Text Chapter 50 The story of the fat man and a thousand pieces of underwear

Lin Zheng, who was hiding in the crowd, smiled, and another stone popped out, but this time there was no sound or movement, and it went straight to the fat man's butt. The strange arc seemed to melt into the air, and then hit a huge part of the fat man!

"Ouch, which bastard hit the fat man's butt?" The fat man felt pain and couldn't help cursing, but his body did not stop, and he didn't look back and continued to run forward quickly.

Lin Zheng was in a good mood, pinching his throat and shouting: "Brothers, pick up the guy who is convenient to greet him!"

This instantly reminded everyone, and everyone took out various hidden weapons or small pieces of low-grade crystals, and even took out fruits. For a while, the sky was full of black and greeted the fat man.

"I poke! That inhuman guy, the fat man will never let you go!" The fat man screamed, and his speed increased by three points, and a variety of hidden weapons fell behind him.

The fat man's speed slowly slowed down under the interference of the crowd. Everyone saw it and was very happy. So this is the trick? So everyone threw all kinds of items more happily.

At this time, the fat man didn't even have the chance to curse. He kept dodging and moving, and then quickened his pace to leave. Just when the fat man was about to distance himself again, the voice that made the fat man run away sounded again.

"Brothers, don't forget to release the spirit beasts, and attack from the sky and the ground!"

"Fuck you @#￥!" The fat man roared in grief and anger, but he didn't dare to stop for a moment!

In an instant, the fat man's situation became more critical. At this time, Lin Zheng had almost finished playing, and quietly withdrew from the crowd. Then Lin Zheng quietly tore a piece of his clothes to cover his face and disappeared on the spot.

At this time, the fat man was running desperately. He knew that if he was caught, his fate would definitely be miserable. The hateful old man, the hateful instigator. Seeing that he was about to be caught by everyone, the fat man gritted his teeth and prepared to launch a trick. Suddenly, a familiar figure appeared in front of him. Before the fat man could react, the man grabbed the fat man and jumped out of the range of the crowd's pursuit. Then the two quickly fled!

The remaining people who threw the remaining pieces behind were the happy people, who instantly stayed where they were.

"What happened just now?"

"Damn! Someone is stealing the business!"

"The gangster Fatty was almost captured by the crowd, and the shameless man picked the fruit with a knife!"

"Don't worry, we will go to the elders to guard, once someone goes to claim the reward, hey, hey!"

So everyone left with a sinister smile, they were ready to wait for Fatty! If you have the guts, don't come!

Speaking of this, Lin Zheng took Fatty away from the pursuit of the crowd, and the two quickly ran to the small house where Lin Zheng used to live. It turned out that Lin Zheng's house was empty, so it became the place where Fatty stayed, not to mention that this place is remote enough, and generally no one would come here!

"Huh!" Fatty said with a rough breath: "Thank you for the help, brother!"

"Hey, who are we following!" Lin Zheng took off his scarf and smiled proudly at Fatty.

When the fat man heard the voice, he jumped up as if his butt was stabbed. He widened his eyes and said, "Damn it! It's you, didn't you go down the mountain? Why did you think of coming back?"

"Hey, I'm going to travel far away, so I came up the mountain to take a look. I didn't expect that you, Fatty, are becoming more and more popular with everyone!"

"Stop talking, my eyes are full of tears!"

"What happened?"

"This has to start not long after you went down the mountain..."

It turned out that after Lin Zheng and the others went down the mountain, the fat man was taken to special training by the old man, and the old man didn't seem to teach the fat man anything, but just took the fat man to harass the female disciples in the sect. However, the old man has a good way to make people take the blame. Every time the fat man is pushed out by the old man to take the blame, especially now that the old man is no longer hiding it, he has more ways to make the fat man stay and take the blame!

"And he actually asked me to steal a thousand pieces of women's underwear before I can become his disciple!" The fat man was full of grief and indignation.

"Huh?" Lin Zheng's face was full of black lines, and then he asked: "How many pieces have you got now?"

"Including today's full 100 pieces!"

"Wow, you are good, one piece every three days in the past year. No wonder the whole family wants to kill you! What happened to those elders?"

"It's the old man's fault. He stole the clothes of several elders and hid them in the back mountain for me to find. He said that one piece is worth ten pieces. At that time, I didn't know that they were the elders' clothes. Just when I succeeded, the old man suddenly appeared and brought a group of people out, so..." The fat man sighed with his face raised!

Lin Zheng tried to hold back his smile and said: "Then you can find another master."

"You are stupid, you should know the old man's ability!" The fat man said with contempt.

"It's your fault, you are a slut, you deserve to be attacked by heaven and earth!" Lin Zheng teased.

The fat man suddenly gnashed his teeth and said, "Wait, say that again."

"You deserve to be attacked from above and below!" Lin Zheng knew something was wrong as soon as he finished speaking. He disappeared from the spot in a flash, and the next moment, the fat man appeared where Lin Zheng had just stood!

"Damn, it's you, it's you who just made a fuss in the crowd and changed your voice. I'm going to fight you!" The fat man was angry and wanted to fight Lin Zheng! You know how thrilling it was just now. If it weren't for the rabbit's conscience, the fat man's hundreds of pounds would have been lost here!

Lin Zheng knew that he was in the wrong, so he quickly took out the large soft armor specially made for Fatty from his ring as a bribe. Fatty stopped and accepted the gift calmly, then stretched out his hand and rubbed his index finger and thumb a few times!

"Not bad! Do you have any more?"

Lin Zheng took out a large bracelet made of Hundred Flower Python skin and handed it over.

Fatty continued to rub his index finger and thumb, and then Lin Zheng kicked it directly.

After a while of noise, the two sat down quietly. Lin Zheng said to the fat man who was playing with the bracelet: "Fatty, I will go down the mountain tomorrow, and then I may have to leave here!"

"Do you need help? What do you do?" Fatty said, holding the bracelet on his chubby hand, not caring that this thing was a bit feminine!

Lin Zheng felt warm in his heart and shook his head, saying, "No need. I'm afraid you can't help me with this matter. If you get involved, it might bring you big trouble!"

"Am I the kind of person who is afraid of trouble? Take this!" After that, the fat man handed over a purple-gold token with a big "Pang" on the front and a big "Shang" on the back.

"This is the token of our Pang family's Chamber of Commerce. As long as you are in our Chamber of Commerce, you can withdraw a certain amount of crystal gold coins at will, and you can also mobilize the Pang family's intelligence network. When the time comes, I will notify my father and let him give the order."

"Yes!" Lin Zheng put away the award token without any refusal. There was no need for politeness between them, but Lin Zheng still remembered this kindness.

"We have to get together tonight. Wait for me to prepare some snacks. Let's have a good drink tonight."

"Well, of course. Let's go. I'm afraid you won't be able to come back alone now that you're famous."

"......"

Not long after, Lin Zheng and Fatty came back with a lot of dishes and drinks, as well as some seasonal fruits. They filled the table like they did a year ago. After they were done, the sky gradually darkened, and Li Ruoshui also came quietly.

The three of them smiled at each other and sat down. They drank several glasses of wine in a row, as if everything was self-explanatory. They didn't expect that a year would pass, and they didn't know if they would have the opportunity to get together again in the future and drink happily under the moonlight like this.

Lin Zheng and Fatty drank a lot of wine, and even Li Ruoshui drank several glasses. The three of them drank to the moon like they did last year, laughing loudly, and the small courtyard was filled with a happy atmosphere.

In the middle of the night, the old man appeared in the courtyard, sitting aside and eating and drinking without any courtesy, and occasionally teasing Lin Zheng and Fatty. The two naturally couldn't stand being outdone, and they responded with words, making a lot of noise.

"Hey, old man, what are your plans?" Lin Zheng leaned against the chair and asked with his head tilted.

"What else can I do? After a while, I plan to take this fat man down the mountain. It's too unchallenging in the sect. This time the target is the homes of various noble families. This kid just doesn't have pressure!"

"Huh?" Fatty was a little dumbfounded.

Lin Zheng and Li Ruoshui have already begun to imagine the scene of Fatty being hunted all over the continent. It's cold, the old man's idea is really weird!

"Hehe, Fatty, come on, I'm waiting to hear the news you spread throughout the wilderness, come on, I believe you!" Lin Zheng teased.

"Master-to-be, you can't play like this, right?" The fat man ignored Lin Zheng and looked at the old man with tears in his eyes. The fat man's huge face made a very cute expression, but it was shocking no matter how you looked at it!

"Tsk, look at your achievements, I'm going to take you to Xiaoliudao in a while! I heard that their saints have been born..."

"Bang!" The fat man fell on his back.

That's a place that ordinary people can go to play! The fat man was already in tears!

The next morning, after the three of them had breakfast, the fat man swaggered to the gate of the mountain in front of everyone's hot and contemptuous eyes, and the old man didn't know where he went.

The fat man didn't care about the group of people behind him at all. He said goodbye to Lin Zheng and the others as if nothing had happened, and then he started to run away in a flash. The next moment, the sound of fighting came out, and everyone kept chasing the fat man. The lively day of Wukongmen began again!

Lin Zheng and Li Ruoshui smiled at each other, looked deeply at the gate of the mountain, and went down the mountain.

After returning to the village, Lin Zheng and Li Ruoshui went to rest for a while. They did not show up for lunch until dinner. They appeared in front of everyone at the same time. Every meal was always the most lively moment. Then, Lin Zheng found that Pi Zi Lang had changed into another pair of big shorts.

After dinner, Lin Zheng's uncle gathered everyone together, including Pi Zi Lang. Lin Chu thought for a while before saying, "There are still seven days left before we act. Before that, everyone should prepare well! Bring all the items you need to carry, and then discuss your ideas. After all, the road ahead is full of uncertainty and various crises. It is very important to take all precautions in advance. Let's discuss it well in the next few days, and then we will act separately."

When the elders dispersed, everyone started to make noise. Lin Chu had said before that they, the young people, would form a group. In this case, everyone would have to be self-reliant for a long time. Although everyone's strength was not weak, there were still many problems that needed to be paid attention to. Moreover, everyone's strength was not enough to run rampant. Besides, everyone's identity was too sensitive. Who knew if anyone in this wild continent would recognize them! Lin Wen's eyes flashed with a gleam of brilliance. He carefully analyzed everything, and then everyone went to prepare. Everyone still trusted Lin Wen's mind very much, so everyone dispersed. In the next few days, if there were any ideas, everyone would discuss them collectively!

There are still seven days left, big brother, wait for me, I will find you no matter what! Wild Continent! Here I come! I hope you can bring me enough surprises!

Just as Lin Zheng was preparing for a new challenge, a fat figure flew over the sky where the female disciples of Wukong Mountain lived...

PS: I made it to the list! I hope you will support me! Thanks to Fengfeng for his advice, and thanks to Damo. As a newcomer, I definitely have a lot of shortcomings, so I hope you can give me more advice! I'm going to go eat, and if you have red tickets, please vote for me! Otherwise, the fat guy will steal one of your clothes...