Chapter 063: It's Really Exaggerated
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Wu You
After getting off the car, the two stood aside and waited for the boss to wash the car.
"Dude, is this Xiali yours?"
Hearing the question from the owner of the V8 car, Lin Yi was taken aback. What kind of question is this?
"It's not my car, and I can't drive it either."
"I've driven a Xiali before, how come I haven't met such a beauty?"
"Uh..." Lin Yi thought, "Your question is a bit magical."
"Brother, you take Xia Lila beauty, it's because your operation is more magical."
Ji Qingyan smiled and didn't speak, the woman was outside, she had to give the man enough face.
"This question is indeed a bit complicated, but in general, it can be boiled down to one point." Lin Yi said seriously.
"Which point?"
"Look at the face."
V8 owner: ...
Nima, do you want to be so realistic?
Can't you be a little more magical? It's okay to lie to me!
After brushing the car, Lin Yi got in the car, Ji Qingyan sat gracefully in the co-pilot, and then walked away.
"Grass!"
The V8 owner kicked the tires, "What the hell do I want you for!"
The owner of the car wash shop silently took out a cigarette, "Xiao Liu, go and clean my second-hand Xiali in the warehouse."
"Brother, your looks are not good enough, it's useless to brush your car."
"You really don't want to do it, do you?"
……
"By the way, did you say that you are going back to Yangcheng tomorrow?" Ji Qingyan said when they arrived at the parking lot of the group.
"What's wrong."
"I've booked the ticket for you. It's 10:12 in the morning, no problem."
"Thank you Mr. Ji."
"You're welcome, didn't you help me before, so it's considered a balance." Ji Qingyan pulled her hair together, "I'll go up first, bye."
After sending Ji Qingyan back, Lin Yi returned home.
Now, the career completion rate has reached 85%, and Didi still has to run.
But I have to wait until I come back from Yangcheng, Xiali is indeed a bit worn out, and it is not suitable for running Didi.
Otherwise, if you receive a bunch of bad reviews, you might as well not run.
Lying on the edge of the pool, Lin Yi picked up his mobile phone, turned on King Pesticide, and prepared to kill time.
If Ji Qingyan was here, if he went down for a few more laps, the picture would be even more beautiful.
When selecting people to enter the game, Lin Yi took a Tachibana Ukyo, ready to place the order.
Looking at the other lineups chosen by my teammates, I found that they are not bad. As long as they are not too bad, it is no problem to win.
(10 minutes later……)
Seeing that his highland tower was pushed, Lin Yi had the urge to curse his mother.
Tachibana Ukyo: "Luban, you'd better go home and make furniture, don't play this game."
Luban No. [-]: "What's the matter with me, I can buy equipment after I fight a few more soldiers."
Tachibana Ukyo: "What the fuck, you were killed 10 times in the first 9 minutes, how dare you say that? Let the zombies eat your brains? Don't fight, just hang up."
Descendants: "Let's talk about the machine, let's civilize you and me."
Xiang Yu: "Master, don't get excited, look at her name, she is probably a girl."
Tachibana Ukyo: "Your girl is a little hairy, I guess she is a big guy who picks her feet."
Luban No. [-]: "You're a big guy who picks your feet. I haven't played for a long time, and my LOL is much better than this."
Tachibana Ukyo: "Stop bragging, go to the spring and hang up, otherwise there will be no chance."
Luban No. [-]: "I didn't blow it, I'm a diamond tier in Ionia."
Tachibana Ukyo: "Diamonds in the first district are worth a lot. I have been in Zuan for six years, and my parents are both alive. I haven't come out to brag yet. Stop writing, hang up the phone and go."
Xiang Yu: "Boss is amazing, I lost my parents after playing in Zaan."
Hou Yi: "I played three rounds, and the graves of my ancestors were blown up, and I finally switched to pesticides. The atmosphere here is good."
Luban No. 4: "If I hang up, you will be 5v[-], and you will lose in the end!"
Tachibana Ukyo: "If you get involved, we will be 4V6."
Luban No.[-]: "..."
Luban No.[-]: "Without me, I don't believe you can win!"
"The enemy Sun Ce has been killed!"
"The enemy Nuwa has been killed!"
Tachibana Ukyo: Double kill!
"The enemy Sun Wukong has been killed!"
Tachibana Ukyo: Three consecutive victories!
"The enemy Big Joe has been killed!"
Tachibana Ukyo: Four consecutive extraordinary!
"The enemy Lanling King has been killed!"
Tachibana Ukyo: Five consecutive peerless!
Seeing Lin Yi's five-kill achievement, the cheers of his teammates were already on the screen.
Xiang Yu: "I'm stupid, the god is awesome!"
Hou Yi: "Great God, please add friends."
Liu Chan: "Let's continue to line up."
In Zhonghai, in a house of more than 100 square meters in a high-end residential area, a woman in a white shirt with nothing inside and below is staring at her mobile phone with staring eyes.
The woman's body is plump, her legs are slender, and her long messy hair is scattered, covering most of her face, which is very charming.
The woman's name is Su Ge, and she is the director of the Youth League Committee of Zhonghai Normal University. Apart from school affairs, her biggest hobby is playing games.
But Suge's hobby, but few people know.
"Actually turned over by him?"
Although it is not a high-end game, under the premise of falling behind so much in the economy, it can still come back with five kills, which is very powerful.
Tachibana Ukyo: "Let's add friends and play together."
Except for the previous Luban No. [-], everyone else's technique is not bad, leading them to score points together, should not be behind.
Invincible is so lonely, and in a few days, the third king will come out.
Luban No.[-]: "I added you as a friend, let's go together."
Tachibana Ukyo: "Together with wool, without you."
After leaving the last sentence on the public screen, he exited the game interface.
After logging out, I received several friend requests and private messages.
Pleated skirt: "You take me to score pesticides, I will take you to score LOL, let's exchange."
Seeing this private message, Lin Yi guessed that it should be the Luban No. [-] just now.
Invisible chicken wings: "You are too heavy to carry."
Pleated skirt: "I'm only 99 pounds!"
Invisible chicken wings: "Weighing less than [-], either flat chested or short, ugly girls don't wear them."
Lin Yi ignored Su Ge and went to the fourth row with the other three.
On the sofa, Suger threw his phone aside angrily.
"What are you pulling, I don't care to play with you, I can play in solo queue myself."
After half an hour...
See your three-game losing streak.
Su Ge held the mobile phone and said to himself, "Do you want to go and ask him again?"
Quietly, Su Ge went to another app to check Lin Yi's record.
It was found that they not only won three consecutive victories, but they were also MVPs in every game.
All of a sudden, the whole person is not well.
Pleated skirt: "God asks for a belt."
Invisible chicken wings: "I said, I can't bring you."
Pleated skirt: "Do you wear it?"
Suger threw out his trump card.
Invisible Chicken Wings: "Don't brag."
Pleated skirt: …
Su Ge looked down at the mountain in front of him, it was indeed a bit exaggerated.
"Dude, is this Xiali yours?"
Hearing the question from the owner of the V8 car, Lin Yi was taken aback. What kind of question is this?
"It's not my car, and I can't drive it either."
"I've driven a Xiali before, how come I haven't met such a beauty?"
"Uh..." Lin Yi thought, "Your question is a bit magical."
"Brother, you take Xia Lila beauty, it's because your operation is more magical."
Ji Qingyan smiled and didn't speak, the woman was outside, she had to give the man enough face.
"This question is indeed a bit complicated, but in general, it can be boiled down to one point." Lin Yi said seriously.
"Which point?"
"Look at the face."
V8 owner: ...
Nima, do you want to be so realistic?
Can't you be a little more magical? It's okay to lie to me!
After brushing the car, Lin Yi got in the car, Ji Qingyan sat gracefully in the co-pilot, and then walked away.
"Grass!"
The V8 owner kicked the tires, "What the hell do I want you for!"
The owner of the car wash shop silently took out a cigarette, "Xiao Liu, go and clean my second-hand Xiali in the warehouse."
"Brother, your looks are not good enough, it's useless to brush your car."
"You really don't want to do it, do you?"
……
"By the way, did you say that you are going back to Yangcheng tomorrow?" Ji Qingyan said when they arrived at the parking lot of the group.
"What's wrong."
"I've booked the ticket for you. It's 10:12 in the morning, no problem."
"Thank you Mr. Ji."
"You're welcome, didn't you help me before, so it's considered a balance." Ji Qingyan pulled her hair together, "I'll go up first, bye."
After sending Ji Qingyan back, Lin Yi returned home.
Now, the career completion rate has reached 85%, and Didi still has to run.
But I have to wait until I come back from Yangcheng, Xiali is indeed a bit worn out, and it is not suitable for running Didi.
Otherwise, if you receive a bunch of bad reviews, you might as well not run.
Lying on the edge of the pool, Lin Yi picked up his mobile phone, turned on King Pesticide, and prepared to kill time.
If Ji Qingyan was here, if he went down for a few more laps, the picture would be even more beautiful.
When selecting people to enter the game, Lin Yi took a Tachibana Ukyo, ready to place the order.
Looking at the other lineups chosen by my teammates, I found that they are not bad. As long as they are not too bad, it is no problem to win.
(10 minutes later……)
Seeing that his highland tower was pushed, Lin Yi had the urge to curse his mother.
Tachibana Ukyo: "Luban, you'd better go home and make furniture, don't play this game."
Luban No. [-]: "What's the matter with me, I can buy equipment after I fight a few more soldiers."
Tachibana Ukyo: "What the fuck, you were killed 10 times in the first 9 minutes, how dare you say that? Let the zombies eat your brains? Don't fight, just hang up."
Descendants: "Let's talk about the machine, let's civilize you and me."
Xiang Yu: "Master, don't get excited, look at her name, she is probably a girl."
Tachibana Ukyo: "Your girl is a little hairy, I guess she is a big guy who picks her feet."
Luban No. [-]: "You're a big guy who picks your feet. I haven't played for a long time, and my LOL is much better than this."
Tachibana Ukyo: "Stop bragging, go to the spring and hang up, otherwise there will be no chance."
Luban No. [-]: "I didn't blow it, I'm a diamond tier in Ionia."
Tachibana Ukyo: "Diamonds in the first district are worth a lot. I have been in Zuan for six years, and my parents are both alive. I haven't come out to brag yet. Stop writing, hang up the phone and go."
Xiang Yu: "Boss is amazing, I lost my parents after playing in Zaan."
Hou Yi: "I played three rounds, and the graves of my ancestors were blown up, and I finally switched to pesticides. The atmosphere here is good."
Luban No. 4: "If I hang up, you will be 5v[-], and you will lose in the end!"
Tachibana Ukyo: "If you get involved, we will be 4V6."
Luban No.[-]: "..."
Luban No.[-]: "Without me, I don't believe you can win!"
"The enemy Sun Ce has been killed!"
"The enemy Nuwa has been killed!"
Tachibana Ukyo: Double kill!
"The enemy Sun Wukong has been killed!"
Tachibana Ukyo: Three consecutive victories!
"The enemy Big Joe has been killed!"
Tachibana Ukyo: Four consecutive extraordinary!
"The enemy Lanling King has been killed!"
Tachibana Ukyo: Five consecutive peerless!
Seeing Lin Yi's five-kill achievement, the cheers of his teammates were already on the screen.
Xiang Yu: "I'm stupid, the god is awesome!"
Hou Yi: "Great God, please add friends."
Liu Chan: "Let's continue to line up."
In Zhonghai, in a house of more than 100 square meters in a high-end residential area, a woman in a white shirt with nothing inside and below is staring at her mobile phone with staring eyes.
The woman's body is plump, her legs are slender, and her long messy hair is scattered, covering most of her face, which is very charming.
The woman's name is Su Ge, and she is the director of the Youth League Committee of Zhonghai Normal University. Apart from school affairs, her biggest hobby is playing games.
But Suge's hobby, but few people know.
"Actually turned over by him?"
Although it is not a high-end game, under the premise of falling behind so much in the economy, it can still come back with five kills, which is very powerful.
Tachibana Ukyo: "Let's add friends and play together."
Except for the previous Luban No. [-], everyone else's technique is not bad, leading them to score points together, should not be behind.
Invincible is so lonely, and in a few days, the third king will come out.
Luban No.[-]: "I added you as a friend, let's go together."
Tachibana Ukyo: "Together with wool, without you."
After leaving the last sentence on the public screen, he exited the game interface.
After logging out, I received several friend requests and private messages.
Pleated skirt: "You take me to score pesticides, I will take you to score LOL, let's exchange."
Seeing this private message, Lin Yi guessed that it should be the Luban No. [-] just now.
Invisible chicken wings: "You are too heavy to carry."
Pleated skirt: "I'm only 99 pounds!"
Invisible chicken wings: "Weighing less than [-], either flat chested or short, ugly girls don't wear them."
Lin Yi ignored Su Ge and went to the fourth row with the other three.
On the sofa, Suger threw his phone aside angrily.
"What are you pulling, I don't care to play with you, I can play in solo queue myself."
After half an hour...
See your three-game losing streak.
Su Ge held the mobile phone and said to himself, "Do you want to go and ask him again?"
Quietly, Su Ge went to another app to check Lin Yi's record.
It was found that they not only won three consecutive victories, but they were also MVPs in every game.
All of a sudden, the whole person is not well.
Pleated skirt: "God asks for a belt."
Invisible chicken wings: "I said, I can't bring you."
Pleated skirt: "Do you wear it?"
Suger threw out his trump card.
Invisible Chicken Wings: "Don't brag."
Pleated skirt: …
Su Ge looked down at the mountain in front of him, it was indeed a bit exaggerated.
