many other Gods would kill to get!
Aura swallowed saliva as he told his gods about this.
"Y-You got a message from her?! What are you even waiting for?! Answer it!" said Jupiter.
"Okay, okay!" sighed Aura.
"Oh my god, she send him a message!" said Europa.
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