Chapter 269 Yuanshan... Salted Fish! ?
Hu You had no time to react.
He didn't even have time to think about how the egg got out of the fish pond.
He could only watch this strange blue egg swooping down on him!
It's over...
This is really the end!
The next moment.
A strong wind blew past his ears.
He was ready to die, but three seconds later... Hu You didn't feel any pain or anything else.
Where's the egg?
Hu You was stunned and turned his head to look behind him. He saw a figure lying behind the stairs, with his stomach swelling at a speed visible to the naked eye!
That was... Yu Xian! ?
How did this salted fish get on this ship! ?
Hu You hurriedly checked the other party's panel and was stunned.
The panel slowly emerged!
[Name: Yuanshan Salted Fish (???)
Type: Human
Status: ???
Description: ???
Notes: ??? ]
Damn!
This thing has become a host! ?
It doesn't want to host a big octopus girl, but this guy! ?
To be on the safe side, Hu You didn't dare to rush forward, and could only stand there and shout to the guy lying on the ground: "Hey! Salted fish, how do you feel now?"
"1."
1?
Many people usually use this to express knowledge or agreement, what's the matter with this guy now saying 1!
To show that he is fine?
Do you want to be a little lazier? Hey...
Hu You's mouth twitched. No matter what, it's good to be able to speak.
"Just now an egg got into your stomach. Can you feel its presence?"
"Yeah."
Well, another word!
Hu You's face was full of speechlessness.
But you can't just leave this guy alone!
If it is hosted in some marine organism, he can throw it directly into the fish pond, but this living human being, can't be thrown into the fish pond, right?
But if it is left outside...
The risk factor is full of stars!
"Freedom! The taste of freedom!"
Before Hu You could come to his senses, there was another noise coming from the fish pond behind him.
He turned his head and looked behind him, and found that the octopus girl had started to move around in the fish pond, which was in stark contrast to her previous laziness!
"Finally! I'm finally free!"
"Human! I can cooperate with you! No matter what you want or want to know, I can satisfy you! Let me out quickly!"
"I want to swim! I want to soak my whole body in the sea water and feel the salty and wet pleasure!"
"Shut up!"
Hu You frowned.
The reaction of this octopus girl was too different before and after.
But now if you want to know what Yu Xian is like, there is only one way to ask it.
He stepped back to the fish pond: "What do you know? Pick out the key points!"
"Okay, okay~"
The octopus girl responded obediently: "Do you want to know why he was chosen, or why he is here, or how to deal with him, or..."
"Stop!"
Hu You quickly interrupted the octopus girl: "Start from the time you met him!"
"Okay!"
The octopus girl responded quickly, and at the same time raised eight tentacles, and the suction cups on them suddenly turned into small mouths, surrounding all angles and began to speak.
Imagine, thousands of "cherry mouths" surround you, and speak at the same time...
Looking at this scene, Hu You felt a tremor all over his body.
He now knows why Cthulhu is so polluting.
But it's okay.
In addition to visual pollution, these thousands of small mouths will not produce any practical effect, but only play a surround sound effect.
"After you released the ship, that guy somehow got to the bottom cabin. I hadn't recovered at that time, so I ignored him."
"He curled up under the stairs and fell asleep. My guess is... he should be lazy."
"After all, no one would come to this place to catch lazy people."
... I have to say that there is a 90% probability that Octopus Girl's speculation is true.
No wonder I didn't see this salted fish before, it turned out to be because of this.
"Then you came, and you saw what happened just now."
Octopus Girl continued to narrate: "As for why the egg flew out, it is obvious... your fish pond can't trap non-living things, right?"
"Go on."
Hu You frowned and replied: "I want to know how this egg flew to him."
"If you keep talking nonsense... I don't mind eating grilled octopus legs."
"That's grilled squid legs. Our octopus legs are not easy to eat! Especially blue-ringed octopus!"
Hu You didn't say anything, but silently pulled out a pair of scissors and prepared to cut!
"Hey, I'm so anxious!"
The octopus girl started to swim in the fish pond, while Yu Xian, who was under the gangway, had a belly that was almost as big as a pregnant woman in her tenth month!
"Don't think it's just an egg. In fact, it already has its own thoughts. As for why it chose that human as a host, it's very simple... He is more suitable than me!"
"Suitable?"
Hu You frowned and spit out two words.
According to the saying that who is lazier is more suitable, this statement seems to be true!
"The solution is also very simple."
The octopus girl floated and threw out a condition: "As long as you let me go back to the ocean, I will tell you!"
"Anyway, I am no longer a threat to you."
"Impossible."
Hu You said calmly.
Now the octopus girl has intelligence that is no less than that of humans, and her rank is still pseudo-legend. If she is really released into the sea, who knows what will happen if she continues to evolve.
For the sake of safety, it is best to keep her in the fish pond.
"Twelve hours!"
The octopus girl gave in: "As long as you guarantee that I have twelve hours of free time a day, I will tell you!"
"Don't worry, even if it is free time, I will guarantee that it is under your eyes!"
Hu You pondered for a few breaths.
If it is just let out for a walk, it seems that it is not impossible.
As long as it is under its control, it will be fine, and if we can reach a preliminary cooperation now, deepen the relationship little by little, and completely naturalize it, it will also be a good thing.
"......Okay."
Hu You nodded: "Tell me what to do first."
"Sleep."
Octopus girl spit out two words: "Just let him be lazy all the time, the egg will slowly hatch. Anyway, he can't do anything during this period, just throw it here."
"Throw it here? Forget it, I have a better way..."
Hu You is not going to do such a thing of resigning to fate!
He turned his head to look at Yu Xian, his eyes gradually filled with pity, and walked in front of him and said.
"Brother, I'm sorry, you may become the first man in the Heart of the Ocean to undergo a caesarean section."
"Huh?!"
Yu Xian's eyes widened, but he still spit out a syllable.
Even if there is only one syllable, it is enough to express his shock and helplessness.
"Oh, of course, it may also be the last one."
