Chapter 51

"Boss, look at the wild shape, the tough engine, and the vicissitudes of war damage." Lan Guanghong rubbed the paint-chipped part of the motorcycle and bargained with the owner of the motorcycle dealership: "It's simply the ultimate dream of men. Give me more."

The owner of the motorcycle dealership felt that what Lan Guanghong said made some sense, so he finally reached a deal at a price that both parties were satisfied with.

"Very good, I have the living expenses for this week." Lan Guanghong counted the money and returned to his hut with satisfaction.

Next door, the reunited Izumi family was crying painfully and telling about their longing for each other. He thought it would be better not to disturb them now.

Those questions, let's wait until tomorrow.

"You seem to enjoy this kind of life." Faria floated in the air in a prone position, holding her chin with both hands and facing Lan Guanghong who was lying down: "Is it really so interesting?"

"Well, after all, I am invincible in this world." Lan Guanghong thought about it and felt that here, probably only the fat man and the little boy could hurt him.

But if he really came, he would not be afraid. At most, he would get some sun and then something incredible would happen.

"Since there is no opponent, it would be nice to enjoy the process of unraveling the truth like a detective, wouldn't it?"

"Oh~, what if the clues are stuck and the truth cannot be found?"

"Then I will go to dismantle Gorgom and kill the Creator King here by the way, and it will be over once and for all."

"... It really suits your style."

"Hehe, there is no way, who made me so strong... Speaking of which." Lan Guanghong suddenly reached out and inserted into Falia's illusory body and touched it twice: "You have no other means of materialization, can only rely on the Dimons belt?"

"No, it is said that the sin mark is placed on you, and I can use it to materialize, but the Emperor Stone is not compatible."

"Alas, it seems that I have to find a way to fix it as soon as possible." Lan Guanghong reluctantly withdrew his hand, pulled up the quilt and covered his head: "Sleep!"

His sleep quality has always been good, and he soon fell asleep.

But some people can't sleep...

Birkinia, who has regained his human form, walked sadly on the street with a bloody arm bitten.

Seriously injured, the saber that he relied on was also lost. Thinking of Tang Bo's cold-blooded character, he didn't know if he would be abandoned.

Damn, even if only the saber was there...saber, huh? !

He suddenly fell on the glass of a second-hand specialty store on the street, and the bloodshot in his wide eyes was clearly visible.

Inside the glass, a familiar red sword was displayed.

The sign below read: A broken toy sword, price: 5110 yen.

Chapter 75 The truth about the weirdo

The next day, Lan Guanghong was awakened by Xiaokui's knock on the door.

The girl's face was covered with mottled tears, but she tried to show him a big smile.

"Dad and Mom, left."

Lan Guanghong:?

"But before they left, they left something."

Oh, that's more like it.

After letting Xiao Kui into the house, she piled a large stack of documents and photos on the coffee table.

"These are the origins of the monsters."

Lan Guanghong responded, then sat cross-legged and checked these documents.

The contents inside were shocking!

The creatures that have existed on the earth for five million years are older than humans. This is the common understanding of the monsters about their own ethnic groups.

However, these things in front of them completely overturned this point.

The monsters are just weapons made by a radical war element fifty years ago using human body transformation experiments.

And the so-called Creation King, the god of the monsters, is actually just the first monster born by chance under the dual influence of the solar eclipse and the locust plague.

The Creation King has no self-awareness. The meaning of its existence is to provide essence. This essence itself can be used to make monsters, and after the essence is mixed with fresh human flesh, it becomes a "burning paradise" that makes the monsters unable to stop.

"Paradise" is highly addictive to monsters, but it is not toxic. Instead, it can keep monsters' cells active (not aging), or be used as a magic medicine to bring back their lives.

However, its formula contains fresh... human flesh!

Lan Guanghong was furious.

Fifty years! How many people have been turned into the so-called paradise in these fifty years!

"Unforgivable!" He punched the ground with a punch, his face was extremely angry: "Tangbo, the Gorgom Party, unforgivable!"

"Brother Guanghong." Xiaokui took out another black film: "This is the video of the birth of the King of Creation."

"I want to publish it so that everyone in the world knows the evil deeds of this group of people!"

Lan Guanghong looked at Xiaokui, her face full of determination.

"Are you sure you want to do this? You have to understand that if you really make it public, there will be no place for you in the human world."

"If you do it, the worst that can happen is that I will always be with weirdos."

Xiao Kui looked directly at Lan Guanghong and said her famous saying again: "The weight of human and weirdo life, on this earth, is not a gram different."

Lan Guanghong suddenly chuckled.

"What's so funny?"

"Nothing, but now I understand why someone wants your life."

Took the film from Xiao Kui and weighed it: "I think you definitely don't have a device at home that can play this?"

"Indeed, this is too old."

"Then, let's go to the second-hand shop first." Lan Guanghong picked up the helmet by the door and handed it to her: "Put it on, let's go."

Xiao Kui took the helmet and put it on obediently, and then asked in confusion: "Brother Guanghong, why don't you wear it?"

"Because it's useless, my head is harder than the pancakes of Asumimi, let alone the helmet."

Xiao Kui:?

You mean there is a shop called Asumimi, and his pancakes are harder than helmets?

Can they still be eaten?

...

Office of the Prime Minister.

The current Prime Minister, Shinichi Doba, scooped up the sauce elegantly and sprinkled it evenly on the fried pork cutlet.

After scooping two spoonfuls, he put down the spoon, poured the whole bowl of sauce into it, and squeezed some mayonnaise.

Take a piece and taste it, hmm, it tastes right.

As an old man who has entered old age and has half a foot in the coffin, his functions have deteriorated severely. Only this kind of oily and strong food can make him taste the happiness he once had.

Sometimes, he really envied the weirdos, who could stay young forever by eating heaven.

However, he didn't want to be one of the weirdos, because... it was too smelly.

"Birukinia."

The swordsman who had been standing aside for a long time hurried to him and bowed his head and said, "I'm here."

"I heard that you caught two human wanted criminals, but failed."

"I'm very sorry, Black Sun and Shadow Moon both appeared at that time, and I could only..."

"I don't want to hear the reason."

"Yes, I'm very sorry." Birukinia bowed deeply to apologize.

Tang Bo ignored him again, and after eating the pork chop slowly, he took out a tissue to wipe his mouth.

Until the Sword Saint was extremely anxious, he slowly said: "Forget it, you have followed me for so many years, even if you have no merit, you have worked hard, so I will forgive you this time."

The Sword Saint breathed a sigh of relief: "Yes, thank you Prime Minister!"

"Well, and the materials of Heaven should be replenished again."

The Sword Saint understood and immediately said sincerely: "I understand, I will send the materials to Gorgom tonight."

"Well." Tang Bo waved his hand, and Birukinia received the order and walked out of the office backwards.

Damn, I have fallen to the point of grabbing the raw materials of Heaven like a soldier!

Birukinia took the toy sword bought for 5,000 yen, and called a few brothers to go out to work with a gloomy face.

——Today, the group of boring guys are parading again, so I'll pick someone from them.

It just so happens that the disappearance incident can be blamed on the weirdos who are also parading, which is really pleasant.

…

"Why is there another parade? Don't you have to earn money to support your family?" Lan Guanghong looked at the road blocked by two groups of people speechlessly.

"That guy Jingyuan, every time we have a parade, he comes to make trouble!" Xiaokui held the newly bought film player and looked angrily at the leader of the human camp.

"Alas, there is no way, wait a while." Lan Guanghong did not intend to participate. Xiaokui did not dare to join in as usual because she was holding important things, so she could only close her helmet glasses and pretend to be a passerby.

Lan Guanghong sat in the car and watched the conflict between the two groups escalate, but he always remained restrained, and couldn't help but want to laugh.

What is the difference between such a movement and a clown? It just makes people laugh.

Just when he thought that this parade would be anticlimactic like the last time, an unexpected variable joined in.

Xinyan, riding his silver motorcycle, came to the middle of the two parade teams.

He looked at the people on both sides, walked slowly, and finally jumped on the roof of a bright car and started his performance.

"I'm a weirdo, just like you... So, we should be even angrier... Please, those who agree with me, fight with me!"

After the passionate speech, he transformed into Shadow Moon, bringing the atmosphere to a climax.

And Lan Guanghong, when he heard the word "fight", he was no longer sleepy!

He was ready to stop the fight, but he didn't expect that the two groups would applaud and throw garbage, and then...disperse.

Disperse? !

It sounds so good, but it's still a whimper?

Lan Guanghong shook his head regretfully and started the motorcycle to go home.

Beside him, Xiaokui asked nervously: "Brother Guanghong, I'm only fourteen years old, I can't ride a bike!"

"It's okay, the fighting locusts are very smart, you don't even need to hold the handlebars." Lan Guanghong, riding a silver motorcycle, bared his teeth and gave Xiaokui a thumbs up, revealing a mouthful of healthy white teeth.

Chapter 76 Don't come over here

The slightly salty sea breeze blew Lan Guanghong's clothes, he squinted his eyes and hummed an invincible little song.

"Wake UP! The hero, burn brightly!"

"An endless battle between light and darkness..."

The sun was shining, the wind was fresh, and the only flaw was that Xinyan's broken car was too slow.

There was no way, although this car was indeed a very fashionable and advanced product when it was designed, it was still an antique half a century ago. It was a blessing that it could still run.

Lan Guanghong was in front at a tortoise speed, and the fighting locusts were not easy to have fun. They just hung slowly on the side, which gradually made Xiaokui feel relieved.

"This car is so amazing, it can actually run by itself." She sighed, then turned around and asked, "Brother Guanghong, what do you want to eat for lunch? Let me see if I need to prepare the ingredients."

"Hmm~." Lan Guanghong hesitated for a moment and said, "Then let's just make some steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails..."

Xiao Kui's eyes spun as he listened: "Stop! Tell me something I can cook!"

"Then let's make curry."

"Okay!" Xiao Kui turned his head away angrily and stopped talking.

Lan Guanghong glanced at the rearview mirror and raised an inexplicable smile at the corner of his mouth: "Xiao Kui, go back and prepare first, I'll sell this car first."