Chapter 126 What the hell is One Thousand and One Nights? [Please subscribe! Please vote! ]

Whether Flanders believes Chen Hong's lies or not, Chen Hong has to tell them to leave a way for Xiao Wu to return in advance.

"The Titan Giant Ape told me personally that it has captured ninety-nine young human girls and told it interesting stories about human society. When the stories of those human girls are finished, the Titan Giant Ape will personally send those human girls out of the Star Dou Great Forest. Xiao Wu is the 100th human girl it has chosen. As long as Xiao Wu is willing to tell the Titan Giant Ape everything she has seen and heard, then after making the Titan Giant Ape happy, Xiao Wu's safety will naturally not be a concern. And under the protection of the Titan Giant Ape, Xiao Wu may be with the Titan Giant Ape inside the Star Dou Great Forest, with a ten thousand year soul beast in the left mouth and a ten thousand year treasure medicine in the right mouth, and the speed of cultivation is very fast."

Chen Hong has begun to describe Xiao Wu's beautiful life in the Star Dou Great Forest to Flanders and others. Hearing this, Flanders' face twitched, while Ma Hongjun, Oscar and others were starry-eyed.

"Really? Really?" As the two of the Shrek Seven Devils who have the deepest connection with Shrek Academy, Ma Hongjun and Oscar have the deepest respect for Chen Hong, so they were finally fooled by Chen Hong's big lies without blushing or beating their hearts.

Flanders glared at the two little guys, and then continued to ask Chen Hong: "You also said before that the Titan Giant Ape needs stories about the human world. Xiao Wu is only in her teens and has not experienced so many things. How can you satisfy the Titan Giant Ape? You just said that the Titan Giant Ape will only let you go if you are satisfied. If you are not satisfied, you may not come back."

"If I say, the Titan Giant Ape should take you away. You look like a guy with rich stories, rich experience, and a deep understanding of the world. You have a deep understanding of the situation. Why don't you have a "friendly negotiation" with the Titan Giant Ape and use yourself to exchange Xiao Wu back? With the intelligence and eloquence of our Shrek Academy Soul Guidance Dean, we will be able to fool the Titan Giant Ape and then you can quickly get out of it. "

As a person who has traveled all over the soul master world, Flanders naturally knows that Chen Hong's words are like a big liar. His intuition tells him that these words are true and false, but he doesn't know which ones are true and which ones are false.

"Dean, how can you say that! Brother Chen fought the Titan Giant Ape for us!" Hearing Flanders's hidden meaning, Oscar immediately refused to do it, and immediately pulled Ma Hongjun to resist Flanders's ridicule of Chen Hong. This made Flanders a little annoyed, and he couldn't help but glared at the brainless duo.

Chen Hong seemed to have not heard the irony in Flanders' words, but took advantage of the situation and looked at Flanders with surprise, saying in surprise: "Dean Flanders is really a god! I also told the Titan Ape the same thing. Doesn't the other party want to hear human stories? I have a lot of stories here, and I can tell the Titan Ape a lot of stories. And with my wisdom, I will be able to fool the Titan Ape into a dog brain, and then he will eat and drink in the Star Dou Great Forest. When there is really no more money to be squeezed, he can leave the Star Dou Great Forest at any time."

"." Flanders was silent, and he began to doubt himself. Could it be that the matter was just as Chen Hong said. The Titan Ape just wanted to listen to a little song and then arrested people?

But

"But!" Chen Hong suddenly sighed, interrupting Flanders's meditation, and at the same time attracted the curious eyes of the people around him. Everyone was looking forward to what tricks Chen Hong would come up with for them.

The Shrek Seven Devils were originally sad because of the loss of their little friend Xiao Wu, but at this moment, they were interrupted by Chen Hong's nonsense, and turned into curiosity about Chen Hong's real "fabricated" story.

It must be said that Chen Hong really has a mouth that can talk nonsense. If the Titan Giant Ape really likes to listen to some human songs after dinner, it is a very good choice to capture Chen Hong.

As for Ning Quan and Tang San who knew the inside story, they looked at Chen Hong talking nonsense there with some embarrassment. Ning Quan clearly saw with his own eyes that Chen Hong was afraid of being captured by the Titan Giant Ape, so he gave up looking for the Titan Giant Ape. As a result, in Chen Hong's mouth, he became a different appearance, and he also said it with details. If Ning Quan hadn't clearly realized that he didn't lose his memory, he would really think that he had traveled through time and space and lost some memories?

As for Tang San, he remembered that when he was the saddest, Chen Hong, the bastard, was also like this. He kept talking nonsense in his ear, which made his good sad atmosphere broken into pieces by Chen Hong, the bastard. Tang San didn't feel sad at all. But it must be said that Tang San, who slowly regained his rationality and calmness, began to realize that the content of Chen Hong's seemingly nonsense, from some perspectives, was simply Chen Hong's refined summary of what happened.

Ning Quan only had this feeling vaguely, and just felt that Chen Hong's nonsense seemed to have a few strands of truth.

But Tang San, who had lived two lives and was not sorry, was very meticulous in his mind, in addition to liking to put the "die" mark on others' heads. After regaining his calm, he had a deeper understanding of Chen Hong's nonsense.

Therefore, when Tang San listened to Chen Hong, the big liar, talking nonsense, he felt a little embarrassed, and he also listened carefully to Chen Hong's later words.

"But! But the Titan Ape insisted that it didn't like men and only petite and cute girls could win its heart. Therefore, even if I wanted to exchange with Xiao Wu and share some of the sweetness for Xiao Wu, the Titan Ape would not agree." Chen Hong's face was full of disappointment, and he said it as if it were true.

Flanders: "."

Tang San: "."

Ning Quan: "."

The rest of the people: "."

"My nephew still likes to think about others so much." Ning Fengzhi said awkwardly to Jian Chenxin beside him.

"But don't worry, everyone. Although the Titan Ape has a distorted aesthetic and can't see a beautiful boy like me, don't worry. In order to prevent Xiao Wu from having too many stories, I specially gave her a storybook before leaving, and asked her to tell the Titan Ape a story every day, which is enough to satisfy the Titan Ape."

".Are the stories enough?" Flanders saw that what Chen Hong said was true, and he couldn't help but doubt himself.

"Of course it's enough! Enough for Xiao Wu to tell a thousand and one nights!"