Chapter 301 The whole world snipe Xiaomao!

"clatter."

Xiba snorted coldly, raised his palm, pulled out the wooden knife inserted into his long hair, and threw it on the ground casually.

"Little girl, why did you attack me?!"

He Xiba has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, he has a very high quality, and he is quite well-known in the boxing world. Except for villains, he seldom has enemies with others. Why did this girl suddenly attack him?

Team Rocket?

"snort..."

Xiaolan panted slightly, forcibly suppressed the severe pain coming from her abdomen, stood up slowly, stared at the big man in front of her with eyes filled with water and tears.

"Hmph, I, Xiaomao, was just careless today. Next time, I will pierce the wooden knife through your forehead."

Shiba was a little annoyed, and said in a low voice, "Who the hell are you?!"

Hearing this, Xiaolan also straightened her waist, facing this giant who was several heads taller than herself, with an extremely arrogant expression on her round bun face.

"Hmph, I don't change my name when I'm going, and I don't change my surname when I sit down. Xiao Mao in Zhenxin Town is my name!"

Xiaolan showed a provocative look, her tone was not timid, and she continued:

"Next time, Xiaomao from Xinzhen will definitely beat you until your own mother doesn't even recognize you!"

Really Xiaomao from Xinzhen?

Xiba couldn't help frowning, secretly thinking that this is a boy's name.

And this name seems to have been heard there...?

"We meet each other in the mountains and rivers, remember the name of the person who overwhelmed you sooner or later, really Xiao Mao from Xinzhen!"

Xiaolan repeated the name three times, thinking to herself that it should be almost the same, so she turned her head and walked into the jungle behind.

"Let's go, Xiao Bian, Xiao Onion!"

The duck with scallions on the side carried the scallions and followed.

"Bobobo..."

On the other side, the wooden knife thrown on the ground by Shiba suddenly melted into a puddle of pink ooze, and then condensed into a ball. This is actually a cute and changeable monster.

"Change~"

Ditto's body trembled, and followed Xiaolan's figure into the jungle.

"Is it a Ditto? Such a powerful transformation ability, even I didn't notice it..."

Seeing this, Xiba was secretly surprised. After transforming into a dead thing, he was able to deceive his own eyes.

You must know that people with such transformation skills are not uncommon. A young man with superb swordsmanship ability and good at changing costumes, when did such a person appear in our Kanto region?

For a moment, on the bare rocky ground, only Xiba was left standing there, very confused, with a bit of innocence in his eyes, full of puzzlement.

Who am I offending?

I'm just asking for directions, is this going to drive me away?

"Hmph, Xiaomao from Zhenxin Town, I remember you..."

Immediately, Xiba's eyes turned cold. As a powerful alliance king, even if he was targeted, he would not be afraid of anyone!

"By the way, where should Zhenxin Town go...?"

...

Mount Miyazaki.

"hiss..."

Xiaolan circled around a lot, keeping a long distance from Xiba for the time being, and finally couldn't show her arrogant face, clutching her stomach tightly, bending over and squatting on the ground like a shrimp, couldn't help it." Beep, beep, cry out again.

"Damn Jenny, this big guy actually hits a woman!"

This blow of Heihu's heart-piercing old fist did not make her unable to fight on the spot, but it was still a blow to the wind, and it caused great damage to her.

As for why Xiaolan attacked Xiba today, the reason is also very simple.

In the name of her fellow villager Xiaomao, killing and setting fires everywhere, burning and looting, provoking heroes from all walks of life, this is what she has been doing recently.

Xiaolan has always been a loyal girl who is willing to realize the dream of her best friend, and even disregards herself.

"Hmph, since you want to be a flea, I'll make you the most famous flea in the world!"

What's the point of attacking Xiaomao? At most, it would be a beating, to express anger for a while, but it was not happy at all.

In this era of big data, the real fatal thing is to attack a person's reputation!

Those who have attained the Dao will help more than those who have lost the Dao. The answer has already been given in ancient books.

Snipe Xiaomao by himself?

She wants people all over the world to attack Xiaomao together!

"Hiss...it hurts..."

The pain made Xiaolan gasp again, and then she felt a little surprised. She secretly thought that she had been under Bilan's elder sister's personal guidance for a while, and she still couldn't beat an ordinary, muscular hunk?

Bilan: "?"

I only taught you to change clothes and pass the test, when did I teach you how to play with a knife?

I can't do it myself!

Women should use their natural angelic faces to do devilish deeds and play with everyone in the world.

Use a knife, this is what a barbarian would do!

She felt that under her guidance, Xiaolan's direction and painting style were constantly shifting in the opposite direction.

At the beginning, Bilan wanted to cultivate her into a poisonous rose with thorns, stirring up the situation in the dark, and becoming a enchantress with tricks, the kind that could destroy a city with a frown and a smile.

As a result, now Xiaolan is moving closer to the berserker...?

Or maybe it seems to be polluted by the spirit, moving closer to the direction of the wind sword hero...?

"And that guy is no ordinary person, he is Shiba, the King of Fighters."

Bilan couldn't help reminding.

Not only is the Pokémon powerful in battle, but its own physical strength is also outrageous. According to her conservative estimate, it has about 1.5 intelligence levels.

"Good job! I was punched in vain!!"

Xiaolan's eyes brightened immediately, and a bright smile rose from the corner of her mouth. For a while, her smile was like a flower, which was really pretty.

Her mind was already full of images like this:

One day, a young boy with a hedgehog head was bouncing down the road, and then he was dragged into the grass by a sweaty shirtless man jumping out from the grass next to him, punching him unconsciously.

"Hahaha, I really want to fast forward to that day~!"

Xiaolan drew a cake for herself, let the power of the cake wipe away the pain in her stomach, and finally couldn't help but bent over laughing on the spot...

...

"Huh? Isn't this my fellow villager Xiaolan?"

A familiar voice came from the front.

Xiaolan raised her round face subconsciously, and looked in front of her with teary eyes.

"Hahaha, isn't this my fellow Xiaozhi? There are also Teacher Gang and Xiaoxia hahaha..."

In the middle of speaking, Xiaolan didn't collapse again and laughed out loud.

Xiaozhi and the others: "?"

They looked at themselves, secretly thinking, is there anything funny?

"Haha cough cough, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at that Xiaomao, he has been punched and cried by the heavenly king Shiba now hahaha!"

Bilan: "?"

She frowned, and thought to herself that this girl is painting and drawing, can she no longer distinguish between reality and big cake...?

My brain seems to be broken...?