Chapter 12: Go Wherever It's Cool
Jiang Tian knows very well what a cigarette means to smokers who have no cigarettes.
The other party hesitated for a moment: "What's the use even if you give me four cigarettes? If I don't have the fire, everything is just talk!"
Jiang Tian rolled his eyes:
“You’re stupid, why don’t you trade a cigarette with someone else for flint and steel?!”
When this message was sent out, the other party was stunned for more than ten seconds.
"yes!!!
Change, I want to change! "
After a while of haggling, the deal was finally struck.
Jiang Tian paid the price of four flowers in exchange for this long tree trunk.
Moreover, Jiang Tian also noticed that the person opposite him should be an old smoker. Immediately, he and the other party left each other's IDs. If you have any good things in the future, you can contact me. He can exchange them for cigarettes.
The other party naturally agreed wholeheartedly and was very happy.
Once you get this trunk, replace it with the next one.
Another man selling tree trunks had a tough attitude.
Since he was the only one with a long tree trunk in the trading house, Jiang Tian must be asked to give him food in exchange.
And there are two additional flowers!
Jiang Tian didn't tolerate him and closed the private chat window directly.
Then open the regional channel and start asking:
"Everyone, whoever has a tree trunk longer than 3.5 meters can come and trade with me."
Seeing Jiang Tian speak, the regional chat channel exploded again.
"1111? Boss Huazi is here!"
"Brother Huazi, please give me a cigarette to smoke. I can't hold it in anymore!"
"You just finished eating the whole family, you won't come to Versailles again, right?"
"..."
Waited for a while.
It seems that no one is ready to trade with him.
Jiang Tian sighed, thinking that it would be difficult to find this 3.5-meter tree trunk.
Just when Jiang Tian was about to close the regional chat channel.
A message appeared in front of him.
CNNS4144: "Hey, what's delicious in FamilyMart? They're just hormone chicken, be careful to burp after eating!"
As soon as these words came out, the regional channel suddenly became quiet.
Three seconds later, there was another overwhelming news!
"Pfft! Hormone chicken? As pissy as you are right now, if you give me gutter oil fried rice, I can eat it all!"
"That's right, what are the conditions now? It doesn't matter if it's hormones or not, as long as it can fill the stomach!"
"Actually, what he said is right. If something goes wrong, there won't even be any medicine..."
"..."
On the regional channels, everything is covered.
Jiang Tian glanced at the message and frowned.
This person with the number CNNS4144 seems to be the one who caught the man yesterday...
Is this man mentally ill?
He didn't even mention it. Besides, it's none of his business whether he eats or not.
But since we are traveling across the world at this time, there must be all kinds of people.
Then he didn't plan to argue with him and just looked through other people's replies.
At this moment, CNNS4144 suddenly sent a private message.
"You want a tree trunk more than 3 meters long? I happen to have one here, let's talk?"
Seeing this, Jiang Tian was silent for a while and replied:
"Huh? How do you plan to talk?"
"It's very simple, food and water for four people, plus a pack of Chinese seeds."
Seeing the other party's reply, Jiang Tian rolled his eyes and closed the private chat window directly.
The man at the trading shop just wanted two pieces of bread, two bottles of water, and a cigarette.
This guy was good, he got four portions as soon as he opened his mouth, and Hua Zi asked for a whole pack.
Even if he had deduced more than one piece of information about his son, the lion's mouth was too wide.
Shortly after closing this private chat window, the other party sent another message.
"What do you mean by not replying? You're not happy? You ate a whole family bucket in one night. I guess you have a lot of food saved. Can't you afford the price?"
I just saw that there is only one piece of wood as long as me on the trading bank, which is a scarce resource. There is no such store after passing this village. If you want to buy it from me later, the price will double! "
Jiang Tian was a little speechless: "...Come on, you'd better stay somewhere cool."
"Fuck, what's your attitude? Don't be so disrespectful..."
Ignoring the other party, he directly put him on the blacklist.
Looking at the regional channel again, another statement popped up.
"CNNS0888: Oh, isn't this the one who eats the whole family bucket? Do you want a tree trunk? Hahaha, what a coincidence. I just caught one and it's exactly 3.5 meters tall!"
"Wow, come as you say, Emperor Ou!"
"6666, look at this situation, you are in trouble."
"I'm so envious. I also want to fish tree trunks for Huazi to smoke!"
"..."
Seeing this, Jiang Tian also edited a message:
"Exactly. Do you plan to trade this tree trunk with me? We can have a chat."
"CNNS0888: Hehe, oh, I can't help it if I'm so lucky... We can just chat, what are you going to exchange with me?
Let me explain first, as for food and water... I have caught a lot in the past two days, so there is no shortage for the time being.
But if you want to use these things to trade with me, that's not impossible.
But..."
0888 hit a bunch of people on the public screen, all showing off their own trophies from Diaoyun.
Seeing that the other party did not chat with me privately, but continued to chat on the regional channel.
Jiang Tian rolled his eyes again.
Good fellow, this guy is really a big shot.
This kind of person is the one I often met in the game before, the kind of dog who boasts about his good luck everywhere, right?
I didn't expect that after coming to this world, he still has the mind to show off.
Just as I was about to find the other party to chat privately, another message popped up on the chat channel.
"CNNS4414: I tell you, such a long tree trunk is a scarce resource, don't trade with this guy! Whoever trades is an idiot!"
"???"
"No, 4414, what's wrong with you, are you crazy?"
"What's going on?"
"..."
