Chapter 837 My stupid Ou Doudou can't be so cute

Kill and feed the dogs?

However, my dog ​​does not eat human flesh... I will only super-decompose the carcass, which is also environmentally friendly.

Zhong Yuan blinked.

Ulysses was startled, and suddenly felt that his brother was a little cute.

What are you doing blinking your eyes at this time?

He must agree with his brother's idea.

The atmosphere between the brothers (pseudo) was relaxed, and Ulysses had a warm smile on his face.

On the contrary, the bartender's face began to turn pale and he stood behind the bar awkwardly.

Since the bar was booked by the wealthy people of Mao Xiong Country, the bar specially hired a bartender who understood their language to serve them, so as to avoid not understanding the customers’ orders.

The topics these two guests talked about were so exciting!

At first glance, it sounds like people from the underground world, villains, gangsters, bad guys...

Will they kill people and silence them?

Zhong Yuan heard the bartender's thoughts and couldn't help but sweat for him. Then, he shook the cup to signal for pouring wine.

The bartender's hands were shaking and he couldn't hold the bottle steady.

Bang!

Zhong Yuan slapped the table coldly, and the bartender was so frightened that he immediately squatted on the ground holding his head, not daring to move.

Ulysses smiled and said to Zhong Yuan, "Why bother with little people?"

Then, he took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket and said to the bartender, "Here's your tip, you can go."

The bartender thanked me profusely, took the money, and left quickly. At the same time, I secretly thought: Although this elder brother said terrible things, he is actually a good person. In addition, the guy who has been silent has not even tipped, and his attitude is fierce...

After the bartender left, Zhong Yuan and Ulysses were the only two people left in the bar.

Zhong Yuan was secretly worried and poured himself a glass of wine.

Just as he was about to pick it up and drink it, Ulysses hurriedly pressed the mouth of his cup and said, "Drink less. Let the doctor take a look at your throat later."

Then, he took the wine glass away and gave Zhong Yuan a glass of soda water.

And he himself...he also changed to soda water!

The corners of Zhong Yuan's mouth twitched. The plan to get drunk failed.

Ulysses took a sip of water and started talking again.

No one was around, no scruples, he said, "Where were you talking about? Oh, restoration."

"It's restoration! Those old guys are just dreaming! Do they think it's still the same world two hundred years ago? Now, who doesn't have a monitoring system in their home?"

"I just searched for Ma Hard Dragon this morning, and the next day I was recommended Yunnan Red Medicine. Not to mention, Huaguo Medicine is really easy to use. Every time I feel uncomfortable, I just put it into the dermatitis and it feels much better. "

Unexpectedly, Bai Di actually liked to use domestic products. Moreover, he talks a lot, and as he talks, he can even stray into other topics.

Maybe it's been too long since I relaxed and talked to people, even talking about such private things.

"What did you just say? By the way! The monitoring system!"

Ulysses frowned and said, "Even I can't avoid being monitored, let alone those old guys. Do they think they can hide it from the country? I can guarantee that as long as they get together and plot to cause trouble, Before he could do anything, he was mysteriously hanged at the door of his home."

There was no other voice in his heart, he was seriously admonishing his brother:

The empire has become history. As a descendant of the Nicholas family, there is no need to miss the glory of the family in the past. Instead, we should rely on our own hands to open up the future.

But what future does a dead person have?

Nicholas is still lying dead in the shadow space...

At this moment, Ulysses smiled and said, "I came to the Kingdom of Pharaoh specifically for the Ice Emperor of China."

"She must be a super-strategic level warrior secretly cultivated by the Chinese state. According to my intelligence network, things may change by the end of the year. The Chinese state was forced to panic and sent out a killer weapon."

"This little face is so innocent, this figure is so enchanting, and he has unstoppable abilities...Brother! This is how you should treat women!"

"............"

"............"

Zhong Yuan's eyelids twitched and he almost asked him, what are you going to do?

I will decide whether to kill you or not depending on the situation.

Then he saw Ulysses taking out an envelope and said proudly, "This is the latest top-secret private photo I got by sending people undercover to her fan club. It also has her autograph on it."

Zhong Yuan blinked.

That’s right, there is a super-fan-god-level villain who donated a lot of money and bought a signed photo of the cat Jong-won, and he is the uncle in front of him.

No no, I don't know anything. . .

Zhong Yuan quickly turned away from looking at the photo.

Ulysses completely misunderstood what he meant and said hurriedly, "Brother! What's wrong with you? This is a rare beauty in the world. I will share it with you. Don't look away! As I said, I Belong to me, the illusion body is yours. Why are we brothers? Brothers will always be brothers!

With that said, he opened the envelope with great anticipation and pulled out the photo that Jiang Tianshuo had taken casually with a stand-up camera.

Then. . . . .

Ulysses looked grim and stuffed the photo back into the envelope with a swipe.

The so-called top-secret private photo shows the cat Jong-won holding a glass of juice with his little paws during breakfast time and sipping the juice through a straw.

Although it is very cute and can be regarded as a sacred photo by most cat lovers, it is far from the in-breed photo that Ulysses expected!

——Damn Chinese people, they are all profiteers! I paid so much and they gave me a photo of a cat. There is no signature as promised!

His inner voice came through, and he seemed to be quite angry, but his expression was well controlled, and there was no trace of anger at all.

What does it mean that everyone is a profiteer?

Have you ever been tricked by other Chinese people before?

For some reason, Zhong Yuan suddenly remembered Mr. Bai...

However, the signature must have been given, and it was also extremely cold!

Zhong Yuan made a gesture, meaning: Look at the back of the photo.

? ? ?

Ulysses coughed slightly, frowned and said, "It's not that my brother doesn't want to show it to you. This is a photo of your sister-in-law's whole body, and it's not suitable."

"…………"

In order to maintain his authority as an elder brother, he tried his best to control the anger in his heart.

Zhong Yuan blinked with an innocent expression.

At this moment, Ulysses was suddenly stunned, and an idea came to his mind.

How could my stupid Oudou be so cute...

"Okay, okay! Just watch it if you want!"

Ulysses sighed and handed the envelope to Zhong Yuan.

Zhong Yuan took it into his hand, turned it over and took out the photo.

Instead of looking at the patterned side, he pointed at the frozen chocolate paw prints.

You see. . .

Ulysses looked in disbelief, and hurriedly went up to smell it, and muttered, "It smells so good, it's chocolate! In such a hot day, it should have melted long ago. After she pressed my paw prints, she used her ability Freeze the chocolate..."

Ulysses suddenly laughed and said, "Interesting! Maybe it's a little trick of playing hard to get! Maybe it's showing me strength and letting me retreat in spite of difficulties! I understand, she wants to tell me that she only likes the strong. , No one who is too weak deserves to pursue her.”

"Brother! Watch out! During the World Series, I will definitely capture this charming little kitten who will not sacrifice her life! Let her be devoted to me!"

"…………"Yeah?

Zhong Yuan began to consider whether to open the shadow space, stuff these guys in, and reunite their brothers.

Sudden! A lively girl's voice sounded.

"Brother! Get up..."