812. Paimon Is Crying, Mc’S Paimon Is Really Worth Eating? !
Go back a few minutes.
Gan Yu and the others were following Gui Zhonghe Ying and pondering about talent and the Seat of Fate.
Coincidentally, Jiang Xuan has neither talent nor destiny.
He didn't bother to listen to these things.
He has enough fancy attacks, and besides, when it comes to fighting, he still relies on straight punches.
There is no need to torture yourself by listening to words that you don’t understand.
Simply, Jiang Xuan kept fishing by the lake.
However, Gan Yu shot an arrow from time to time, and the lake on her side froze.
Jiang Xuan was reluctant to say anything about his wife's experimental ability.
We can only shift positions again and again.
Only after they were several hundred meters away from Gan Yu and the others did they stop.
This time, he was far away from Gan Yu and the others, as well as Keli and the others who were playing on the trampoline next to him.
Paired with the snowflakes produced from time to time by Ganyu, Jiang Xuan is a lonely shadow on the Hanjiang River, a fisherman in the rivers and lakes.
There is a sad feeling of loneliness.
Perhaps it was because they saw Jiang Xuan fishing alone, while Keli and Nasida were addicted to the amusement park facilities.
Paimeng volunteered to come over and accompany Jiang Xuan fishing.
Of course, Paimon did not deny that he took the rare opportunity to come over and spend some time alone with Jiang Xuan.
She Paimon.
Dear fellow travelers, the noble ruler of the sky will also grow up!
Besides, Jiang Xuan and Ying are together. As Ying's best friend, isn't that equivalent to being a dowry girl?
Pooh!
Sisters are united!
Sooner or later!
Thinking about it in his mind, Paimeng sat in Jiang Xuan's arms with his frail body and took his fishing rod.
He kept saying that when he and his wife were out on adventures, they often fished and ate, so they had experience.
It can definitely help Jiang Xuan catch huge fish.
Jiang Xuan is absolutely skeptical about this.
Paimon has fishing experience...
Isn't Paimon's experience being fished out of the sea?
Does she have any commendable experiences?
However, it was Paimeng's kindness anyway, and Jiang Xuan was too embarrassed to refuse.
He simply gave her the fishing rod.
Paimeng's little thoughts were obviously not on fishing. He was sitting in Jiang Xuan's arms, chatting with him all over the world with a smile.
In Paimeng's heart, only Jiang Xuan knows his true identity, and only Jiang Xuan knows that he is the ruler of Kong.
This ultimate secret of happiness that only one person knows makes Paimeng always feel that he and Jiang Xuan are soul mates.
Although he couldn't enjoy the same happiness as Ying, the noble ruler of Sora dismissed it.
Soul compatibility is the real compatibility!
While chatting, Paimon suddenly noticed the fishing rod sinking.
Immediately, Paimon became excited.
Rolling up his sleeves vigorously, Paimeng grabbed the fishing rod excitedly.
"Watch it Jiang Xuan, I want you to see my true strength! Let you see what Paimon Fishing Master is capable of!"
Jiang Xuan rolled his eyes.
Fishing in the MC world...
Is there any technical content?
It's nothing more than throwing out the fishing rod, watching the float sink, and then pulling it up.
To say it has technical content, it is also the operation of getting up and fighting Zhongli fishing rod to catch people.
But since Paimeng was happy, Jiang Xuan let her go.
The previous steps are all normal and follow the process.
But the whole story, as Paimon lifted the fishing rod, the fish caught flew in front of them.
The world seems to have changed...
She has short white hair and a square face that seems a little rounded because of her expression.
There was a gorgeous scarf around her neck.
Above his head, there was a golden halo, which looked very similar to Paimon's crown, but it was by no means a crown.
After all, there is a huge question mark in front of the aperture.
Big round eyes, mouth closed.
Standing on the ground stupidly, looking at Jiang Xuan and Paimon, their hands and feet were small squares.
It looks like a square doll.
Looking at the things in front of him, Jiang Xuan suddenly remembered the understanding of life from a great philosopher in his hometown.
Some things can only be looked at once. If you look at them one more time, they will explode.
For example, the current Paimon...
Fish it.
Paimon's smile faltered.
Something looks familiar, but I'm not sure, so take another look.
Um!
Looks more familiar!
It’s a bit weird, take another look!
At this moment, the long-dead tragic memories in Paimon's mind suddenly attacked her again.
Fireworks, seaside, fishing rod...
What happened that day can be understood as carelessness.
Now………
In this new world, under the brilliance of this new module.
Paimon by the lake, caught with a fishing rod?
Is it necessary to restore this kind of historical progress?
Was it intentional or accidental?
Paimon suddenly felt the powerful malice of this world.
After four or five minutes of slowing down, Paimon finally confirmed that he was not dreaming.
Then, the previous sound of breaking the defense broke out.
And when Gan Yu and others came over and saw this thing.
Paimon erupted again for more than ten minutes, cursing the vicious MC world.
Paimon used all the curse words he learned from the Ice God and the other consecrated relics.
When she was tired of scolding, she huddled in Jiang Xuan's arms and sobbed.
Ying walked around the square Paimon standing on the ground, and the curvature of the corners of her mouth was harder to suppress than her AK.
"Ahem々`!"
Ying tried hard to cough to prevent herself from laughing out loud.
He said with an inscrutable look:
"So, Meng just caught a gift while fishing?"
"It's not Paimon! This is just a fake!"
Paimon retorted in a hoarse voice angrily.
Ying waved her little hands.
"It's not important! What's important is that Paimon has finally learned 100% of my fishing skills!"
"The greatest fishing masterpiece in my life was catching Paimon. Now, Paimon has also caught Paimon. My apprentice has become a disciple!"
"I am very happy to be a teacher!"
"In order to catch up with me as a teacher, Paimon did not hesitate to become his own fisherman, then used himself as bait, and finally fished himself.
"I am very touched………"
"This is the legendary destiny of reincarnation! It must be!"
"Paimon, who was caught by me at the beginning, went round and round and caught himself again!"
Ying circled around Jiang Xuan excitedly, thought for a while, and said slightly distressed:
"Jiang Xuan, what did your hometown say?"
Jiang Xuan raised his eyebrows, and he immediately understood Ying's problem as he was connected to Ying.
"The bullet I fired accidentally when I was a child hit me now many years later."
"Yes, yes! That's it!"
Ying smiled brightly and clapped her hands excitedly.
"The fishing rod that Paimon threw out two years ago caught her now!"
"fluorescent!!!"
Paimon jumped up, suddenly jumped on Ying, and grabbed Ying's face tightly.
"Don't laugh at me! Damn it! Kill them! Paimon will kill them all!"
Ying easily slipped Paimon down and looked at Paimon with a grin on his face.
"Okay, okay, let's stop talking. I really can't take the joke..."
"So, can you tell me...where did you catch yourself?"
Ying licked the corner of her mouth and said with some yearning:
"I have long wanted to taste what Paimon tastes like, but unfortunately there is only one Paimon, and I am reluctant to eat it. Now that I can catch it, I will have a chance.
Paimon shivered in fright, and immediately broke free from Ying's clutches.
Crying, she crawled back into Jiang Xuan's arms.
"Jiang Xuan! You want to eat me! You have to protect Paimon!"
Jiang Xuan was a little dumbfounded, rubbed Paimeng's face and hugged her tightly.
"Don't worry, it's still a joke."
"Um"
Ying curled her lips, although she still felt that this was the funniest thing she had seen in a long time.
But I still feel very puzzled about this caught Paimon.
Gan Yu knelt down and tentatively poked Diamond Paimon's face.
Suddenly, Cube Pie opened his mouth and shouted blankly.
"Pamon is not for food!"
"Hey! You can still talk!"
Gan Yu also became interested and poked Paimon curiously.
"Pamon is not for food!"
Diamond Paimon shouted again.
Gan Yu enjoyed it and poked him here and there, and soon Ying and others joined in.
They discovered that this square Paimon did not seem to be self-aware like the real Paimon.
It looks more like a doll that keeps repeating the same sentence.
Ying was a little disappointed.
She really thought she could catch a second Paimon.
Paimeng, who was hiding in Jiang Xuan's arms, looked angrily at the girls surrounding the square Paimeng for fun.
Paimon swore that if we weren't all good friends, she would activate the law of space right now and exile all these guys!
However, Paimon is still very pleased with the fact that this square Paimon is a doll.
Although this guy was an embarrassment to her, King Paimon, especially since she fished it out of the lake herself.
But since she is a doll, there is no need to worry about this cube Paimon taking away her real Paimon status.
She Paimeng, the King, is still irreplaceable.
Paimon was trying to comfort himself in another way when he suddenly saw Ying swallowing his saliva.
He quietly reached out and bit Paimon the Cube's face.
"Ying! What are you doing!"
Paimon was furious and glared at Qi angrily.
Ying felt a little guilty, so she quickly let go, quietly wiped her saliva, and said seriously:
"This square Pi Meng's face is dirty, let me wipe it for her."
"Do you have to wipe it with your mouth? You just want to eat Paimon! Jiang Xuan! Look at her!"
Paimeng shook Jiang Xuan's arm with his mouth aggrieved.
Ying felt a little guilty. (Dede Zhao)
She couldn't explain why, she just felt like this square Paimon...
It looks really delicious.
Licking the corner of her mouth, it was very sweet, and she became more and more certain of this fact!
Um....
*!
Thinking secretly in her heart, Ying was a little ready to take a bite, but after looking at Paimeng in Jiang Xuan's arms, Ying still controlled herself.
...
Take a bite of real Paimon and see if it tastes creamy.
Watching Ying taking a bite of Paimon and still thinking about it, her saliva was about to flow out.
Gan Yu and others were also a little moved.
Looking at each other, Hutao also quietly took a bite of Cube Paimon, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
It’s like eating something sweet but not greasy!
At that moment, Hu Tao, who had just finished eating a few hours ago, had a great appetite again.
"Jiang Xuan! Say something! Look at them! They are going to eat that fake Paimeng!"
Paimeng's tone was tearful, and he couldn't help but fuck Jiang Xuan.
This made Jiang Xuan a little embarrassed.
What else could he say?
The moment the square pie came out, Jiang Xuan was also confused.
This thing, in a sense...
It’s really the MC world’s ill will toward Paimon.
It turns out they didn't do anything wrong.
After all, the description of this thing on the introduction column is
Name: Emergency food.
Function: edible......
This thing can be eaten, and only eaten. The most important thing is...how many...
After eating it, various status blessings are obtained!












