Chapter 52
HONEY IN THE CITY SEASON 2: CHP 7 – Goodluck Grand plan
Johnson got to Nairobi and to his house where he relaxed waiting for the following day to dawn which was on a Sunday. He even lied to Joyce that he was headed for Namanga as he went to sleep.
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The following morning, Johnson woke up and did some cleaning. He washed his clothes, cleaned the house and made his place as tidy as he could.
Joyce called to know where Johnson was. As usual, Johnson said he was at border point and will call her once the deal is done.
By afternoon, Johnson’s buddies went to visit him.
“Guys, it was a success, I nailed the bitch.” Johnson told his buddies. They were Goodluck, Rodrick and Kevin.
“How much did you get from her?” Goodluck asked Johnson with a wide smile.
“150,000.” Johnson told Goodluck.
The guys laughed hard.
“Wow! that was great!” Kevin told Johnson.
“You know the drill. We are brothers.” Rodrick said.
“Sure, I know.” Johnson said and went inside. He got some cash from the money he had. Each of them was to get Kshs 10,000 and Johnson was to remain with the rest.
Johnson gave them the money.
“Guys, and if you get a nice deal, always be honest. We are a brotherhood. We share a lot on how to nail these women. They have taken from men for so long it is our turn to eat them.” Goodluck, who was more of the team leader told them.
“We will always be together. What is your deal? You had something you wanted us to discuss.” Johnson told Goodluck.
“Guys, I think we should just do this job only and stop with other works.” Goodluck said.
“I am against such an idea. I love working so that it will not make people suspicious of where I get money to life the style I love.” Rodrick said.
“Me too, I rather be working.” Johnson said.
“Ok, that was not the thing we were to discuss today, but my mission will need serious dedication from you guys. There is this woman I have been fucking, she 10 years older than me and has money. I have managed to convince her of a business deal involving exportation of some flowers that make perfumes. Apparently, I have convinced her that the only place we can get those flowers is deep interior in Kajiado, place called Lipatimmro.” Goodluck told them.
“Eh! Where is that?” Johnson asked.
“You can look in Google map.” Goodluck told them.
They all googled fast.
“By the way, remember to discard that line once you are done lying to your Nakuru woman.” Goodluck told Johnson.
“By tomorrow I will.” Johnson said.
“Now, here is the deal. I have told this woman I am a business man. I have the tender to supply the flowers to Germany. I want one person to be my contact person in Lipatimmro, that is deep in Maasai land. You are to be there. Pose as a farmer.
Then one of you is supposed to get the flowers and come deliver them to us in Nairobi. To me and the woman, I will give my own money. Now, here is the trick, I am to buy each KG from you at Kshs 2,500. I want you to deliver flowers of 200 kg. I have done the maths, that is half a million. Are you following me?” Goodluck asked them.
“Yes.” Kevin answered.
“So, after I buy the flowers from you at 0.5 million. I am to export the flowers. My buyer in Germany is buying my flowers at Kshs 6,000 meaning I will have made a good profit. Let us do the maths now….
200 kg times 6,000 that gives us Kshs 1.2 million.
The woman will be with me as I do the deals so that she will get fully convinced that it is a clean deal. But here is where the game comes to materialize.
In the second round of buying the flowers, you, will come and tell me that the remaining flowers are 2,000 kg, enough to fill a small canter. I will convince her that we are in business together and each one of us can give half the amount so that we can go and get the flowers to export to Germany.
That means, doing the maths…” Goodluck opened the calculator from his phone and began to do the summation.
He then continued, “I will contribute 1,000 kg times 2,500 that will be 2.5 million. She will contribute the remaining half 2.5 million so that we can go and buy the flowers together in Lipatimmro. You get it?
So, weare to arrive to Lipatimmro together with her, spend a night at one of the hotels, I give her a fuck, a good fuck for that matter.
The following day, we are to meet with whoever shall be in Lipatimmro to seal the deal, we give you the money, and you give us the flowers ready for export.
However, I will get another sudden business to go and do somewhere and since she will have gotten to be my business buddy who trusts me, I will let her go with the flowers to meet my exporter in Nairobi, who will be one of you guys. I will call you and tell you to wait for her at airport. Then both of you will get communicating from time to time, keep calling her on my behalf to ask her where she has reached. I will also keep calling her to know where she has reached with the flowers.
When she gets in Nairobi, and you are so sure she is in Nairobi, alert me. I switch off my phone, you switch off your phone and each one of us will go missing.
That way, we will have made Kshs 2.5 million from her like that. I know she has the money, she is a big time business woman who operates sometimes from India. Any questions?” Goodluck asked them.
Everyone was silent for a while.
“Damn!” Johnson said, “This sounds like a money heist grand plan! Where the hell did you get that concept?”
“I just thought about it.” Goodluck said calmly. “I have been dating this woman for about 5 months, it is now harvest time. I came to know her through Facebook.”
“Ok, now let us get the roles.” Kevin said.
“How should we wear?” Rodrick asked.
“Buy nice business suits and shoes, Carry briefcases. Appear like international business people, behave like one. Speak proper English while at it. Now, we also have to hire cars. I know all of you can drive, you need to get nice cars from car hire that can make someone believe you are such a great and successful business person. Women get carried away by men who drive nice and sleek cars. Personally, the day I am coming to pay first money from my own pocket, I shall come with a hired Mercedes Benz which goes at Kshs 30,000 per 24 hours.
I know she knows I am a top business person from how we interact.” Goodluck said.
“Tell us a little bit of your romantic history together.” Rodrick requested.
“I have been with her close to 6 months, in those 6 months, I have taken her to Villa Rosa Kempinski for a night out, I have bought for her few very nice dresses, on her birthday I bought for her a complete lingerie, some wine and took her out Villa Rosa.
I have made sure to always send her a romantic card every month as an anniversary to celebrate our love together. Then since she is a rich single mother whose son is in high school, I paid for her son one term school fee, of course she had paid a whole year and just saved the money so that she can pay the following year. In short, she knows I am a top notch and serious business man and she has trusted me on a few deals involving several hundred thousand of money.
Like there is this time I took upon myself to refurnish her house. She gave me Kshs 225,000 to go and buy the leather seats for her and I got the best.” Goodluck said.
“Does she know where you live?” Johnson asked.
“Yes, but that will be taken care of the night we shall sleep with her in Lipatimmro. I have organized with a certain company that deals with moving people and they shall move my items to another house that night. The caretaker shall know so that he will not be surprised to see people moving my goods at night.” Goodluck said.
“Ok, for how long should we prepare for this?” Kevin asked.
“Within one month, and then I will have convinced her.” Goodluck told them.
“Roles?” Johnson asked.
“I wanted you to go and be the farmer in Lipatimmro. Your physique looks like a strong farmer.” Goodluck told Johnson.
Johnson smiled and said, “Ok, that is easier for me. I hate suits.”
“But be a decent farmer.” Goodluck told him.
“Then, Kevin, you shall be the one to transport the flowers to Nairobi the first time. Then Rodrick here shall be the one to be our exporter. You shall write a cheque for me right there as the woman sees to cert
