Chapter 1 Honey, stop making trouble, I’ll punch you with my little fist!
Where the brain is stored...
Where the brain is sealed...
Where the brain is lost...
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"Fuck, this is definitely a plot, it's too fake, protest!"
"Protest +."
"If this young man didn't bring money into the group, I would eat shit while standing upside down on the live broadcast!"
"Poor acting, poor expression, poor costumes and props, and the extras are even worse."
"What has Neiyu produced in recent years? Except for his high appearance, everything else is unbearable!"
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In the No. 81 live broadcast room of "Star Professional Challenge", more than 200 water friends spitted and various national curses emerged one after another.
The protagonist Zhong Mo was sitting in the driver's seat of a silver-white Wuling Zhiguang, with a confused face.
The passenger seat next to him was a middle-aged man in his thirties, with a face full of flesh and a ten-centimeter scar on the left side of his forehead. He held a short knife in his right hand, and the word "bad guy" was almost engraved on his forehead.
"I followed the trend of the times and traveled through time?"
"And I specifically looked for a sissy young boy!"
Zhong Mo understood the situation and was almost drunk.
He was originally just an ordinary social animal. Because he was in a bad mood, he drank two more cups and asked God, "What's your mother's name?" and was struck by lightning.
He traveled to a parallel world that was highly similar to the earth. The entertainment industry here was highly developed, but many celebrities and works that originally existed on the earth disappeared.
His predecessor was also called Zhong Mo, and he was a young boy with a bit of "fame".
He and Da Mimi were relatives who went through more than a dozen twists and turns. With this relationship, he successfully entered Jiali Entertainment Company and became an eighteen-line artist.
This decision also made Da Mimi regret for several months in a row. She was so worried that she had no mood to work during the day and couldn't sleep at night. She lost 20 kilograms in three months, which was much better than drinking slimming tea, dieting, and exercising to lose weight.
Because the previous singing was tone-deaf, dancing was not talented, acting was rubbish, and she was also very pretentious!
The weather was too hot and I didn't want to shoot!
The water in the pond was too dirty and would hurt my skin, so I replaced it with purified water!
There were too many lines to remember, so I could only say "Go up the mountain to fight the tiger!"
The working hours were no more than four hours a day, and there were no fighting scenes, night scenes, or serious horse riding scenes.
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Zhong Mo shot two low-cost web dramas in total, all of which were banned, and the Douban ratings were…
Okay!
It was banned after one week on the shelves, where did the ratings come from?
It is said that in a drama, he played Li Yuanba, but he turned out to be Dongfang Bubai. With a charming and moving orchid finger, Yuwen Chengdu vomited on the spot and couldn't get out of bed for three days. He almost died.
In addition, he also imitated others, wearing heavy makeup, eye shadow, false eyelashes, earrings, everything, and deliberately pinching his throat when speaking, and making orchid fingers at every turn, making coquettish gestures, and being very effeminate.
So she failed!
Oh, no!
It was he who failed!
No director dared to ask him to film, for fear of being beaten to death by the audience!
Da Mimi was angry for the last time, stomped her feet, and threw him to this variety show called "Celebrity Career Challenge", hoping that he could get some traffic and regain some popularity in this show.
Otherwise, he could only be Da Mimi's male nanny, doing laundry and cooking during the day, cleaning the room, massaging, scrubbing, washing underwear, and warming the bed at night...
"Celebrity Career Challenge" is a brand new variety show in China, with a total of 80 contestants, including 40 stars, 20 Internet celebrities, and 20 amateurs selected through auditions.
There were five people from Jiali Entertainment Company participating, but after some bargaining by Da Mimi, the crew decided to buy five get one free, and they could add an extra spot.
Zhong Mo was the one who was given away!
All contestants randomly selected a profession from 360 professions to challenge, and they would re-select their professions every ten days. There was no script or routine. In order to increase the challenge, the program team also specially added the popularity list and income list, which were updated in real time.
The champion received 100 million Chinese yuan, the runner-up received 50 million Chinese yuan, and the third place received 5 million Chinese yuan.
So!
This program has not officially started yet, but it has become popular on the entire network and has been on the hot search for a week!
Each contestant is gearing up to do a great job!
After all, who doesn't want to do a good thing with both fame and fortune?
Zhong Mo's profession is a truck driver!
The first order he received was to transport 50 boxes of instant noodles from a suburban warehouse to Huakang Supermarket in the city.
As a result, he finally moved all the instant noodles into the car. Before he could catch his breath, a knife-wielding gangster jumped out from the passenger seat and frightened him to death on the spot!
I have to say, this way of death is really unique!
Zhong Mo looked at the short knife in the gangster's hand with a cold glow, and his mouth twitched!
If he hit the chest, wouldn't it be a dead body and two lives?
Start the hell mode!
Or refresh and start again?
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for binding the entertainment supreme macho system!"
At this moment, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded in Zhong Mo's mind.
"System?"
Isn't this a must-have gold finger for time travelers?
Zhong Mo was ecstatic!
As long as the system is reliable, beauty and money are not a dream!
Ah!
It's love and career that are not a dream!
Wait!
Entertainment supreme macho system?
This system seems a little bit improper!
What aspect are you strong in?
"System, what functions do you have?"
"This system is the entertainment supreme macho system, which is incompatible with sissy men and helps the host become an all-round macho in the entertainment industry!"
"Every time the host consumes popularity points, he can make a lucky five-draw and get different rewards. The rewards include but are not limited to all skills in the entertainment industry, as well as some special cards, such as lucky cards, bad luck cards, upgrade cards, etc."
"This system will also randomly issue tasks, and according to the difficulty of the task, you can get three different treasure chests of brass, silver and gold. The rewards include various daily skills and some special rewards."
"It is detected that the host's physical fitness is so weak that it is outrageous. A special reward for a novice gift package!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a strength card-strength +200!"
Zhong Mo immediately felt that his weak body seemed to be infused with a powerful force. The chest muscles, abdominal muscles, biceps, triceps, etc. popped out like mushrooms after rain.
So strong!!!
Yep Man can fight ten!
But Zhong Mo feels like he can beat ten Ultramans.
This feeling is so cool!
Host: Zhong Mo
Gender: Male
Strength: 44+200
Stamina: 30
Agility: 43
Spirit: 47
(The standard value of the four attributes of an ordinary adult is 60)
Skills: Singing level 1, Dancing level 1, Acting level 0.
Hobbies: Beautiful women? ? ?
Popularity: 68
Evaluation: (You are so weak, what qualifications do you have to eat gigolos?)
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System, get out of here!
I can never kill you!
What do the three question marks after the beautiful woman mean?
Are you questioning my sexual orientation?
Do you want to show it and compare it?
And!
Isn't this comment too embarrassing?
Am I that weak?
Okay!
This body is indeed a little bit weak!
With a stamina of 30, how can I save those long legs that are lonely at night in the entertainment industry?
"Ding!"
"The system detects that the host is in danger of death!"
"Wang Guokang, a Class B wanted criminal in China, has committed numerous crimes including murder and robbery. It is the duty of tough men to stop crime."
"Choice 1: Shout 'Dear, stop making trouble, I'll punch you!', and then teach him a lesson with your fists. Reward: Strength +5, a silver treasure chest."
"Choice 2: Pretend to be a crying monster and cry loudly, shouting for daddy to spare my life. Reward: 'China's No. 1 sissy'!"
The mechanical voice of the system sounded again in Zhong Mo's mind.
