Chapter 247
“No, no, no, of course not. We can no longer observe your daily life since last year.”
“We can even only observe the development of some events in your universe.”
“Because your world is like a layer of fog, especially around you, which makes us unable to approach.”
“But in your world, we all saw the encounter between the two Captain Americas not long ago.”
Mr. Paradox gave a thumbs up: “I have to say, it was a wonderful encounter, and we are all looking forward to the subsequent development!”
Well, Leon said that there must be many people watching the show with him at that time.
“I look forward to it too.” He nodded and was about to continue asking.
At this time, Deadpool jumped between the two people holding his head: “Wait, wait, wait! What are you talking about? Superman? What Superman? Is this the latest linkage between Marvel and DC this year?”
He poked Leon’s chest with his finger: “Or is Leon’s identity actually Hyperion or Sentinel, you are playing a reference… Oh my god! Why do your chest muscles feel so comfortable!”
Dutch Spider also followed in disbelief: “I just heard Stark? Is Leon’s original name Stark?”
He looked surprised: “No, do you know Tony? Tony is also Stark.”
“I know him, Tony is my brother, you can come to him for a hug when you have time.” Leon said.
Then he disdainfully pressed the time tablet on Deadpool’s face and pushed the guy away without physical contact.
“As for you, stay away from me.”
“Hey! Hey! Just let me touch it again! God, I think I’ll come out if I touch it again!” Deadpool retreated holding the tablet on his face.
Leon ignored this guy who was against the sky.
He looked at the other three little spiders who were curiously surrounding him and spread his hands:
“Stop, I know what you want to ask, yes, I am Superman.”
The clothes on Leon’s body began to flow, and after a few seconds, they turned back into a metallic black battle suit.
Dormammu’s cloak fluttered behind him.
He slowly floated in the air, and his cloak moved without wind.
“Ah? Not the code name Superman, but the same Superman in the comics?” The little spiders were confused.
Deadpool squeezed his cheeks with both hands and screamed: “What did I see? What did I see? Marvel is now rich enough to buy the copyright of Superman and make a movie with Deadpool as a supporting role!!”
“I thought you were from Hogwarts, but you are from DC!”
“God! No wonder you look so serious and talk so little!”
Deadpool shouted and suddenly coughed lightly.
He suddenly lowered his voice: “Hey, actually I’m not Deadpool, I’m Batman, Clark, do you want to have dinner at my house tonight? Wayne Manor is very big, we can do a lot of happy things.”
“Go away.” Leon slapped Deadpool to the ground, not giving him the chance to continue to defy the heavens.
But then the little spiders surrounded him again.
“God, God! Leon, so you are a Kryptonian?”
“No, I’m an Earthling, but I have Kryptonian blood.”
“Then you are a mixed-race? Is your father Clark, or is your mother Kara? Oh, right! You used heat vision before! It turns out that’s not magic! So you also have freezing…”
The Dutch spider led the way, with Gwen, Toby, and Garfield as assistants.
Four Spider-Men are equivalent to a hundred reporters.
At this moment, Leon suddenly felt like he had revealed his identity at a press conference, and then hundreds of reporters stuffed the microphone into his mouth.
“Now I know why Peter Parker wants to work in a newspaper.”
Lyon directly used his mental power to freeze the four little spiders, and the world was finally quiet.
At his side, Mr. Paradox’s eyes suddenly flashed with panic.
“You, uh, Mr. Stark, you can actually use superpowers in TVA?” Mr. Paradox wiped his forehead with a smile.
“That’s right.” Leon said with a smile, “Your anti-magic equipment doesn’t seem to work on me.”
“Speaking of which, this time I came with Deadpool to ask you why you destroyed his universe in advance.”
“This, this…” Mr. Paradox’s forehead was sweating, “It’s incredible that he can invite you, sir.”
“What’s incredible!”
Deadpool, whose head was just flattened, was resurrected with full blood again.
He put one hand on Leon’s shoulder and the other hand on his well-built chest muscles very naturally.
“Now Deadpool is Marvel’s most popular character. Isn’t it normal for Kevin to find a Superman from DC to help?” He quietly approached Leon: “Clark, can you tell me how much they pay you? If it’s more than 100 million dollars, can you give me some? I can help you get more scenes.” Leon glanced at the hand on his chest, his eyes gradually reddened. “Hey, hey! Just a joke!” Deadpool quickly pulled his palm away, “Why are you so serious?”
He rubbed his palms: “God, this perfect touch, I almost climaxed when I touched it through the battle suit! It is simply the highest wealth of mankind!”
Before Leon slapped him again, Deadpool turned his head and approached Mr. Paradox.
“Man, why do you think Marvel only found Superman and not Batman?”
“Without Batman, we can’t deal with Superman!”
“Oh, no, I just said, I am Batman (deep voice)!”
Deadpool whispered to Mr. Paradox: “Now, Batman has temporarily stabilized Superman. Hurry up, tell me why TVA wants to destroy the universe in advance before he is controlled by the anti-life equation! I need to talk to your boss!”
“This, this is actually because, because…” Mr. Paradox looked embarrassed.
“Because of what? Wait…” Deadpool looked up and looked around.
He found that the other employees around him were also panicked at this time.
“God…you guys from the beach, your sphincters are so tight that you’re playing a symphony. It turns out that you’re secretly doing bad things without telling your superiors!”
“No! I didn’t!” Mr. Paradox looked at Yanang in panic, “He’s talking nonsense, Deadpool is talking nonsense!”
He subconsciously took the time cutting stick from the employee next to him and stabbed it directly at Deadpool.
The time cutting stick is the standard equipment of TVA combat staff.
It can cut the target it hits and send the target into the grave “void” at the end of time.
“Why are you so angry? So I was right?” Deadpool subconsciously took the time tablet in his hand to block in front of him.
The next moment, the time cutting stick hit the time flat plate.
In less than a breath, the tablet dissipated from the inside out as if it was swallowed by lava.
“Damn…you want to kill me!” Deadpool stared blankly at the empty palm.
“Nonsense! You’re talking nonsense!” Mr. Paradox was completely panicked.
He stabbed Deadpool with the time cutting stick again.
But this time Deadpool was prepared.
He just twisted Mr. Paradox’s wrist, turned the cutting stick around, and stabbed Mr. Paradox in the stomach.
Looking at Mr. Paradox who disappeared quickly.
Deadpool whispered in amazement: “I didn’t expect this guy to have a conscience. He actually committed suicide out of fear of crime.”
