Chapter 281 I have eaten shit

"My dear little girl, Master Qiongyan, my sister and I have been in tune with each other since we were nine years old..."

Qiongyan, who is also a burly man, acted like a little woman, which really made everyone feel a little uncomfortable.

But at the age of nine, the two sisters...

This matter is really surprising.

Of course, it is also possible that what they said is false.

It is hard to say.

"I have tasted shit..."

"I have peeped at my master's wife taking a bath."

"The spider spirit and I..."

A monk who looks gentle and elegant, openly tells the two or three things about himself and the spider spirit.

Seeing him say this matter so shamelessly, Chen Yun couldn't help but smack his lips slightly.

That was his line.

How come you and the spider spirit...

Are we still in the same path?

However, I am real, and you seem fake.

After all, how could someone say such a shameful thing so openly.

Of course, it is not ruled out that this is a smokescreen deliberately made by others to make you guess it is false.

It's hard to say. After all, they are all Jindan Zhenren, and their minds are more cunning than honeycomb coal. I dare not make a conclusion easily.

Then, what should I say?

Chen Yun has the power of many entries. Normally, he can pass the test by taking out any entry, but he is worried about revealing his secret.

So, he decided to choose an ability that does not look particularly abnormal among the many entries.

For example, [Phoenix Child and Unicorn Son] is definitely not possible, this is too against the sky.

Another example is [Winning Half a Move]...

Just when I thought of this, it was Chen Yun's turn. He cleared his throat and looked around. At this time, he was also stared at by others. Everyone wanted to know whether what he said was true or false.

"I play chess better than gods."

As soon as Chen Yun said this, everyone frowned and speculated.

Because this sentence was too obvious.

Playing chess better than gods.

This is too fake.

But, the more fake it is, the easier it is to be true.

At this time, it was the turn of the next and last person, Uncle Ma Lou. He had been fidgeting and scratching his head.

Mainly because he was too normal and too ordinary.

Ma Lou was a marginal descendant of the second-rate Ma family. He was an honest, enthusiastic and simple person since he was a child. He was very methodical and took one step at a time in both practice and life.

He had a correct outlook on life and never peeked at others taking a bath. He had no special hobbies and did not read any messy banned books.

Therefore, when he looked back at the past, he found that his journey was not very bumpy or smooth.

But he had everything he should have.

He had a beautiful wife in his arms, children and grandchildren under his knees, and parents above his head.

He was ordinary, nothing special.

"It's your turn, Ma Daoyou." Wu Daoping urged.

Ma Lou was at a loss for a moment, not knowing what to say. He scratched his head for a long time before he stammered, "Uh... I, I, I?"

Everyone saw that he was stuttering and couldn't say anything, so they didn't rush him.

"Fellow Daoist Ma, this may not be true. You can make it up, but of course it's best not to let us see it."

A male cultivator with long beard and beautiful hair beside him had a cunning arc of light in his eyes that was not easy to detect.

Everyone with a discerning eye could see that Fellow Daoist Ma would probably be elected as the most boring person. Even if he made it up, it would be easily discovered.

"Okay, okay, Ma and his wife both had their first time on their wedding night..."

Everyone looked at each other about this. In their opinion, this was probably true.

Although normal cultivators would control their desires very much and would not easily reveal their true essence, they often lost their first time very early.

In addition, the cultivation world is relatively open to matters between men and women. Those who can wait until the wedding night to have their first time are indeed one in a billion.

It's over here. Now it's up to the secret realm to decide which two are the most boring.

Chen Yun glanced around and saw that they had either eaten shit or slept with their master's wife, or had stolen their cousin's clothes, or had hooked up with their sister at the age of nine.

Tsk tsk, it's a violation of morals.

All the scum in the world of immortal cultivation gathered here.

Unexpectedly, the only normal person was the square-faced Uncle Ma.

He was so normal that it made people feel abnormal.

At this time, suddenly two lamps shone out from the thick clouds in the sky, locking on Master Qionghua and Master Qiongyan.

It seemed that the secret realm thought that the two people, one who never wore a bellyband and the other who had sex with his sister at the age of nine, were not fun.

Uncle Ma was not the most boring.

"That's great."

Ma Lou breathed a sigh of relief. He finally saved the second day, but there was no hurry. It was not time to be happy yet.

Facing the outcome of being eliminated, the two twin sisters were obviously unwilling to give up easily.

"Sister, what should we do?"

"You and I will each choose one person. If you think it's fake, then you and I don't have to be eliminated." Qionghua Zhenren looked at everyone one by one.

Some of the others laughed, some had deep eyes, some were fearless, and some pretended to avoid eye contact.

Each of them was an old fox, acting, and none of them was in a real psychological state.

"But it's not easy to choose."

Master Qiongyan pursed her lips, pointed her thick fingers at the crowd, and finally her eyes fell on Chen Yun. In his opinion, playing chess better than gods was too ridiculous.

This is impossible.

"Fellow Daoist Chen is offended. Qiongyan thinks you are fake."

Qiongyan pointed at Chen Yun and waited for the response of the secret realm.

The secret realm immediately refuted him a moment later.

"This person is real, Master Qiongyan is eliminated."

Hearing this, the others looked at Chen Yun in surprise. I'm afraid they didn't expect that someone really played chess better than gods.

"Master Qidan, I doubt you have ever eaten shit."

Master Qionghua set his sights on Master Qidan.

"This person is also real, Master Qionghua is eliminated."

"Ah? I didn't expect Master Qidan to have such a perverted taste." Master Qionghua was a little angry and vicious. He looked at everyone fiercely with a look of perversion, with a look of disgust.

Master Qidan covered his old face and was ashamed to see people.

Chen Yun: "......"

Chen Yun estimated that after leaving the secret realm this time, everyone would not come back to see each other again.

"The second day ends."

"The rules for the third day will be updated at midnight tonight."

"Huh!"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and slowly stood up, with awkward expressions, making the atmosphere a little weird.

At this time, someone suddenly said: "You won't believe it, how could I have an affair with my master's wife."

"That's right, I'm just bragging, I haven't eaten dog shit."

"Actually, I'm just scaring people, I'm a real gentleman."

"Who isn't a gentleman? I don't know what shit tastes like, Master Qi Dan. I'm very curious."