1810 The Confused Lead Guard
In just a few minutes, the massive group of hidden guards felt true shame when seeing how many of them were scattered around the place, with some even heads within the pool waters, floating with their heads facing down and their buttocks sky high.
And then, there were only 4 left, Landon, the lead guard and 2 others.
Seeing as Landon had his back to them, all 3 decided to strike while the iron was still hot.
It was a great plan of action, but Landon was already prepared for them.
Dropping to his knees, he used his fists to punch the balls of 2 men before sliding between the lead guard's legs.
Crack~
The frost 2 he attacked dropped to the floor, gasping for air at the insane pain they felt.
Son of bitch!
Was this guy's fists made of iron?
He punched their little eggs so hard they 2 dropped to the felt a rupture within.
Bloody Hell! Their faces turned tomatoes red, and they still couldn't get over the pain.
Everyone knows this part is out of bounce, no matter how intense a battle goes. That's a fucking universal law. So what is this?
Cheating! Cheating!
This bastard was cheating!
"You, you, you, you--"
That was all they could say while struggling to rise to their feet.
But from now on, they might never be able to stand normally again. Their legs were bent inwardly in K-positions, and their legs were wobbling and limping like crazy.
Speaking of raptures,
Plop.
A ball sac of one for them rolled down a torn hole, causing the fight to suddenly pause.
Erm...
Everyone couldn't help looking at the guy with pity. Even Landon felt guilty, wanting to speak but knowing what to say.
"Bastard!!!!"
Well, he deserved that.
Landon nodded, accepting one guy from this guy.
'Hopefully, this can make up for what I've done right?'
[1-ball man]: No it does not!
(*#*)
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Mommy...
The lead guard subconsciously hovering had his hands protecting his eggs, after knowing they were fighting with a true shameless man who doesn't adhere to the universal laws.
He preferred to be stabbed than have his balls removed by a single punch.
But little did he know that soon, his embarrassing moment would come.
After throwing a few more attacks to leave the other 2 in mountainous pain, Landon now focused on the big guy, smacking the shit out of him.
"Boy, I should tell you that my spear nunchucks haven't been used in over 2 years now."
The 2 slowly walked around in circles, with the lead guard squinting his eyes with a dangerous light.
"Do you know why?"
"Know what? Why your is head so big?"
"No! You---." The lead guard almost missed his step.
Why is this guy's mouth so irritating? And does he have a big head? He didn't think so.
As handsome as he was, how could his head be very large compared to the rest of his body? At least his women have never complained or said anything about it. (Denial)
The lead guard took deep breaths, "Do you know why I've never unsheathed my bladed nunchucks before?"
Landon secretly rolled his eyes, "Well, since you're going to say it, why all the questions? If I say I know, will you then shut up?"
"_"
"You--- Bastard, the reason is because I only unsheathe it when someone has made me furious!"
"Good to know. So are you ready yet?"
"_"
"I'll take that as a yes."
"_"
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Boom!
Landon appeared before him like smoke, punching him so hard he now left crack marks on the far walls behind.
Augh-Cahhh!~
The pain was too real, as the lead guard felt his inner organs squish and cry for mercy.
'No! No! I am a Morg! I cannot, and will not be defeated so easily!'
His eyes were moving maniacally in disbelief, not understanding how he couldn't have seen Landon coming at his current strength.
It was that darn technique again, right?
The manual, the greatest battle manual that enclosed so many hidden techniques, must have been with that Renkin kid.
The kid, as the successor to the mysterious Eye of Horus, must have given his people the techniques to use and train with.
Fucking bastard!
The lead guard roared in his chest, feeling jealousy and envy swell up inside.
It should have been him! It should have been him who was this mighty!
The techniques all belonged to Morgany, so what gave the little imp the right to give out what belonged to them?
'I won't give up! I must get the techniques!'
With blood flowing down his hair and onto his face, the lead guard gathered all his energy into one move, getting ready to swing his nunchucks at the opportune moment.
His bladed nunchucks weren't ordinary. A deadly poison was laced with them, one that guaranteed to numb its victims.
Seeing Landon slowly approach, the lead guard's eyes shone brighter.
'If I can just…'
Swish!
There it went.
Time stood frozen in ace as the guard watched one end of his nunchucks fly towards Landon's arm.
His face smiled more and more seeing its trajectory… And then…
Pitchui~
The lead guard watched the poisonous end piece into his leg, in disbelief.
Landon not only cracked his leg but contorted it and used it as a shield instead.
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What the hell is this fight?
Puff~
Blood splattered from the guard guard's mouth, feeling so angered he was about to faint.
He was numb to the numbing effect of his weapon, after having taken in this poison severally to train his body to accept it.
For those still awake but couldn't move, everything happened so fast, they couldn't believe it.
One guy took them all out?
Wedgie time.
Landon swished by like the wind, giving everyone the ultimate wedgie.
And after liking his work, he then kicked the pool, letting the waters flow out.
No!!!!!!
Those who watched felt they were watching the destruction of the world itself.
And then, they watched the intruder try picking up the Holy Core and then growing.
He seemed to murmur that he came unprepared and would find a way to carry it out when next he came.
"_"
What? Do you still plan to come over and steal the holy core from them?
