Chapter 34 Acting cute and coquettish can soothe the baby

Zhong Mo was instantly confused when he saw the wild boar acting coquettishly and begging for help.

I just wanted to complete the system task, and my methods were a little rough, but why did I feel that this second senior brother wanted to rely on me? Is it really a sexist? The more severe the abuse, the more it likes it?

This was the first time Zhong Mo encountered such a situation, and he smiled awkwardly at the people around him: "Well, I'm really not familiar with it. I'm a dragon, and I like to eat pork the most, such as twice-cooked pork and braised pork. Sweet and sour pork loin, braised pork head, and braised pork ribs..."

The wild boar saw that Zhong Mo hadn't moved for a long time. It kept slapping its body with its two front hooves and kept making "snoring!" sounds from its mouth. Looking at Zhong Mo, its eyes were watery, and a few tears began to roll, as if it would happen next moment. About to cry.

I'm an old pig and I'm like this. If you don't rub it hard a few times, are you looking down on me?

Zhong Mo sighed softly, his heart was broken!

If it is a kitten, puppy, hamster, or even a pink pig in this pose, it will indeed look adorable.

But you are riding a three- to four-hundred-pound wild boar here, acting cute and coquettish. Who are you trying to disgust?

I was really volunteered!

Facing a wild boar that is begging for mercy and pretending to be weak in front of everyone, what can Zhong Mo do?

Regardless?

Doesn’t that make him a scumbag?

Zhong Mo could only grimace, squat down, stretch out his right hand, touch randomly on its belly twice, and then said angrily: "Okay, you can get up now. Looking at you like this, you can't lose it." Shameful?"

The wild boar stood up like a carp, got up from the ground, rubbed its huge head against Zhong Mo's legs, and half-squinted its eyes, shining with happiness and sweetness.

"Ding, under the ravages of the host, this wild boar has turned into a viper. The reward is +5 agility and a silver treasure chest!"

A system prompt sounded in Zhong Mo's mind, and then he felt that his body was lighter and more flexible.

This is a good mission!

It can torture wild boars, attract fans, and complete tasks at the same time!

There are a hundred missions like this!

I can become the Flash and savage Bolt in the Olympics.

(System: Host, what do you want to eat?)

(Zhong Mo: What if I gave you a beauty bikini album?)

(System: It is the responsibility of this system to assist the host to become the entertainment supreme hunk as soon as possible. There are as many tasks as you need!)

"Zhong Mo, is your arm okay? Your performance just now was so awesome!"

At this time, Bai Lu's very concerned voice suddenly came from behind Zhong Mo.

She is still confused now!

Although she had seen Zhong Mo's terrifying power, the scene of Zhong Mo just picking up the wild boar and smashing it to the ground still brought great visual effects and impact.

Sister Mimi wouldn't secretly inject genetic potions or animal serum into company employees in order to unify the world, right?

Is this made from ordinary fresh meat?

"Huh? Oops, I can't do it anymore. This wild boar is too heavy and fat. I just overexerted my right arm and got a cramp!"

Zhong Mo was stunned for a moment, then swayed a few times, his right arm was placed at a right angle with difficulty, and he let out a scream like a slaughtering pig.

Bai Lu was startled, and hurriedly grabbed his right arm with two small hands, massaging it gently while complaining softly.

"Zhong Mo, what do you want me to say about you? Do you think the earth won't rotate without you? Just try to be brave. How about I send you to the hospital first, and we can take a picture and do an MRI. See if any bones are injured!"

"Lu, there's nothing serious about my arm. It's just a cramp. Just rub it for a few minutes and it'll be fine!"

With Bai Lu, a beautiful woman, massaging her, Zhong Mo felt indescribably comfortable all over his body, feeling that all his pores opened instantly.

Go to the hospital?

Isn't that just a waste of money?

I wasn't injured!

When Bai Lu heard this, she was stunned for a moment, and then understood.

She blushed and gave Zhong Mo a hard look, but she didn't expose him and still gently squeezed his right arm.

The hot mom just now came to her senses, quickly pushed the baby to Zhong Mo, and thanked him profusely.

If it weren't for Zhong Mo, I'm afraid she would have been killed by this wild boar for a thousand years, and her blood would be sprinkled on the sidewalk.

However, the baby was clearly frightened just now, and now that he saw the dark and ferocious wild boar still there, he immediately burst into tears. The hot mom can't coax her no matter what, she looks so embarrassed that she doesn't know what to say.

Zhong Mo's face darkened, he raised his left hand and slapped the wild boar on the head.

"Look at how you frightened the baby? Now you are responsible for making the baby laugh. Otherwise, I will castrate you and make you a handsome eunuch pig!"

The wild boar immediately felt the coolness below and couldn't help but shudder.

What does this crying Twoleg cub have to do with me?

I am innocent!

But who can let himself admire and surrender to his eldest brother from the bottom of his heart?

In order to make the little baby laugh, this wild boar tried its best to make the little baby laugh. He would lie on the ground and roll around, make cute faces, and even extend his big ears in front of the baby to let him rua and rua.

As a result, the little baby looked at the big flapping ears in front of him, and his big black eyes immediately widened. The tears were still hanging on his face, but his tears turned into a smile. He chuckled and tugged gently. Its big ears.

“Hululu…”

The wild boar immediately rubbed Zhong Mo’s thigh with its head, with a smug smile on its face.

(Wild boar: How is it? I, the old pig, can fight tigers and lions alone, and I can also coax children to act cute and innocent, isn’t it great?)

Live broadcast room!

"Oh my god, the wild boar that was so ferocious just now actually acted cute and coquettish in front of Brother Zhong, asking for a touch. It's too eye-catching!"

"Could it be that there is a girl's heart hidden in the body of this wild boar?"

"Isn't it said that animals are prohibited from becoming spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China? But this wild boar actually acted cute and coquettish, and can even coax babies. It's just like a mischievous Erha, which is too comical!"

"Brother Pig is too tough, right? He can even coax babies, which is 100 million times better than my husband. I want to return my husband!"

"Brother Zhong's wolfish ambitions are finally exposed. I think his participation in variety shows is fake, and his pursuit of Lu Bao is real!"

"Brother Zhong actually pretended to have a cramp in his right arm. I despise him. In fact, I also want Lu Bao to rub me!"

...

Countless netizens sent out cheerful comments, feeling that Zhong Mo is a miracle maker, and everyone always looks at him with new eyes.

Director's room!

Song Min blinked twice, turned her head, looked at Zhao Kuang, and said something after a long while.

"Zhao Kuang, do you think Zhong Mo is the reincarnation of Sun Wukong? He beat the wild boar half to death, but the wild boar was not angry, but looked disgusting. This is too ridiculous, isn't it?"

"Director Song, isn't Sun Wukong a fictional character?"

Zhao Kuang's forehead had three black lines, and his face twitched slightly.

"What if there really is Sun Wukong? Look at his terrifying power, and his ability to make animals submit and get close to him. Is this something that ordinary people can have? How about Zhong Mo and I take a photo and put it at home, burn three incense sticks every day, and ask him to bless me with a happy family, good health, and a successful career?"

Song Min became more and more excited as she spoke, and she couldn't wait to do it.

Zhao Kuang's eyes were completely dull, and his mouth slowly opened.

Director - crazy!

...

On the scene!

"Oh, Zhong Mo, the game will start in more than ten minutes, and we don't have time to get to Yida Plaza now!"

Bai Lu's face suddenly changed, and she shouted hurriedly.