Chapter 3 This isn’t a movie special effect, is it?
Chunfeng Shili Dance Hall!
"Only mother is good in the world,"
"Children with mothers are like treasures,"
"Throw yourself into your mother's arms,"
"Happiness is unattainable!"
..."
Wu Jin stood on the stage, holding the microphone, singing the song "Only mother is good in the world" with deep emotion. When he was deeply moved, a few tears welled up in the corners of his eyes, which moved countless fans and made them call him a real man, a real man, Namubo ONE.
But if they could hear Wu Jin's voice, then...
Damn Song Min!
I am a straight man, and you asked me to sing. Isn't this outrageous? It's outrageous to the extreme?
Wu As a Kung Fu superstar, Jin has superb acting skills, is dedicated and hardworking, and has won the love of countless fans, but his singing talent is really unbearable.
He started to sing a few popular songs with a stammer, and the cameraman was so scared that he sat down on the ground, and the number of fans in the live broadcast room of more than 500,000 was instantly reduced by 200,000.
As a last resort, Wu Jin could only sing the song "Only Mom in the World" that he had been exposed to since childhood.
But! ! ! !
He sang it over and over again forty-six times, and Jay Chou would cry.
"Come to the live broadcast room No. 81, the young handsome guy here has encountered a knife-wielding gangster!"
"A sissy fights a knife-wielding gangster, is it exciting? Is it exciting? Are there cheers?"
"Dear, don't make trouble, I'll punch you with my little fists, and make you laugh to death!"
...
At this time, many bullet comments suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room, and many sleepy fans were shocked and rushed into the live broadcast room No. 81.
"Sissy? Knife-wielding gangster? Are you playing so wild? "
Wu Jin took the opportunity to rest for a few minutes and recover his blood. At the same time, with a question mark on his face, he also took out his mobile phone to open the No. 81 live broadcast room.
...
"Brother Chen, I remember that the customer wanted a portion of sweet and sour pork, a portion of boiled fish, a portion of garlic oil lettuce, a cold dish hodgepodge, four portions of rice and a large portion of egg drop soup, right?"
The cameraman followed behind Chen He and finally couldn't bear the doubts in his heart and asked carefully.
Chen He, wearing the clothes of a takeaway boy, walked slowly on the sidewalk with the takeaway and nodded slowly.
"Then, you seem to have ordered one more!"
The cameraman pointed to the takeaway in his hand and nodded affirmatively.
Who knew that Chen He sat on the curb and slowly opened a takeaway.
"Sun Wei, do you know that your body is the capital of revolution?"
"Yes!"
"Sun Wei, do you know that you will be hungry if you don't eat a meal? ”
“You know this, too!”
“Sun Wei, do you know that sharpening the knife does not delay the chopping of wood?”
“This, huh? You, you are eating now?”
“I just delivered two takeaways in a row, shouldn’t I have lunch?”
The cameraman Sun Wei’s eyes widened, slowly raised his left arm, looked at the time, and was instantly confused!
It was just 9:45 in the morning, what kind of lunch did you have?
And!
You just had breakfast an hour ago!
You also ate four big meat buns, two bowls of soy milk, two egg-filled pancakes and a bowl of black rice porridge!
But Chen He didn’t care about that. He took out his mobile phone, browsed other live broadcast rooms, and ate lunch happily.
“Puff!”
The next second.
The rice in his mouth sprayed three meters away, like a pea shooter, and his eyeballs almost fell out.
“What did I see just now? Where did this guy come from? ”
……
“Snowflakes are flying, the north wind is howling,”
“The world is vast,”
“A cut of plum blossoms stands proudly in the snow,”
“It is only for the love of my beloved,”
……
Bai Lu is wearing a yellow sanitation uniform, holding a large broom that is slightly lower than herself in both hands, her little face is red, she lowers her head, and carefully sweeps the fallen leaves and garbage on the sidewalk, but Fei Dada’s "A Cut Plum Blossom" keeps coming to her ears.
Finally!
Bai Lu couldn’t help but raise her head, put her left hand on her waist, and carried the big broom on her shoulder with her right hand, pouting her cute little red mouth, glaring at the unscrupulous cameraman behind her.
“Deng Lei, can’t you change the music? Do you want us to each have a broken bowl and go to the street corner to beg for food? ”
Who has ever seen an artist sweeping the streets with this music playing beside him?
I was so embarrassed that I almost dug out a three-bedroom apartment.
Cameraman Deng Lei chuckled and quietly chose the next song.
“Holding a steamed bun in my hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish…”
Another song that is so familiar that it cannot be more familiar.
“You, you…”
Bai Lu’s face flushed with anger, her eyes widened, and she was sweating profusely after sweeping for more than half an hour. She did not look embarrassed at all, but rather more charming and beautiful.
“Fairy descended to earth, Bai Mengyan, my wife, here I come!”
“I really want to be the big broom in my wife’s hand, and be held in her arms every day. Friends, vote for my wife!”
“The person above, it’s daytime now, and I’ll wait until night to dream. Whoever peed enough, wake him up quickly!”
“My urine is yellow, with a very high sugar content, and I’m ready at level one! ”
“Brother cameraman, hurry up and do something special. What kind of crappy song is this? It’s too funny, isn’t it? Honey, I’m willing to wander the streets with you and beg for food together!”
“Room 81, a little sissy fights a knife-wielding gangster. The countdown to her life begins now…”
“Oh my god, are you talking about guns and knives? Is this a romantic action movie?”
"This is not a train to kindergarten, I want to get off!"
"You can drive like this, I'm convinced YOU!"
…
The water friends in the live broadcast room are getting more and more biased, and there is a vague trend of being banned, which makes many people enter the No. 81 live broadcast room one after another.
Bai Lu looked at the barrage of countless friends in the live broadcast room and blinked her big eyes.
Do other contestants go this wild in order to increase their popularity?
Is that kind of picture something I can see?
If I see something I shouldn't see, should I look at it, or should I look at it secretly?
With a trace of curiosity, Bai Lu took out her mobile phone and clicked on the live broadcast room No. 81!
"Ah? This, this is Zhong Mo??"
…
"Holy shit, I'm so fucked, what did I see? Isn't this a movie special effect?"
"Little fresh meat + sissy, one punch to knock away the knife-wielding gangster and the car door? I saw that the gangster's face seemed to have been crushed by a roller, it was all twisted and deformed. It hurt me just looking at it, Thai pants are spicy, Zhong Mo YYDS !”
"Dear friends, have you noticed that this little meaty figure seems to be much better than before? I really want him to take off his clothes and touch it. It must be very moist!"
"The Thai pants have a hot hook. This is a shameless, low-grade, shameless script!"
"That's right, our Wu Jin can't do it even if he's a pigeon. How can he, a sissy, do it?"
"I suggest the crew ban it, I suggest the crew ban it!"
"+1"
"+"
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Although some netizens believed that Zhong Mo had no script, more and more fans began to complain.
Just now, I almost lost my way while carrying a box of instant noodles, but now I punched away the knife-wielding gangster and the car door?
You said this is not a script?
Who can believe in riding a horse?
However, there are more and more water friends in the No. 81 live broadcast room. From more than 200 small fish and shrimps at the beginning, it has gradually become 2,000, 5,000, 50,000, and 100,000. This number is still blowing out. Growing.
Popularity value +1, popularity value +2, popularity value +1...
System notifications kept ringing in his mind. Zhong Mo raised his right fist, looked over and over again, and showed a sullen expression.
"Cool!"
He opened the car door, jumped to the ground, and ran in front of the knife-wielding gangster. Before he could take a closer look, there was a sudden roar of police sirens. Then he saw a dozen special police officers and a dozen criminal police officers, fully armed and loaded with ammunition. , gangsters, and the cameraman who was still in a state of confusion, surrounded by them!
"Gudong!"
It was the first time Zhong Mo saw such a huge formation. He was so frightened that he trembled and quickly raised his hands.
"Inspecting the sorghum, I said I was acting in self-defense, do you believe it?"
