Chapter 582: Are you trying to kill me?
Lingshan.
In Zixiao Palace.
"Where is this catastrophe?"
Hongjun looked at everyone and asked.
After all, it is such an important catastrophe, and now there seems to be traces of the little evil stars intervening.
He had to pay attention to it, otherwise it would take who knows when to complete it!
"Report to the master, the two of us who are seeking scriptures are almost at Zhujie Mountain, where there is a nine-headed lion spirit!"
Hearing Hongjun's question, Yuanshi hurried back.
"This nine-headed lion spirit only eats for the sake of eating, and I don't think it will have any intersection with the master and the disciple."
Jieyin thought about it and said with a smile.
"That's right! After experiencing so many strange disasters, I don't think Tang Seng and Sun Wukong will kill themselves!"
Zhunti nodded in agreement.
I was defeated by the Green Bull Spirit and suffered a great loss. This time, I am not in the mood to talk.
Hongjun nodded when he heard what everyone said.
I am afraid that there will be problems again. It's good that nothing is wrong!
Zhujie Mountain.
After a long journey, Tang Seng and the monkey finally arrived here.
"Wukong, let's hurry up! There are so many mountains and forests here, maybe there will be monsters!"
Looking around worriedly, Tang Seng immediately suggested to the monkey.
"With me here, there's nothing to be afraid of! My golden hoop has been thirsty for a long time!"
The monkey said with a firm face and disdain.
Monster?
I'm waiting for monsters!
With so many treasures, will they allow me to break through the sub-sage realm?
The monkey suddenly became excited when he thought of this.
At this moment, a figure suddenly appeared.
This figure was fat and had a big belly.
Like a pampered landowner!
"You are Sun Wukong and Tang Seng, right?"
Jiu Ling Yuansheng touched his belly and said to the monkey Tang Seng.
"That's right, what kind of monster are you? How dare you block the road here!"
The monkey immediately stepped forward, his eyes narrowed slightly and his momentum was awe-inspiring.
He's finally here!
Tang Seng, this bald donkey is great!
Whatever you say will come true.
Moreover, this monster looks like a bear, so its strength is probably not that great!
Tang Seng glanced at the monkey, and it was a bit arrogant.
But it seemed more reliable, Tang Seng couldn't help but think with relief.
"I am Jiuling Yuansheng from Jiuqu Panhuan Cave in Zhujie Mountain. I heard that Tang Seng is a high-level monk. I..."
Jiuling Yuansheng seemed to have just eaten, and burped in the middle of his speech.
When Tang Seng heard this, he thought it was a monster with a Buddhist heart!
Is it here to discuss Buddhist scriptures with me?
That's fine, as long as it's not poetry!
"Yes, yes! I am Tang Seng, who has been comprehending Buddhism all my life, and now I am going west to seek the true scriptures!"
Thinking of this, Tang Seng hurriedly put his hands together and said devoutly.
"That's right! The high-level monk has tender skin and delicious taste. Come back to the cave with me. I just need some meat recently!"
Jiuling Yuansheng nodded, smacked his lips and looked at Tang Seng and said.
Tang Monk: ???
I am discussing Buddhism with you, and you want to eat me?!
"How dare you! You man-eating monster! Look at the stick!"
Sun Wukong on the side was furious. This is actually a man-eating monster.
Raise the golden hoop and hit!
Bang!!!
Jiu Ling Yuansheng casually slapped the golden hoop away and scratched his head:
"Why are you so rude? Hit me with this stick?"
Tang Monk and Sun Wukong were dumbfounded!
Fuck!
Is this monster practicing iron head skills?
How can nothing happen!
The monkey didn't believe it, raised the golden hoop and swung it away like sweeping thousands of troops.
Bang!!!
Jiu Ling Yuansheng pinched the golden hoop and frowned at the monkey.
As if to say, it's useless!
Monkey Tang Monk was stunned!
Nick!
The attack is ineffective?
How is it possible!
What kind of monster is this?
Then, a fist as big as a casserole hit the monkey fiercely.
Boom!
A human-shaped pit appeared on the ground next to Tang Seng, and the monkey was trapped in it with stars in his eyes.
"That's right! This monkey has a treasure!"
Jiu Ling Yuan Sheng slapped his head and muttered to himself.
In the panicked eyes of Tang Seng, he walked up and pulled up the monkey.
Then he took off the armor first, and then went to find other magic weapons.
Then he clapped his hands, took the monkey in one hand and grabbed Tang Seng in the other hand and went back to the cave.
"Haha! Look, this bald donkey is about to piss!"
Xiao Tangtang clapped his hands and said with a smile.
"Hey! How did this stupid lion catch the monkey?"
"Does he want to eat the monkey?"
Xiao Mengmeng tilted his head and asked in confusion.
"It's okay! Let him abuse the monkey and then release it, the effect will be better!"
Xiao Tangtang touched his chin, his eyes sparkling.
Xiao Susu smiled and nodded in agreement.
Lingshan.
At this time, Lingshan Mountain was somewhat silent, and the gods and Buddhas looked grim.
"No way? Encountered another strange disaster?"
"It feels like it, this nine-headed lion has invincible defense!"
"It shouldn't be, you see the layers of fat shaking during the fight, it's probably the manifestation of the Great Dao!"
"This lion turned the food it ate into defense!"
"It doesn't matter!... He wants to eat Tang Monk!"
I don't know who said that he wants to eat Tang Monk.
As a result, the gods and Buddhas of Lingshan Mountain were stunned and dumbfounded!
The great cause of obtaining the scriptures ended in vain?
At this time, the Four Saints of Buddhism in Zixiao Palace seemed to have thought of it.
Just as he was about to take action, Hongjun hurriedly dissuaded him:
"Don't panic, Tang Seng is a man destined to seek scriptures, it won't be that easy to get into trouble!"
Hearing Hongjun's words, the saints nodded and sat quietly.
Then everyone continued to pay attention to the situation in the cave.
Although that's what they said, if something really happened, it would be over.
Nine bends lingered in the cave.
Jiuling Yuansheng threw the monkey down, then grabbed Tang Seng and tried to strip him.
"My king! What are you going to do?"
Tang Seng had a bad premonition in his heart, and his body couldn't help but tremble.
Does this monster have any intentions towards me?
"Strip your clothes, I'll give you a bath later, wash you clean... and then how to cook it?"
Said Jiuling Yuansheng, he was a little embarrassed.
Should it be braised, steamed or roasted?
Jiuling Yuansheng kept muttering in his heart, a little tangled!
"My king! Spare my life! I am not good at eating!"
"My monk can give me a massage, does my king need it?"
Tang Seng wanted to cry, this guy really considered eating himself.
"Massage? What is that?"
Jiuling Yuansheng was stunned for a moment and asked.
When Tang Seng heard that there was a chance, his unique talent was indeed useful!
Then he let Jiuling Yuansheng lie down and started to give him a full body massage.
"The effect is okay, but... can you bald donkey use more strength? Why do you look like you haven't eaten!"
Jiuling Yuansheng looked very happy at first, but then said with an impatient look.
"Okay, okay! I'll use more strength, my king, wait a moment!"
Tang Seng was seen sweating profusely while massaging with his bare chest, and the ferocious look on his face seemed to be using all his strength.
But Jiuling Yuansheng was full of fat, so only 30% of his strength was effective.
Tang Seng was about to cry, this is too hard to press, right?
Damn!
This is going to kill me!
The injured monkey not far away turned his head speechlessly.
This scene is really a bit eye-catching!
Do you like to be naked like this now?
The monkey shook his head, looking puzzled... (End of this chapter)
