1274. Rita: Let Me Masturbate First, Then Hug Lanaro, A Wonderful Life!
"That kind of thing doesn't matter!"
Funina waved her hand nonchalantly and said with a lack of interest:
"We just joined MC World this year, and we didn't even join until the end of the year."
“Most of my thoughts were focused on construction, and I didn’t do much research on getting up wars and redstone technology.
"No matter how exciting this year's Waking War is, we are probably only in the first round. 80% of them are ready to eliminate us first."
"The Get-Up War is the battlefield for Liyue and the others, we just make up the numbers."
"It doesn't matter whether we win or lose. Everyone knows that we have only just developed, so there is no shame in losing.
"Instead of wasting time doing meaningless things, I'd rather take you on a tour of Teyvat."
After saying that, Fu Nina sat up straighter and looked a little excited.
"Speaking of which, while the Hai Lantern Festival in Liyue hasn't started yet, let's go and take a tour first.
"The kingdom on the water, the kingdom of justice, is very interesting."
"Start from Fontaine, watch the opera, see the trial process in Fontaine, visit our Narcissus Cross Courtyard, etc.'
"By the way, there used to be a big whale on the other side of the primitive sea of fetus, and we captured it. It is now the national sacred beast of Fontaine. I will take you to sit there when the time comes.
“After a round trip, we first take a boat to Sumeru to see the country of wisdom. The landscape of desert and rainforest is also unique to Tevat.
"There is also Villette's old friend over there, Apep, the Grass Elemental Dragon King from ancient times."
"Then I will ask you to take you to Heng Na Lana, where Lan Na Luo lives. You must have never seen those clothes, right? They are a group of super cute little guys."
"He is the people of the forest, the mediator between trees and people."
"Ying and they are both good friends."
"Then we go to Huachengguo, which is a treehouse village built on the big trees in the rainforest."
"You can stay there for one night and feel the freshest air in the rainforest."
As if she felt that talking was boring, the excited Funina patted Clolind beside her, who shook her head helplessly.
Get out a big stack of photos.
Funina took it, ran to the table and spread it out, and everyone came over curiously.
"Look! This is our Fontainebleau, this is Narcissus Croix, and you can go to our Opéra Opéra by taking the water rail train."
"Villette is usually there to judge criminals in Fontaine. If there are no trial activities, it can also become a stage."
"I often perform there."
"Look, look, this is Sumeru, a huge desert and rainforest, the scenery is super beautiful."
Funina proudly introduced her hometown. If the visitors were from other Teyvat countries, she would naturally only introduce her own Fontaine.
But the other party is a friend of the collapsing world, so the entire Teyvat is Funina's hometown. Funina is happy to show her friend the beautiful scenery of her hometown.
“It’s really beautiful!”
Kiana was so excited that she almost looked at the photo, and pulled Mei Yi and Theresa along.
"Mei! Auntie! Look! Fufu's hometown is really, really beautiful!"
"In our collapsed world, I have never seen such beautiful scenery!"
Lao Yang on the side also nodded with a smile and said softly:
"The beautiful scenery that only exists in fantasy is so wonderful..."
"Now I roughly understand why I am still willing to continue traveling in Teyvat after finding Mr. Kong.
"It is a wonderful journey to travel in this beautiful world and witness the cultural landscape and natural scenery."
Funina raised her head proudly.
"Yes, yes!"
"My hometown is really beautiful! Jiang Xuan has always said he loves to see this kind of pure natural scenery."
Kiana nodded seriously.
"If I can go on a trip with my sister, aunt, Mei, smelly dad and mom, it will definitely be the most wonderful family spring outing."
After saying that, after a pause, Yana pointed her finger and added:
"In addition to Bronya, that damn little dwarf, there are also Xi'er, Jizi, the squad leader, and the treasure teller...
“It would be great to travel with you all!”
"Wow! Fufu! What is that? A huge pyramid!"
Suddenly, Kiana pointed to a photo excitedly.
It was a pyramid-like building standing in the desert.
"Pyramid? It's not a pyramid!"
Funina shook her head and recalled:
"It is said that it was the temple of the Red King, the demon god of the desert."
"In the past, Sumeru was jointly managed by the Grass God, the Flower God, and the Red King."
"Later, it was said that a lot of things happened, such as forbidden knowledge and the like, and then the Red King and the Flower God both fell."
"If you are interested, you can go and see for yourself later."
"As Ying said, the meaning of travel is not only the scenery along the way and the destination."
"The various stories I learned and the friends I made during the trip are also quite wonderful scenery in themselves."
After that, Funina took out another photo.
On it are Ying, Funina, Paimon, Walnut and a wonderful little creature.
It looks like a mushroom.
In the photo, except for the little guy, the remaining four people are all posing and looking very happy.
Funina smiled and said:
"This is Lan Na Luo. We went to Heng Na Lan Na with us, and there were all such cute elves there."
"This one is called Lansaka. This little guy likes to cook very much and is determined to make happy dishes. We even tasted his cooking at that time. It was really good."
Looking at Lansaka, who was smiling with his big eyes narrowed in the photo, Rita couldn't help but cover her mouth.
"It's so cute... Hennarana with all these little guys? I really want to see it."
Ein, Tesla, and even Otto were very interested in this wonderful creature.
I couldn't help but feel that Teyvat was really a wonderful world.
Fontaine's Meilu Xin, Sumeru's Lanaro......................
Various wonderful races live together with humans on the continent called Teyvat.
Harmonious coexistence between man and nature…………
The beautiful scenery is everywhere, but there is also a lack of cultural landscapes and nostalgic stories.
This kind of world is truly a must-see when traveling.
"Going to the end, I will take you to Xumi City to beat Azar. That is a must-have travel experience when traveling to Xumi."
Funina added with a smile and took out another photo.
"This is Sumeru City." Isn't it beautiful? This is a city built on a big tree.
"Xumi has many special features. The most worthwhile one is of course the Seven Saints Summoning! It is a very interesting card game. I will show you how to play it then."
"By the way, Xumi's social structure is very special. It is a country that pursues wisdom. Many of them have formed academic families because of their pursuit of academics."
"For example, Tinari, Xiangnuo, and Elhaysen formed an academic family for the convenience of doing research. This is also a very interesting humanistic thing.
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"After visiting Xumi, we can go back to Fengdan and go to Liyue. We will pass by Shenyu Valley. The scenery there is super beautiful."
"If you start from Xumi, you will pass through the seal rock abyss."
"It used to be the largest mine in Liyue, but it's now closed and turned into a tourist attraction."
"Zhibao will definitely like the scenery in Liyue.
As she spoke, Fu Nina clapped her hands grandly and threw a few photos on the table.
There are mountains upon mountains and towering clouds.
A source of clear water covering thousands of hectares and thousands of miles of fertile fields.
And the Liyue Port where the lights are bright, thousands of families are smoking, and people are singing and dancing.
Looking at these photos, Fu Hua and Shi Bao suddenly felt a little dazed.
Buried deep in their blood, the memories of their hometown swept them once again.
A long time ago…………………
Together with the armed doll left by Cangxuan Danzhu, Fu Hua also saw the prosperity of the Evernight City of the Tang Dynasty.
That was her last friend…………
Once upon a time, she had been fighting for China.
The prosperous age and peace...
Looking at Liyue Port and Jueyunjian like this, Fu Hua couldn't help but shed some tears from the corners of his eyes.
She was a little homesick.
"Liyue Port's Sea Lantern Festival involves setting off sky lanterns. The sky will be filled with twinkling sky lanterns, more than the stars, and everyone's wishes will soar high."
Funina clasped her hands together and said with some yearning:
"That was the most beautiful time, reunion, health, peace...
"Jiang Xuan and the others will also go there, and you must go too. We will set off the sky lanterns together in Liyue Port. We hope that next year will be even better!"
Fu Hua nodded heavily and said seriously:
“Next year will definitely be better!”
We may not be able to catch up this year, but next year...
She must take Cang Xuan, Dan Zhu and the others to Liyue Port to release the lantern!
She promised them that she would see a better world for them.
Now, Fu Hua has changed his mind...
She wanted them to witness with their own eyes the China they regretted not seeing...
