Chapter 472 I'm so witty!
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Ye Chen
Chapter 472 I'm so witty!
Good friends, immediately let out a cheer, but because the car can't fit so many people, there are still a few friends who can only take a taxi.
Ye Chen got into the BMW 760 he bought for Xiao Churan, and his wife Xiao Churan sat in the co-pilot.
Aunt Li, Li Xiaofen and Zhao Hao sat in the back row.
Ye Chen said to the people in the car: "Sit down, there will be a straight road in front of you later, I can end the battle with one kick of the accelerator."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Aunt Li again, and said, "Aunt Li, hold on to the handrail, and I can give our orphanage a Mercedes-Benz back with a kick of the gas pedal! It's easy to sell for more than 30 yuan. Time to buy some good toys for the kids!"
Aunt Li nodded and said with a smile, "Then I would like to thank you for the children in our orphanage!"
On the other side, Jiang Ming's car was also full of five people, all of whom were his attendants back then.
Jiang Ming drove the car to Ye Chen's BMW, put down the window, and said with a smile: "Ye Chen, start when you're ready, I'll let you run for three seconds first."
Ye Chen said humbly: "Don't, don't, we are friends, it's boring for more than three seconds, let's go together."
"Haha!" The five people in the Mercedes-Benz laughed loudly, Jiang Ming said happily: "Ye Chen, you are really interesting, so if this is the case, then let me count one, two, three?"
Ye Chen nodded: "Okay, come on."
Jiang Ming laughed and said, "Come on, one, two, three, let's go!"
After speaking, Jiang Ming stepped on the accelerator immediately.
Ye Chen deliberately let him go for a second, and then stepped on the accelerator deeply, causing the BMW 760 to rush out like an arrow off the string.
In just one second, Ye Chen had already left Jiang Ming far behind.
This road goes straight all the way out, and if you speed up a little, you can just throw Jiang Ming out of sight.
Jiang Ming didn't even realize that it was Ye Chen's car that ran past just now, until someone reminded him: "Brother Ming, that kid Ye Chen passed!"
"Where is it?" Jiang Ming panicked, and when he glanced at it, he was stunned: "Fuck, how could he be so fast..."
A kid in the back row sighed: "It seems that Ye Chen is indeed a bit skilled!"
"Technical shit!" Jiang Ming broke into a cold sweat, and blurted out: "The acceleration in a straight line is so fast, it's not because of good technology, but because of strong power! This bastard is pissing me off!"
The man hurriedly asked, "What do you mean?!"
Jiang Ming scolded angrily: "My car has already stepped on the floor oil, and he is so much faster than me, which proves that the horsepower of his car is much stronger than that of my car, at least he has to run fast. Go with 400 horsepower!"
Speaking of this, Jiang Ming said in a panic: "This game is over, this game is really over, it was calculated by Ye Chen..."
The kid on the co-pilot asked: "What's the matter, Brother Ming, can't you win?"
"Win a chicken feather..." Jiang Ming was about to cry, and blurted out: "The car is obviously not at the same level as the man. Even if the wheels of the car are all run away, it is impossible to catch up with the man. Look, it is impossible to catch up with the man now. I can't see his shadow anymore, the Hyatt Hotel is only two or three kilometers away, what am I going to do to chase after him! This time I'm doomed!"
"Ah?!" A person in the back row blurted out: "Brother Ming, if you really lose, will you donate this car to the orphanage?"
"I donate an egg!" Jiang Ming gritted his teeth and scolded: "Do you know how much effort I went to buy this car? I can't donate it to the orphanage even if I kill it!"
"But, you have already made a bet with Ye Chen in public. If you break your promise then, wouldn't it be pretty?"
Jiang Ming also realized this problem.
If he really contradicted his promise, wouldn't he be ridiculed to death by these friends?
But if he killed himself, he wouldn't want to give this newly bought car to the orphanage directly!
At this moment, he even thought about driving away, not going to eat this meal, and not going to associate with the group of people in the orphanage in the future!
Just as he was thinking about it, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in his mind.
Immediately afterwards, he changed lanes to the right lane without hesitation, and rushed towards the rear of the car in front of him!
Jiang Ming has already thought about it, the best solution is to cause a traffic accident by himself.
In this way, it is equivalent to the fact that the game was terminated due to force majeure, so he would not be considered a loser!
Therefore, he wanted to find a car to rear-end him.
At this time, the kid on the co-pilot screamed out in fright, and blurted out: "Brother Ming! Brother Ming! We're going to crash, we're going to crash!"
Jiang Ming sneered, and said in his heart: "What I want is to hit him!"
However, when he got closer and closer to the car in front, he realized that the car in front turned out to be a black Porsche Cayenne.
At this moment, he immediately stepped on the brakes!
The Cayenne cost over a million yuan, but my own car damage insurance only bought 50 yuan. If I hit this car, the insurance might not pay enough.
Coincidentally, there was a Passat in the right lane, so he swerved in the direction and crashed into the rear of the Volkswagen Passat!
With a bang, the Passat was hit for a while before it stopped, and the front of Jiang Ming's Mercedes was hit beyond recognition.
Fortunately, the airbag exploded, so no one was injured.
After Jiang Ming crashed the car, he immediately stopped the car, opened the door and walked out, then immediately turned on his mobile phone and took a video on WeChat.
While patting the front of his car, he patted the Passat in front of him that was knocked into the air, and said, "My friends, please help me to tell Ye Chen that there was an accident on my side and I hit a Passat. Today's race is definitely not going to continue, so I might as well wait until my car is repaired, and then compete with him!"
Then, he clicked send and sent the video to the orphanage group.
After posting the video, he thought to himself, I'm so witty!I thought of using this method to solve the problem!Really smart!
Otherwise, if he really drives the car to the Hyatt Hotel, then he really won't be able to step down.
Even if he didn't donate the car, he would not be able to get along in the circle of the orphanage in the future.
It's okay not to mix in this circle, he doesn't have any real relationship with these people, and he doesn't have any feelings for Aunt Li.
However, when he met Li Xiaofen today, he felt that he had a new goal in his life.
He was planning to look for an opportunity in the near future to launch an offensive against Li Xiaofen. If he denied it after losing the game today, then it would be foolish to want to fight Li Xiaofen.
Just when he was very proud of his intelligence, a middle-aged man walked up in front of him, pointed at him and cursed: "Are you fucking blind? Who told you that this car is a Passat, this is a w12 Top-of-the-line imported Phaeton! Landed more than 200 million! Did your fucking brain get kicked by a donkey?"
"What?!" Jiang Ming said dumbfounded, "Phaeton?! Isn't it Passat?"
When the man heard this, he scolded his mother angrily, grabbed his collar and dragged him to the front, pointed at the rear of his car and scolded: "You mother, show me what this is? Come with me!" Read, Phaeton, translated into Chinese called Phaeton!"
Jiang Ming's heart suddenly went cold!
This is the most low-key Volkswagen Phaeton in the legend?What's the difference between this fucking look and Passat?
(End of this chapter)
Good friends, immediately let out a cheer, but because the car can't fit so many people, there are still a few friends who can only take a taxi.
Ye Chen got into the BMW 760 he bought for Xiao Churan, and his wife Xiao Churan sat in the co-pilot.
Aunt Li, Li Xiaofen and Zhao Hao sat in the back row.
Ye Chen said to the people in the car: "Sit down, there will be a straight road in front of you later, I can end the battle with one kick of the accelerator."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Aunt Li again, and said, "Aunt Li, hold on to the handrail, and I can give our orphanage a Mercedes-Benz back with a kick of the gas pedal! It's easy to sell for more than 30 yuan. Time to buy some good toys for the kids!"
Aunt Li nodded and said with a smile, "Then I would like to thank you for the children in our orphanage!"
On the other side, Jiang Ming's car was also full of five people, all of whom were his attendants back then.
Jiang Ming drove the car to Ye Chen's BMW, put down the window, and said with a smile: "Ye Chen, start when you're ready, I'll let you run for three seconds first."
Ye Chen said humbly: "Don't, don't, we are friends, it's boring for more than three seconds, let's go together."
"Haha!" The five people in the Mercedes-Benz laughed loudly, Jiang Ming said happily: "Ye Chen, you are really interesting, so if this is the case, then let me count one, two, three?"
Ye Chen nodded: "Okay, come on."
Jiang Ming laughed and said, "Come on, one, two, three, let's go!"
After speaking, Jiang Ming stepped on the accelerator immediately.
Ye Chen deliberately let him go for a second, and then stepped on the accelerator deeply, causing the BMW 760 to rush out like an arrow off the string.
In just one second, Ye Chen had already left Jiang Ming far behind.
This road goes straight all the way out, and if you speed up a little, you can just throw Jiang Ming out of sight.
Jiang Ming didn't even realize that it was Ye Chen's car that ran past just now, until someone reminded him: "Brother Ming, that kid Ye Chen passed!"
"Where is it?" Jiang Ming panicked, and when he glanced at it, he was stunned: "Fuck, how could he be so fast..."
A kid in the back row sighed: "It seems that Ye Chen is indeed a bit skilled!"
"Technical shit!" Jiang Ming broke into a cold sweat, and blurted out: "The acceleration in a straight line is so fast, it's not because of good technology, but because of strong power! This bastard is pissing me off!"
The man hurriedly asked, "What do you mean?!"
Jiang Ming scolded angrily: "My car has already stepped on the floor oil, and he is so much faster than me, which proves that the horsepower of his car is much stronger than that of my car, at least he has to run fast. Go with 400 horsepower!"
Speaking of this, Jiang Ming said in a panic: "This game is over, this game is really over, it was calculated by Ye Chen..."
The kid on the co-pilot asked: "What's the matter, Brother Ming, can't you win?"
"Win a chicken feather..." Jiang Ming was about to cry, and blurted out: "The car is obviously not at the same level as the man. Even if the wheels of the car are all run away, it is impossible to catch up with the man. Look, it is impossible to catch up with the man now. I can't see his shadow anymore, the Hyatt Hotel is only two or three kilometers away, what am I going to do to chase after him! This time I'm doomed!"
"Ah?!" A person in the back row blurted out: "Brother Ming, if you really lose, will you donate this car to the orphanage?"
"I donate an egg!" Jiang Ming gritted his teeth and scolded: "Do you know how much effort I went to buy this car? I can't donate it to the orphanage even if I kill it!"
"But, you have already made a bet with Ye Chen in public. If you break your promise then, wouldn't it be pretty?"
Jiang Ming also realized this problem.
If he really contradicted his promise, wouldn't he be ridiculed to death by these friends?
But if he killed himself, he wouldn't want to give this newly bought car to the orphanage directly!
At this moment, he even thought about driving away, not going to eat this meal, and not going to associate with the group of people in the orphanage in the future!
Just as he was thinking about it, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in his mind.
Immediately afterwards, he changed lanes to the right lane without hesitation, and rushed towards the rear of the car in front of him!
Jiang Ming has already thought about it, the best solution is to cause a traffic accident by himself.
In this way, it is equivalent to the fact that the game was terminated due to force majeure, so he would not be considered a loser!
Therefore, he wanted to find a car to rear-end him.
At this time, the kid on the co-pilot screamed out in fright, and blurted out: "Brother Ming! Brother Ming! We're going to crash, we're going to crash!"
Jiang Ming sneered, and said in his heart: "What I want is to hit him!"
However, when he got closer and closer to the car in front, he realized that the car in front turned out to be a black Porsche Cayenne.
At this moment, he immediately stepped on the brakes!
The Cayenne cost over a million yuan, but my own car damage insurance only bought 50 yuan. If I hit this car, the insurance might not pay enough.
Coincidentally, there was a Passat in the right lane, so he swerved in the direction and crashed into the rear of the Volkswagen Passat!
With a bang, the Passat was hit for a while before it stopped, and the front of Jiang Ming's Mercedes was hit beyond recognition.
Fortunately, the airbag exploded, so no one was injured.
After Jiang Ming crashed the car, he immediately stopped the car, opened the door and walked out, then immediately turned on his mobile phone and took a video on WeChat.
While patting the front of his car, he patted the Passat in front of him that was knocked into the air, and said, "My friends, please help me to tell Ye Chen that there was an accident on my side and I hit a Passat. Today's race is definitely not going to continue, so I might as well wait until my car is repaired, and then compete with him!"
Then, he clicked send and sent the video to the orphanage group.
After posting the video, he thought to himself, I'm so witty!I thought of using this method to solve the problem!Really smart!
Otherwise, if he really drives the car to the Hyatt Hotel, then he really won't be able to step down.
Even if he didn't donate the car, he would not be able to get along in the circle of the orphanage in the future.
It's okay not to mix in this circle, he doesn't have any real relationship with these people, and he doesn't have any feelings for Aunt Li.
However, when he met Li Xiaofen today, he felt that he had a new goal in his life.
He was planning to look for an opportunity in the near future to launch an offensive against Li Xiaofen. If he denied it after losing the game today, then it would be foolish to want to fight Li Xiaofen.
Just when he was very proud of his intelligence, a middle-aged man walked up in front of him, pointed at him and cursed: "Are you fucking blind? Who told you that this car is a Passat, this is a w12 Top-of-the-line imported Phaeton! Landed more than 200 million! Did your fucking brain get kicked by a donkey?"
"What?!" Jiang Ming said dumbfounded, "Phaeton?! Isn't it Passat?"
When the man heard this, he scolded his mother angrily, grabbed his collar and dragged him to the front, pointed at the rear of his car and scolded: "You mother, show me what this is? Come with me!" Read, Phaeton, translated into Chinese called Phaeton!"
Jiang Ming's heart suddenly went cold!
This is the most low-key Volkswagen Phaeton in the legend?What's the difference between this fucking look and Passat?
(End of this chapter)
