533. Brother And Sister Reunited? It's A Meeting Of Enemies!
Zhongli was actually very easy to figure out, and Wendy was deeply touched by this.
To put it simply, if he lets you call him Zhongli's name, then everything is fine.
If he lets you call him Morax
Congratulations, you may be punished by eating rocks, or you may directly arrange a family bucket set meal at the Rebirth Hall.
Obviously, although Kong didn't have much contact with Zhongli, he could still tell his eyes.
Although Zhongli had always been calm, like a robot with no emotional fluctuations, Sora didn't even need to carefully consider Zhongli's gaze.
This guy already gave him a strong sense of crisis.
Obviously, this guy is holding back his bad intentions.
Thinking of this, Sora felt a little uncomfortable, and Endis beside her was sweating a little.
On one side is Morax and on the other is his own prince.
Obviously, what follows is the legendary rock-eating punishment. His own prince loses face and is seen by himself.
Endis was a little worried that she would be purged. Even if it didn't work, it would be a process of physical amnesia.
Sitting in the living room of the Hall of Purity, Zhongli didn't take the initiative to speak, and Kong didn't speak either.
After an unknown amount of time, Zhongli put down the teacup leisurely and picked up the remote control from the side.
"Are you cold?"
Kong felt cold for a moment, and he realized that he shouldn't have been frightened just now.
Is it possible, what is the subtext of this?
If it's cold, give yourself a coffin. Should the dead feel cold?
Kong thought about it and shook his head.
"TA..."
It is now approaching the Sea of Lantern Festival, and although the weather in Teyvat is a bit weird, it hardly snows here.
Especially Liyue Port, which is close to the sea, does not have very good snow weather.
But to say it's not cold at all is not that bad.
Many people in Liyue Port have now put on robes.
After all, at the end of the year, it’s winter.
Zhongli nodded slightly, picked up the remote control, and quickly adjusted the air conditioner on the wall to 18 degrees.
The air outlet is directly facing the empty 010 air conditioner, blowing out extremely cold air in an instant.
This sudden move made Kong feel a little cold.
Zhongli stood up, walked aside quietly, turned on the water heater, brewed tea, took out the frozen wine from the refrigerator, and handed it to Sora.
"Drink some of this to warm your stomach."
He glanced at the hard ice in his hand and felt the cold air on his body that irritated his skin.
Sora felt a little complicated for a while.
Such a big dragon......
Why are you so small-minded?
However, considering the level of strength here, Kong Dao would not be bothered by this small problem. The warm light trembled slightly, and the frozen wine in his hand melted.
Putting it aside casually, Sora's attention finally shifted to these strange electrical appliances in the living room.
Zhong Li made tea, sat back on the sofa, turned on the TV, and watched the pre-recorded highlights of Yun Jin's drama.
This small process makes me look a little dazed.
I don’t know, maybe I think Zhongli came from a modern world.
This guy, a traveler through countless worlds, must be proficient in enjoying modern life.
Sora has naturally been to the modern world. Although he has not seen the things in it for hundreds of years, he will never forget them.
Air conditioning, TV, refrigerator, water heater...
You can basically see all the home appliances in modern life.
Kong also understood that Teyvat's technological level could not produce these things.
But if they appear now, it means that they are specialties of that world.
so....…
In that world, technology exists?
Kong Kong secretly noted this knowledge point in his mind and moved his buttocks to make himself sit more comfortably.
It is worth mentioning that Zhongli himself was sitting on a soft sofa, while Kong was sitting on a hard bench.
This guy's facial hair is written on his face.
Zhong Li watched with great interest, but seemed to have no intention of speaking.
Kong felt a little unhappy.
Isn’t it the punishment of eating rocks?
If he said something straight, it wasn't like he didn't admit it and punished him quickly. He still had many things to ask Zhongli.
After asking, I still have to go to Liyue Port and do some shopping.
Maybe there are other good things like MC milk tea that you can buy.
Kong coughed dryly, which reminded Zhongli.
But the latter had no intention of paying attention to him.
Kong couldn't bear it any longer and said softly:
"Morax, just say what you have to say. If nothing happens, I will leave.
Just as he was about to stand up, Kong noticed a heavy layer of divine power pressing down on him, pressing him down on the bench.
Zhongli watched the TV intently, showing no intention of paying any attention to Kong.
Sora was a little annoyed and was about to say something.
There was a fight outside the door.
The next moment, the living room door was pushed open, Hutao held her arm, and the two were talking and laughing, as close as sisters.
Holding large and small shopping bags in hand.
Even Paimon, who was floating beside him, was struggling to carry a large bag of food.
Although Paimon didn't take alchemical potions in Teyvat, he was still one-fifth of the wild boar's strength.
But as long as it has something to do with food, Paimon will always explode with unprecedented power.
For example, now, the sum of those foods is higher than hers.
Ying and Hutao entered the door and took a look at the situation inside the house.
He immediately noticed Sora who was a little restless.
Ying was stunned for a moment and said in surprise:
"Song? Why are you here? Also, do you have hemorrhoids?"
Kong looked at Ying with complicated eyes, but he didn't feel the joy of reunion at the moment.
This naughty sister......
Definitely taking revenge on him!
Because when she was traveling before, Sora had complained about her like this when she was tired and collapsed on the sofa.
Now this guy has found a chance to take revenge.
"This is your brother, Ying. He really looks like him!"
Hu Tao looked at Kong curiously, but Ke Ying curled her lips and complained:
"What a resemblance! I am a young and invincible beautiful girl."
"This guy is so old, but he still pretends to be a shot every day! He is really shameless!"
Hearing this, Kong's unhappy mood was instantly angered by Fen.
He snorted coldly and said indifferently:
"We are twin brothers and sisters. You are as old as I am. When you talk about me, you are also talking about you.
Let me think about it, Ying, you should have more than four thousand..."
Before she finished speaking, Ying picked up the shopping bag in her hand and threw it at Sora angrily.
"Shut up! You bastard brother! No! You are not a brother, you are just a pure bastard!"
"Let your sister work so hard to find you, and you go to the abyss to enjoy the happiness! How can there be such a bastard in the world!"
Sora was also angry and grabbed the pillow with his backhand and threw it at Ying.
"Did I go to the abyss to enjoy my happiness? It was to find a way out for you! A bastard sister like you has no idea what my brother is doing!"
"Don't sound like an elder. You were just born a few minutes earlier than me! Why are you so arrogant?"
"He was your brother even if he was born a second earlier! No! My sister is not so unlovable!"
"Nonsense! Are you letting the abyss corrode your brain? No, you have no brain at all!"
"Ha! I don't have it, so you have it? Not only do you have no brains, you have no breasts and no butt!"
"You fart! Are those eyes of yours holes?"
"I have eyes to appreciate beauty, not to see the regrets of the world!"
"Kill you! Bastard! You old guy! You are so perverted that you wear a ponytail to pretend to be a young lady even at your age!"
"Huh! If you scold me, I'm scolding you! A perverted old woman who still wants to pretend to be a girl at her age!"
"You are just a thousand-year-old bastard!"
"I'm your brother, I'm a bastard, you can't run away!"
"Damn it! I'm going to sever the blood relationship with you, and I'm going to blow your brains out!"
"Come on! Am I afraid of you? An old woman who has not yet recovered her strength!"
"Come on! You're a pervert who is a cult leader!"
Zhongli and Hutao thought it would be a somewhat heartwarming reunion scene between brother and sister.
At this moment, development completely went astray.
Pillows were flying in the field and shopping bags were smashed here and there.
The two of them were like children who had not grown up, grabbing the things at hand and throwing them at each other.
If you don’t know, you might think that there is some life-or-death feud between the two!
Hu Tao's face was full of black lines. Seeing that his neat living room was about to be turned into ruins, he hurriedly stopped him.
"That's enough! Don't torment my family! If you don't stop, I will ask my dear family to take care of you!"
After hearing this, the two finally settled down.
Hu Tao and Zhongli were a little numb.
It's like what Jiang Xuan said, brothers and sisters.
When in danger, we work together. If there is no danger, we would rather kill each other...
It’s such a vast world, full of wonders.
They looked at each other, snorted in unison, and turned their heads to the side.
Looking at the mess in the venue, he kicked off.
"Damn it! The living room was just cleaned! Please clean up the Hall of Rebirth for me, the Hall Master!"
"Let this pervert take care of it! He has been in the abyss for so long, he must have cleaned up the abyss a lot!"
Ying snorted and glanced sideways at Sora.
"By the way, Hutao, prepare a coffin for this guy, the worst kind, the one that will leak out his ashes!"
"Charge it to Sister Ningguang's account!"
Kong sneered and said contemptuously:
"It's better to use coffins for an old woman like you who has incomplete recovery of strength.
"Besides, it is quite shameless for an old man who is thousands of years old to call a girl in her twenties sister."
"You damn bastard, do you want to fight? I'm going to pull your ponytail off! I'm going to scratch your face!"
"Am I afraid of you? You are a weakling who only knows how to sue your parents!"
"You are jealous of me, you deserve not to be favored!"
"Come on, let's have a fight and let me see if my good-for-nothing sister has improved!"
"You are looking for death! Paimon, shoot and kill him!"
Seeing that the two had a disagreement and were about to start a fight, Hu Tao grabbed Ying and walked angrily into the house.
"Zhongli! The guests you brought have made such a mess, clean it up! Separate these two childish ghosts and don't allow them to meet!"
Zhongli sighed and nodded helplessly.
"You damn pervert, just wait for me, sooner or later I'm going to smash your face in!"
"I'm waiting for you, old woman! The older leftover girl that no one wants in this life!"
"Kill you! Kill you! Paimon, fire!"
The noisy sound gradually faded away, and as the door was closed, the solid sound completely disappeared.
Kong snorted and tidied his messy clothes with pride.
"You haven't been able to defeat me for four thousand years, and now you want to quarrel with me! Damn sister, you're still far behind!"
Endis on the side looked at Sora with a complicated face.
I never expected that my prince, who was strategizing and calm, would be there.
Seeing my biological sister actually showed this side.
It's outrageous.
Kong arranged his clothes, looked at Zhongli, and said calmly:
"Where were we talking about?"
Zhongli looked at the sky quietly, and after a while, the ground darkened.
"Take care of this place first."












