Chapter 3072 Murphy’s Law

"My grass!"

When Xiao Changkun heard Ye Chen's words, he was immediately frightened to death.

He blurted out very nervously and asked: "Ye Chen... Your Aunt Han will go directly to my house to send an invitation to invite me, right? If Ma Lan knew that your Aunt Han returned to China, I kept it secret from her for so long, she would have to follow I can’t do my best!”

Ye Chen had long seen through Xiao Changkun. He would never be able to escape Ma Lan's shadow and clutches in his life, so he shook his head and said, "I have no way of knowing whether they will invite you. If you are afraid, you can Tell Aunt Han that you are not invited to the wedding and that you don’t want to go.”

Xiao Changkun sighed and said: "This is just a delaying tactic. Even if you don't know this time, you may hear about it in the future. In fact, many of our classmates know about your Aunt Han's return to China. You also went to the party at that time. , but no one has any interaction or contact with Ma Lan, so Ma Lan never knew about it."

Ye Chen smiled and said, "The timing of Aunt Han's return to China is also very sensitive. If I remember correctly, when she returned to China, it happened to be the days when my mother was deceived into a pyramid scheme and disappeared."

When Ma Lan stole Ye Chen's bank card and transferred all the money in it to herself, she was imprisoned and tortured.

However, Ma Lan never dared to tell anyone the specific experience of that time, so she could only excuse it as a pyramid scheme.

At that time, when Ma Lan was being bullied and tortured in prison, Han Meiqing happened to return to China. Xiao Changkun was extremely happy at the time. His biggest dream was to make Ma Lan disappear completely.

If Ma Lan knew that Han Meiqing returned to China at that time, and Xiao Changkun didn't look for her at all at that time, but went to pick up Han Meiqing in person and invited Han Meiqing to his house for dinner, he would probably really risk his life with Xiao Changkun.

The reason why Ye Chen reminded Xiao Changkun was to let him wake up as soon as possible. Since he couldn't get rid of Ma Lan, he should stop worrying about others, otherwise he would be looking for life and death all day long, and he didn't dare to tell Ma Lan and Xiao Churan that he would eventually have to When he complained to Ye Chen, Ye Chen was too lazy to be his tree hole.

really.

As soon as Ye Chen mentioned this matter, Xiao Changkun became even more panicked and quickly asked Ye Chen: "Good son-in-law, you have to give Dad some advice on this matter. That woman Ma Lan is a psycho. What if she knows this?" , I was so angry that it was not impossible to sneak into my room one night and stab me! It’s not like you don’t know how ruthless that woman is when she punishes her enemies. My mother, my elder brother, Qian Hongyan, who wouldn’t be affected by it? Did she fight to the death?"

Ye Chen said: "I can't help with this matter. It's okay if mom doesn't receive the news. If there is news, the most I can do is try to persuade her while she is holding the knife."

Saying that, Ye Chen said again: "Let's do this, Dad, you might as well stop coming to the University for the Elderly in the future. You should take the initiative to draw a clear line with Aunt Han and concentrate on your calligraphy and painting association. What if Mom knows that Aunt Han is back?" I'll try my best to help you hide the fact that you picked her up and invited her to dinner at home. In this way, if mom finds out, you can just stare and say that the two of you have nothing to do with each other, let alone have any personal contact. At least There is still room for mediation.”

Xiao Changkun sighed and said, "What if she finds out about the exchange trip to South Korea?"

Ye Chen smiled and said: "Just tell the truth. Just say that Aunt Han went to exchange with her boyfriend Professor He. The old couple going to Korea for exchange is equivalent to Jinling City inviting them to travel at their own expense. You are just pretending. Light bulb, this way, Mom will feel better, since she has no way of finding out when the two of them got together."

After hearing this, Xiao Changkun felt very uncomfortable, but he could only say helplessly: "It seems there is no other good way..."

With that said, he quickly asked Ye Chen: "Good son-in-law, please don't go out to pick up work recently. If your mother goes crazy one day, you can help me stop it."

Ye Chen readily agreed and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Churan will be back in two days. With us here, even if mom finds out, you won't be in any serious trouble. Anyway, you will be considered a cheater at best." .”

Saying that, Ye Chen reminded again: "But if mom gets on top and hits you twice or catches you twice, just endure it and be calm for a while."

Xiao Changkun was extremely depressed and said in annoyance: "What the hell is this! If I had known this was the case, I might as well have gone to the court to file a lawsuit and divorce her openly! In that case, I will definitely be able to achieve success with your Aunt Han, then It’s his turn to He Yuanjiang!”

Marven said ruthlessly: "Dad, you are wrong to think so. If you file for divorce in court, do you know what mom will do?"

Xiao Changkun snorted coldly: "It's nothing more than beating me and scolding me, forcing me to leave the house. It doesn't matter if I leave the house. Anyway, the house is yours, and Ma Lan and I don't have any common property. At worst, I will live outside." ”

As he spoke, he said with great regret: "Hey! I should have made up my mind to make this decision long ago! As a vice president, my income is reasonable, and Meiqing also has some wealth, so why can't I live a peaceful life? Now But it's a good thing, if you make a mistake, you will be hated for eternity!"

Ye Chen shook his head and said: "Dad, you are thinking too simply. The fact that Mom can keep that row of cuckolds hanging on the balcony shows that she is by no means a person who can change things easily;"

"If you stay and fly together with Aunt Han, she will definitely go to where you work to yell and curse, and go to Aunt Han's place to yell and curse. No matter what the facts are, she will definitely describe you as a modern Chen Shimei who abandoned his wife. , describing Aunt Han as a vixen who seduces other people’s husbands and destroys other people’s families;”

"And she will definitely go to the community where you live and curse day and night. Maybe she will go to the roof of the building where you and Aunt Han live and pretend to jump off the building, attracting everyone in the community, the fire department, the police, and the TV station. Attracted, have you forgotten that she was yelling at everyone in the neighborhood at home? She threatened to go to someone's door with a knife and cut her wrists to commit suicide, and squirted blood along the crack of the other person's door into the other person's house. She was so open-minded about yelling at strangers. If we go out and follow you, why don’t we just risk our lives?”

When Xiao Changkun heard this, his face turned pale and his body trembled uncontrollably.

Ye Chen added: "Also, now that short videos are so developed, many blind people like to follow the trend and set the pace. When the time comes, another wave of people will add fuel to the fire online, and maybe you two will be shouted at by everyone on the entire Internet. By that time, you will be criticized anywhere in the country, let alone in Jinling. She will never give up until you two are completely ruined in Jinling. By then, you and Aunt Han will only be ruined. I can’t even live a good day.”

Xiao Changkun was in despair. These descriptions by Ye Chen instantly created a full sense of picture in his mind, making him feel as if he had experienced it himself.

And then, he suddenly let out a sigh of relief, and seemed to think about it, and sighed: "Damn it, to be honest, I was just afraid that she would come with me and fight to the death, so I didn't dare to fight her in court. Litigation for divorce..."

What Ye Chen said was not alarmist.

Ma Lan's acting style is erratic, sometimes strong and sometimes weak.

When she is strong, she can ride on her aunt Ye Changmin's body and slap her face hard, and she can become the ghost of Bedford Mountain;

When she was weak, her legs could be broken by Mrs. Xiao and Xiao Weiwei, and she could not even sleep peacefully in prison.

But once this matter gets involved with Han Meiqing, she will definitely turn into the African honey badger Flathead, looking down on life and death and going to death.

If Xiao Changkun could bravely take this step, he would definitely find a way to help him and prevent Ma Lan from causing trouble for him and Han Meiqing.

But Han Meiqing gave Xiao Changkun a chance, but Xiao Changkun didn't use it.

So Xiao Changkun's best choice now is to figure it out as soon as possible, and figure out that it is impossible for him to get together with Han Meiqing. As long as he figures this out, he will feel much better.

Xiao Changkun's character has always been very timid and stable, so when he was frightened by Ye Chen, he suddenly sobered up a lot.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh: "There is a time in life, but there is no time in life. Don't force it. I couldn't get together with your Aunt Han more than thirty years ago. It seems reasonable that I can't get together now." Now I just pray that Ma Lan doesn’t know about it, and doesn’t make any trouble if she does. If she really comes to the Calligraphy and Painting Association to cause trouble, I, the vice-president, will have no shame!”

Ye Chen nodded and smiled, and said: "Don't worry, Churan will be back soon. If she finds out, Churan and I will persuade her together, and we will probably end the story soon."

After saying that, Ye Chen reminded again: "But dad, you must pay attention to yourself. You must keep a distance from Aunt Han in the future, and you must not have too many interactions with each other. Otherwise, even if Aunt Han marries Professor He, there will be no delay." Mom thinks you still have her in your heart and thinks you are mentally cheating, and you will feel uncomfortable when the time comes."

Xiao Changkun said without hesitation: "Don't worry, I will never come to the Senior Citizens University again!"

As he spoke, he folded his hands on his chest and said angrily: "I didn't plan to come after something like this happened. I won't be stimulated enough when I see you Aunt Han when I come."

Seeing that he had really given up in his heart, Ye Chen couldn't help but secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

For him, he didn't want to see Xiao Changkun sighing all day long, and he didn't want Xiao Changkun to still miss Han Meiqing and turn into an old licking dog to cause trouble for the couple.

The best solution is that no one interferes with the other. The couple lives a sweet life, and Xiao Changkun continues to go to his calligraphy and painting association to make up for his work, so that he can relax a lot and don't have to worry about a fire in the backyard.

At this time, Xiao Changkun asked Ye Chen anxiously: "Good son-in-law, what are the chances that your mother knows about this?"

Ye Chen said calmly: "According to Murphy's Law, bad things will happen sooner or later."

Saying that, Ye Chen said again: "This matter is a leftover bomb. The core of the problem is how to minimize the lethality of the explosion. So remember what I just said. Once the matter is exposed, you must do everything possible." Possible reduction in impact.”

Ye Chen didn't want Ma Lan to make a fuss about everything. If she was embarrassed, he and Xiao Churan wouldn't be able to get it on their faces either.

Xiao Changkun nodded like a fool: "Good son-in-law, I will listen to you!"