Chapter 488 Professional Gossip for 40 Years
The old aunt was certainly not joking.
Although she calls herself a stunning blonde, she is now at least 42 years old, and Robert and the others are still underage!
In an era when women over the age of 25 are called aunt by a group of bear monks, Rita Skeeter can indeed be called an old aunt. (A good child must call sister at all times! Keep a serious face.)
After shaking the beetle for a while, Hermione felt a little bored. She threw the jar to Robert and yawned, "I'll leave it to you to keep, Robert. I've been stared at by it for several days, and I'm a little allergic to my eyesight." "
What the hell is visual allergy?
Robert held his forehead, but he really didn't dare to hand over this beetle lady who might have been developed into a Death Eater to Hermione.
What if she could open the sugar bowl and hurt Hermione?
At this point, Rita Skeeter finally wakes up in the sugar bowl, and then she goes crazy.
Why am I locked up? !
Just lock it up, why is it a glass jar!
Of course, this is not the most important thing.
The most important thing is that the place where she is placed seems to be a bookshelf!
As for why Rita knew this was a bookshelf, it wasn't because there was a sparkling glass bead at her feet!
Damn it! Is this how the glowing spell can be used? !
If she could, Rita would grab her carefully maintained hair, tear it hard, and shout loudly, "Asshole! Let me out! The person you imprisoned is the greatest journalist in the wizarding world!"
But now she is just a bug, let alone pulling her hair, she can't even yell.
Waving her little paws angrily, Rita Skeeter began to scratch the wall.
It's a pity that she couldn't twist the glass with her arms. Not only did she not cause even a trace of blood damage to the glass wall, but her manicure that she had worked so hard to trim was completely broken.
Of course, the manifestation in the beetle is that her claws are broken.
Extremely painful.
Rita is so wronged!
How could she be caught! Who caught her? And imprison her in a glass bottle?
Could it be that someone had seen through her Animagus and wanted to... do such terrible things to her? !
Rita Skeeter is disfigured, no! Absolutely not!
After a while, she changed her mind. She must not agree to the other party before she got any tidbits... no, any explosive news!
Rita, who had a serious expression, was suddenly stunned as she thought about it.
Hey, wait a minute, how did I faint?
Tonight she turned into a beetle again and slipped into Gryffindor Tower. Naturally, her target was the Boy Who Lived.
As the only person to survive from Voldemort's wand, the name Harry Potter has its own buzz. As long as it is mentioned, countless wizards will rush to buy it.
The more they suppressed Voldemort, the more deeply they would be grateful to Harry Potter.
In order to be famous and to gain gold galleons, Rita Skeeter risked her life. She did not hesitate to implement the evil eavesdropping plan. As long as the things that came out of Harry Potter's mouth were polished by her, It will definitely become shocking first-hand information!
Therefore, after being caught and tortured by the Ministry of Magic to confirm that she had not colluded with Voldemort, Rita began her own explosive digging plan.
However, the cold wind blowing in the Gryffindor Tower for several days did not wait for Harry, and she even went to the dormitory of Harry and his friends.
Unfortunately, still nothing.
Rita almost wanted to give up.
Tonight, maybe she finally had a lucky break, she saw Harry Potter!
Rita got excited and flew towards Harry without thinking, and then she didn't know anything else.
When she woke up again, the common room was empty. Rita Skeeter was stunned for a while before she remembered that when she pounced on Harry, there seemed to be a little wizard casting a spell?
Casting spells on other people in the common room? !
Hey, are you serious?
Doesn't Dumbledore care?
Sure enough, is the most powerful white wizard so old that he can't even control his own students?
While complaining about Dumbledore, Rita flew around in the air.
She kind of wanted to go to Harry's dormitory, but she wasn't sure if those brats were asleep. If they were, she might be crushed when they turned over. If they weren't asleep...
God knows where another magic spell will come from.
Alas, the moonlight is so bright, but no one appreciates my beauty.
Rita Skeeter lamented.
Just when she was feeling sorry for herself, Harry Potter's female classmate came out, holding a tome in her arms.
I heard that he was a top student, proficient in potions and transfiguration. Unfortunately, he was a Muggle. In the future, he would either return to the Muggle world and become an ordinary person, or he would work as a salesperson in a grocery store. Rita thought with malicious intent.
The little girl sat by the fireplace, flipping through the book, reading very seriously. Rita couldn't help but look at her twice. Such diligent wizards were rare.
Wizards rely on the power of their blood to cast various spells. Many wizards just rely on being more proficient in using a certain spell than other wizards to barely pass the wizard level exam and then graduate successfully. Few people are willing to study spells. Composition and principles.
This is because of trouble.
If you compare a magic spell to a small program, then it is written one by one. Of course, the "code" of the magic spell is not that long, in most cases it is just a few words.
In most cases, wizards use magic spells just like you click on the step counting applet on WeChat, but you don't need to know how this program collects your data and then converts it into numbers through a series of calculations. , you only need to know how to open permissions for WeChat and then enable WeChat sports function.
simply put……
Just know how to use it.
But some extremely talented wizards will think about it, why is it necessary to use the corresponding spell?
Then, new spells will be created, improved, and perfected in their hands.
This is probably the difference between geniuses and ordinary people, right?
Rita sighed.
But, does this have anything to do with owning one gold galleung? She was just an ordinary reporter who came to collect information about Harry.
Oh, no, she is here to collect information, the most famous reporter in the wizarding world!
Rita has already started planning to get Harry's first-hand information, write a 3,000-word emotional drama, get a large sum of gold galleons, become the number one reporter of the "Daily Prophet", and then hook up with a rich husband. , you can reach the peak of your life!
Rita was so happy that she didn't even notice Hermione leaving, nor did she notice that there was an extra cat in the common room.
so……
She, Rita Skeeter, an amateur paparazzi and a witch who has been a professional gossip for 40 years, was defeated by a cat.
shame!
