Chapter 905 The bleak autumn wind is here again
Seeing Li Fan, Xin Ning, Wu Dade and others were all quite excited.
"Meet the Master!"
"I've met the master!"
Wu Dade and Gong Ya both saluted.
"No need to be polite."
Li Fan smiled lightly and spoke. When he saw Jiang Xue, he couldn't help being surprised and said:
"Miss Jiang, long time no see...how are you doing?"
Jiang Xue's eyes were extremely excited, and she also stepped forward and said:
"Greetings, Senior Li... Everything is fine with Jiang Xue!"
Li Fan nodded and said:
"Do you have a fixed place now?"
Jiang Xue shook her head.
"Then stay in the village. Aunt Wang and the others miss you too."
Li Fan smiled, quite happy.
At first, Jiang Xue followed Huo Ling'er, Mu Qianning and the others to find him, but now, he hasn't seen his old friends for a long time...
Huo Ling'er and the others didn't know how they were doing outside.
Hearing this, Jiang Xue was even more grateful and said:
"Thank you, senior!"
At this moment, the three Demon Ancestors also looked at Li Fan subconsciously.
Immediately afterwards, the three of them hurriedly lowered their heads and knelt down as if their eyes were burned by the sun!
"I'm sorry...I was wrong! I shouldn't have offended senior, please forgive me!"
Demon Ancestor spoke directly, cold sweat dripping down his face.
With just one glance, he was already sure... the young man in front of him who could not be looked at directly must be the "her brother" that Xin Ning had mentioned before!
It was so terrifying. At first glance, they could not feel the slightest aura of cultivation from Li Fan.
However, I instinctively dare not look at it or be disrespectful!
How should the other party exist?
They dare not even think about it!
"I'm willing to dig out my eyes, please, senior... please spare my life!"
The Blood Ancestor also spoke with a trembling voice. He felt that he was dead for offending such a powerful person.
Qi Zu was also panicked. He was at a loss and looked anxiously at the big black dog next to him and said:
"Brother Dog... I don't want the bones anymore. Please help me and give me a way out, can you?"
He is really afraid!
But when the big black dog heard this, he just barked a few times and ignored him at all!
And Li Fan was a little confused when he saw these three strangers suddenly kneeling down and acting so strangely.
He couldn't help but look at Wu Dade and said:
"Dade, what is this?"
Wu Dade suddenly became very carefree and said:
"Master, these three... are all mentally ill and crazy."
He pointed at the Demon Ancestor and said:
"He is a scumbag, but he suffers from delusional disorder. He always says that he is a top student... He has been crazy for a long time."
Demon Ancestor was kneeling on the ground. Hearing these words, he suddenly became reluctant.
Although the boss is here and doesn't dare to offend, you fat man can't insult people like this? !
You can say that I am not strong enough, but...you can't say that I am a scumbag!
This is dignity, this is the bottom line. Even if you die, you cannot bear the name of a scumbag!
He couldn't help but grit his teeth and argued:
"I'm not a scumbag...I, I'm pretty good at studying!!!"
Wu Dade clicked his tongue and said:
"Master, you see, the hypochondriasis has occurred again, and it's starting to happen."
When Li Fan heard this, he was also hesitant and couldn't help but turned towards the Demon Ancestor and said tentatively:
"What is the sum of the interior angles of a triangle?"
When Demon Ancestor heard this, he was immediately stunned.
What?
triangle? The sum of interior angles? how many degree?
What the hell is this? I understand every word. How come it seems like it becomes a heavenly book when put together?
Completely unrecognizable!
He suddenly broke into a cold sweat. This was indeed a question asked by a big boss... It was too profound. I didn't know what kind of avenue it touched, but I couldn't understand it at all!
This boss, is he testing himself in school?
Absolutely!
He vaguely felt that this would be a big opportunity for him!
If you can answer the boss's question, you might be favored by the boss and get unimaginable opportunities.
But...this question is really too difficult! !
He thought hard, gritted his teeth and said:
"Tao gives birth to one, gives birth to two, two gives birth to three, three gives birth to all things... Three is the source of everything, triangle... is the infinite law of heaven, earth and man, triangle is the supreme true shape of the great road!"
"The inner one refers to the Taoist scenery, the inner corners... It is to show the supreme true shape of the triangle in the Taoist scenery, so as to embark on the road ahead... And there are so many scenery on this road that it is impossible to fathom... "
He just had to bite the bullet and contained everything he had learned in his life!
After all, no matter what, you can't hand in a blank paper in front of the boss.
When Li Fan heard this, he was immediately shocked.
...What the hell is this?
The sum of the interior angles of a triangle, such a simple question, but this guy can talk so much nonsense?
The key is, is this reliable? It doesn't even lean on the side...
He instantly understood that this was... a real scumbag, delusional, and quite crazy.
Seeing that Demon Ancestor was still talking nonsense, he immediately said:
"Stop, stop, stop, no need to say anything."
When Demon Ancestor heard this, he immediately stopped his eloquent words, raised his eyes, eyes full of hope, and said:
"Senior, my answer...may be in your eyes?"
Li Fan shook his head and said:
"Entering the Dharma's Eye...I'm afraid it won't work, but it's okay to be admitted to the hospital!"
When Demon Ancestor heard this, he was startled. What did this giant... mean?
Admission?
What courtyard?
Could it be that he is entering the academy? !
Is there a Dao College established in this mountain village?
It seems that although my answer is not in the eyes of the big boss, it has certain merits. Therefore, this big boss thinks that he is a talent and wants to recruit him as a student in the academy? !
Doesn't this mean that he is now on his lap and will soar into the sky?
He was immediately overjoyed and said:
"That's great, that's great...Thank you, senior, for giving me this great opportunity!"
He kowtowed repeatedly.
Li Fan was even more speechless. Are you so happy to enter a mental hospital? This is absolute mental illness, you can’t fake it!
Then, he looked at the Blood Ancestor and said:
"what about this?"
This old man looked like he was just skin and bones, wearing blue clothes... He was even worse than the Luo Xingchen who came before.
Wu Dade continued:
"This one is so hungry that he wants to eat blood all day long! He doesn't like eating anything else!"
When Li Fan heard this, he couldn't help but a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes, hungry? Still want to eat blood?
Is this a violent tendency due to hunger?
Li Fan couldn't help but speak and sighed:
"If you are hungry, why not eat other food but blood?"
When the Blood Ancestor heard this, he immediately panicked, completely panicked.
He could tell that the big boss was displeased with his bloodthirstiness in his words!
He trembled, lay on the ground, and explained:
"Senior Qi... I am suffering from blood hunger. I can only survive by eating blood and absorbing nutrients from the blood... I am by no means a bloodthirsty person. I have never eaten a living person in millions of years. "
When Li Fan heard this, he felt like a slap in the head!
Can you only survive by eating blood? If you have never eaten a living person, have you ever eaten a dead person?
How many more millions of years?
This one is more ridiculous than the other.
This one is hopeless, so crazy that it is impossible to communicate.
"Forget it...just go to the hospital!"
He spoke directly.
When the Blood Ancestor heard this, he was startled for a moment. He was also a little confused. He was admitted to the hospital?
He didn't understand what kind of hospital it was...
However, he thought that it should be a good thing that Demon Ancestor was so happy and joyful just now when he was allowed to be "admitted to the hospital" by this big boss.
"Thank you, senior! Thank you, thank you!"
He also spoke.
Li Fan's eyes turned to Qi Zu and said:
"What about you? What's going on?"
Qi Ancestor was also extremely nervous and couldn't speak clearly, saying:
"Senior Qi, I...I wanted a few dog bones at first..."
He pointed at the big black dog and said:
"This dog promised me to give me all its bones, but then it reneged on the promise and said it would take me to the village to find good bones... That's why I came."
"Senior, I didn't mean to offend!"
After listening to this, Li Fan suddenly felt that the one who liked to eat blood seemed to be quite normal.
Is this third one already terminally ill?
If you like dog bones, forget about this hobby...
However, if you agree to whatever dog you want and give him bones... isn't this crazy talk?
Can you talk to dogs? Can you still negotiate business with a dog? Is this something a normal person can do?
Crazy cancer, terminal stage!
Absolutely late!
Hopeless!
"Come to hospital, come to hospital!"
Li Fan didn't want to say anything anymore.
Qi Ancestor was immediately surprised, and said:
"Can I also be admitted to the hospital? Thank you, senior!"
In the blink of an eye, the three mentally ill people...have gone somewhere.
"Brother, why are you here?"
Xinning asked at this moment, with a hint of hope in her eyes.
Li Fan smiled lightly and said:
"Winter has arrived, and it won't be long before it snows heavily. By then, some small trees in the village will be damaged by the frost, so I took Lu Rang and put some clothes on these small trees."
As he spoke, he walked forward, gently touched the plum tree at the entrance of the village, and murmured:
"This tree was the first tree I transplanted when I traveled back in time...it is now standing tall and graceful."
He thought back to those days.
When he awakened the cheating system, he happened to encounter this half-dead plum tree in a mountain range.
It was an abandoned small courtyard, with a vegetable patch and a pond, but it was overgrown with withered grass and the house had collapsed over the years and turned into dust.
Saving this plum tree was his first mission that year.
Memories slowly flowed by, and Li Fan couldn't help but sigh, saying:
"The bleak autumn wind is coming again today, the human world has changed..."
…
And outside the small mountain village.
A little girl, hiding in the darkness.
She looked at the small mountain village ahead and saw the tree and the young man next to the tree.
Tears welled up in her eyes, but she smiled heartily.
"Big brother has not forgotten me. It turns out that the plum tree at the entrance of the village is the one I planted..."
"The plum tree is planted at the entrance of the village. As soon as I see it... I know I'm home."
"Brother, I... have been home."
"Thank you."
After saying that, her figure disappeared from the place.
…
Village entrance.
Li Fan suddenly raised his head and looked outside the village, with a trace of confusion in his eyes.
"Big brother...what's wrong?"
Xinning asked.
Li Fan shook his head and said:
"nothing."
Maybe seeing the plum tree remain the same year after year only arouses emotions? Just for a moment, he felt a trace of unspeakable bitterness and sadness for no reason.
…
Good night.
