Chapter 918, you are too perverted

Not the kind of straw man in the fields.

The workmanship is more delicate, the thatch is woven together like thin ropes.

There are no facial features, only two eye positions, painted with two lines of white.

There was a wooden stick stuck in the lower body, leaning against the wall, like abandoned garbage.

The dwarf was still talking and walking out. When he reached the door and turned around, he realized that Fang Hao was already standing in the corner.

He looked straight at the straw man behind the debris.

He immediately walked over and said, "This is the Breathing Grass Man. It is also a collection I once had, but there are too many things and there is no place to put them."

The dwarf moved away some debris and took out the straw man directly.

"Well, the treatment for this collection of yours is completely different from the previous ones." Fang Hao said.

Before, it was handled carefully and gently.

This straw man was piled among the clutter, placed with the clutter, and was obviously not favored.

"I didn't know why, so I bought this thing. It was too big and there was no place to put it." The dwarf looked up at him, "What, are you interested?"

"No, I'm just curious, who would make a straw man into an orange prop."

The dwarf seemed to have found an opportunity to show off his knowledge and immediately said: "This is because of the elven dispute..."

"What's the meaning?"

"You should know about the elves' political struggle. It was during that period that this kind of straw man appeared."

According to the dwarves.

The elves and the dark elves had a political war.

Among the Dark Elf race, there once was a hero called ‘The Witch’.

The witch is not good at fighting, nor does she know any elemental magic, but only knows a kind of curse spell.

Enemies can be killed directly through curses.

Before the war started, the generals of the elves would die inexplicably, and there was quite a panic at that time.

Later, the elves developed this kind of straw man. As long as the other party uses a curse, it will be passed on to the straw man and save the life of the cursed person.

Of course, after the battle ended, this straw man no longer appeared.

What has been preserved are also some leftovers from the past.

Fang Hao listened and nodded along.

This kind of curse is like something like a ghost descending from the previous life, which can kill the enemy from a long distance.

When he first came to this world, he used light feather daggers to avoid being attacked by this ability.

Now that he has become a god, although his skills are not strong, his various resistances are quite high. It would be difficult for ordinary people to curse him.

Therefore, he no longer carries the light feather dagger.

"How are you? Interested?" The dwarf touched his thick beard.

"Just curious." Fang Hao replied.

"After all, it's an orange prop. If you're interested, I'll give you a friendly price." The dwarf continued.

Obviously, he planned to sell this collectible that had no place to display it.

And in front of me, this extremely wealthy time traveler is a good buyer.

"Forget it, I don't want it..."

Squeak!

The door opened, and An Jia and Xiaoyou looked inside.

When he found the two of them inside, he immediately smiled, opened the door and walked in.

When she saw the straw man in Brinstone's hand, Anjia's eyes immediately widened and she exclaimed: "Old man, are you too perverted to actually like this?"

Fang Hao complained in his heart that An Jia had no scruples at all, and even seemed to seize the opportunity to ridicule the other party.

He exclaimed exaggeratedly and spoke loudly.

The rough-skinned dwarf turned red and glared, "You little girl, what are you talking about?"

An Jia refused to admit defeat, "Who is talking nonsense? Then why are you putting such a straw man in this small house? You are too perverted."

Fang Hao pulled her, "Don't talk nonsense."

Although Anjia looks like a bad girl, she actually doesn't know much about these things.

To put it bluntly, I learned it all from Fang Hao.

The two of them sometimes watch regional channels together. They talk about plastic girlfriends, as long as they are female. Such words are all over the screen.

For time travellers, it can only be regarded as a joking topic, but for the indigenous people, it is easy to cause trouble if it is used as a joke.

Sure enough, Brinstone's face turned red and he gasped for breath.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go, let's all go. The Fire Hammer Shop will no longer accept your orders from now on."

As soon as these words came out, the three of them knew that the dwarf was really angry.

Especially Anjia and Xiaoyou, it will be their turn to wear the magic dragon armor soon.

An Jia stopped talking, and Fang Hao said: "Children are not sensible. Master, don't care about her. You just said you want to take action on this thing? I'm really...interested."

The dwarf was still angry, looked at Fang Hao angrily, and said, "Are you interested?"

"I'm somewhat interested. Let's sit down and chat."

"Hmph! Let's go outside and talk..." The dwarf didn't say much and walked outside with the straw man in hand.

Fang Hao and the other three followed behind and lightly spanked An Jia on the buttocks to signal her to stop talking nonsense.

The latter pouted, meaning he couldn't take a joke.

After walking out of the workshop, a wooden box was already placed in the hall.

Inside the wooden box is the equipment repaired by 'Alen Lage', as well as a blue giant halberd blueprint.

Giant War Halberd: Iron 850, Cast Iron Block 550... 】

The name is quite simple, just a giant war halberd.

Fang Haodu confirmed it and put away the equipment and blueprints.

"Sit here." Brinstone stood the straw man aside and sat down at the table.

He raised his hand and pulled the string hanging above, and a jingling sound immediately sounded.

Two dwarves walked in outside the door, carrying four glasses of beer.

After the two dwarves left, Brinston continued to ask: "How much do you plan to pay for it? This is a rare collection. If it is placed outside, it will be priceless."

An Jia curled her lips, looking like an old liar.

But he also behaved a lot and didn't speak sarcastically.

Fang Hao said: "Master, don't imitate those cunning goblins. Just tell me how much it costs. If I feel it's right, I'll buy it."

Brinstone nodded and said directly: "I bought it for 3.5 million. I made a little profit from it. I'll sell it to you for 3.6 million. It's not too much."

"Yeah, it's not too much." Fang Hao nodded and continued: "I'll pay you one million. If you want to sell it, I'll take it."

Brinstone stared back, unable to believe his ears.

He buttoned the button without any image, and then said: "I said 3.6 million."

"Yes, my counteroffer is one million. Counteroffers should be allowed when buying things!" Fang Hao said.

Brinstone said loudly: "Your counteroffer is too much."

Fang Hao sighed, "Hey, there's nothing we can do about it. I can only take out so much now. It's a pity, but..."

"No, sell it and pay for it!" Brinstone suddenly spoke, interrupting his subsequent words.

Holy shit!

Fang Hao and the three of them were all shocked, and they immediately realized that they had cut the price in half, and he still made a profit.

"Give me money..." Brinstone urged.

"Okay." Fang Hao directly took out the money, called out one million war cards, and handed it to the dwarf.

The dwarf, who had just been blowing his beard and staring, immediately started to smile.

One million dollars to buy an orange prop is indeed not expensive, but it has been in the workshop for several years. If Fang Hao hadn't seen it, he would have forgotten about it.

If you can sell it for one million, you can count it as your own gain.

Anjia stood up and took the straw man back.

"How should I use this straw man? Just leave it at home?" Fang Hao looked back and forth before asking.

Brinstone stood up, came to the straw man, took off a bracelet made of a branch as thick as a finger from the straw man's raised arm, and handed it to him.

Said: "When you need to use it, just put the bracelet on. When you put it on, you are it, it is you, and you cannot use any of your combat abilities."

That means, when wearing a wooden bracelet.

He is playing the role of a straw man, and the straw man is playing him.

Even though he could move, he couldn't use any skills because he was just a straw man.

It's over, one million is wasted.

During the battle, after I put on the bracelet, I couldn't use my skills, and I would still die in the end!

What a useless thing.

But since I bought them all, there’s not much to say.

He put it into the storage space, looked at the time, and said goodbye to the master.

Before walking out of the store, An Jia turned back and said mysteriously: "Old man, did you really sell your girlfriend to Fang Hao? He is so cruel, don't break your girlfriend..."

Brinstone's eyes widened and he was about to get angry.

Fang Hao covered An Jia's mouth and dragged her out while shouting: "Goodbye, Master Brinstone. Your craftsmanship is really good. I will ask you to make equipment next time."

There were activities going on outside the door. When I heard the shouting, I immediately looked this way.

Brinstone, in order to maintain the image of a master, could only grit his teeth and smile.

Waved goodbye to several people.

…

After leaving the Fire Hammer Shop, he went directly to the Succubus Tavern.

I plan to go back to the main city after dinner.

Several drinks and dishes were served, and the three of them began to eat.

Fang Hao said while picking up vegetables: "What's going on? You must be angry with him, right?"

"Tease him, hehe!" An Jia chuckled and didn't take it to heart at all.

Even if she is angry, Anjia will almost forget it within a few minutes, but if she is angry with others, she can be happy all day long.

"Dwarves are cautious, and we will make jokes like that to them in the future." Fang Hao said.

"Just because that old man doesn't like it." An Jia muttered while eating.

Xiaoyou also echoed, "How about I steal back the money we spent?"

Good guy, it seems that Xiaoyou is on Anjia's side.

"Forget it, we still rely on others to make equipment. It's not good if it's too tense." Fang Hao still waved his hand.

Laurana went to war with the orcs, the elves were looking for information about themselves, and there was also conflict on the undead side.

If you start fighting with the dwarves again, that would be great. You can challenge the whole world by yourself.

He didn't want it to be like this, it would be very dangerous.

It is also not in line with the development route of living alone.

"Otherwise, let Xiaoyou give him a sap."

Fang Hao was speechless, picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into her mouth, "Eat quickly, don't keep thinking about those weird things in your mind."

"Hehe..." An Jia smiled and continued eating.

Wait until the three of them have had enough wine and food.

Then he got up and walked outside. Find bookstore www.zhaosｈhuyuan.comｍ

As soon as he opened the door, he saw two time travelers passing by the door of the room.

He glanced inside as the door opened, and then said: "Hey! This private room is empty, and it happens to have a window. Let's change to this private room."

The little succubus who led the way raised his head and glanced at Fang Hao. When he saw him nodding, he agreed, "Please come in and I'll arrange for someone to clean up."

The time traveler stood there, frowning slightly as he looked at Fang Hao and the others coming downstairs.

After a few people were out of sight, he entered the room.

"That Asian traveler has a dark gold hero." One of them said.

"Well, he should be a relatively famous time traveler."

"I don't know if it's Fang Hao. The orcs are offering a huge reward for information about him."