618. Use Generals To Drink Wine To Persuade Them To Drink Wine? Zoom In, Right?
Everyone took turns to toast Jiang Xuan for weird reasons.
Although they were just expressing their gratitude, from the bottom of their hearts, Jiang Xuan was probably drunk.
It's a pity that Jiang Xuan didn't refuse anyone who came. He drank more than a dozen bottles in a row without blushing or beating his heart.
Everyone was stunned.
Let alone drinking wine, even if you drink water, you should be holding it back by now.
But the more this happens, the more disbelief the family becomes.
Toasts are being given with increasing frequency.
In this atmosphere, even a calm guy like Zhongli couldn't help but persuade him one bottle after another.
But it wasn’t until the moon was rising above the willow branches that I drank for a few hours until it was time for the Hai Lantern Festival Fireworks Display.
After drinking it, Zhongli and others were a little confused.
Jiang Xuan was still laughing and drinking cup after cup.
Everyone finally had an epiphany.
This guy doesn't usually drink because he's too lazy to drink. It doesn't mean that he has a bad ability to drink.
Think about it too.
How can a guy who is physically strong enough to move the continent of Teyvat be so cute and confused by alcohol?
Even if he fell into the lake of wine and drank it all, he wouldn't feel dizzy.
Others' strong physiques may be due to divine power and elemental blessings, but Jiang Xuan's strong physique...
He is simply physically powerful!
After realizing this, no one will toast Jiang Xuan anymore.
They sat to relieve their dizziness.
Jiang Xuan raised his eyebrows, feeling amused.
Does this mean you just gave up after finding out that you couldn't get him drunk?
Are you kidding me?
Just now, so many people took turns to drink him, but they found that it didn't affect him. Now, why don't you drink if you don't want to?
How can there be such a good thing in the world?
If he didn't get all these guys drunk today, he would be considered an insult to Steve's physique.
As for forcing people to drink alcohol may lead to sudden death...
Is the totem of immortality a joke?
Big deal, there are still 520 resurrection totems!
This is already considered the highest level of drunkenness, it is like drinking alcohol to death.
Jiang Xuan turned his eyes and looked at Zhongli first.
The guy who was toasting just now was the main force, but now he was sitting slightly dizzy, drinking tea to sober up.
Jiang Xuan raised his eyebrows and raised his glass to Zhongli with a smile.
"Zhongli, what kind of tea do you want to drink on this beautiful day? Drink some wine."
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Zhongli was silent for a moment, feeling some ominous premonition in his heart.
TLF.....
Jiang Xuan is about to counterattack.
But Zhongli still wanted to struggle and said softly:
"Rest for a while and drink again.
"Why are you taking a break? Are you not going to give me face?"
Jiang Xuan looked at Zhongli with a smile. The latter looked a little aggrieved. After a while, he raised his glass and drank it down.
The next half hour was long.
Everyone finally understood Jiang Xuan's profound wine table culture and exquisite eloquence in persuading people to drink.
He doesn't even take a bite of food. He just opens his mouth and performs a set of exquisite little combos when he sees anyone.
No more than three sentences, and the other party will have to finish a glass of wine.
Jiang Xuan's counterattack came quickly, and before long, he drank down a bunch of people.
Diluc and the others, who were the worst drunk, were the first to lie down.
Zhongli and others could still barely hold on.
But judging from the frequency of Jiang Xuan's attacks, he might not be able to last more than half an hour at most.
Everyone felt a little melancholy, but from the bottom of their hearts, they were still quite happy.
This is the first time for everyone to get together officially, without thinking about anything, just to celebrate the festival with drinks and dinner.
Especially Atractylodes.
Having just recovered from health, he tasted wine for the first time in his life.
In the past, in order to maintain good health and ensure one's own life status, Atractylodes atractylodes would not drink alcohol.
Now, he can finally use his healthy body to enjoy the fun of ordinary people.
Although he drank too much, he was lying on the table and unconscious.
But from the bottom of my heart, I am still very happy.
Jiang Xuan raised his glass again and looked at Zhongli, who twitched the corner of his mouth.
He was really at his wits end.
At this point, even the divine power has been used.
But judging from Jiang Xuan's intention, I'm afraid it won't be too late if he doesn't get down today.
"Come on, Zhongli!"
Jiang Xuan looked at him with a smile.
"Alcohol is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become!"
Zhongli looked at Jiang Xuan with complicated eyes.
"Where did you learn such weird words..."
no the same!
So different!
Compared to Wendy's persuasion to drink, the words repeated over and over were "We are friends who cut each other's throats! Old man!"
Jiang Xuan's set of words to persuade people to drink are never repeated, they rhyme quite a bit, but the key is, they are outrageous.
"Don't like this? I have something else.
Jiang Xuan smiled meaningfully.
Persuading someone to drink?
Can this kind of job be difficult for him?
Think about the work he did in the original world, and think about the wine table culture in his original world.
When the work within the system is matched with the culture of persuading people to drink within the system.
In Teyvat, isn't that purely a dimensionality reduction attack?
Seeing the troubled look in Zhong Li's eyes, Jiang Xuan pursed his lips and slowly opened his mouth to enlarge his moves.
"If you don't see it, the water of the Yellow River will come up from the sky and rush to the sea never to return."
As soon as these words came out, Zhongli's expression suddenly became solemn.
The other immortals, who were still a little dazed themselves, were also in high spirits and looked at Jiang Xuan with bright eyes.
The latter continued:
"Don't you see, the bright mirror in the high hall has sad white hair, and it looks like blue silk in the morning and turns to snow in the evening.
Zhongli suddenly had goosebumps all over his body, and without saying a word, he raised his glass and took a swig.
"good!"
Zhongli's eyes widened, and he was about to ask Jiang Xuan what kind of poem this was, when Jiang Xuan said leisurely:
"If you are happy in life, you must have all the joy, and don't let the golden cup stand empty against the moon."
Zhongli's expression froze and he silently filled up the wine. The other immortals also filled up their glasses and took another swig.
"I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will come back after all the money I have spent."
Zhongli was speechless and took another cup.
Jiang Xuan no longer makes ink marks and frequently uses big moves.
"If you enjoy cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle, you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time."
"Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng, is about to drink wine, but don't stop drinking."
"I'll sing a song with you, please listen to it for me."
"The bells, drums, delicacies and jade are not expensive, but I hope I will never wake up after being drunk for a long time."
"In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, only the drinkers left their names."
"In the old days, King Chen had great banquets, wine fights and endless banter."
"There is no need for the master to say that he has less money. He must sell it at your own discretion."
"The five-flowered horse, the golden fur, and the son will be exchanged for (bhcd) fine wine..."
Seeing Zhongli and the immortals' fiery gazes and frequent drinking actions, Jiang Xuan smiled knowingly.
Then he took a leisurely drink and said slowly:
"Sell away all the sorrows of eternity with you..."
As soon as the wine was poured down, Zhongli and others applauded happily.
"Good! If you are successful in life, you must have all the fun! If you are born, my talents will be useful!"
"It is truly a great blessing in life to be able to hear this masterpiece of the ages!"
Zhongli clapped repeatedly, his eyes filled with emotion.
"With this toast poem, if I didn't drink it, I would really be ashamed of the beauty of this poem.
Jiang Xuan chuckled in his heart.
Persuading people to drink...
Who can compare with Shixian!
For people like Zhongli and others who love poetry, Li Bai's poems are simply a dimension-reducing blow that goes straight into the soul.
One song is about to drink wine, even if you don't want to drink it, you have to drink it.
"Mr. Jiang Xuan, I never expected that you have such a wonderful talent for poetry."
I moved my head and shook my head while thinking about the poem.
"Although we don't understand characters like Master Cen and Dan Qiusheng, this poem is truly a masterpiece of the ages."
"I wonder if this poem has a name?"
Jiang Xuan laughed dumbly and shook his head slightly.
"I don't have this ability. In my world, this poem is the eternal masterpiece of the poet Li Bai. Its name is "Will Enter the Wine."
"It is itself a poem to persuade people to drink."
Zhongli obviously had an unprecedented interest in Li Bai and said curiously:
"Shixian? Are you an immortal from your world?"
Jiang Xuan shook his head and sighed:
"No, there is no extraordinary power in our world. The Immortal of Poetry is a name given to him by time and millions of people in later generations.
"He is a poet whose grace has recently been banished to immortality. He has left countless poems that will last through the ages."
" is the example that all literati of later generations pursue. His life was short, but like the eternal sun, it shined in the souls of the descendants of Yan and Huang and in the long river of history.
"A fight of wine and half a poem conquered the world. It was he who was mentioned in Li Bai's era, and even in the five thousand years of history of our civilization."
"The only person who can be compared with him in poetry is Du Fu, a poet of his generation."
"It is the honor and sorrow of all poets to have him here when they meet Li Bai.
Zhongli nodded silently and said seriously:
"With his talent and his near-immortal character, his talents are far inferior to mine. It can be seen that this person is indeed worthy of being the first among the literati of all ages."
"If you can persuade me to drink with you, no matter how much you drink today, it will all be worth it."
Jiang Xuan smiled and said softly:
"In my world, the Eight Great Masters of Poetry in the Tang and Song Dynasties are the masters of poetry. The top ones are the Immortals of Poetry and the Saints of Poetry.
"Li Bai, the Immortal of Poetry, once suppressed the poetry demon with a poem. He lived in his shadow for many years and almost became a demon."
Hearing this, Zhongli and others became interested.
It can make heroes with the title of Poetry Demon live in the shadows. What kind of poetry is it? Their hearts are filled with curiosity.
Jiang Xuan also had no ink marks and turned to look at Gan Yu and others with extremely gentle eyes.
After a while, he slowly said:
"Clouds think of clothes, flowers think of face, spring breeze blows on the threshold of Meisunong."
"If we hadn't met at the top of Qunyu Mountain, we would have met under the moonlight at Yaotai.
As soon as these words came out, even Lisa and Shenzi, who didn't understand much about poetry, felt like a big bell was ringing deep in their souls.
Ningguang and the others' eyes were blurred and they couldn't even hold their chopsticks firmly.
This poem is a poem praising the beauty of Concubine Yang, but Jiang Xuan feels that no matter how beautiful Concubine Yang is, she is not as beautiful as Gan Yu and others.
This poem matches Gan Yu and others, and it is the last song.
"this……………"
Zhongli accidentally dropped the wine glass in his hand and looked at Jiang Xuan in shock, repeating this poem over and over again.
"For more than six thousand years, Liyue has seen many literati and countless poets.
Zhongli said slowly:
"But there has never been a poem describing the beauty of a woman...No, there has never been a poem that can compare with these ten poems!"
"This is already the pinnacle of poetry, an otherworldly poem that cannot be thought up by humans or even immortals.
"Poetry Immortal Li Bai... Poetic Immortal..."
"As expected of a poet!"
Zhongli sighed, a little confused, but also a little happy:
"I'm far inferior."
Jiang Xuan shrugged.
To be honest, Li Bai's free and easy attitude towards life is one of the real reasons why he became a poetry immortal. "
"Although he will leave a name for generations to come, his life was not very smooth, and it can even be said to have twists and turns."
Zhongli nodded slightly and said with emotion:
"However, no matter what, if Li Bai Jiuquan knew that he had become a poetry immortal, he would be happy.
Jiang Xuan pursed his lips, and after a moment, shook his head and said:
"If you enjoy a glass of wine while you are alive, why do you need to be famous forever after your death?"
"He never cared..."












