Chapter 505 Sirius: What? Can My Love Letters Talk? Still Reading It Out In Public At The Ministry O

Sirius pressed the parchment in front of him tightly.

"Blake, are you sure... that after I send this letter, she really won't throw me into Azkaban for harassing a senior official of the Ministry of Magic?"

Blake grabbed the parchment on Sirius' table with all her strength, "Don't worry, absolutely not! As long as she receives your letter, she will definitely toss and turn, and even dream about you! It won't take long for her to fall in love with you again! Moreover, I will help you pay the fine."

"You...you didn't lie to me, did you? Blake...maybe...maybe it was a nightmare?" Sirius said anxiously.

With Blake fooling around and Harry fanning the flames, the tough-minded Sirius still couldn't escape the law of true fragrance and was tricked into writing a love letter...

"Bring it here! Now that you've decided, why are you so timid?" Blake grabbed the parchment in front of Sirius. "You guys, haven't you always been fearless in the past? Why did you become so angry when you met Amelia? It seems like you, old guy, must have done a lot of excessive things to others in the past."

Sirius began to shake his head, "Don't talk nonsense, I have done anything excessive..."

But his eyes were wandering, and even Harry could tell that his godfather didn't mean what he said.

"No one still hates you that much?" Blake said reluctantly. "Let me tell you, the more people hate you now, it means the deeper you hurt them before! In other words, you have to pay more energy and cost~"

Sirius wanted to say something else, but suddenly, he saw Blake holding a wand and casting a spell on the parchment...

"You...what are you doing?" Sirius suddenly had an unpleasant feeling in his heart.

"Oh, this is a little magic for my transformation." Blake said enthusiastically.

"Little magic of transformation? No! You are making a roaring letter!" Sirius was shocked.

Now Amelia wants to throw him into Azkaban, and she even sends him a shouting letter? This is simply too long-lived!

"I told you it was a transformation... As long as it is properly transformed, the roaring letter can also be turned into a loving confession letter!" Blake said as he finally poked the letter paper with his wand.

"Wow!"

The letter suddenly levitated and formed the shape of a mouth.

Sirius said in horror: "I will not record a roaring letter for you!"

The method of making a roar letter, except for a series of magic spells, is actually similar to recording a loudspeaker.

After you finish recording, you can send it out and then play it with a loud sound...

That's why Sirius waved his hands repeatedly after seeing the letter that turned into the shape of a mouth.

"I told you it's not a roaring letter... it's a loving confession letter." Blake explained while checking the "howling letter".

"But...I didn't say anything in the letter...nor would I agree to say anything in the letter!"

A shouting letter will not be effective if it is not recorded. When Sirius thought of this, he felt certain in his heart.

"I know you are thin-skinned, so...there is no need for you...Blake smiled and waved the magic tool.

Then Sirius felt like he was frozen in place, unable to speak or move...

After taking control of Sirius, Blake cleared his throat and pointed his wand at his own throat.

Immediately afterwards, Sirius's voice came from Blake's mouth.

"Dear Amelia..."

Sirius' scalp exploded all of a sudden!

He finally understood what Blake wanted to do... Thinking of the time now, Amelia might be in a meeting, and this letter would most likely appear in front of Amelia.

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Although senior officials in the Ministry of Magic have methods to avoid receiving shouting letters, but...the person who sent the letters is Blake...how can those people in the Ministry of Magic stop Blake's methods?

A picture appeared in Sirius' mind...

A letter was floating in front of Amelia, and then her own voice came out, speaking in extremely disgusting words...

At that time, there might be other senior officials of the Ministry of Magic sitting next to Amelia, or they might be other Ministry of Magic employees... You can imagine it with your toes. Amelia at that time must have been a murderer. He has all his heart...

Sirius tried to put himself in Amelia's shoes and think about what he would do if he encountered this situation...

...Amelia will definitely come to the door in person! And she will bring the entire Auror office with her! After she is tied back to the Ministry of Magic, she will torture herself with the Cruciatus Curse for several days and nights. Finally, throw them into Azkaban, or just pull a few dementors and treat yourself as a sumptuous dinner...

Sirius's eyes turned gray, "It's over, goodbye, this world, my life, I have no regrets, there are probably some things I regret...

At this time, Blake had already written the letter he had guided Sirius to write into his confession letter.

Sirius just watched helplessly as he put the letter into the envelope, and then asked Harry's owl Hedwig to deliver it to Amelia...

Sirius even saw Blake casting magic on Hedwig and said, with this magic, no one can stop you and so on...

After everything was over, Blake removed the magic from Sirius.

"Haha..." Sirius smiled like a living dead, and his face was even whiter than the Inferi. He took the parchment and quill from the table.

"Sirius...what's wrong with you?" Harry asked his godfather nervously.

"It's nothing, Harry, you have to live a good life by yourself in the future, your godfather may not be able to accompany you anymore...

Then Harry saw Sirius at the top of the parchment, with the word "Suicide Note" written on it...

"Sirius, are you okay?" Blake pouted.

"As for that? Do you know that if you do this, Amelia will definitely come and bury me in person..." Sirius said sadly and angrily.

"Of course I know! Maybe she will hang you up and give you medical treatment for three days and three nights before she buries you." Blake said.

Sirius stared and said, "Then you are still doing this?"

"This is a necessary step!" Blake said angrily: "Only in this way will she come to you in a rage. Otherwise, your letter will be thrown into the trash can without even reading it!"

"But...but what's the point of this? Even if her attention is attracted to me, I am only mocking you with this letter...I... .I will be miserable!" Sirius almost cried.

"Misery? That's right! Aren't you miserable enough now?"

"What...what do you mean?"

"First of all, your performance was changed!" Blake said.

"..." Sirius was confused by Blake's words, "Why...why do I have to be beaten?"

"The beating is to vent her anger! You have abandoned her for so many years, and you should be beaten to vent your anger. Isn't it right?"

Sirius was silent for a while, then sighed, "It should...

"People are like this, they need to vent their emotions... If she beats you up and gets angry, she might be able to calm down and reason with you."

Sirius said: "After being beaten, you want to reason with her? Hey... it seems to make sense..."

"Shit! Are you trying to reason with a woman? You don't know how to write the word death!"

"Ah? Then you just said..."

"I mean, after she beats you, she might tell you... her reasons!" Blake emphasized the word "she".

Sirius looked at Blake in astonishment, "But...then what?"

"Then... Didn't I just say that you are already miserable? Women... especially Hufflepuffs like Amelia, definitely have great compassion! When the time comes,

After taking the beating in silence, just start showing off! Wait until she feels pity for you, and that's your chance!"

"I'm miserable? I...why am I miserable? I'm not miserable at all." Sirius didn't quite understand.

Although he was indeed a little miserable before, he is still very happy now. His younger brother is back. Although he is as arrogant as ever, at least he is reconciled. He still started his own career and was often with his godson. Except when James was still alive, there was no happier life than now. Therefore, he didn't feel miserable at all. How could he? Selling?

"Aren't you miserable?" Blake started to pinch his fingers, "My best friend died tragically, and I was unjustly imprisoned for more than ten years..."

"That's all in the past."

"Don't worry! Listen to me!" Blake continued: "My best friend died tragically, and I was imprisoned unjustly for more than ten years. You finally cleared your name and rescued your brother. Unexpectedly, not only did your brother not be grateful to you, but you He was kicked out by his younger brother and had to live in a Muggle community......

"Ah?" Sirius was stunned, "No..."

But his words were blocked by Blake's look.

Blake continued: "I was kicked out by my younger brother, and I am all alone. I want to live with my godson, but my godson would rather live in the house of my hated aunt and uncle than live with you!"

Harry opened his mouth in astonishment. He wanted to retort that it was not that he did not want to live with his godfather, but that Dumbledore did not allow him to leave his aunt's house...but he did not dare to interrupt Blake.

Blake continued: "You had no choice but to shamelessly live next to your godson's aunt's house in an attempt to win your godson's favor, but your godson still ignored you. Although he had to come to your house as a guest sometimes, he I don’t even want to stay at your house for even one night!”

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"When you are lonely, you think of the old love you gave up because of friendship, so one day you start to visit at home with flowers, wanting to relive the old love, but unexpectedly, you are kicked out and the flowers are thrown to you. His head was ridiculed by everyone, and his dignity was trampled on..."

Sirius was stunned for a moment after hearing this, "Are you... are you really talking about me?"

"It's you."

"it's me?"

"Can you tell me whether it's miserable or not?" Blake asked back.

"It's so miserable... I almost couldn't hold back my tears... But you're not talking about me at all!"

"No! He can be you!" Blake said firmly.

Harry whispered: "Why do I hear you saying these words? It's like I'm reading an article by Rita Skeeter..."

"That's not important! It's just a bit of media writing... What's really important is that the results I said above are all true! Look, your brother was rescued, and then, did you move out? Did you move to a Muggle community and move next door to Harry? Does Harry still live at his aunt's house every day? Did you ask for reconciliation with flowers? Did you throw flowers on your head and drive him back? ?”

Sirius was stunned for a moment after hearing this, "It seems...it is indeed...

Although the reason is not as tragic as Blake said, the result is not much different...

Blake patted Sirius on the shoulder and said: "So...you are so miserable, and you still can't arouse the pity in the heart of Amelia, such a kind-hearted Hufflepuff?"

"I understand!" Sirius' eyes became firm, but only for two seconds, and then he said worriedly: "Are you sure she will only beat me up instead of casting a death curse upon meeting?"

"No. You just need to have a steady meal, and then be honest and miserable. As for how to be miserable...you, who is known as the Love Saint of Fogwarts, don't need me to teach you, right?"

According to the spy reports spread by his huge intelligence network in the Ministry of Magic, Amelia was distracted at least thirty-five times during the meeting for most of the day after expelling Sirius this morning. She took a break at noon. I was in a daze for at least ten minutes while eating, including three minutes of looking at the green plants on my desk, two minutes of looking out the window, and five minutes of looking at the blank parchment in front of the spring...

From this it can be seen that Amelia is not really as determined as she says... She must still have some special feelings for Sirius.

Ministry of Magic, conference room.

Amelia was stunned......

Not only her, but Fudge, Scrimgeour, and dozens of other senior officials in the conference room were stunned.

Because at such a serious meeting, while Amelia, the director of the Legal Enforcement Department, was still speaking, "Sheng Ben received a "call letter"

This roaring letter was opened directly... Even an experienced Auror like Scrimgeour, the Director of the Auror Office, could not prevent it from being opened. There is no way to even isolate the voice of this roaring letter………

Then... "Sirius"'s gentle voice resounded throughout the entire conference room... and even penetrated the originally soundproof conference room...

Five minutes later, people discovered that this roaring letter turned out to be a different kind of love letter...

After everyone listened on pins and needles, everyone's eyes turned to Amelia, whose face was ashen.

At this time, Amelia's body had become murderous, and Fudge couldn't help but sit a little further away.

Seeing that everyone was silent, Suiji had no choice but to break the silence himself.

"Ahem... Amelia, do you need help? What Sirius did is really too much..."

Before Fudge finished speaking, the roaring letter burned in the air, and then, among the ashes, a large bag of gold galleons fell out...it looked very heavy!

There was a note on the bag, clearly written in large font, it was the fine that Sirius had prepared long ago...

Fudge immediately shut up, but of course, he was happy in his heart.

Oops, I just sent a letter and brought something with me... I won’t do it again!

Amelia stood up silently, "Sorry, Mr. Minister, I may need to go out and deal with my personal matters."

"Of course! Ahem... Do you need help?"

"unnecessary!"

Amelia held her wand and walked out.

Fudge looked at her back and was already mourning for Sirius in his heart.

"For the sake of Jin Gallon, may Merlin protect you...I will mourn for you, my friend...Ding".