Chapter 32 Young Meat VS Wild Boar
"What did I see just now? Brother Zhong slapped the wild boar away with one slap?"
"Please tell me how big the shadow in the wild boar's heart is?"
"Wild boar: What happened just now? I felt like I was run over by a steamroller. This two-legged beast has no martial ethics and actually attacked me. I am a wild boar man, don't you want to save face?"
"I knew that Brother Zhong was different from other young handsome men, but he surprised me again and again. In the morning, he punched the gangster and the car door away, and in the afternoon, he slapped the domineering wild boar away with one slap. He is worthy of being my brother Zhong, I kneel down!"
"Brother Zhong, don't be polite to me, you beat this wild boar so hard that its parents don't recognize it, ha ha ha..."
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The live broadcast room was boiling again.
Countless fans were shocked by Zhong Mo's powerful strength again. The worries and tensions just now disappeared in an instant, and all turned into happy barrages. Some fans even suggested that Zhong Mo directly whip the wild boar with a whip, collar, handcuffs, candles, etc., so that it would pay a heavy price for trespassing into human society without permission!
The wild boar finally came to his senses and immediately roared angrily. His fierce eyes immediately fell on the two-legged beast that dared to slap him, ready to let him taste the wrath of thunder.
Wait!
Why does this two-legged beast look so kind and friendly?
It's like meeting the son of Xiaohua's uncle, the daughter-in-law of his mother-in-law, and the daughter of Uncle Wang next door?
I really want to throw myself into his arms, let him rub my tender and soft belly, and then act coquettishly and cutely to him.
No, no!
It's wrong!
How could I, a wild boar man and a straight man, have such special feelings for this two-legged beast?
Has he been polluted by the decadent thoughts of humans and become impure?
For his own sexual happiness, in order to prevent Xiaohua from biting him to death in the middle of the night, he must cut off this idea!
Thinking of this, the look in his eyes when he looked at Zhong Mo became unkind, even very cruel!
This two-legged beast actually messed up his Tao heart!
Damn!
Damn it!
Zhong Mo had been walking in the car just now, and he hesitated to get out of the car. It was not because he was afraid, but because he was waiting for the system to issue a task!
According to the character of the dog system, how could it not issue a task when it encountered a wild boar on the street?
Sure enough!
At the last moment, the familiar system prompt sound finally came from his mind.
"Ding, as the supreme macho man in the entertainment industry, how can you tolerate a wild boar stealing your limelight?"
"Choice one, abuse it, from spirit to body, abuse it in all directions of 316 degrees, reward agility +5, a silver treasure chest!"
"Choice two, quietly be a handsome man, until the inspection uncle, the firefighter uncle and the special police uncle come to rescue you, and reward you with the title of 'the world's first soft egg'."
"Choice three, leave quietly, just like quietly coming, without taking a cloud. Reward agility -50, a dark treasure chest!"
The dog system is still not a human!
Choice two and choice three, is this what a normal person would do?
Not to mention that his strength has reached more than 200, and he is worried about having no place to vent!
Abuse it without negotiation!
But he soon found that the wild boar was not angry after being slapped by him, but looked strange, with a bit of ambiguity in his eyes, as if he saw an old lover!
No way?
What's going on?
Even if his charm is nowhere to be placed, it shouldn't be so confusing to a wild boar, right?
Not to mention that he just gave it an insulting big fight!
Isn't it a masochist?
Wait!
A white light flashed in his mind, and he woke up instantly.
Animal affinity!
Has a natural affinity for humans or other animals!
This skill is so perverted and against the sky, it's almost the same as the druid in the game!
But just when he was complacent and thought he could make this wild boar kneel down and sing "Conquer" in a minute, the wild boar looked at him with a different look, becoming fierce and brutal, as if he was the enemy who killed his wife and father.
What about animal affinity?
Why doesn't it work?
"Host, your animal affinity is only at the proficient level. You can make a brutal and powerful wild boar have a little affection for you. You are already very proud. Do you still want it to hug you and ask for kisses?"
The mocking voice of the system sounded again.
Zhong Mo couldn't help rolling his eyes after hearing the system's explanation.
Let a wild boar hug you and ask for kisses?
You thought of it!
Do you want to catch a male wild boar and send it to the system bed?
(System: Host abused me thousands of times, and I treated the host like my first love. Is this how you repay me?)
(Zhong Mo: How about sending you a female wild boar?)
(System: This is possible. Wait, why am I so excited?)
Since the level is not enough, just upgrade!
Anyway, there are five upgrade cards, you can make them at will!
But before Zhong Mo could give the order, the wild boar kicked the ground with its two hind legs, and rushed towards Zhong Mo's chest like a black lightning, swift and unstoppable!
"Zhong Mo, be careful!"
Although Zhong Mo had just slapped the wild boar away, Bai Lu, who was not far away, still felt a wave of fear in the face of this violent and ferocious wild boar, fearing that Zhong Mo would be hurt in the slightest.
Zhong Mo found that the wild boar's eyes were full of contempt and disdain, and he didn't take him seriously at all, and he was instantly upset.
He didn't even take Ultraman seriously, so why would he be afraid of a second brother?
Thinking of this, he suddenly opened his hands, grabbed the two long fangs of the wild boar exposed outside its mouth, and threw it to the side. There was only a loud "bang!", and the wild boar was heavily flipped to the ground by him, splashing countless dust, and even the ground trembled slightly a few times.
"Fuck, who told you to attack me? This is a crime of intentional injury, understand? Didn't your parents teach you not to hurt others? Even if you didn't hurt others, what if you ran out and scared the children? What if you scared the flowers and plants?"
Zhong Mo grabbed one of its big ears with his left hand, opened his right hand, and directly hit it with seven or eight big blows.
The wild boar was directly slapped.
What's going on?
Isn't he the handsome, powerful, invincible, and invincible wild boar man?
How could he fall into the hands of this two-legged beast twice in a row?
Is it because his way of appearance is wrong?
"Roar, roar, roar!"
After figuring this out, he stared fiercely and roared with anger and unwillingness, wanting to let this two-legged beast know that he is not easy to bully!
"Bang, bang, bang!"
Zhong Mo grabbed one of its front hooves, threw his arms, and smashed it to the ground continuously as if he was holding a broken sack in his hand. There were bursts of huge roars, and several floor tiles were smashed into pieces, dust covered the sky, and smoke filled the air.
Everyone at the scene and in the live broadcast room was completely numb.
He swung a wild boar weighing three or four hundred kilograms with one hand and smashed it to the ground seven or eight times in a row.
Isn't this a plot from the anti-Japanese war drama?
"What do you mean? Are you not convinced? Come on, I'll give you one arm, and see who will lie here first!"
