Chapter 93 Girls are all cunning little devils

"Ouch, it hurts..."

The next second, Zhong Mo screamed like a slaughtering pig.

Bai Lu and Zhao Jingmai stretched out four hands at the same time, twisting their ears with two hands and twisting the soft flesh of their waists with two hands. Their movements were consistent, straightforward and without any sloppiness, as neatly as twins!

Bai Luxing's eyes widened with a fierce glare, and her two neat rows of white teeth were clenching loudly, as if she were treating Zhong Mo's head like a pig's head. It was a little less sweet and a little more Shura murderous. .

"Stinky Zhongmo, what did you say? Why didn't I hear you clearly? What's the name of your new song?"

Zhao Jingmai's eyes were half-squinted and his face was expressionless, but the force of his attack was three points heavier than Bai Lu's.

A ruthless person doesn't say much!

I'm not the bride?

What's going on?

It's not enough for you to flirt with Bai Lu in front of me, my fiancée, and you want to kick me away?

This is a serious premarital affair, which violates the bottom line of morality and seriously violates the law!

As your fiancée, I will give you some physical punishment, is that okay?

Zhong Mo deliberately pretended to look miserable, raised his hands, and begged for mercy: "Lu, Mai Mai, I made a mistake, can't I change it? I guarantee that you will be satisfied!"

"Listening to the title of your song just now, I know that the content is very unhealthy. It can easily lead children to bad values, love and life. So we are here to correct your twisted and deformed heart!"

Zhao Jingmai actually nodded in unison, still heavily.

"What about "If you fail me, you won't fail her"?"

Zhong Mo asked tentatively.

"Ouch, it hurts..."

Bai Lu and Zhao Jingmai didn't speak, but the strength of their hands expressed their thoughts.

""If you love me, don't hurt me"?"

"Ouch, it hurts, let me change..."

""Keep the Sadness to Yourself"?"

"Ouch……"

…

Zhong Mo uttered all the love songs he knew in his mind and all the love songs he had heard in one breath. The result was that his ears became bigger, redder, and fluttered, while the second senior brother's was about the same, and the soft flesh on both sides of his waist was completely numb. .

no way!

In his previous life, he was a social creature and had listened to some love songs, but there really weren't many of them, and most of them were played by the loudspeakers of the shops on both sides while walking on the street. Each one was more miserable than the last!

Can you blame me?

It is said to be a love song, but which one is not about breakup, betrayal, death of husband and wife?

If you didn't sing more miserable songs, would you be a big hit?

"Whoosh!"

While the three of them were still entangled here, a thunderous sound suddenly came from the scene.

Zhong Mo and the others were stunned for a moment, suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly looked in the direction of Wu Jin and Zhou Mandi, only to find that Wu Jin had put Zhou Mandi on the ground, bent over, with his hands on his knees, supporting his body, his head covered Sweating profusely and breathing heavily.

"Seven minutes and fifty-one seconds!"

Song Hongming looked at the time and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Wu Jin and Zhou Mandy, successfully passed the level!"

"Wu Jin and Zhou Mandi, are you too awesome?"

"Wu Jin is indeed a Kung Fu superstar, he is really powerful!"

"Wu Jin Mandy YYdS!"

…

Zhong Mo and others all clapped and shouted for the two of them.

Who knew that Wu Jin rolled his eyes on purpose, held his head high, and said angrily: "Humph, are you really cheering for me? I just noticed you guys surrounding Zhong Mo, Bai Lu and Mai Mai. Here are a few of them. mean?"

"When Deng Chao and Zhang Yuqi were competing just now, you were surrounding them, but what about me? I worked so hard and fought so hard just now, but you didn't even look at me. That's all, the boat of friendship is overturned. It’s over!”

Several other people couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Chen He gloated and walked over, holding Wu Jin's shoulders. As he walked towards this side, he glanced at Zhong Mo and laughed: "Wu Jin, although you have a hard time competing, we should be in good spirits." I support you physically, but who made us see a person who is constantly seeking death? Look at Zhong Mo’s ears!”

"What happened to his ears?"

Wu Jin was stunned at first, then his eyes widened and he said in surprise, "Zhong Mo, what's wrong with you? You won't have an ear transplant with that wild boar just now, right?"

Zhong Mo deliberately made a sad face and choked up: "Brother Ang, I finally understand something. There is a violent little devil hidden in every girl's heart. Once activated, it can really turn the world upside down and kill everyone!"

"You just deserve it!"

Bai Lu and Zhao Jingmai said in unison.

Zhang Yuqi also nodded desperately and said: "Yes, you just deserve a beating. If I hadn't been half a step too slow and didn't squeeze through, I would have wanted to do it!"

"Zhong Mo, what did you do to make people angry again? Did you steal my limelight again?"

After Wu Jin said this, he was stunned.

Why do I say "again"?

Not far away, Song Hongming raised his head with a sad face and looked at the bright moon shrouded in the night. A few tears kept rolling in his eyes. He sobbed a few times and then wiped his tears.

My limelight has been stolen by Zhong Mo many times!

We are all used to it!

Chen He immediately briefly explained the ins and outs of the matter.

Wu Jin's pupils shrank slightly, and his eyes gradually widened. He looked up and down at Zhong Mo, and exclaimed: "Zhong Mo, you can still stand here intact after saying these song titles. This is too strange, right? Bai Lu, Mai Mai, you didn't cut him into pieces? How can his temper become so good?"

"It's mainly because we don't have any good weapons!"

Bai Lu put his hands on his waist, raised his head, and showed his arrogance and rebelliousness to the fullest. "I saw that the murders in "Chainsaw" were all done with chainsaws. I plan to buy one later!"

"Axes can also be used!"

Zhao Jingmai deliberately showed a cold light in his eyes, murderous.

"Hehe, don't be impulsive, the two ladies must not be impulsive. At worst, I will sing a song for each of you tomorrow, and I guarantee that you will be satisfied. Is this okay?"

Zhong Mo only felt that his neck, arms, legs, and head were all cold, and he couldn't help but raise his hands and surrender.

"Deal!"

Bai Lu and Zhao Jingmai said in unison immediately.

"You, did this on purpose?"

Zhong Mo pretended to be shocked and looked at them, pounding his chest and stamping his feet, shouting, "Brother Wu, Brother Chen, Brother Deng, did you see that? In addition to a volatile little devil hidden in the heart of a girl, there is also a cunning little devil hidden. Zhang Wuji's mother is right. The more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie!"

"Zhong Mo, you just realized it now? It's too late!"

Bai Lu saw him being humiliated and laughed.

She and Zhao Jingmai were both very happy!

The more beautiful a woman is, the more beautiful she will be?

Is this praising us for being beautiful?

The other girls also giggled.

"Zhong Mo Bai Lu, it's your turn now. After you pass this fifth level, our 'couple passing five levels and killing six generals' will be over, so you must behave more beautifully and give us a perfect ending!"

Song Hongming ran up to them and said with a smile.