Chapter 559 The fastest man ever ejaculated
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Zhuan Zhu
Today, the Magic only have a theoretical comeback possible.
However, this theoretical possibility is not even believed by the Magic's own fans.
In addition to strength and luck, an extreme comeback also requires an excellent leader.
Howard is clearly not the leader the fans were waiting for.
He was just a younger brother, an immature younger brother.
All the media also bad-mouthed the Magic, and even the Orlando local media agreed that the fate of the Magic was a sweep.
The last time the Magic entered the Finals was in 1995, and they were swept that time. If they were swept again this time, then being swept in the Finals may become a label for the Magic.
Howard regrets it very much. He has now become the target of criticism from the outside world because he went to nightclubs to pick up girls after his failure.
But what Howard regrets is not going to a nightclub to pick up girls, he regrets that he should be more careful and just ask girls to come to his house...
I have to say that O'Neill's evaluation of him is very pertinent.
In addition to Howard, Van Gundy was also the target of criticism.
As the head coach, all parties believe that he has an inescapable responsibility for losing three games in a row.
Many media even think that Van Gundy will dismiss get out of class after the end of the season. Every season, a large number of head coaches dismiss get out of class. The head coach is the first one to blame for the team's poor record. This is like losing a battle and taking responsibility They are also coaches rather than soldiers under him.
But the voice of dismissing Van Gundy is obviously irrational. These people only saw his embarrassment in the finals, but they never thought that without the Van Gundy Magic, they might not even be able to touch the floor of the finals.
If you look at Van Gundy's resume, you will find that he has actually done a very good job as a coach.
In the 2003-2004 season, he was suddenly appointed as the head coach of the Heat. In the first season, he led the team to a good record and reached the Eastern Conference semifinals. In the second season, he even reached the conference finals. Big Van Gundy was fired.
After a two-year break, he resumed his post and coached the Magic.
Similarly, he reached the Eastern Conference semifinals in the first year, and led the team to the finals in the second year and this year.
His resume is actually very beautiful, and every time he leads the team to a beautiful record as a firefighter.
Just imagine, if he is fired and other coaches can do better than him?
To put it bluntly, the root cause of the magic is not in the coach.
Almost all the media in the outside world are blowing the Suns, and many media believe that the Suns will become another dynasty team after the Lakers.
Usually the definition of a dynasty is three consecutive championships and above, and the Suns only need to work harder next year to achieve success.
After Chen Yan scored 50+ in the last game, he almost locked in fmvp. If so, Chen Yan will become the fourth player in history to achieve this honor.
The top three players are Jordan, Olajuwon, and O'Neal, which means that Chen Yan will be in the discussion of superstars after winning fmvp.
Now no one doubts that Chen Yan has super strength, but he wants everyone to recognize that his strength is not enough, and his honor must keep up.
At noon the day before g4 started, Chen Yan received a call from Dayao.
"Xiao Yan, why haven't I seen you online recently?"
"Brother Yao, don't you ask the question knowingly, I'm playing in the finals." Chen Yan replied.
"Hahaha, Howard is no threat to you. If you abuse him casually, you can sweep the Magic while playing games." Dayao laughed.
Dayao's speech in private is very different from that in public. He likes to joke in private and speaks more casually.
"Haha, I'll download the dungeon with you after sweeping online tomorrow!" Chen Yan said.
"Good class, then congratulations in advance for winning the championship and fmvp."
"Haha, I'll go to Houston to treat you to dinner then!" Chen Yan was no longer humble, and winning the championship and fmvp was almost a certainty for him.
"I want you to treat me when I come to Houston? I'll treat you to a big meal! Well, I won't bother you anymore. Let's have a good game tomorrow, and I will watch your performance in front of the TV."
"Thank you Brother Yao!"
After hanging up the phone, Chen Yan went to bed and took a nap.
The day before the game, Chen Yan is not used to a lot of training. He prefers to get enough sleep the day before, so that he has more energy to meet the upcoming game.
Before the start of the fourth game, the faces of the Suns players were relaxed. If you just look at their expressions, you can't guess that this is a warm-up before the finals.
This year's finals were overwhelmingly one-sided. Even with the intervention of the league, G3 still failed to help the Magic regain a victory.
Before the g4 game, David Stern told the referee the same thing. He didn't want the finals to be swept for two consecutive years. He believed that this would make the NBA less attractive and attractive.
The thoughts of domestic fans are just the opposite, they want to see the sun sweep, they want to see Chen Yan lift the championship trophy again.
"The fans laughed and said that the last time the finals were one-sided was last year!"
"This year's finals can participate in the selection of the most suspenseful finals!"
"The only suspense is not who can win, but how many points Chen Yan can get!"
Although behind 0-3, the atmosphere of the Magic scene is still good.
Fans want to see the team win a face-saving victory.
Before the game started, Chen Yan glanced at the system mall, then silently closed it.
Playing magic in the finals saved him a lot of honor points, and if he played against a more tenacious team, he would definitely need to use props like [Status Improvement Card].
The ceremony is over, and the game begins!
The starting lineups of both sides remained basically unchanged.
Phoenix Suns: Nash, Chen Yan, Hill, Diaw, Stoudemire
Orlando Magic: Alston, Courtney Lee, Turkoglu, Lewis, Howard
Jump ball.
The referee whistled, and Howard and Stoudemire jumped at the same time.
There was a dramatic scene at the beginning of the game.
Although Howard was the first to touch the basketball, he picked it up in Chen Yan's hands.
Before the Magic players could react, Chen Yan had already caught the ball and turned around.
At this time, he was one step away from the three-point line, within range, and there was no one in front of him.
Chen Yan seldom gets such an absolutely open opportunity in a game.
How can you let it go?
Chen Yan raised his hand and threw it away!
The basketball draws an arc.
This arc is extremely beautiful in the eyes of Sun fans, but it is painful in the eyes of Magic fans.
"Shh!"
Absolutely hollow into the net!
3: 0!
Chen Yan scored a three-pointer within three seconds of the start.
"Oh! It started with a three-pointer. How long has it been? Three seconds!" Barkley exclaimed.
Kenny Smith read the information provided by the director: "Chen created the record for the fastest three-pointer in the opening game since the official written record. Previously, this record was held by the famous Pacers Reggie Miller for 4 seconds."
Reggie Miller happened to appear in the commentary booth as a special guest today.
But Miller was not embarrassed after listening, he smiled and said: "I am very happy to see the younger generation break my record, especially Chen, I like to see the picture of him shooting three-pointers on the court.
After the ball, Chen Yan got another nickname: the man with the fastest shot ever.
However, this theoretical possibility is not even believed by the Magic's own fans.
In addition to strength and luck, an extreme comeback also requires an excellent leader.
Howard is clearly not the leader the fans were waiting for.
He was just a younger brother, an immature younger brother.
All the media also bad-mouthed the Magic, and even the Orlando local media agreed that the fate of the Magic was a sweep.
The last time the Magic entered the Finals was in 1995, and they were swept that time. If they were swept again this time, then being swept in the Finals may become a label for the Magic.
Howard regrets it very much. He has now become the target of criticism from the outside world because he went to nightclubs to pick up girls after his failure.
But what Howard regrets is not going to a nightclub to pick up girls, he regrets that he should be more careful and just ask girls to come to his house...
I have to say that O'Neill's evaluation of him is very pertinent.
In addition to Howard, Van Gundy was also the target of criticism.
As the head coach, all parties believe that he has an inescapable responsibility for losing three games in a row.
Many media even think that Van Gundy will dismiss get out of class after the end of the season. Every season, a large number of head coaches dismiss get out of class. The head coach is the first one to blame for the team's poor record. This is like losing a battle and taking responsibility They are also coaches rather than soldiers under him.
But the voice of dismissing Van Gundy is obviously irrational. These people only saw his embarrassment in the finals, but they never thought that without the Van Gundy Magic, they might not even be able to touch the floor of the finals.
If you look at Van Gundy's resume, you will find that he has actually done a very good job as a coach.
In the 2003-2004 season, he was suddenly appointed as the head coach of the Heat. In the first season, he led the team to a good record and reached the Eastern Conference semifinals. In the second season, he even reached the conference finals. Big Van Gundy was fired.
After a two-year break, he resumed his post and coached the Magic.
Similarly, he reached the Eastern Conference semifinals in the first year, and led the team to the finals in the second year and this year.
His resume is actually very beautiful, and every time he leads the team to a beautiful record as a firefighter.
Just imagine, if he is fired and other coaches can do better than him?
To put it bluntly, the root cause of the magic is not in the coach.
Almost all the media in the outside world are blowing the Suns, and many media believe that the Suns will become another dynasty team after the Lakers.
Usually the definition of a dynasty is three consecutive championships and above, and the Suns only need to work harder next year to achieve success.
After Chen Yan scored 50+ in the last game, he almost locked in fmvp. If so, Chen Yan will become the fourth player in history to achieve this honor.
The top three players are Jordan, Olajuwon, and O'Neal, which means that Chen Yan will be in the discussion of superstars after winning fmvp.
Now no one doubts that Chen Yan has super strength, but he wants everyone to recognize that his strength is not enough, and his honor must keep up.
At noon the day before g4 started, Chen Yan received a call from Dayao.
"Xiao Yan, why haven't I seen you online recently?"
"Brother Yao, don't you ask the question knowingly, I'm playing in the finals." Chen Yan replied.
"Hahaha, Howard is no threat to you. If you abuse him casually, you can sweep the Magic while playing games." Dayao laughed.
Dayao's speech in private is very different from that in public. He likes to joke in private and speaks more casually.
"Haha, I'll download the dungeon with you after sweeping online tomorrow!" Chen Yan said.
"Good class, then congratulations in advance for winning the championship and fmvp."
"Haha, I'll go to Houston to treat you to dinner then!" Chen Yan was no longer humble, and winning the championship and fmvp was almost a certainty for him.
"I want you to treat me when I come to Houston? I'll treat you to a big meal! Well, I won't bother you anymore. Let's have a good game tomorrow, and I will watch your performance in front of the TV."
"Thank you Brother Yao!"
After hanging up the phone, Chen Yan went to bed and took a nap.
The day before the game, Chen Yan is not used to a lot of training. He prefers to get enough sleep the day before, so that he has more energy to meet the upcoming game.
Before the start of the fourth game, the faces of the Suns players were relaxed. If you just look at their expressions, you can't guess that this is a warm-up before the finals.
This year's finals were overwhelmingly one-sided. Even with the intervention of the league, G3 still failed to help the Magic regain a victory.
Before the g4 game, David Stern told the referee the same thing. He didn't want the finals to be swept for two consecutive years. He believed that this would make the NBA less attractive and attractive.
The thoughts of domestic fans are just the opposite, they want to see the sun sweep, they want to see Chen Yan lift the championship trophy again.
"The fans laughed and said that the last time the finals were one-sided was last year!"
"This year's finals can participate in the selection of the most suspenseful finals!"
"The only suspense is not who can win, but how many points Chen Yan can get!"
Although behind 0-3, the atmosphere of the Magic scene is still good.
Fans want to see the team win a face-saving victory.
Before the game started, Chen Yan glanced at the system mall, then silently closed it.
Playing magic in the finals saved him a lot of honor points, and if he played against a more tenacious team, he would definitely need to use props like [Status Improvement Card].
The ceremony is over, and the game begins!
The starting lineups of both sides remained basically unchanged.
Phoenix Suns: Nash, Chen Yan, Hill, Diaw, Stoudemire
Orlando Magic: Alston, Courtney Lee, Turkoglu, Lewis, Howard
Jump ball.
The referee whistled, and Howard and Stoudemire jumped at the same time.
There was a dramatic scene at the beginning of the game.
Although Howard was the first to touch the basketball, he picked it up in Chen Yan's hands.
Before the Magic players could react, Chen Yan had already caught the ball and turned around.
At this time, he was one step away from the three-point line, within range, and there was no one in front of him.
Chen Yan seldom gets such an absolutely open opportunity in a game.
How can you let it go?
Chen Yan raised his hand and threw it away!
The basketball draws an arc.
This arc is extremely beautiful in the eyes of Sun fans, but it is painful in the eyes of Magic fans.
"Shh!"
Absolutely hollow into the net!
3: 0!
Chen Yan scored a three-pointer within three seconds of the start.
"Oh! It started with a three-pointer. How long has it been? Three seconds!" Barkley exclaimed.
Kenny Smith read the information provided by the director: "Chen created the record for the fastest three-pointer in the opening game since the official written record. Previously, this record was held by the famous Pacers Reggie Miller for 4 seconds."
Reggie Miller happened to appear in the commentary booth as a special guest today.
But Miller was not embarrassed after listening, he smiled and said: "I am very happy to see the younger generation break my record, especially Chen, I like to see the picture of him shooting three-pointers on the court.
After the ball, Chen Yan got another nickname: the man with the fastest shot ever.
