Chapter 61 The Return of the Missing Person

Robert's return surprised the little badgers for a while.

"Robert, I knew you wouldn't die!" Mr. Honey Badger in the common room rushed over with a snot bubble in his nose. Robert was so frightened that he almost didn't send him a petrifying spell.

The sobbing Mr. Honey Badger recounted the torture of the Slytherins at the beginning of the term.

In a word, when they saw that Robert didn't come to school, they spread rumors, falsely claiming that Robert was discovered by the Ministry of Magic for illegally using magic spells during the holidays, which led to him being expelled from school.

Later, it was said that Robert used a spell to turn a Muggle into an elephant and was wanted by the Ministry of Magic.

In the end, they actually said that Robert met a dark wizard during his vacation and was killed by him.

The first one is just a joke, but the last two are a bit too much.

Robert had to comfort him, "Stebbins, are you a fool! Didn't I already write to you to tell you that I just went to my aunt's house and came back late! You actually believe Slytherin and you don't believe me either!" And Put on an expression that says, "Baby, your father is very disappointed in you."

Mr. Honey Badger didn't understand his expression, but he understood the dissatisfaction in Robert's tone and said timidly, "They said that was the reply you sent me in Azkaban Prison."

Robert was so angry that he reached out and poked Mr. Honey Badger on the head with his index finger, "They are lying to you! The owl can't find Azkaban Prison!"

"Huh?" Mr. Honey Badger raised his head in confusion, the snot bubbles in his nose were still strong, and asked doubtfully, "Is...is that so?"

Robert held his forehead, this guy was saved.

Give each friend a special product brought from the flower-growing country, a sachet, which has a pretty refreshing effect.

Naturally, his friends in the same dormitory got different things, but Robert didn't take them out right now.

The little badgers put away the textbooks they used in the morning, then swarmed out of the common room and went to the auditorium to have lunch.

Robert appears in the auditorium, causing a commotion.

The murder of Robert, which the Slytherins had been advocating for nearly half a month, failed with his appearance. The little snakes were a little uneasy. It was obvious to all last semester how dark the beast was, although Madam Pomfrey always thought that this was the case. It was the little snakes who beat themselves up, but the little snakes were not stupid, so how could they only learn to beat themselves up in one semester?

So after knowing that Robert did not show up at Hogwarts at the beginning of the school year, these little snakes started to let themselves go. They were expelled, imprisoned, and murdered. After a whole set of rhetoric, they almost believed it themselves. Now, okay, retribution Appeared!

Luckily today is the History of Magic class at Badger Yard!

I must think of a way to defeat this bastard tonight!

When the Ravenclaw eaglets saw Robert, they all said hello. They are always more enthusiastic about people who like to learn.

As for Gryffindor...

The eyes of the two little lions who looked exactly the same lit up from the moment they saw Robert. The twins completely ignored their third brother's murderous gaze and ran over from the Gryffindor team. .

"Wow, look what I found!" Fred shouted, "The missing person is back!"

George gave Robert a bear hug, "Robert, if you don't come back, you will be said to have been buried on some uninhabited desert island and turned into bones!"

"We originally planned to send you a few more letters, but Errol seems to be unable to fly across continents." Fred said with some disappointment, "So we can only send them to you while you are mailing letters. reply."

Robert was frightened by his words, "Hey, Fred, stop joking, Errol is already very pitiful, just let him go!"

Fred touched his nose and seemed a little embarrassed, "Well, it is true, but Errol has lived with us for many years after all."

"If you think about it, it seems that all our pets live a long life?" George looked at Percy thoughtfully, "I remember it's been eight years since Scabbers came to our house?"

"I think it's nine years?" Fred froze for a moment and muttered to himself, "Oh, my gosh, that's a long time?"

He subconsciously looked at Percy, then turned his head and whispered to Robert, "Hey, man, what you told us about the mysterious man last year, we thought about it all summer, and I have to say you scared us. "

Robert rolled his eyes. It's weird for me to believe you.

Sure enough, I heard Fred continue, "The mysterious man is too far away from us, so we are preparing to fight our reputation before he appears."

Meow meow meow?

Robert had a question mark on his face.

The twins jumped back together, and George stepped forward and took out a candy, "Weasley's Joke Shop would like to introduce to you our product - fast-acting acne elimination candy."

"Pfft!" Robert squirted out a mouthful of pumpkin juice.

Fred was still introducing his masterpiece, "With just a small piece, you can easily get rid of acne. Think about it, mysterious people are not common, but you see acne on your nose and face every day. Don't you want to get rid of them? ? This is much easier to deal with than the mysterious man. At least you need to pay your life to get rid of the mysterious man, but to get rid of acne, you only need to..."

"3 Si Ke!" the twins said in unison.

Robert was stunned. These two guys had even thought of the advertising slogan! By the way, the raw material of the special medicine is baba tuber pus! So you still took advantage of Professor Sprout's Babbo tubers?

Mr. Honey Badger next to him seemed to be a little moved. He recently had some red bumps on his nose. It is said that they are a type of acne, which particularly affects the appearance.

Seeing Mr. Honey Badger's expression, the twins immediately became interested. One by one, they held up a certain honey badger and started their underground transaction.

"You know, this thing is not easy to make. You know, the raw materials are relatively expensive." Fred whispered.

"3 siko is really too cheap! Really!" George roared heartbreakingly, "We spent 2 siko and 10 kats just for the raw materials. We really didn't make anything, we just charged some production fees! "

Mr. Honey Badger seemed a little hesitant, feeling that it was still a bit expensive, so Fred said in a low voice, "Okay, man, I know, we are always a little tight after the holidays, but who told us to just open the business today. "

George patted him on the shoulder and said, "2 siko and 10 kats, we only charge the cost price. If it's any lower, we really won't have money to buy multi-flavor beans."

"Deal." Mr. Honey Badger happily paid for the transaction and got a piece of candy.

The twins exchanged glances, said hello to Robert, and ran back to the Gryffindor table.