Chapter 54 Blue Coke, Even Pigs Don’t Drink
After finally appeasing Xiao Lan's impulse to commit suicide, the three of them started fishing again.
Since the muddy ground had just been disturbed by a certain flea, there should be no fish hooked in a short time, so Xiao Gang got up and went to the back to get some drinks.
Sure enough, the eldest sister went fishing in the upper class area, which made him feel disappointed for a while.
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"Here."
After a while, Xiao Gang sat back on the bench and threw a bottle of blue Coke to each of them.
Xiaozhi took the drink and took a closer look, then frowned and said in a bad tone:
"Blue? Who do you despise?"
Xiaolan also frowned tightly, and said:
"Well, we all drink red water in Zhenxin Town, and even pigs don't drink the blue happy water."
Wen Yan Xiaogang stood up abruptly, and shouted:
"We all drink blue Coke in Nibi City, and the red ones are used to flush toilets."
The two were suddenly furious and stood up abruptly.
"Isn't the blue toilet cleaner?"
"Isn't there anyone who really likes to drink blue footwashing water?"
"Huh? There must be fools who drink red, don't disgust me."
Xiaozhi Xiaolan: "%#￥@#!!"
Xiaogang: "#￥%#@!!"
The three of them immediately blushed and started arguing, whether to drink red or drink blue. This is a difference in concept, and the serious point can even rise to the level of a country of ethnic belief.
This is the big problem.
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"shudder..."
At this time, the fishing rods set up by the three of them suddenly shook at the same time, and the three of them quickly gave up speaking for their Happy Water and returned their attention to the fishing rods.
"Red, eternal God!!"
With a loud roar, Xiaozhi used all his strength to pull up the mountain, and yanked out the fishing rod.
"Cuckoo..."
A familiar small khaki fish appeared again and landed in front of him.
Xiaozhi: "..."
He backhanded the ugly ugly fish and threw it out again.
Please, don't come, I want the rare Pokémon to be the first!
On the other side, Xiaolan took a deep breath and said:
"Red, eternal God!!"
She pulled out the fishing rod abruptly, and a black shadow rose into the sky again with great momentum.
"Hey. Congratulations to the trainer for getting the item [broken glove (left hand)]."
Her pictorial report.
Xiaolan: "..."
Gan!
Anyway, I completed the right foot of the pair of boots just now! !
Seeing this, Xiao Gang shook his head at the two of them and smiled contemptuously, showing his white teeth, firmly grasping the fishing rod in his hand, and shouting in a deep voice:
"The blue one is the eternal god!!"
In the next second, a shell-shaped Pokémon broke through the water and landed on the deck.
It has a yellow spiral shell, a blue body, and a pair of big black eyes.
"Didi. Ammonite Beast, an ancient Pokémon, has become extinct because the ancients were delicious. Only in the ancient recipes can there be cooking methods recorded."
"Hey. Ammonite Beast, an ancient Pokémon, is considered to be an extinct Pokémon tens of thousands of years ago. Everything about its ecology is a mystery."
The two illustrated books simultaneously issued two versions of the broadcast.
Xiaozhi and the two: "???"
It seemed that he caught something serious again.
Xiao Gang smiled triumphantly, and he really believed in the red happy water, which is a third-rate guy like Xiao Zhi. He used a backhand to subdue the ammonite beast again with an elf ball.
Conquering two fossil Pokémon in a row made him very happy, and he didn't care about the dispute of faith anymore, and said with a smile:
"Hee hee, I'll get you some red ones, remember to drink more, I'll take the rest back to my room and flush the toilet."
Xiaozhi Xiaolan: "..."
Gan!
We are ashamed of Zhenxin Town!
...
Since Xiaogang already got the Pokémon he wanted, he directly quit the game.
The two Fossil Pokémon are not a lot of shit, and he doesn't want to show it.
So he simply broke the broken fishing rod, stopped fishing, just served tea and water for the two of them, and took a sneak peek at the big sisters in bikinis around.
And Xiaozhi continued to be lucky, catching an ugly fish every half an hour, throwing one and catching another.
He even wondered if this ugly fish was knowing that he would not catch it, and was deliberately prostitution for free.
There is one thing to say, what he hates the most in his life is the prostitute.
On the other side, there are already many props around Xiaolan's bench.
【Broken Boots (Left)】【Broken Gloves (Left)】【Broken Socks (Left)】...
There is only one side, and she is wondering if someone is targeting her, Xiaolan!
But when she took a closer look, the flea was still fishing alone not far away, and it was impossible to dive and disgust herself with one-sided boots.
So, is he really old and unlucky QAQ? !
Finally, she fixed her eyes on her side, with a small dimple on her cheek, twisted Nini, and said embarrassedly:
"That... old man, I can't catch Pokémon anyway, why don't you give me your fish? I'll trade these boots for you?"
Hearing that Xiaozhi didn't even think about it, he threw the ugly fish in front of Xiaolan.
The latter suddenly showed a big smile.
She no longer expects any rare Pokémon, and it would be great to catch a carp king.
I saw Xiaolan throwing the elf ball, and the ugly fish on the deck didn't dodge, just being included in it in a daze.
He reminded him to subdue without shaking.
At this time, Xiaolan's illustration book also sounded a mechanical notification.
"Hey. Ugly fish, beautiful Pokémon. Although it looks ugly, it will become the most beautiful Pokémon after evolution. It is very rare."
Xiaolan: "!!!"
Xiaozhi: "???"
He pulled out the illustration book abruptly, and made a gesture to throw a straight ball into the sea.
"You tricked me!?"
"..."
After a while, the illustrated book made a sound.
"Beep. The power is less than 1%, and it has automatically shut down."
Xiaozhi: "..."
Nima, isn’t this illustration book solar-powered, the big yellow ball on it, could it be the moon?
Gan!
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evening.
The fishing competition officially ended and the selection process began.
Someone caught a Gyarados, and someone caught a stinging jellyfish.
Even the author of "The Old Man and the Seafood", the old captain went fishing in person, and finally caught a blue-skinned shark in his sixtieth year.
"Wow, what a big fish, it's a tiger shark!"
"It turns out that there are giant tooth sharks living in our Kanto region?"
The people around were shocked.
And Xiaozhi's trophy is nothing else. After the ugly ugly fish was given to Xiaolan, he couldn't catch any fish anymore, so he had no choice but to hand in the [broken boot (left)] for the selection.
But to his surprise, he actually saw another familiar item.
【Broken boots (right)】.
Followed by a line of small characters.
Contestant: Xiaomao.
Xiaozhi: "..."
Depressed, he finally laughed out loud.
"This Xiaomao is so stupid...hahaha..."
On the other side, a boy with a hedgehog head also laughed.
"This Xiaozhi is so stupid...hahaha..."
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As for the final winner, it was none other than a vigorous girl from Zhenxin Town.
With a ugly ugly fish, Xiaolan dominated the audience and became the champion of this fishing competition.
Many people know the preciousness of Uglyfish, even in its habitat, the Yoshien area, this is an extremely precious Pokémon.
I saw Xiaolan walked onto the stage, held up the microphone, and began to give the championship speech.
"All I have to say is one word."
Her tone sank, and she shouted loudly:
"Coke, only the red one is the champion, the blue one, even pigs don't drink it!!"
Unexpectedly, this sentence was like dropping a super bomb into deep water, and the whole scene suddenly became uncontrollable.
"Hey! The red one is the footwashing water!!"
"Could it be that some pigs really like to drink blue?"
"I'm just a passer-by, so I have to say, the red one really smells like shit."
"Shut up, everyone in Dead Leaf City drinks Hedy, where does the cola come from to flush the toilet!!"
"#￥%@%#@%#￥%!!"
The scene fell into unusual chaos...
Looking at the noisy scene below, Xiaolan, who was standing on the championship platform, showed a flushed expression.
"I finally won glory for Zhenxin Town..."
Tears welled up in her eyes.
...
Taking advantage of the confusion, Xiaolan slipped out with her tongue out, her complacent expression was obviously very satisfied with the start of the group.
She found Xiaozhi immediately, and casually threw him a small card with a rainbow pattern drawn on it.
Seeing the bewildered expression on the latter's face, Xiaolan explained with a smile:
"Hey, this is the prize for the first place. When you pass by Golden Yellow City in the future, you can go to the Rainbow Group there and exchange this card for a magical Eevee."
"According to the host, this Ibrahimovic can evolve infinitely~"
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