Chapter 2 Marvel World
"Damn, I really turned into a baby!"
After Li Ji regained consciousness, it took him more than ten minutes to accept the fact that he and the baby in the spherical spacecraft were fused together. The baby's body was not fully developed, and the sound it made became "Woo-wah-wah-wah." "The cry.
"Mr. Howard, there seems to be a sound over there." An agent with sharp ears heard Li Ji's cry and pointed in the direction of Li Ji.
"Go over and take a look." Howard had a retro police chief's standard mustache, holding a pipe in his mouth, his suit casually draped on his body, took a puff of cigarette, and walked towards the direction pointed by the agent.
Several agents trotted all the way and reached Li Ji's location in advance.
"Report to Mr. Howard that we have found an unknown spherical object and a crying alien creature. We cannot confirm its danger and aggression at the moment. Do we need to kill him on the spot?"
The agent's English was full of strong Montana flavor, but Li Ji could still hear it clearly. When he heard that he was going to be shot on the spot, Li Ji cried even louder.
"York, don't scare the kid. Look at his appearance. How does he look like those alien frogs with green heads and short limbs?" Howard stepped forward and glanced at Li Ji through the glass: "What a cute little kid. Guy."
"Mr. Howard, I hope you will not be fooled by his appearance. Tiger is also very cute when he is a child! Look at his hair. What kind of baby can have such thick hair? Look at the tail behind his butt! There is no doubt that he is an alien creature!" The agents said righteously that it was their duty to protect Howard. When the duty was contrary to Howard's decision-making, they would give priority to the protection duty.
"Okay, I admit that I lost to you, let's take him back for inspection first." Howard picked up the chimney, caught a glimpse of Li Ji who was crying, and realized that his behavior was not appropriate, so he put the chimney down. Stuffed into suit pocket.
"Mr. Howard, do we need to transport this big ball with a diameter of more than ten meters back to the base?" Howard's deputy came over and asked a little nervously.
"Why not? Jarvis. There was violent space activity detected here before, and now it seems that it is caused by this big ball. I need to transport it back and study it carefully. Maybe I can find some alien technology." Howard walked around the craft. "It's a perfect sphere."
"Then do we need to take out the little alien baby inside first? The spherical shape is not easy to fix. There will definitely be bumps when we transport it back. If it is too fragile..." Jarvis suggested.
"Oh, my God, I'm really not a qualified father! I often forget these little things when Tony was a child. Thanks to you, Jarvis, now let me think about how to put the ball into the ball without damaging it. Take this cute little guy out."
Howard carefully observed the surroundings of the aircraft, looking for the mechanical connection structure of the aircraft. However, what surprised him was that the entire aircraft was integrated, as if it was built in one piece, and no mechanical structure could be found at all.
"Mr. Howard, the hatch seems to have opened automatically." An agent walked up to Howard, who was carefully observing the aircraft, and said respectfully.
"The hatch, I know, I'm thinking of a way, it will be opened soon. What? Already opened? Oh, I understand, it must be the place I touched before. That is the opening button of the hatch. It must be Like this, hahahaha!" Howard laughed unconfidently, making Jarvis feel a little embarrassed.
Li Ji had stopped crying, opened his eyes and scanned the surroundings. The people standing outside the aircraft were all in neat suits, and they didn't look like people to be trifled with.
"I hope they won't arrest me and slice me up for research." Li Ji could only pray in his heart. His current identity is an alien visitor. Li Ji has heard legends about alien corpses in Area 51 since he was a child. To big. In these stories, the endings of the aliens do not seem to be very good. They are either imprisoned or sliced into pieces. The ones with the best treatment are always working hard in the basement. When Li Ji thinks of these legends, he seems to see his own miserable fate. destiny.
Howard walked to the cabin door and looked at Li Ji: "Baby, you are so cute, but you are still so young. It may not be good for you to comb your hair in the middle. I suggest you shave your head, or something like those Just like Chinese children, it would be nice to shave their heads." (Li Ji's hairstyle is based on Trunks's settings)
"Afu's head? You seem to be making me laugh? Are there any Chinese children who shave their heads nowadays?" Li Ji wanted to refute Howard, but the sound he said was still "wow wow".
"You're angry, hahaha. Little boys have to be more angry, so that they can mature earlier and pick up girls earlier!" Howard reached out and hugged Li Ji out, "Oh, this small size is not low in tonnage. From now on, The frequency of changing beds may be a bit high.”
Li Ji was still thinking about what Howard meant when he suddenly felt a little "urinary urgency" in his lower body. He subconsciously wanted to hold it in, but the child's spine was not fully developed and he couldn't hold it in. Just for a moment, his lower body felt like a flood. Like a floodgate opening, it poured onto Howard.
"Well, it has a very mellow smell of urine. I believe you will become an excellent human being." Howard praised, but slapped Li Ji's butt. With two "snap" sounds, Li Ji's butt changed. Got to be red.
"Mr. Howard, you will be prosecuted for child abuse." Jarvis reminded calmly.
"Oh, it doesn't matter. Look, this little cutie didn't even cry! I bet he enjoyed the feeling just now! Jarvis, tell me, does he like me very much?" Howard laughed.
"I bet he doesn't like you even if he likes Tony."
Howard's face turned dark when he mentioned Tony, that naughty kid; "Let's go back to the base! You can find a way to transport that big guy back, I'll leave first."
Li Ji held back his tears. Although he was a baby, he had the consciousness of a grown man in his twenties. He cried because he was spanked. Li Ji felt that he could not afford to embarrass this person.
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"This retro model is a bit too much." Seeing Howard's car, Li Ji was a little worried, "This kind of old-fashioned car wouldn't stall while driving or have brake failure and rush off the cliff."
Li Ji felt uneasy, and in this uneasy mood, he fell into a deep sleep. Children are already sleepy and fall asleep more easily when they think about things. Howard gently placed Li Ji on the seat, his eyes filled with the brilliance of father's love.
