Chapter 724: The highest level of bragging

Chapter 724 The highest level of bragging

Ye Xiaochuan never makes a draft when he brags. He can come up with a fresh and refined piece of bullshit anytime, anywhere, in front of anyone, as long as he is interested.

When he starts to brag, nothing in the outside world will bother him, and he has reached the highest state of bragging where he neither takes pleasure in things nor feels sorrow for himself, and even he himself begins to believe what he says.

We started with the black sandstorm, and then talked about being attacked by the candle dragon in the early morning. Because the character Baili Yuan was interspersed in these two scenes, Ye Xiaochuan didn't exaggerate too much. He just added fuel and jealousy by saying that the black sandstorm with a radius of thousands of miles is the candle dragon. The dragon is rolled up to support the power of the candle dragon.

Then he said that he resolved a huge and boundless tornado column in a black sandstorm and got rid of the powerful candle dragon, as a metaphor for his power.

When there is no character Baili Yuan in the story, you can brag however you want.

"That early morning, Baili and I were on a deserted sand dune holding the Jiuzhou map to determine the location. Suddenly, I felt a trace of murderous intent slowly approaching. I asked Baili to be careful, and she searched for a while with her consciousness. , I didn’t notice anything wrong around me, but the subtle murderous aura still made me a little uneasy. When I called Baili to prepare to move the position, at this moment, the sky suddenly collapsed, and a giant mountain-like tail emerged from the sand. It jumped out from below and swept towards me and Baili! Baili and I were both hit. I'm okay. You all know me. I'm the best in the world in cultivation. Facing Zhulong's shocking blow, I didn't suffer. What kind of injury. But Baili couldn't do it. She was a woman who got along with her mouth and her plump body. She was far worse than me in terms of morality and conduct. She was seriously injured by Zhulong's blow and fell into a coma. , she probably has several broken bones, and maybe a concussion."

"You also know how I am, loyal and courageous, chivalrous and soft-hearted. Never abandoning or giving up is my principle in dealing with things. When I saw that Zhulong was about to eat Baili, I immediately pulled the unconscious Baili behind me, leaving me alone. The person is facing a candle dragon that is one hundred and fifty feet long!"

"If you faced a candle dragon, you would probably be scared to death, but I'm not. I'm not scared at all. I'm even a little excited. What is a candle dragon? Isn't it one of the ten most ferocious beasts in the world recorded in Gods and Demons? What’s so great about being only 800 feet long? It’s only about five or six miles long. How can I, Ye Xiaochuan, be afraid of it?”

"Wait a minute, boss, didn't you just say that Zhulong was one hundred and fifty feet tall? Why is it eight hundred feet tall now?"

Jiese asked the question seriously.

Ye Xiaochuan pointed at Jiese, turned to Liujie and said: "Who is this annoying guy? Do you know him? Is he fighting the candle dragon, or is this the great sage fighting the candle dragon? Liujie, drag him out and beat him for half an hour. ”

Liu Jie knocked Jie Se down and beat him hard, and then said: "Brother Xiaochuan, please tell me what happened next? Did you really start a fight with Zhulong?"

Ye Xiaochuan took a sip of wine and said with satisfaction: "I thought about the difficulty of Zhulong's Taoist cultivation for tens of thousands of years, so I planned to sit down and negotiate with it, but this legless beast didn't listen to my advice. It insisted on eating Baili and me. After the negotiation collapsed, I started fighting with it. The fight lasted for two hours, and Zhulong was defeated. Sha Sha was about to run away? Of course I wouldn't let him escape easily, so I used my magic to chase him all the way from Jinsha Valley to Death Lake, then from Death Lake to Xihai, and then to Jinsha Valley, running all the way around the world. After three rounds, I still couldn't catch up and let it escape back to the Wilderness Temple. Originally, I planned to enter the temple alone, but after thinking about it, I decided not to, just in case I alerted the snake and let the people of the Demon Cult directly reach our right path. One action is not worth the gain, so I am back.”

A group of people looked at each other, and no one believed Ye Xiaochuan's lies.

Ye Xiaochuan was furious and said: "What expressions are you looking at? These are Zhulong's teeth, the ironclad proof that I defeated it. Originally, I knocked out seven or eight of its fangs, but they turned out to be too big and long to carry around. , I just took one and brought it back! I plan to give it to Cangyun Artifact Refining Hall and let them use the candle dragon’s fangs to refine some powerful magic weapons for me.”

A group of people began to study the fang that Ye Xiaochuan carried back, which was nearly two people tall and curved. In order to verify the authenticity, Jiese also found a small cobra fang to compare with the one Ye Xiaochuan brought back. Yes, this huge fang is really a snake fang, bigger than an elephant's fang. The teeth will grow two or three times longer.

Except for giant python monsters such as Blackwater Black Snake and Zhulong, there should be no python in the world with such huge teeth.

Although everyone did not believe that Ye Xiaochuan could beat Zhulong, nor did they believe that Ye Xiaochuan dared to chase Zhulong for tens of thousands of years, what happened should have been the other way around. It was Zhulong who chased Ye Xiaochuan around the world. Run three laps.

But what's the deal with such big fangs? Did Zhulong fall off by himself?

No matter how much everyone doesn't believe it, but with this fang here, no matter how Ye Xiaochuan brags, Ye Xiaochuan is the only one in the world who knows the truth of the matter. As long as he doesn't tell the truth, no one will know what is happening to this guy these days. So what happened.

While Ye Xiaochuan was talking nonsense, Tian Wen had already returned to the temple. He inspected the defense of the Five Elements Flag in the temple, arranged for the disciples of the Holy Cult who came to protect the religion, and after dark, he walked alone into the underground Xuan Temple. Fire altar.

Arriving at the magma cave, Fairy Liuyun sat boredly on a chair, her legs crossed on the table in front of her, and her fingers tapping rhythmically on the armrests of the chair.

These chairs and tables belong to Ye Xiaochuan.

Seeing Tianwen walking into the cave, Fairy Liuyun just glanced at her, still lying lazily on the chair, and said, "Send him away?"

Tian Wen nodded slightly and said, "Well, he should have joined the disciples of the right path by now."

Fairy Liuyun said: "Tian Wen, although I don't know what the relationship is between you and this hob meat, and I don't want to ask about your private life, I still want to say a few words about this matter. The hob meat man is good, and the right way and You also know about the relationship between the Demon Cult and if you are too close to him, you may be fine, but once his elders find out, his end will be tragic. "

Tian Wen was a little surprised and said, "Senior, what do you mean by this?"

Fairy Liuyun said: "You hid him here, aren't you hiding Han in the Golden House?"

Tian Wen couldn't laugh or cry, did Fairy Daqing Liuyun think she was in love with that guy Ye Xiaochuan? That's why I brought it here to hide it. Ye Xiaochuan also always said that he wanted to accept him as his favorite boy.

Sure enough, they are biological mother and son, they even think the same way.