210. Keli: Art Is A Big Mushroom!
Keli seemed to have seen the treasure of her dreams.
Standing on the city wall, they cheered and shouted RPG.
His eyes sometimes looked at the blasted land, and then at the No. 3 and No. 4 bunkers not far away.
The expectation in his big eyes can be seen clearly by everyone.
Jiang Xuan and others fell in love with her cute appearance.
Zhongli couldn't help but think of the original witch Alice.
Looking at it this way, Keli's character is exactly the same as Alice's.
RE......
Qin and Lisa looked at each other, and each could see that the other was frightened.
OJU…
Fall in love with RPG!
This is a waste.
In itself, Keli's bouncing bombs are scary enough and have enough weight.
In addition, Keli's mother, who loves to cause trouble, sends Keli some very dangerous materials from time to time.
Qin had witnessed it with her own eyes. Kelly once experimented with high-power bouncing bombs, and a bomb blew up the Lookout Mountain.
If Qin Zhen hadn't witnessed all that, who would have imagined that the original Wangfeng Mountains were not like the plains they are today.
Who dares to imagine that it was a child making a big noise.
The bouncing bomb itself is already considered taboo in Mondstadt.
Now Keli is interested in RPG......
This thing can exert such great power in this world. It is conservatively estimated to be placed on the side of Teyvat's law.
No matter how bad it is, it's still more powerful than Keli's mid-level bouncing bomb.
If this "607" allows Keli to get an RPG, Mondstadt City will probably have to be rebuilt in no more than three days.
But the key is...
With the way Jiang Xuan dotes on Keli, he wishes he could give her stars and the moon.
Keli opened her mouth to beg...
wrong!
After taking a look at Jiang Xuan, who looked a little moved, Qin was covered in cold sweat.
This doesn’t even require Keli to speak on her own.
If he doesn't stop Jiang Xuan, he will send him away himself!
Sure enough, as soon as he thought of this, Jiang Xuan looked at Keli with a loving look on his face.
"Xiao Keli, I really want it
"Jiang Xuan!"
Qin was shocked, jumped up and covered Jiang Xuan's mouth.
"Um???"
Jiang Xuan looked at Qin confused. In his image, Qin was not such an impatient person.
Is it possible that he is also interested in himself?
Lisa also quietly wiped away the cold sweat and stepped forward to hold Jiang Xuan's arm.
"Let's go over there and talk..."
"Wait, Keli still..."
"Right now!"
Qin and Lisa, one on the left and the other on the right, hurriedly walked to the side holding Xuan.
Hu Tao's face was filled with shock.
She only dared to secretly take Jiang Xuan away while Gan Yu was away.
These two people......
She actually attacked her man in front of her?
She, Hu Tao, can be considered the royal palace now!
Is the mistress in charge so indifferent to her?
The angry Hutao was about to step forward to argue with Qin and the others, but was stopped by Abedo.
Abedo said slightly embarrassed:
"Don't worry, Hall Master Hu, Captain Qin and the others are not competing for a man from you, they are just worried about Keli..."
"Worried about Kelly?"
Hutao curled her lips, what kind of nonsense reason is this, and how does it have a direct relationship with the man they kidnapped?
Abedo didn't say much, but pointed faintly in Keli's direction.
At this time, Keli was standing in front of Dashi with a pure and lovely face.
He raised his head and looked at him expectantly.
"Brother! Is that thing that can enlarge mushrooms called an RPG?"
Dashi was stunned for a moment, but he didn't dare to treat Keli vaguely. This was Jiang Xuan's daughter who had been holding in the palm of his hand since just now.
What's more, being looked at by Keli so cutely makes me feel happy.
Dashi's face became gentler and he nodded.
"Yes, this is the thermal weapon given to us by Mr. Jiang Xuan. The RPG rocket will indeed look like a mushroom cloud when it explodes."
"Then...can we let Keli play for a while? Okay, big brother!"
Keli expressed her thoughts straightforwardly.
Dashi froze.
He never expected that a little girl like Keli would have such a strong love for this kind of thing.
Looking at Keli's expression, her eyes are really full of longing.
If Zhongli and the others proposed it, Yinshi would naturally agree.
But these are kids...
Not to mention whether it was dangerous or not for children to play with rockets, he always felt that Ningguang and the others would be angry and remove him from his post if they found out.
You know, thermal weapons are just as lethal in the hands of a three-year-old child as they are in the hands of a thirty-year-old adult.
Can kill people………….
Dashi froze and looked at Zhongli with a pleading look on his face.
The latter sighed, thinking that Alice had once proposed the bold idea of blasting the giant abyss of rock, and felt somewhat emotional.
After all, this unreliable mother passed on her weird hobbies to the next generation.
"Kelly."
Abedo stepped forward and squatted next to Keli, rubbing Keli's head.
"This is the weapon used by the Qianyan Army to defend their homeland and defend themselves. You cannot borrow it from others casually. Do you understand?"
"Besides, lending this kind of thing is dangerous for everyone."
Keli's eyes dimmed slightly, and she nodded a little disappointed.
But he still said wisely:
"Keli got it... Just like Keli's bouncing bomb, it would be dangerous for others to play with it, right, Brother Abedo?"
Abedo breathed a sigh of relief and said softly:
"That's right."
Keli nodded seriously, turned around and looked at Dashi.
"Brother Qian Yanjun, I'm sorry! Keli shouldn't have just lent you the weapons you used to protect yourself!"
Dashi waved his hand quickly.
"It's okay, it's just that Master Jiang Xuan said that these weapons must be strictly controlled and cannot be borrowed casually. Otherwise, Miss Keli will definitely be allowed to play with them for a while."
Dashi couldn't help but feel very emotional.
No wonder Jiang Xuan likes Keli so much, she is such a cute and sensible little elf.
No one should be pampered.
If he could handle these hot weapons by himself, he would definitely not care about anything and let Keli play with them for a while first.
Although Keli was still looking at the RPG over there with some concern, she didn't continue to play.
Dashi also quickly ordered people to go down and collect supplies.
the other side.
Qin and Lisa held Jiang Xuan on the left and right, and walked to the corner.
After making sure Keli couldn't hear, the two let go of Jiang Xuan.
The latter rubbed his nose, the warmth of the two of them still lingering on his arm.
Spreading his hands helplessly, Jiang Xuan said:
"I said, you kidnapped me, are you trying to do something wrong to me? It's embarrassing to be in public, how about we go back to the villa and talk about it?"
Qin's face turned slightly red, and she didn't know how to explain it for a while.
Lisa didn't care about Jiang Xuan's teasing. Instead, she approached Jiang Xuan with a smile.
"Really? I don't object. If you can send Gan Yu and Hu Tao away, I can go find you tonight.
Jiang Xuan laughed and did not continue to dwell on this topic.
Hu Tao hasn't found time to do anything yet. If Lisa comes, Hu Tao will bite himself to death.
He looked back at Keli, who was lying on the wall eagerly looking out. To be precise, he was looking at the place bombed by RPG.
Some are distressing.
"Jiang Xuan, are you planning to give Keli an RPG?"
Qin took a deep breath and looked at Jiang Xuan nervously, who nodded straightforwardly.
"That's right! Keli seems to like this kind of thing very much."
Lisa pursed her lips and said softly:
"So, you want to give Ke such a dangerous weapon?"
"Well…..………"
Jiang Xuan was speechless. After a while, he waved his hand and said:
"It doesn't matter. Keli is sensible and won't blow up anyone. As long as it doesn't blow up anyone, it will be fine if it blows up my house!"
"You are really a doting guy..."
Lisa had a headache and rubbed her eyebrows, Yin Chen said
"Have you considered our feelings when you gave Keli such a dangerous thing?"
Jiang Xuan spread his hands with a smile and said:
"Have thought about it. Didn't I also let you get the RPG?"
Qin was a little anxious.
"That's not what you mean! It's Keli!"
"Keli's schoolbags are always filled with bombs, which has already given us a headache."
"Kelly is still at a fun-loving age and often gets into trouble for frying fish in Mondstadt."
"We once flattened the Lookout Mountains and collapsed the city wall of Mondstadt. The Knights of the West Wind also blew up several houses when Keli accidentally studied the bomb."
"Even before we went back a few days ago, Keli blew up a cave, a ruins, and blew up two advance teams of Fools."
"Keli herself is already very dangerous. If you give Keli another RPG, the entire city of Mondstadt will be blown up by Keli!"
"Jiang Xuan, consider Mondstadt, we really can't withstand Keli's efforts!"
Hearing this, Jiang Xuan also thought of Keli's great achievements.
Although it is not as famous as Keli's mother who blew up Tevalin's hometown into the ruins of the Wind Dragon, Keli's great deeds are also widely spread.
In this world, as long as Keli doesn't blow up anyone, it doesn't matter what she blows up, but back to Teyvat...
It's actually a bit dangerous.
Jiang Xuan pursed his lips, turned around and glanced at Keli again, and felt soft in his heart when he saw her looking longingly at the pit below.
"But Kelly likes it very much..."
"Jiang Xuan, don't dote on Keli so much!"
Lisa held her forehead and sighed helplessly.
"I know you like Keli very much, but you can't spoil a child blindly. Otherwise, how can Keli respond if she goes astray?"
Hearing this, Jiang Xuan was silent for a moment, and he also recognized Lisa's words in his heart.
But he always felt that a sensible little girl like Keli would not be carelessly taken advantage of.
Especially when he thought of Keli looking at him expectantly, eagerly wanting an RPG...
...
It's a bit weird, but it's really hard for Jiang Xuan to refuse.
After a while, Jiang Xuan sighed and said helplessly:
"Okay, until Keli restrains her desire to explode, I won't give Keli any RPG."
"But... I can always give the others, right?"
Qin and Lisa were stunned for a moment, not quite understanding what Jiang Xuan meant, but as long as they didn't give Keli RPG, they could say anything.
2.1 Mondstadt really couldn't withstand Keli's bombing.
The three of them returned to Keli and others. Jiang Xuan knelt down and rubbed Keli's head, and whispered:
"Kelly liked the explosion just now?"
"Yeah! Kelly likes it very much!"
Keli's big eyes were extremely bright, but she didn't show her desire.
"Mom said that art is growing mushrooms! But no matter how Keli made popping bombs in the past, there would never be any big mushrooms.
"But my mother has always believed in Keli. Keli will definitely become as good a person as her mother in the future! Make her own big mushroom!"
She was very cute and cute when she said it, but Qin and Lisa were still a little embarrassed when they thought about the mushrooms that Keli wanted to grow.
Alice's big mushroom...but it bloomed in the Wind Dragon Ruins.
That day, all of Teyvat realized how powerful Alice was as a demolitionist.
"How about I give Keli some RPGs when she grows up?"
"Really!"
Keli's eyes became brighter and brighter, looking at Jiang Xuan expectantly.
"Of course, as long as Keli grows up obediently, Brother Jiang Xuan can give you a bigger mushroom that can be seen by the entire Teyvat.
"But now, I can give Keli a small gift..."
With that said, Jiang Xuan took out a set of round things and handed them to Keli.
"Keli, remember, this thing is called a grenade!"
