Chapter 526 Secret recipe?

Chapter 526 Secret recipe?

Ye Xiaochuan had no idea that Yun Qiyou was angry, not because he kissed her in the pavilion, but because of the explanation he thought he had just made.

Some things don't need explanation. Women are an unreasonable group of people, and the last thing they want to hear is explanation.

Ye Xiaochuan obviously didn't understand women's thoughts, but he shot himself in the foot by being so smart.

Ye Xiaochuan stayed up all night, and Yun Qiyou didn't sleep all night either. It's hard for people who have something on their mind to fall asleep. Insomnia is doomed.

The next morning, Ye Xiaochuan carried Wangcai with two dark circles under his eyes and came to the back of the rockery. One person and one bird stood in a row. The big one was peeing in the flower bed, and the little one stuck out his buttocks and squeaked. He held it in for a long time. Suppressed a few balls of shit.

When I returned to the yard, I saw Du Chun walking out of the room radiantly, dressed beautifully, and very beautiful.

Ye Xiaochuan's heart was full of bad taste when he thought that Du Chun took a bath last night with the delicate and beautiful flower that he had watered with his own urine for several days.

He said with a smile: "Senior Sister Du, you are in very good condition today. Why are you dressing up so beautifully?"

Du Chun said: "I made an appointment with Senior Sister Ning and the others to take today's rest and go to the Tianshan Snow Mountain to see the scenery. Maybe we can pick a few ice lotuses."

Ye Xiaochuan nodded and said: "There are countless scenic spots in the Tianshan Snow Mountain. It's time to take a closer look. I've wanted to go there for a long time."

Ning Xiangruo walked out at this time and said, "You kid, don't even think about it. We are female disciples going out for an outing this time. Don't try to sneak into the ranks of female disciples and take advantage of us."

Ye Xiaochuan argued: "Senior Sister Ning misunderstood me again. In fact, I intend to be your flower protector. Since you don't play with me today, wouldn't you be bored to death?"

Ning Xiangruo said: "You must have something to do. Du Chun and I will dress up Junior Brother Zhao later. You can go with Junior Brother Zhao today."

Ye Xiaochuan asked curiously: "What? Where are you going? Also, why do you need to dress up Senior Brother Zhao? His face looks the same with or without makeup. Besides, a grown man, not a little girl, what does he need to dress up for? He's so pretty. ?”

Ning Xiangruo said strangely: "You don't know?"

Ye Xiaochuan scratched his head and said, "What should I know? Is Senior Brother Zhao going on a blind date today?"

Ning Xiangruo and others giggled.

Du Chun knocked the melon on Ye Xiaochuan's head and said, "You are smart. Today, Senior Uncle Chiyan will take Senior Brother Zhao to the residence of Ziwei Sect to propose marriage to Senior Uncle Ziyu."

Ye Xiaochuan opened his mouth wide, and it took him a long time to swallow, and said: "No way? It's developing so fast? Does it mean that Senior Brother Zhao dares to get on the boat first and then buy the ticket? I admire him, I admire him. I used to think that Senior Brother Zhao is a gentleman. A role model, a paragon of morality, I didn’t expect that it didn’t take long for Senior Sister Xiaoman to get pregnant? I wonder if he has any secret recipe. I will definitely find a double cultivator in the future, so I have to get this secret recipe first. Get it and be prepared!”

This guy really rushed to find Zhao Wuji to ask for the secret recipe to quickly enlarge a woman's belly. As a result, he flew out as soon as he entered and rolled around in the yard several times.

Afterwards, Wangcai was thrown out of the room with a squeaking sound, and his round body almost rolled to the moon gate like a ball.

Ye Xiaochuan patted his butt and stood up, brushed off the dust on his body, and said with a groan: "Stingy bastard, you won't give me anything if you don't give it. Why are you beating me! I just changed these clothes yesterday, and they are stained again." ”

Regarding the matter between Zhao Wuji and Chang Xiaoman, Ye Xiaochuan had already expected it. These two guys have been tired of being together all day long recently. They are alone, a man and a woman, making fire and fire. Just a thunder from the sky can make them invisible in the dark wind of a month. The five-fingered night took care of things.

Ye Xiaochuan deeply despises this behavior of sleeping together without getting married.

No matter how Du Chun explained, saying that the master uncle asked about this matter yesterday, it was not as dirty as Ye Xiaochuan thought, but Ye Xiaochuan just felt that his idea was correct. It must have been Zhao Wuji who did what he did to Chang Xiaoman Animal things.

No, Zhao Wuji, this silly big guy, still has a good character. It should be Chang Xiaoman who did something beastly to Zhao Wuji.

Ye Xiaochuan saw that his clothes had been rolled around on the ground a few times and were already dirty, so he went back to the house and changed into another one. He also washed his face and combed his hair with a comb. He wanted to look handsome and followed Senior Brother Zhao to propose marriage. .

He couldn't handle his hair well. He used to just comb it with his fingers a few times, and then find a chopstick and stick it in his head. Now he went to propose marriage to Senior Brother Zhao, so of course he had to dress up. I saw it on the ring yesterday. The elegant young man Li Qingfeng who was defeated by Ning Xiangruo had a good hairstyle. He didn't know how to do it, so he ran out with his hair loose and a comb and asked Ning Xiangruo to give him the same hairstyle as Qingfeng Li.

Ning Xiangruo couldn't find it, and after shouting several times, she heard Ning Xiangruo's voice coming from Zhao Wuji's room, saying that she was dressing up Zhao Wuji and didn't have time to style her own hair.

Ye Xiaochuan did not dare to go in. He stretched his head and looked inside. Not only was Ning Xiangruo there, but also the female disciples such as Gu Pan'er, Tigress and Yang Liudi were also in Zhao Wuji's room. Several women pressed Zhao Wuji on the chair, and one He vigorously applied rouge on Zhao Wuji's dark face and looked at Ye Xiaochuan's scalp going numb.

He happened to see Du Chun having nothing to do, so he called Du Chun to help him.

Du Chun is a kind-hearted woman who always lends a hand when she has nothing to do.

Sitting on a stone bench in the yard, Du Chun combed Ye Xiaochuan a few times with a comb, but several combs broke.

She frowned and said, "Junior Brother Ye, how long have you not washed your hair?"

Ye Xiaochuan was very surprised and said, "Why, does this hair need to be washed? It's not a face, why wash it?"

Du Chun heard this, threw away the comb and retched on the side. It turned out that this kid had not washed his hair in 16 years.

Ye Xiaochuan was helpless now. She was a woman who liked to dress up. Why did she need to wash her hair? But she soaked in the Yangtze River for a few days half a year ago, which was considered a wash.

Du Chun brought a large basin of warm water, pressed Ye Xiaochuan's head into the water, and washed Ye Xiaochuan's hair while wrinkling his nose.

Chu Tianxing and others were people who deserved a beating. These people went to be spies for Zhao Wuji early in the morning. Now a large group of people walked into the Moon Gate and saw Ye Xiaochuan being pressed by Du Chun to wash his hair. They all laughed.

Chu Tianxing was in a good mood because he had advanced to the next level. He said to Ye Xiaochuan who was struggling to escape Du Chun's clutches: "Junior Brother Xiaochuan, how old are you? You can't even wash your hair?"

Sun Yao next to him said sarcastically: "Senior Brother Chu, have you forgotten? Half a year ago, our young man Ye wet the bed. I guess he hasn't gotten rid of this habit yet. As for washing your hair and dressing, you naturally need help!"

As soon as this was said, Chu Tianxing and others immediately nodded and agreed with Sun Yao's words.