Chapter 258 Who Quotes Whom?
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Ye Chen
Chapter 258 Who Quotes Whom?
"Using human urine?!" Xiao Yiqian immediately said with embarrassment: "This...is this a little disgusting? Do you really need to use urine?"
Ye Chen snorted coldly: "You think I'm bluffing you?"
As he said that, he pointed at Wei Yongzheng and said, "You should have been in the medicinal material business for many years. Let me ask you, in many ancient prescriptions, do you use boy's urine as medicine?"
"That's right!" Wei Yongzheng nodded immediately, and said, "Many ancient prescriptions need to use boy's urine as medicine. In the south, there is even a tradition of using boy's urine to boil eggs. It really has a certain health effect."
Speaking, Wei Yongzheng said to Xiao Yiqian: "Xiao Dong, you don't have to worry too much, boy urine in Chinese medicine is a very pure thing, not dirty."
Hearing that it was a boy peeing, Xiao Yiqian's expression softened a little.
I used to watch costume movies and TV dramas a lot before, and the appearance rate of this boy's urine is indeed very high, so now that I think about it, it's not so disgusting.
However, when he had just accepted boy's urine, Ye Chen suddenly said: "Actually, boy's urine can't be used as a primer for this medicine, because boy's urine is produced by a pure Yang body that has never touched a woman, so boy's urine is produced by a pure Yang body that has never touched a woman. The yang energy is extremely strong, you already have qi and blood stasis, if you use boy urine, it will only aggravate your condition!"
Upon hearing this, Xiao Yiqian asked in surprise: "Master Ye, do you have to use girls' urine?"
"Girls can't do it either." Ye Chen waved his hand and said, "To treat your disease, you need to use the urine of an adult man, and the adult man must have slept with many women, the more the better! Because he has slept with many women." The more women there are, the more negative the property of urine will be, and it will have an excellent curative effect on your situation of Qi and blood stasis."
Xiao Yiqian was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help asking: "Master Ye, do you still have a grudge against me, so you deliberately played with me? Why does the more I listen to it, the more mysterious it becomes?"
Ye Chen said lightly: "I, Ye Chen, can swear on my life. If you do exactly what I say, your ulcer will be cured. If it doesn't work, I, Ye Chen, will be thundering."
After all, Ye Chen gave Xiao Yiqian a disdainful look, and said, "That's the end of the story, if you don't believe me, then I have no other choice."
Seeing that Ye Chen's words were extremely sincere, Xiao Yiqian felt somewhat convinced.
At this time, Ye Chen saw that he still didn't believe it, and said again: "Well, so many people have witnessed that if my medicine is ready and you don't get completely cured within 10 minutes after drinking it, I will give you [-] million."
Ye Chen spent 300 million yuan to buy a [-]-year-old top-quality purple ginseng at the auction of the Chinese Medicine Expo last time, so no one doubts that he can come up with another [-] million yuan.
When Xiao Yiqian heard this, he felt that Ye Chen probably wasn't cheating himself.
Otherwise, at the price of [-] million, in exchange for drinking a piss, he wouldn't be dead, would he?
If he is really willing to go all out, he can directly make him the world's number one debtor, the debtor's debtor!
So he gritted his teeth, and for the sake of his own roots, blurted out: "Okay! Then do as you said!"
After all, he thought about it for himself, and said seriously: "Master Ye, I have not had many women in my life, but there are also a hundred women, so if I drink my own urine, it should be fine, right?"
Ye Chen frowned and looked at him: "What are you thinking? If your own urine is useful, then do you still need to drink it? It has already worked in your bladder!"
"Ah?" Xiao Yiqian blurted out, "I can't use my own? Then whose?"
Ye Chen looked around, and said: "Come on, everyone who is here, please tell us how much experience you have in that area. Please answer honestly and don't brag, otherwise it will delay Director Xiao's treatment. responsible!"
Everyone didn't speak, but you looked at me, I looked at you, and finally they all looked at the old man of the Wei family, Wei Yongzheng.
Who doesn't know that Wei Yongzheng, the old man of the Wei family, was flirtatious when he was young?
When he was young, he ate his poisonous strong sheep recipe desperately every day, and he was about to die when he was only in his sixties, so he should be the one with the most women in the room.
Seeing everyone looking at him, Wei Yongzheng suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment, and said proudly: "I am dissatisfied with Master Ye, who said that when Wei was young, he was more graceful, and there were more women who liked me. I roughly calculated Forget it, at least three to five hundred!"
Ye Chen nodded, pointed at Wei Yongzheng and said to Xiao Yiqian: "Okay, that's him."
Xiao Yiqian's expression was very ugly.
Let yourself drink the urine of a bad old man like Wei Yongzheng?This fucking is too disgusting, right?
However, Ye Chen said that the more experience in that area, the better the effect.
Wei Yongzheng is such a bad old man, he can play better than himself, and right now there is really no one more suitable than him...
So he had no choice but to grit his teeth and say, "Then...so be it..."
Ye Chen nodded, and said to Wei Yongzheng: "Come on, Mr. Wei, you first fill up two liters of pure water, hold back your urine, and when you feel like urinating, get a basin to connect it to. When you have enough for one liter, tell me when."
"One liter!?" Xiao Yiqian almost collapsed: "Master Ye, this is too much..."
Ye Chen said: "What if the effect is not good if it is missing? Are you trying to blackmail me for a hundred million?"
"No, no." Xiao Yiqian waved his hands hastily, and said, "I was thinking about it, almost two bites would be enough, one liter is too scary..."
Ye Chen said seriously: "If you want to cure the ulcer in one step, you have to drink one liter. Otherwise, if there are sequelae, just don't blame me."
Xiao Yiqian was very depressed, and he didn't know if Ye Chen was playing with him. It can be seen that he was serious in what he said, and he was willing to swear on his life, and he also made a promise of [-] million. He always felt that this guy must be playing with him.
At this time, the person who grabbed the medicine came back.
According to Ye Chen's request, the dried and dehydrated medicinal materials alone weighed more than 20 kilograms.
Ye Chen said: "Come on, divide these medicines into four parts, put each part in a casserole, add ten liters of water, boil for an hour on high heat, then mix the four parts of medicine soup together, cook for another half an hour, and finally forty liters of water Cook to a liter."
After finishing speaking, Ye Chen said to Xiao Yiqian: "When the medicine is cooked and Mr. Wei has had enough urine, you will drink the medicine and the urine one liter, drink the urine first and then the medicine, understand?"
Xiao Yiqian was about to cry.
One breath is two liters? !A liter of Chinese herbal medicine that is bitter to death, and a liter of pee from an old man who is probably too annoying, this is simply terrible!
However, in order to cure his own root, he did not dare to bargain, but asked: "Master Ye, can you drink the medicine first and then drink the urine? If this is the case, the medicine will have a strong smell, and you will not be able to taste the smell after drinking the urine. "
"What are you kidding?" Ye Chen said contemptuously: "Yao Yinzi Yao Yinzi, of course you have to drink Yao Yinzi first, and then drink the medicine! You have turned the whole thing upside down. Is it urine-induced medicine or medicine-induced urine?"
(End of this chapter)
"Using human urine?!" Xiao Yiqian immediately said with embarrassment: "This...is this a little disgusting? Do you really need to use urine?"
Ye Chen snorted coldly: "You think I'm bluffing you?"
As he said that, he pointed at Wei Yongzheng and said, "You should have been in the medicinal material business for many years. Let me ask you, in many ancient prescriptions, do you use boy's urine as medicine?"
"That's right!" Wei Yongzheng nodded immediately, and said, "Many ancient prescriptions need to use boy's urine as medicine. In the south, there is even a tradition of using boy's urine to boil eggs. It really has a certain health effect."
Speaking, Wei Yongzheng said to Xiao Yiqian: "Xiao Dong, you don't have to worry too much, boy urine in Chinese medicine is a very pure thing, not dirty."
Hearing that it was a boy peeing, Xiao Yiqian's expression softened a little.
I used to watch costume movies and TV dramas a lot before, and the appearance rate of this boy's urine is indeed very high, so now that I think about it, it's not so disgusting.
However, when he had just accepted boy's urine, Ye Chen suddenly said: "Actually, boy's urine can't be used as a primer for this medicine, because boy's urine is produced by a pure Yang body that has never touched a woman, so boy's urine is produced by a pure Yang body that has never touched a woman. The yang energy is extremely strong, you already have qi and blood stasis, if you use boy urine, it will only aggravate your condition!"
Upon hearing this, Xiao Yiqian asked in surprise: "Master Ye, do you have to use girls' urine?"
"Girls can't do it either." Ye Chen waved his hand and said, "To treat your disease, you need to use the urine of an adult man, and the adult man must have slept with many women, the more the better! Because he has slept with many women." The more women there are, the more negative the property of urine will be, and it will have an excellent curative effect on your situation of Qi and blood stasis."
Xiao Yiqian was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help asking: "Master Ye, do you still have a grudge against me, so you deliberately played with me? Why does the more I listen to it, the more mysterious it becomes?"
Ye Chen said lightly: "I, Ye Chen, can swear on my life. If you do exactly what I say, your ulcer will be cured. If it doesn't work, I, Ye Chen, will be thundering."
After all, Ye Chen gave Xiao Yiqian a disdainful look, and said, "That's the end of the story, if you don't believe me, then I have no other choice."
Seeing that Ye Chen's words were extremely sincere, Xiao Yiqian felt somewhat convinced.
At this time, Ye Chen saw that he still didn't believe it, and said again: "Well, so many people have witnessed that if my medicine is ready and you don't get completely cured within 10 minutes after drinking it, I will give you [-] million."
Ye Chen spent 300 million yuan to buy a [-]-year-old top-quality purple ginseng at the auction of the Chinese Medicine Expo last time, so no one doubts that he can come up with another [-] million yuan.
When Xiao Yiqian heard this, he felt that Ye Chen probably wasn't cheating himself.
Otherwise, at the price of [-] million, in exchange for drinking a piss, he wouldn't be dead, would he?
If he is really willing to go all out, he can directly make him the world's number one debtor, the debtor's debtor!
So he gritted his teeth, and for the sake of his own roots, blurted out: "Okay! Then do as you said!"
After all, he thought about it for himself, and said seriously: "Master Ye, I have not had many women in my life, but there are also a hundred women, so if I drink my own urine, it should be fine, right?"
Ye Chen frowned and looked at him: "What are you thinking? If your own urine is useful, then do you still need to drink it? It has already worked in your bladder!"
"Ah?" Xiao Yiqian blurted out, "I can't use my own? Then whose?"
Ye Chen looked around, and said: "Come on, everyone who is here, please tell us how much experience you have in that area. Please answer honestly and don't brag, otherwise it will delay Director Xiao's treatment. responsible!"
Everyone didn't speak, but you looked at me, I looked at you, and finally they all looked at the old man of the Wei family, Wei Yongzheng.
Who doesn't know that Wei Yongzheng, the old man of the Wei family, was flirtatious when he was young?
When he was young, he ate his poisonous strong sheep recipe desperately every day, and he was about to die when he was only in his sixties, so he should be the one with the most women in the room.
Seeing everyone looking at him, Wei Yongzheng suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment, and said proudly: "I am dissatisfied with Master Ye, who said that when Wei was young, he was more graceful, and there were more women who liked me. I roughly calculated Forget it, at least three to five hundred!"
Ye Chen nodded, pointed at Wei Yongzheng and said to Xiao Yiqian: "Okay, that's him."
Xiao Yiqian's expression was very ugly.
Let yourself drink the urine of a bad old man like Wei Yongzheng?This fucking is too disgusting, right?
However, Ye Chen said that the more experience in that area, the better the effect.
Wei Yongzheng is such a bad old man, he can play better than himself, and right now there is really no one more suitable than him...
So he had no choice but to grit his teeth and say, "Then...so be it..."
Ye Chen nodded, and said to Wei Yongzheng: "Come on, Mr. Wei, you first fill up two liters of pure water, hold back your urine, and when you feel like urinating, get a basin to connect it to. When you have enough for one liter, tell me when."
"One liter!?" Xiao Yiqian almost collapsed: "Master Ye, this is too much..."
Ye Chen said: "What if the effect is not good if it is missing? Are you trying to blackmail me for a hundred million?"
"No, no." Xiao Yiqian waved his hands hastily, and said, "I was thinking about it, almost two bites would be enough, one liter is too scary..."
Ye Chen said seriously: "If you want to cure the ulcer in one step, you have to drink one liter. Otherwise, if there are sequelae, just don't blame me."
Xiao Yiqian was very depressed, and he didn't know if Ye Chen was playing with him. It can be seen that he was serious in what he said, and he was willing to swear on his life, and he also made a promise of [-] million. He always felt that this guy must be playing with him.
At this time, the person who grabbed the medicine came back.
According to Ye Chen's request, the dried and dehydrated medicinal materials alone weighed more than 20 kilograms.
Ye Chen said: "Come on, divide these medicines into four parts, put each part in a casserole, add ten liters of water, boil for an hour on high heat, then mix the four parts of medicine soup together, cook for another half an hour, and finally forty liters of water Cook to a liter."
After finishing speaking, Ye Chen said to Xiao Yiqian: "When the medicine is cooked and Mr. Wei has had enough urine, you will drink the medicine and the urine one liter, drink the urine first and then the medicine, understand?"
Xiao Yiqian was about to cry.
One breath is two liters? !A liter of Chinese herbal medicine that is bitter to death, and a liter of pee from an old man who is probably too annoying, this is simply terrible!
However, in order to cure his own root, he did not dare to bargain, but asked: "Master Ye, can you drink the medicine first and then drink the urine? If this is the case, the medicine will have a strong smell, and you will not be able to taste the smell after drinking the urine. "
"What are you kidding?" Ye Chen said contemptuously: "Yao Yinzi Yao Yinzi, of course you have to drink Yao Yinzi first, and then drink the medicine! You have turned the whole thing upside down. Is it urine-induced medicine or medicine-induced urine?"
(End of this chapter)
