Chapter 24 Does Huaguo Have Football?
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Jing Xue Qing Zhu
Chapter 24 Does Huaguo Have Football?
After the news that Yunsheng was called the head coach of Cottbus, the entire German football world was shocked!
The Germanic people are a proud nation, they are very proud of their blood.In football, the Germans are even more proud.
They can accept Brazilian coaches, French coaches, Spanish coaches, even Englishmen, Argentines, and they can accept it.
But Yun Sheng, who came from a football-poor country, became the head coach of a Bundesliga team?
This is something they are absolutely not allowed to see!
Germany's "Football News" used a huge headline to express their views on this matter.
"Disgrace to German football!"
And in the article, it is almost sarcastic: "A Chinese can become the head coach of a Bundesliga team, which is equivalent to hiring a Mongolian to be our naval commander!"
"Football in Huaguo? Does Huaguo have football? Is there anyone in Huaguo who can play football? Maybe the entire Huaguo can only find one Shao Jiayi who can play football a little bit, and the others seem to have no legs! I suggest that Yun Sheng resign voluntarily, so as not to be embarrassing when the new season starts!"
And "Berlin Sports Evening News" is also very pessimistic about Yunsheng's coaching prospects.
"If we say too many bad things about Huaguo football, it may be a bit inappropriate, but regardless of nationality, I only look at Yunsheng. He just graduated from university and has no first-team coaching experience. Such a rookie can actually become the head coach of Cottbus? I don't know if the management of Cottbus is crazy, or Yunsheng is crazy?"
"The current Yunsheng is like a penguin from Antarctica, receiving a piece of hot coal, the final result is obvious - the penguin will be burned to a dry penguin, and the coal will lose heat and fall to the ground. Yunsheng's coaching this time is not at all an adventure as some people say, it is a blatant suicide!"
The German "Kicker" newspaper also published its own comments.
Compared with other media, the tone of "Kicker" is more gentle. After all, they are one of the most well-known football media in Europe, and they are still very cultivated.
"The Cottbus club has not long been promoted to the Bundesliga, and their management philosophy has a big problem. Letting a chick kill its prey is not the chick's fault, but the hunter's fault. Last season Sandel led the team to avoid relegation, and they have achieved their goal. Maybe the club wants to pursue more this season, but they are too eager for quick success. Can a young man from Huaguo be a coach and be able to soar into the sky? This possibility is almost zero."
"In the next season, Cottbus needs to be lucky enough to be able to stay in the Bundesliga."
The German Sports TV specially conducted street interviews, randomly interviewed [-] fans across the country, and asked them their views on Yunsheng's coaching prospects.
"In our random interviews, 98 out of [-] fans were not optimistic about Yunsheng's coaching prospects, and only two fans were optimistic about Yunsheng."
"A fat man in his 40s, he has always said that he is very optimistic about Yunsheng's coaching prospects. It is said that he spent 1000 euros in a betting company to buy Cottbus to become the Bundesliga champion in the new season. However, we can see from his drunkenness that he will definitely regret his choice when he wakes up."
"It's such a coincidence that the other person who is optimistic about Yunsheng is a native of Hua. He resolutely expressed his opinion, saying that he is very optimistic about Yunsheng's coaching prospects, and he believes that Cottbus will definitely succeed in relegation."
The turmoil of the outside world made the Cottbus club very upset.
Facing the annoying voices from the outside world, the chairman Kelan personally stood up and expressed his support for the new head coach: "Yunsheng's election was unanimously voted by the club's management, which is public opinion. We are all optimistic about Yunsheng's future in the club. Yunsheng has been the first-team coach of the club for several years. He is very familiar with the team, and he has a unique magic power that is beyond imagination. The goal of Cottbus this season is not to relegation, but to get a better Bundesliga ranking!"
Crane's words made everyone scoff.
Still want a better Bundesliga ranking?I think it is very difficult for Cottbus to avoid relegation!
Because of Yunsheng's appointment, Germany's largest betting company adjusted the odds of the Bundesliga team winning again.
Although the odds of Cottbus winning the championship are still the lowest, they have become 1:5000!
Maybe some people don’t know what it means to be given odds of 1 to 5000 by a bookmaker. Simply put, some things that are almost impossible to happen are labeled as 1 to 5000.
1. "Elvis Presley" is not dead yet;
2. The snow monster in the Himalayas and the Loch Ness monster really exist;
3. Christmas Day is the warmest day of the year in England;
4. Beckham and Victoria named their next child Sinner;
5. American socialite Kim Kardashian, who became popular because of the "sexual love video" incident, will be elected president of the United States in 2020;
6. Bush will play cricket in England after stepping down as US president.
Now in German football, Cottbus and Yunsheng have become the laughing stock of everyone.
In newspapers, on TV, and on the Internet, all kinds of jokes about Yunsheng filled people's lives, as if anyone who didn't ridicule Yunsheng was a person with incorrect zhegnzhi and a person who didn't understand football.
Amidst the criticism, many media came to the Cottbus club, wanting to interview the new head coach Yun Sheng and dig out some news.
But Yun Sheng resolutely rejected all media interviews.
Now Yun Sheng is very clear that all his rebuttals and explanations at this time are useless and will even bring him even greater troubles.
In the world of football, all dignity depends on performance.
Before he can produce impressive results, every word Yun Sheng said publicly will be over-interpreted by various media, and even become a bigger joke.
Faced with Yunsheng's closed door thank you, the club also expressed its support.They respected Yun Sheng's choice, and at the same time cooperated with Yun Sheng, rejecting all the media who wanted to interview him.
So despite the external disturbances these days, the Cottbus Club is extremely calm inside.
The coaches and players focused on training and preparing for the game, and all disturbances did not affect them.
But what Yunsheng didn't expect was that on the second day of the team's formal training, he still didn't escape the harassment from the media.
Moreover, Yunsheng couldn't refuse the media's request for an interview...
(End of this chapter)
After the news that Yunsheng was called the head coach of Cottbus, the entire German football world was shocked!
The Germanic people are a proud nation, they are very proud of their blood.In football, the Germans are even more proud.
They can accept Brazilian coaches, French coaches, Spanish coaches, even Englishmen, Argentines, and they can accept it.
But Yun Sheng, who came from a football-poor country, became the head coach of a Bundesliga team?
This is something they are absolutely not allowed to see!
Germany's "Football News" used a huge headline to express their views on this matter.
"Disgrace to German football!"
And in the article, it is almost sarcastic: "A Chinese can become the head coach of a Bundesliga team, which is equivalent to hiring a Mongolian to be our naval commander!"
"Football in Huaguo? Does Huaguo have football? Is there anyone in Huaguo who can play football? Maybe the entire Huaguo can only find one Shao Jiayi who can play football a little bit, and the others seem to have no legs! I suggest that Yun Sheng resign voluntarily, so as not to be embarrassing when the new season starts!"
And "Berlin Sports Evening News" is also very pessimistic about Yunsheng's coaching prospects.
"If we say too many bad things about Huaguo football, it may be a bit inappropriate, but regardless of nationality, I only look at Yunsheng. He just graduated from university and has no first-team coaching experience. Such a rookie can actually become the head coach of Cottbus? I don't know if the management of Cottbus is crazy, or Yunsheng is crazy?"
"The current Yunsheng is like a penguin from Antarctica, receiving a piece of hot coal, the final result is obvious - the penguin will be burned to a dry penguin, and the coal will lose heat and fall to the ground. Yunsheng's coaching this time is not at all an adventure as some people say, it is a blatant suicide!"
The German "Kicker" newspaper also published its own comments.
Compared with other media, the tone of "Kicker" is more gentle. After all, they are one of the most well-known football media in Europe, and they are still very cultivated.
"The Cottbus club has not long been promoted to the Bundesliga, and their management philosophy has a big problem. Letting a chick kill its prey is not the chick's fault, but the hunter's fault. Last season Sandel led the team to avoid relegation, and they have achieved their goal. Maybe the club wants to pursue more this season, but they are too eager for quick success. Can a young man from Huaguo be a coach and be able to soar into the sky? This possibility is almost zero."
"In the next season, Cottbus needs to be lucky enough to be able to stay in the Bundesliga."
The German Sports TV specially conducted street interviews, randomly interviewed [-] fans across the country, and asked them their views on Yunsheng's coaching prospects.
"In our random interviews, 98 out of [-] fans were not optimistic about Yunsheng's coaching prospects, and only two fans were optimistic about Yunsheng."
"A fat man in his 40s, he has always said that he is very optimistic about Yunsheng's coaching prospects. It is said that he spent 1000 euros in a betting company to buy Cottbus to become the Bundesliga champion in the new season. However, we can see from his drunkenness that he will definitely regret his choice when he wakes up."
"It's such a coincidence that the other person who is optimistic about Yunsheng is a native of Hua. He resolutely expressed his opinion, saying that he is very optimistic about Yunsheng's coaching prospects, and he believes that Cottbus will definitely succeed in relegation."
The turmoil of the outside world made the Cottbus club very upset.
Facing the annoying voices from the outside world, the chairman Kelan personally stood up and expressed his support for the new head coach: "Yunsheng's election was unanimously voted by the club's management, which is public opinion. We are all optimistic about Yunsheng's future in the club. Yunsheng has been the first-team coach of the club for several years. He is very familiar with the team, and he has a unique magic power that is beyond imagination. The goal of Cottbus this season is not to relegation, but to get a better Bundesliga ranking!"
Crane's words made everyone scoff.
Still want a better Bundesliga ranking?I think it is very difficult for Cottbus to avoid relegation!
Because of Yunsheng's appointment, Germany's largest betting company adjusted the odds of the Bundesliga team winning again.
Although the odds of Cottbus winning the championship are still the lowest, they have become 1:5000!
Maybe some people don’t know what it means to be given odds of 1 to 5000 by a bookmaker. Simply put, some things that are almost impossible to happen are labeled as 1 to 5000.
1. "Elvis Presley" is not dead yet;
2. The snow monster in the Himalayas and the Loch Ness monster really exist;
3. Christmas Day is the warmest day of the year in England;
4. Beckham and Victoria named their next child Sinner;
5. American socialite Kim Kardashian, who became popular because of the "sexual love video" incident, will be elected president of the United States in 2020;
6. Bush will play cricket in England after stepping down as US president.
Now in German football, Cottbus and Yunsheng have become the laughing stock of everyone.
In newspapers, on TV, and on the Internet, all kinds of jokes about Yunsheng filled people's lives, as if anyone who didn't ridicule Yunsheng was a person with incorrect zhegnzhi and a person who didn't understand football.
Amidst the criticism, many media came to the Cottbus club, wanting to interview the new head coach Yun Sheng and dig out some news.
But Yun Sheng resolutely rejected all media interviews.
Now Yun Sheng is very clear that all his rebuttals and explanations at this time are useless and will even bring him even greater troubles.
In the world of football, all dignity depends on performance.
Before he can produce impressive results, every word Yun Sheng said publicly will be over-interpreted by various media, and even become a bigger joke.
Faced with Yunsheng's closed door thank you, the club also expressed its support.They respected Yun Sheng's choice, and at the same time cooperated with Yun Sheng, rejecting all the media who wanted to interview him.
So despite the external disturbances these days, the Cottbus Club is extremely calm inside.
The coaches and players focused on training and preparing for the game, and all disturbances did not affect them.
But what Yunsheng didn't expect was that on the second day of the team's formal training, he still didn't escape the harassment from the media.
Moreover, Yunsheng couldn't refuse the media's request for an interview...
(End of this chapter)
