Chapter 75
"Oh? Why are you so upset?"
"D-No thank you! Is that what you want to hear?" He asked sarcastically.
"No. What I want to hear from you is when you intend to teach me again."
"Why do you want me to teach you? You don't have a love life! you don't have a girlfriend or maybe you don't have a girlfriend so what? Tell me why I'm going to teach you, what's your reason?"
"I just want to know, is that forbidden? Is it necessary to have a love life for people like that?"
"Have you ever liked a girl?" It's a straight question.
"Maybe...yes, maybe...no."
He faced me with his arms crossed.
"Don't you hate me?"
"I don't know."
"I just don't want to teach you! I already said enough, right?!"
"Why? Are you scared? you're scared that you might fall for me or are you already falling--" I was surprised when he slapped me.
"I-I'm willing to t-teach you!"
"I think you just said that to make me forget when you slapped me!" I insisted.
"I'm not sorry! It's you, what you're saying is why he slapped you!" At the same time, he pointed to the palm he used to slap me.
"Kase? Really? Am I right?" I'm pissed
"I guess you want part 2 right?"
"Not with a kiss but with a slap. What do you want? Go shopping?" She's really cute...
"Okay fine, I'll forget about you slapping me as long as..."
"...now let's start."
His eyes widened as he stared at me now.
"B-Tomorrow,"
"Right now."
"Can I do it later?"
"Can we now?"
"Just tell me, if you just want to kiss me again, you can do it! Just admit that you are the one who likes me, hey! I'm talking to you! Where are you going, mate, you're useless to talk to!" He shouted at me.
"Damn! let's talk later when you're done with it! My god Elyse, your ears hurt!"
"What's funny?" I asked him with a frown.
"You're just so cute." He laughed again and came closer to squeeze my cheek.
"Ouch! It hurts!" I complain. it still doesn't let go of my cheek.
"W-What the-- what is that for!?" This question surprised me because I quickly kissed him on the lips.
"Practice." I answered with a shrug.
His jaw almost dropped at my answer.
"You know what that was quick, let me try it again."
"A-Ah, b-I think you're crazy--" he was quiet when I pulled him and quickly kissed him again.
"Wow, amazing..." We both looked to our side and I saw Elizabeth don standing there in shock as we both stared at each other.
"Is it you?" We were both smiling widely.
"No, sweetie it's wrong--"
"How wrong Mommy? eh, did I see you two kiss?"
"Yes, your mom and I have a relationship now. She just answered me and I was so happy that I kissed her. I'm sorry Elizabeth, you really saw that."
"Eh? You're flirting with my Mommy? Why are you two in denial, Daddy Xander?" He asked me in surprise.
"Your mommy is too shy to admit it to you." I notice how they look at me together.
"Alright, come on Elizabeth, you'd better sleep first so you can grow up and then your Mommy and I will wake you up when it's time to eat."
I was surprised when he hit me.
"What was that for?!" This is an annoying question.
"That's like lying to my son!" I shouted even though he was only close to me.
"You should thank me. Is this the way you thank me?"
"What are you doing! I'm serious Xander! You shouldn't have done that, you shouldn't have lied to him. What if he finds out the truth--"
"Why? what is the truth?" I asked him seriously.
"That we really don't exist and that we will never be." He promised me.
"So, what do you plan to tell your son about what he saw earlier? Why don't you tell him that it's nothing, that we're just friends. you yourself said that no friends kiss. Go ahead, maybe your son will imitate you, maybe when he comes to school he will kiss his male classmates."
"What? Am I right?"
"You told my son that we have a relationship since that day. then how are we going to act and treat each other now?"
"Let's act like a sweet couple in front of her, simple." I spit.
"Wow, if you could just do that! When you have experience even holding hands--wait don't come near me, h-hey what the hell..." He is constantly backing away because I am also steadily moving closer to him. Look at it seriously now.
"You always tease me that I have no experience...what? Do you want to be my first? Wanna be my first experience hmm?"
"H-Huh? B-It's just a joke, you're so p-bent!" it stammered.
"Just kissed me last night and then all of a sudden it's like that." He whispered to himself.
"What??" I asked, as if I didn't hear what he said.
"W-Nothing,"
He frowned so I immediately kissed him smack on the lips.
"Hey what's up! if you can kiss me there, I'm going to love you!" He said angrily while punching me in the chest.
I just laughed at him. "Why? Isn't it?"
"What?! Are you crazy!"
"That's what I said to your daughter earlier, that we have a relationship am I not right?" I remind you.
"Um? are we sweet to each other right now? Is this sweet for you? We're not even holding hands, hugging or kissing--"
"My god shut up! You really know nothing about a relationship!"
"That's why you teach, right?"
"What?? It's not about the conversation I'm going to teach you, we're just talking about kissing Xander, you're so abusive!"
"Okay, fine. I'll pay you."
"The heck? Is that how you think of me? It looks like money? What do you think when money is involved I will agree huh?! well let me tell you that you are not wrong. So, how much is your budget?"
"Seriously?"
"Joke! Just kidding! Do you really think I'll agree because you said you'd pay me money? If you're thinking that, you're losing your mind!"
"10k,"
"What do you think I'm a pimp huh?!"
He crossed his arms.
"20k,"
"I'm not burikat duh!"
"Okay, 50k."
"Are you sure it's fifty thousand or maybe it's fifty pesos? Then where are you going to get the money anyway??"
"None of your business."
I promise.
"Of course I'm good because you're going to give me the money. What if you stole the money, I'll feel sorry for you!"
"What do you think is my job? Stealing? Or what do you think of me a thief? Are you stupid?"
"There you are again! stop calling me stupid!"
"Okay, go ahead and tell me. What is your job? Do you really have a job or do you just f-feel like you have a job?"
"Stop asking, I won't tell you."
"Aha! You don't want to say that maybe the job you are applying for is illegal, what? Am I right huh?!"
"Do you think I'm the type of person who does or runs an illegal business?"
"Just kidding, you really can't joke."
"Alright, I'll just cook now."
"I'll put it away."
"Thank you,"
"I'm good at singing, right? Right??"
"Yes, it's so good that I'm going to cut off my ears and want to come out of my ears just to applaud you."
"Come here, I'll sing for you too."
"I want to punch you slowly, holding hands, eyes closed--"
"Are you going to trip me up! I can punch you, tsk!" He turned his back on me and finished what he was cooking.
"Aren't you tired of this dish? Hotdog?" This is a question.
"If you're getting fed up, you can buy your own dish."
"Ouch!" It groaned with pain.
I pulled his hand. "Don't you know how to be careful huh?!"
"You're so clumsy!" I yelled at him.
"Are you okay?"
"Be careful sometimes!"
"What's going on in your little brain?"
"My little brain? Do you want a fight??"
"Just cook--"
"I'm done cooking."
He let go of my hand and sat on the chair. "Wake up Elizabeth first."
"Why?" I want to ask.
"You're probably going to eat?" Question this promise.
"What? Am I going to wake him up or you?"
"I'll be the one to wake up my daughter! I'm just excited, can't wait?" He tortured me before leaving.
