Chapter 244
“It’s so tight that it can turn a person into a cream puff!”
“By the time it vomited me on the streets of New York, my two nuts were already exhausted as if they had been fighting for three days and three nights.”
“But it doesn’t matter, when I see you, they will be fully revived, you don’t have to worry about my endurance!”
Deadpool patted his lower back.
Even the Spider-Mans who have been trying to reduce their presence couldn’t help it at this time.
“Who cares about your endurance!”
“I’ve had enough! Don’t stop me, I’m going to stick this guy to the wall and clean his mouth with disinfectant!”
“Wait a minute, so that tablet can travel through the world, right? We can go back to our own worlds now!”
The words of the Dutch Spider reminded every Spider-Man.
They looked at each other silently, and at the same time, they cast their eyes on Deadpool.
Deadpool leaned against the wall with one hand and shook the time tablet in his hand: “Do you want to go home? Deadpool will always be at home waiting for every little Peter to go to bed.”
“I just need each of you to give me one…”
“Now!”
Before Deadpool could finish his conditions, all the little spiders rushed out.
Five Spider-Men swung spider silk to attack Deadpool, just as they besieged Morlun before.
Deadpool was shocked, dodged left and right, and ran in circles with his legs spread out.
“No! This is my first time, you can’t be so rough! Start with a gentle kiss first!”
He ran and talked dirty, ducked to avoid a few balls of spider silk, and slid through the siege of two Spider-Men.
The spider in this world kicked in the air and couldn’t help complaining: “You just said it wasn’t the first time!”
“Oh my god!” Deadpool covered his mouth, “Damn, I let it slip, it doesn’t matter, today is my first time, it can be as rich as cheese sauce sprayed with butter.”
The spacious laboratory was in chaos.
Deadpool ran around the ruins of the collider, and the Spider-Men chased him.
He was eventually stuck to the wall by a bunch of spider webs.
Dutch Spider used a ball of spider silk to cover Deadpool’s mouth, then took the time tablet and started to operate it.
“Is this the device of the Time Variant Administration? Why doesn’t it look very advanced?”
Garfield Spider and his friends gathered aside and looked at it: “Is it not advanced to be able to travel through the world?”
“I mean its appearance, it looks like an old-fashioned capacitive screen mobile phone.”
Dutch Spider tested the functions one by one, “Let me see, this button is to return, and this is… timeline directory? So many worlds!”
There are strings of world codes on the screen.
There is the MCU-616 series universe under the Holy Timeline, and there is also the variant universe 10005 where Deadpool is.
(For the entire Marvel Universe, the main movie universe MCU is 199999, and the main comic universe is 616. But within the MCU, the main movie universe is also called 616, and in the future, the book will use MCU-616 or 199999 to refer to it.)
“OK, let me take a look, search, then confirm, and then open the space-time gate!”
Dutch Spider pressed the button and looked up expectantly, thinking that a door would open in front of him.
But in fact, nothing happened.
There was nothing in front of him, and there were only various gases and particles in the air.
“What’s wrong? Haven’t you pressed the confirmation yet?” Garfield Spider asked.
“I pressed it, but it didn’t respond.” Dutch Spider repeatedly tapped the screen, and finally patted it with his hand, but there was still no response.
“Is there a password or something?” Garfield Spider took over the tablet and operated it, but there was no progress.
After the five little spiders took turns to operate it.
They had to accept the reality: “This time tablet is broken, or maybe Deadpool stole a fake one.”
“Impossible!” Deadpool cut the spider web at some point, hugged Garfield and Toby’s waists, and mixed in with the little spiders.
He reached out to take the tablet: “I just used it to find Wolverine, the one that London accent calls the most disappointing Wolverine.”
However, Deadpool operated on the interface and shouted “That’s it!”.
As a result, the time tablet also did not respond at all.
There seemed to be a sound of cold wind blowing through the leaves at the scene.
The little spiders looked at him suspiciously.
“It should be that my steps were wrong, just like forgetting to take off your pants before doing something!” Deadpool operated calmly.
But after a few seconds, his clicks became faster and faster, and more and more irritable.
Finally, he raised the tablet high, looked around, and then threw it behind him.
“What did I just say?” He scratched his head.
“By the way, when I stay at Peter’s house tonight, which Peter should I share a bed with? Garfield, I like Garfield the most. Of course, it would be even better if all of them were together!” The little spiders stared at Deadpool blankly. They gradually realized that this abominable guy was trying to change the subject. The time tablet really was…There is a malfunction and it cannot be used.
It was as if a basin of ice water was poured on them, extinguishing the expectations in the hearts of the little spiders.
Their eyes slowly changed, and they began to rub their hands against Deadpool.
“Which bed do you sleep in? I think you should sleep on these collider wreckage tonight!” The spiders in this world planned to tie Deadpool here for a night.
“My God, these wreckages are so cold, they will freeze my Deadpool sword into a popsicle. You won’t be so cruel, right?”
Deadpool quietly took a step back.
The Spider-Mans followed and took a step forward.
Deadpool turned around and ran away, and the two sides started chasing again.
The laboratory was full of flying spider silk and noisy shouts.
In the noise, Leon held little Peter and picked up the time tablet to take a look.
“Is this the technology of the future? The time technology from the legacy Kang.”
Leon fiddled with it for a few times, found his own world MCU-616-S (199999-S), and pressed confirm.
Just like when others used it, there was no response.
But Leon felt the pull of the time tablet on the law.
“Using technology to pry the rules of the universe and travel through time and space is amazing.”
Leon quickly understood the operating mechanism of the tablet.
He put Peter down, and then began to disassemble the tablet quickly, scanning every detail, and quickly understood its composition and principles.
Thanks to his understanding of the laws of time and space, as well as the scientific and technological knowledge stored in the past.
His research on the time tablet went smoothly.
When Deadpool was kicked hard by the Dutch spider.
Leon completed the analysis of the time tablet.
When Deadpool was pressed to the ground and kicked in circles by five small spiders.
Leon began to reassemble the time tablet.
When Deadpool was shot all over by white silk-like objects.
Leon began to modify the time tablet according to his own understanding.
When Deadpool was tied up like a mummy by the small spiders and carried to the corner.
Leon pressed the confirmation button and opened the time and space door to his own world.
