Chapter 242
The dog-head gold tablet was spinning in Deadpool’s hand.
Deadpool half-crouched and raised it up like a treasure for everyone to see.
“What is this?”
No one thought it could be a good thing.
Everyone thought it was another Deadpool showing off.
This guy is like this.
Whether it’s important or not.
He’s always showing off.
There’s always endless nonsense buzzing out of his mouth like a fly flapping its wings.
Leon thought so at first.
He was thinking about whether to send these little spiders back to their respective universes one by one.
He could also take a look at other parallel universes.
But when he glanced at the tablet in Deadpool’s hand casually and quickly retracted his eyes.
He suddenly found something wrong.
“Huh?”
Leon suddenly turned around and took a closer look at the tablet that Deadpool kept spinning with his elbow, shoulder, and head.
The strong sense of déjà vu awakened his memory.
The last time he saw a tablet of this style was in the TV series “Loki”.
That is a device of the Time Variance Administration (TVA), which can be used to travel through worlds and time.
Memories emerged, and Leon straightened his back with seriousness.
After observing many times, he was completely sure that the tablet in Deadpool’s hand was the one from TVA.
But where did this guy get the time-space tablet?
Could it be that this guy is actually a Deadpool from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and then ran to TVA to rob?
There are almost infinite single universes in a multiverse.
Any kind of story development is possible.
Leon’s understanding of the Marvel Cinematic Universe stopped at “Captain Marvel 2”, and he didn’t know the subsequent development.
So he asked directly: “That’s TVA’s time tablet, right? Did you join TVA or rob them?”
“Huh?” The Spider-Men were surprised to hear this.
“What time tablet?” Gwen followed Leon’s line of sight to look at Deadpool, and saw the rotating tablet on his raised buttocks.
“Are you talking about that tablet… Is Deadpool not joking this time?”
The Dutch spider was also confused: “Time? It sounds powerful. Can that tablet take us back?”
“So Deadpool is seriously proposing a solution?” The spider of this world scratched his head.
He quietly raised his hand and shot out spider silk, trying to pull the time tablet from Deadpool’s butt.
But Deadpool, who was twisting his butt, turned around alertly and took the lead in holding the time tablet and raised it up.
“This is Deadpool’s shock!”
He raised his hand high, and the spider silk followed the original trajectory and shot under his crotch, making a snapping sound.
“Oh~” Deadpool immediately made a soul-stirring sound, and his waist swayed back and forth twice.
He put his two fingers together and tapped them between his lips, and kissed the spider of this world: “My little Peter, I feel your enthusiasm, come on, you can be harder, this is not the first time for me.”
“F*#!” The spider of this world shook off the spider silk in his hand as if he had been electrocuted, as if he had touched a ball of indescribable excrement.
He felt sick, and swung away on the spider silk like crazy, jumping directly to the dome farthest from Deadpool.
“Hey! Where are you going? If you don’t like to take the initiative, you can also let me do it!” Deadpool shouted.
The Spider-Mans shut their mouths silently, and cold sweat flowed down their foreheads at the same time.
“Ahem.” Leon coughed lightly, and he suddenly felt fortunate that he was not called Peter.
“You haven’t answered my question just now, Deadpool, where did you get that time tablet?”
Deadpool, who was holding his cheek and twisting his waist and hips to the spider of this world, suddenly became serious when he heard this.
“This is a good question!”
He pointed his finger at Leon: “This is a damn, damn good question! Harry Potter!”
“It’s Leon, thank you.” Leon said.
Leon is actually a chatterbox.
But when he is with a group of Spider-Man and Deadpool.
He can no longer be called a chatterbox.
Because compared with others, he is so quiet that he is just like an autistic young man who is silently dazed in the sun.
“Leon? Sorry, in my story you are Harry Potter!” Deadpool suddenly turned his back.
He said mysteriously: “And my story starts from a long, long time ago.”
“How long?” Little Peter in Leon’s arms was curious, “Um, are we telling a story now?”
He had been covered by Leon’s ears just now, and he didn’t know where the story was.
“Of course, we are telling a very long story!” Deadpool turned around when he heard the voice of little Peter, “I almost forgot that we still have cute little Peter here!”
Looking at the expectant eyes of little Peter.
His voice became gentle: “Now, the story starts from the beginning.”
Deadpool coughed twice and raised his finger: “Everyone, let’s do it one last time! My name is Wade Winston Wilson! ”
Familiar opening line, Deadpool is imitating Spider-Man again.
“At first, I was bitten by a butter bun named Francis.”
“So in the next less than ten years, I became a super-superhero who could never die, Deadpool!”
(Francis’ torture awakened Deadpool’s self-healing ability.)
Deadpool opened his arms and waited for a few seconds, then waved his hands in silence: “A little applause at this time, thank you.”
Little Peter clapped his hands alone.
Deadpool was immediately satisfied, holding his face and turning around, blowing kisses and making hearts to Little Peter.
Then he continued to tell the story in the speechless eyes of other Spider-Men.
“You must know what happened next-”
“I was worried about scaring Vanessa, and I didn’t dare to recognize her, because my face turned into butter after being bitten by butter bun (disfigured). ”
“But in the end I defeated butter bun and recognized Vanessa. ”
“I swear I must have kissed God’s ass in my last life. Vanessa actually accepted me and she loved me!”
“Then, we started beeping happily.”
Leon covered Peter’s ears again expressionlessly.
“But then, Vanessa died because of me!” Deadpool suddenly felt sad.
“Fortunately, there was a process of blah blah in the middle.”
“Thanos (electric lock) gave me a gadget that can travel through time. After the gadget was repaired, I went to the past and saved Vanessa.”
“Then, we kept beeping.”
“Then I started to travel through time and time again…”
“I killed Ryan Reynolds, Hitler, Deadpool, oh, another Deadpool.”
“Everything went very well, but there were some crises in my life after that.”
“I tried to join the Avengers, but Happy disagreed.”
“The guy whose superpower is parallel parking was unwilling to buy me a hamburger!”
“God! “Deadpool punched hard, “God! I remember again, I saw the Hulk statue doing XX in the Avengers office!”
