Chapter 412 - Stupid Xia Xiaochan
Seeing Xia Xiaochan’s serious expression, Han Fei was stunned. “Wait a minute, you have a baby? You?”
Xia Xiaochan glared at Han Fei. “It’s your fault!”
Han Fei: “???”
Han Fei was dumbfounded. “No, wait, let me figure it out… I’ve just seen you. How can you blame it on me?”.
Xia Xiaochan had already raised a dagger. “How can you say that?! You just kissed me!” “Ah! Well… I was just being impulsive.”
“Yes, yes, you made me have a baby on an impulse?! How dare you?”
Han Fei felt his mind go blank. “But I only kissed you. What does that have to do with you having a baby?”
Xia Xiaochan stared at Han Fei angrily. “They say women will have children after being kissed.”
“Puff…”
Han Fei almost burst into laughter and sank down to the roof. “Are you kidding me?! F*ck… How can you be so f*cking stupid?”
Xia Xiaochan picked up the dagger and stabbed at him, saying angrily, “Why do you give me this look? You don’t want to be responsible, do you?”
Han Fei pushed the dagger away and said, “Are you an idiot? Who said women will have children after being kissed?”
Han Fei was speechless. He didn’t expect Xia Xiaochan, who was a very smart girl, to be so stupid!
Xia Xiaochan snorted. “Ab*stard from this damn place said that. Just when I came here, he followed me, saying that the castellan was his father and emphasized it many times… And he wanted to kiss me. Of course, I can’t let him do that, so I stabbed him!”
Han Fei was immediately furious. “B*stard. Don’t worry, when I meet him, I will beat the hell out of him.”
Then Han Fei asked, “Is the first time in your life that you’ve heard how women have a baby?”
Xia Xiaochan stared at Han Fei. “Yes! Teachers won’t teach me how to have a baby…”
Han Fei: “…”
In the end, Han Fei took a long while to educate Xia Xiaochan about common terms and relationships between “men and women”. Xia Xiaochan was stunned for a while and asked, “So, I’m not going to have a baby?”
Han Fei said with a black face, “Nonsense, do you think it’s so easy to have a baby? You’re still so young and you already want to have a baby?!”
Xia Xiaochan muttered, “But they said that I am a big girl. If I don’t get married as soon as possible, no man will want me.”
Han Fei cast a sideways glance at her. “Are you stupid? There have been nearly 200 wars in this city in 200 years. Older people have all died. If they don’t work hard to have children, they will be extinct.”
Xia Xiaochan nodded. “That’s it… So, I really won’t have a baby?”
Han Fei just ignored her. How could she be so stupid! If he hadn’t come here in time, within three or five days, she would have been cheated into marrying someone. Suddenly, Xia Xiaochan leaned towards Han Fei and said, “Then kiss me again.”
“Ouff…”
“Cough… Cough, Cough…” Han Fei cleared his throat.
Han Fei was dumbfounded. He had never heard such a ridiculous request.
Han Fei stammered, “No… No, I… What did you say?”
Xia Xiaochan looked at Han Fei seriously. “Kiss me again. It feels very strange.”
Han Fei swallowed blankly. Xia Xiaochan was already a big girl, a beautiful girl. No matter how calm Han Fei was, he couldn’t calm down after hearing such a ridiculous demand!
Han Fei shrugged. “Then, then close your
eyes.”
“Why do you want me to close my eyes?” Han Fei waved his hand and said, “Well… I just want you to feel it well.”
Xia Xiaochan tilted her head and grunted. “Hurry up.”
Seeing Xia Xiaochan close her eyes, Han Fei swallowed. Who the f*ck knew that the story would develop like this? But I kind of like it!
Han Fei cleared his throat and said, “Now I’m going to kiss you!”
“Hmm! Come on.”
Han Fei licked his lips, took a deep breath, and kissed Xia Xiaochan’s lips.
It felt completely different from kissing her cheek!
BAM!
Before Han Fei could feel it well, he suddenly flew into the sky like a kite with a broken line. Xia Xiaochan’s kick almost kicked the meal he ate last night out of his stomach.
“Puff… You let me kiss you!”
In the sky, Han Fei saw Xia Xiaochan’s two little fists were folded in front of her chest, her face flushed, even her neck was red, her body stiffened and her eyes closed.
Han Fei did not dare to speak, nor did he dare to interrupt her. After he stabilized his body and fell from the sky, he rubbed his stomach and leaned against Xia Xiaochan.
After a long while, Han Fei saw Xia Xiaochan open her eyes tremblingly. Han Fei asked in a soft and careful voice, “Well, what do you feel?”
Xia Xiaochan looked at Han Fei with a weird look. “It… Feels strange. Will I feel the same when others kiss me?”
Han Fei was shocked and scolded angrily, “Shut up! Once a man kisses you, you can’t let other men do it to you.”
Xia Xiaochan was curious. “Why?”.
Han Fei held his head high. “No reason!” “Not even Kuangkuang or Zhang Xuanyu?”
Han Fei’s face became cold. “Of course not. You can only do this with a man in your life.”
Xia Xiaochan looked puzzled. “Only with men? What about Xiaobai? Xiaobai is a woman.”
Han Fei couldn’t help but imagine the scene Xia Xiaochan and Luo Xiaobai were kissing and couldn’t help shuddering all over. That scene made his skin crawl.
“No, no, neither with Luo Xiaobai, nor with anyone else.”
Xia Xiaochan was annoyed. “Why?”
Han Fei said helplessly, “No reason! Anyway, remember don’t ever do anything like this with a second person. Not only kiss, but also hold hands, let alone sleep together.”
Xia Xiaochan snorted. “You just said that women will have a baby after sleeping with men.”
Han Fei covered his head with one hand. “Ah, yes, sleeping with a man will bring you a baby. Therefore, from now on, you can only sleep with me.”
“Bah! I’m not going to sleep with you! Don’t even think of making me give birth to a baby.”
Han Fei nodded. “It’s up to you. I don’t care anyway.”
Xia Xiaochan licked her lips, blinked her eyes and said, “Now kiss me again.”
Han Fei blinked. “Then don’t kick me this time. Don’t move.”
“Okay, I won’t move”
After a moment. BAM!
Han Fei, who was kicked into the air, was speechless… But it seemed to be a bargain only to be kicked after kissing her.
Han Fei didn’t know how many times he flew to the sky. Anyway, at this moment, the two of them were sitting on a tall building, looking at the city.
Xia Xiaochan said solemnly, “I have been here for seven days and have run through the entire inner city and outer city. Without a teleportation formation, I was still preparing to go to sea… However, the outer city is guarded and the gate guards said that there was going to be a war recently and no one was allowed to go to sea.” Han Fei asked in surprise, “So have you never gone out until now?”
Xia Xiaochan shook her head. “No.”
Han Fei took a deep breath and said, “I suspect that we are in a different time all together.”
“Huh?”
“We came to the Undersea City before it was destroyed. We must have crossed a certain timeline. If we want to go back, we must experience something special.”
Xia Xiaochan seemed to be skeptical too. “So, are we not in the level-three fishery now?”
Han Fei shook his head. “We’re still in the level-three fishery, but this level-three fishery may not be the level-three fishery we know from our time.”
Han Fei couldn’t help licking his lips. Is the Sea Grassland still there? If it is, then what about the Big Red Trunk? Can I go back and cut down the Big Red Trunk again?
Although it sounds weird, what if it is possible?
Toot…
Suddenly, a conch shell trumpet blared.
Immediately afterwards, conch shell trumpets began to sound in many corners of the city.
Han Fei unexpectedly saw Hidden Fishers flitting through the sky and shouting, “All Dangling Fishers within a hundred miles gather at the south gate. A big fish tide is coming…”
Toot…
For a time, the people in the city were in an uproar. The streets were crowded with people, and many people hopped forward on the roofs.Xia Xiaochan hurriedly got up and said, “Let’s go and have a look. Maybe this is our chance to go back.”
Han Fei grabbed her hand and said, “Wait a minute. No hurry. After all, this is not our war. We’d better look at it from the perspective of a bystander. Don’t tell me you want to rush to the forefront?”
Han Fei thought more than Xia Xiaochan. He and Xia Xiaochan came here by accident when the 187th big fish tide occurred. It was probably in this war that the city was destroyed and everyone was killed. Therefore, he would certainly choose to retreat if he could…
Han Fei looked at Xia Xiaochan. “Give me your hand.” Xia Xiaochan: “???”
“Spread your fingers, like this.”
While Xia Xiaochan was wondering, Han Fei grabbed her hand and nodded solemnly. “Well, yes, follow me now. Don’t run around.”
Xia Xiaochan frowned. “I feel uncomfortable. I’d better hold a dagger.”
Han Fei nodded. “But be good!”
