Chapter 1049: ?? If you eat 1 bite of fried pork skin, you won't get drunk like this ...

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"Your grandfather's marriage is the same as my marriage, and time has proven the correctness of this secret." Owen's finger tapped on the table, "Albert, now apologize to me."

"What?" Albert looked dull. "Why should I apologize?"

"Don't talk nonsense." Irving looked grim, "Apologize to me."

"Sorry, father." Albert obeyed, but he couldn't help but ask, "But why?"

"It's like tongues and teeth between husband and wife. It's inevitable that there will be no non-quarreling couples in this world ... But, before you disprove your wife ..." Irving's hands pressed down, and he took out the magic The Minister ’s persuasion, “Before that, do n’t worry ... take a step back and ask yourself two questions-do you want to win the argument, or do you want to live happily?”

"My father taught me something similar ..." Mr. Dracul nodded in agreement. "My father-in-law ... Apollin and his father obviously do not know this ... you may have heard Furong, Apollin's mother." From time to time, I will be out of control and transform into a terrible bird-like creature form, which will become the head of a bird with a sharp and large mouth, and a pair of wings covered with scales on my shoulder ... Then my mother-in-law is like a fireball Just rushed towards my father-in-law ... and threw a real fireball at him ... "

Albert swallowed in silence, glanced at Mr. Dracour, who was sipping his wine again and again while holding a glass of wine, and looked at Allen with some fear: "Allen ... or Furong Animagus Is it still slow? "

Ron, who recorded carefully, responded positively like a good student who answered the professor ’s question in class: "But the debate is not to win in order to be happy. If I win at that time, will I persuade each other?"

"Lun ... it's not your usual trial ... Alas, I don't have much to worry about Alan, Albert and even Emily, but you and Daisy are so uncomfortable ..." Irving shot helplessly Looking at the second son's head, his eyes were full of worries, "I said at the time that I wanted to win, but after your grandpa heard my answer, he fell in front of me and wept ..."

At this moment, they were interrupted by a clatter, and Mr. Dracul next to him drunk on the table, knocked over the wine glass, and the water spilled into the dish, and some yellowish bubbles appeared. Albert waved his hands quickly, and without a wand, used a clean-up to clean up the table and Mr. Dracul who was wet with wine.

"I didn't quite understand what he meant at that time." Irving recalled that his father was a little sad, but he pointed at his sons with confidence in his face. "But after so many years I can explain to you like this, I am happy. Very happy man. "

"I understand ... I understand ..." Mr. Dracul's carefully groomed moustache seemed to be drooping down. "With such a beautiful and graceful wife, you know, she has half of the Meiwa lineage, so I am very very Very happy man. "

"Then you will not have a quarrel." Albert thought that the attempt to prevent Furong from being transformed into a charming baby was a misrepresentation in front of his father-in-law, complimenting.

"Child, don't get it wrong, we will also quarrel, the couple will always quarrel ... If you always hold your breath, anger will accumulate over time, it will erode your brain" Mr. Dracul Narrowing his eyes, he said feebly, "But since the day I got married, I have never held the right to speak ..."

"Albert, you have to learn how to 'communicate', that's the word-communication." Irving leaned on the chair, hung one hand on his family member, and waved his arms diagonally, "You have to understand, the other half The way of speaking ... But it takes time to practice, the way men and women speak differently. "

"How is it different?" Renn quickly wrote Owen's keyword on the paper.

"For the sake of my wife Ravenclaw ..." Alan couldn't help but speak to Ron, "Ron, let alone men and women, you think about Daisy and Emily, what they said Is n’t it the same way? ... You do n’t usually talk to pure-blooded families. I remember it very well ... you just talk to them as if you are negotiating, you have to use all your ingenuity on it ... "

"I don't really understand ..." Albert couldn't understand, scratching his head in a confused face. "I think I have always communicated well with Furong."

"Emily told me that before Furong praised you wearing an Auror uniform, you always wear it ..." Alan Zhangkou came. "But she only recently told you that even if it looks good, it can't stand it all the time?"

"I understood it only after three years of marriage ..." Irving sideways acknowledged Allen's sarcasm. "Your mother has never said her purpose. You know what happened. Both of our families She lost her house elf, so if she wanted me to work, she would ask me a question, everything was hidden in the question ... "

Albert said, but Renn went on to say, "But Ellen, don't you wear yourself every day ... Why do they have no opinion?"

Alan shook his head: "... you have to master the basics before considering these issues"

"Just like I was just married to Morgan Le Fay at the time, I was about to go out, the Quidditch stick was hanging on my shoulder, carrying my broom cornflower in my hand ... well, my sons, all of you Everyone should have heard your mother ask me this question-where are you going? "Irving was recalled by Mr. Dracul's words. He paused and waved his hand." But we were only a few shortly married at the time. Month, how can I know so much, I just raised my broom so stupidly and made a little ironic joke, saying to her that I ca n’t see that I am going to sweep the floor ... "

Albert and Renn could n’t help grinning because of their mother ’s knowledge, and Mr. Dracul took a sigh of relief and looked at his family sympathetically, shaking his head. Allen thought with some gloating. Asking his father to describe the consequences in more detail so that he can be more precise when used to make fun of others-but being forced to have Mr. Dracul present, it made him somewhat worried about not asking the question.

"What's laughing? If you can't learn, you will cry when ... and now I have learned something," Irving swept through Albert and Renn who listened carefully, "If I carry it now The broom went out and wanted to warm up with a few old folks, and your mother asked me where I went, and I would only answer—I just wanted to put them out to bask in the sun, baby, and come back to tidy up the garden after it's done. I just practice how to carry a Quidditch club and go out with a flying broom ... "

"But father, isn't cornflower a flying broom designed for family use?" Allen knew the model of flying broom. "I remember seeing ads according to their series during the World Cup. , "Reliable" feature, this flying broom has a built-in anti-theft buzzer. "

"Even Albert wasn't born at the time, it would be nice if I could participate in Quidditch." Irving didn't say much on this issue, but Harris knew the meaning of his father's words-then as the last of the family's descendants Male, he has to ensure his personal safety.

"His blood is also circulating on Furong ..." Mr. Dracour as a French fat man did not like Quidditch very much. He waited for the Harris to finish, and used his hand to draw a few circles on the table, and then He pointed to his own brain again, "Albert, son-in-law, my child, it's up to you to get used to it ... I can only crack Apollin's secret code and find what she wants me to do, for example : For example, I lost a pair of underwear on the floor of the bedroom. This thing made her chill. This is what she often said-it is really chilling. "

"Well ... Morgan Le Fay complained that way too often." Irving echoed. He leaned back on the couch, tilting his head sideways, looking at Mr. Dracul's eyes as if he had found a confidant.

"If I didn't make her chill, then I must have pushed her to the wall. This is another anger for her ... Furong came home from Booth Barton and asked, 'Where's mom?', I can only say, ' She's frosting on the wall ', I knew so much ... "Mr. Dracul recalled those days and sighed," You can't guess how she was forced to the wall, the murderer was on the bedroom floor A pair of panties, 'the one with the most lethality in the world is a piece of cotton cloth in front of your eyes.' That **** was just thrown on the floor of the bedroom. If she came to me and said 'pick up', it would be just a few words. "

"Then why didn't she say it directly?" Albert was confused, and he couldn't understand it.

"Of course, Apollin wouldn't say that, otherwise it would be too simple and straightforward. At that moment, we must communicate in the highest level of the wizard's language, that is, Merlin gave us the ability to speak and twist ..." Dracul Mr. pushed his empty glass in front of Albert to fill him up again ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ She looked at me like this, and looked at my underwear again and asked, 'Is this yours? "I bowed my head in surprise, and confirmed again and again, this is not mine ..."

"Uh ... in fact if it's not Mr. Dracul's own, I think it's your turn to ask questions ..." Allen discovered that things are gradually developing and beyond his cognitive domain-in fact, general The situation is that he is complaining that Luna has littered her underwear and panties. "Albert, this matter is still separate. You can't copy it."

"Isn't it! 'What the **** do you want me to do?' This is the only question the husband wants to ask his wife," Mr. Dracul patted his leg. "It's like taking an ancient magic class, but they both Each has its own version of Runi ... so son-in-law, you have to crack the password in their language and behavior by yourself. "

"Uh ... Father, Mr. Dracul ... I have a question to ask ..." Allen, who is considered okay in this regard, asked unexpectedly, "If the other party helps you find other objects, this one What is the password? "

"Allen, don't just drink butter beer ..." Mr. Dracul seemed to forget that Allen's drink was not alcoholic, and he shook his head, "Anyone who takes a bite of fried pork skin will not be drunk like this ..."

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