Chapter 344 Howard the Strange Duck
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Xing Guang Shi Yi
Being able to travel through time shows that collectors are very extraordinary. The power of time and space is an advanced ability that is very difficult to control.
The causal line that needs to be endured when traveling through time and space is too large. A slight accidental change in time and space will lead to changes in the future, which requires people who travel through time and space to bear it.
"Since the collector escaped, now this place of no existence is mine!" Chen Chen didn't care what the collector saw. Anyway, he brought it upon himself.
No matter what, his original goal has been achieved. Now the skull of the ancient god in Wuwu Deity belongs to him. After he refines it, he can go to the Blackened Magic Adam and obtain the soul gem in his body. .
"Sir, Wu Cun Zhi Land is already yours? Aren't you worried that the collector will come back?" Gamora and others asked confusedly as they didn't understand what happened.
"I'm willing to admit defeat. Although the collector has a good background, he actually doesn't care about the Wu Cun Zhi Land at all. Moreover, if I win, according to our bet, this Wu Cun Zhi Land is already mine." Chen Chen smiled, " What's more, what if he cares? It's his background that worries me, not him as a person!"
Seeing that Chen Chen was so determined, Gamora felt relieved.
"But before that, there is a duck with a bad mouth that needs to be dealt with first." Chen Chen thought of that Howard duck who despised him just now, and he wanted to teach this guy a lesson.
Chen Chen quickly arrived at the collection hall and stood outside the Howard the Duck display window again, looking at Howard the Duck inside with a smile.
"What do humans look at? Look at your ugly appearance, disturbing this handsome duck from reading the newspaper, huh." Howard the Strange Duck, who was reading the newspaper and tasting red wine, raised his head and puffed out two streams of white air from his mouth, saying arrogantly.
Chen Chen still looked at it with a smile and silence.
"Ugly, you still watch? Do you believe that I will come out to whip you? Leather whip, dripping wax, you choose it yourself? Do you know who I am? I am a martial arts master on our planet, proficient in eighteen kinds of martial arts, duck Nickname, Master Duck, or I'll punch you into a sandwich!" Seeing Chen Chen still staring at it, Howard the Duck felt a little numb from being stared at. He threw the newspaper aside and angrily squirted at Chen Chen.
It knows that it is locked in a display window that cannot be destroyed at all, and there is nothing the other party can do to it, so it is so arrogant.
Chen Chen smiled, pressed his hand on the transparent window, and exerted force.
Click!
Several cracks appeared in the display window, which even the life of a demigod could not destroy, spreading rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then shattered to the ground with a click.
This is embarrassing!
With his waist inserted and full of arrogance, Howard looked like his father was afraid of him.
This transparent window looks fragile, but it is actually a super cage made by that strange old man. Howard the Duck once saw a demigod-level being in the collection hall who was exhausted and did not destroy the window...
This human being destroyed the display window in one fell swoop...
This proves that he is a being above the demigod level...
However, just now, he cursed a god-level being in a desperate manner, claiming that he would beat him into a sandwich...
A cold wind blew by, and Howard the Duck suddenly felt that winter was coming.
"Come on, boy, aren't you going to beat me into a sandwich? Whip, dripping wax? SM?" Chen Chen raised his fingers at Howard the Duck, who was messy in the wind.
Howard the Duck took a breath, his eyes showed the light of a tough guy like an unyielding warrior, and he moved his duck body.
Pfft!
Then he knelt down in Japanese style and knelt down in front of Chen Chen with a pop.
"Brother, I was wrong! To be honest, I am actually sick, intermittent cerebral palsy. Brother, do you know? I have been sick since I was born! This is congenital cerebral palsy, and there is nothing I can do about it. There will always be a time when I My crazy brain will control me, that duck just now is not me!"
Howard hugged Chen Chen's thigh, crying with tears and snot flowing all over his body.While crying, I secretly looked at Chen Chen's expression. Seeing that he was unmoved, I cried even harder.
Gamora on the side was almost dumbfounded. She had never seen such a shameless duck before. She was simply a weirdo among ducks.
Chen Chen also looked at Howard the Duck in a funny way. This troublemaker was so cowardly and completely devoid of moral integrity. He was so arrogant just now, but now he was crying for tears about his experience growing up as a duck with cerebral palsy.
"Did you know? On the earth of this universe, there is a dish called Peking Duck. Do you know how it is made?" Chen Chen asked Howard the Duck with a smile.
Howard's body trembled.
Although I don’t know what kind of dish Peking duck is, my God, it’s roast duck. Does this have the right to be a duck?
"Brother, I am a terminally ill duck. Please let me go. You are now my biological eldest brother. I will be your little brother from now on. No matter what danger I encounter, I will bear it first for you, eldest brother! "Howard the Duck cried. .
Oscar winner!
Even though he knew that Howard the Duck was lying, he was still moved by his sad expression and thought that what he said was true.
Chen Chen secretly felt funny.
This is the artist among heroes, the troublemaker.
After all, this guy almost became the President of the United States after causing harm to the future. If the public hadn't suspected that he was a clown in a duck coat, he might have actually won.
Who knows, how could the American people be deceived into not believing that it is a duck, but instead thinking that it is a clown wearing a duck coat?
Chen Chen suddenly had an idea that such a funny guy must be brought to the earth. He was somewhat looking forward to what would happen in this parallel universe when the Stark in the Duck met the real Stark.
"I'll give you two choices."
"I happen to be short of a pet. Either you become my pet, or..." That's all Chen Chen said, and then he looked at Howard the Duck with a smile.
Howard's strange duck was so excited when he was stared at by Chen Chen that he suddenly thought of the "Peking roast duck" he was talking about. Although he didn't know what kind of dish Peking duck was, it sounded like it was not a good dish.
How can a good duck be roasted?
"Master, you finally found me. I've waited so hard for you. I've been locked in this cage for 30 days! I've been waiting for you to save me, Master!" Howard the Strange Duck decisively threw away his moral integrity and hugged him. Holding Chen Chen's legs, he cried.
Just like an aggrieved and lost pet meeting its owner again.
Gamora was stunned. As an alien, she didn't understand what moral integrity was, but this duck had no dignity at all.
"Okay, get up." Chen Chen almost burst out laughing and touched Howard the Duck's head.
The causal line that needs to be endured when traveling through time and space is too large. A slight accidental change in time and space will lead to changes in the future, which requires people who travel through time and space to bear it.
"Since the collector escaped, now this place of no existence is mine!" Chen Chen didn't care what the collector saw. Anyway, he brought it upon himself.
No matter what, his original goal has been achieved. Now the skull of the ancient god in Wuwu Deity belongs to him. After he refines it, he can go to the Blackened Magic Adam and obtain the soul gem in his body. .
"Sir, Wu Cun Zhi Land is already yours? Aren't you worried that the collector will come back?" Gamora and others asked confusedly as they didn't understand what happened.
"I'm willing to admit defeat. Although the collector has a good background, he actually doesn't care about the Wu Cun Zhi Land at all. Moreover, if I win, according to our bet, this Wu Cun Zhi Land is already mine." Chen Chen smiled, " What's more, what if he cares? It's his background that worries me, not him as a person!"
Seeing that Chen Chen was so determined, Gamora felt relieved.
"But before that, there is a duck with a bad mouth that needs to be dealt with first." Chen Chen thought of that Howard duck who despised him just now, and he wanted to teach this guy a lesson.
Chen Chen quickly arrived at the collection hall and stood outside the Howard the Duck display window again, looking at Howard the Duck inside with a smile.
"What do humans look at? Look at your ugly appearance, disturbing this handsome duck from reading the newspaper, huh." Howard the Strange Duck, who was reading the newspaper and tasting red wine, raised his head and puffed out two streams of white air from his mouth, saying arrogantly.
Chen Chen still looked at it with a smile and silence.
"Ugly, you still watch? Do you believe that I will come out to whip you? Leather whip, dripping wax, you choose it yourself? Do you know who I am? I am a martial arts master on our planet, proficient in eighteen kinds of martial arts, duck Nickname, Master Duck, or I'll punch you into a sandwich!" Seeing Chen Chen still staring at it, Howard the Duck felt a little numb from being stared at. He threw the newspaper aside and angrily squirted at Chen Chen.
It knows that it is locked in a display window that cannot be destroyed at all, and there is nothing the other party can do to it, so it is so arrogant.
Chen Chen smiled, pressed his hand on the transparent window, and exerted force.
Click!
Several cracks appeared in the display window, which even the life of a demigod could not destroy, spreading rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then shattered to the ground with a click.
This is embarrassing!
With his waist inserted and full of arrogance, Howard looked like his father was afraid of him.
This transparent window looks fragile, but it is actually a super cage made by that strange old man. Howard the Duck once saw a demigod-level being in the collection hall who was exhausted and did not destroy the window...
This human being destroyed the display window in one fell swoop...
This proves that he is a being above the demigod level...
However, just now, he cursed a god-level being in a desperate manner, claiming that he would beat him into a sandwich...
A cold wind blew by, and Howard the Duck suddenly felt that winter was coming.
"Come on, boy, aren't you going to beat me into a sandwich? Whip, dripping wax? SM?" Chen Chen raised his fingers at Howard the Duck, who was messy in the wind.
Howard the Duck took a breath, his eyes showed the light of a tough guy like an unyielding warrior, and he moved his duck body.
Pfft!
Then he knelt down in Japanese style and knelt down in front of Chen Chen with a pop.
"Brother, I was wrong! To be honest, I am actually sick, intermittent cerebral palsy. Brother, do you know? I have been sick since I was born! This is congenital cerebral palsy, and there is nothing I can do about it. There will always be a time when I My crazy brain will control me, that duck just now is not me!"
Howard hugged Chen Chen's thigh, crying with tears and snot flowing all over his body.While crying, I secretly looked at Chen Chen's expression. Seeing that he was unmoved, I cried even harder.
Gamora on the side was almost dumbfounded. She had never seen such a shameless duck before. She was simply a weirdo among ducks.
Chen Chen also looked at Howard the Duck in a funny way. This troublemaker was so cowardly and completely devoid of moral integrity. He was so arrogant just now, but now he was crying for tears about his experience growing up as a duck with cerebral palsy.
"Did you know? On the earth of this universe, there is a dish called Peking Duck. Do you know how it is made?" Chen Chen asked Howard the Duck with a smile.
Howard's body trembled.
Although I don’t know what kind of dish Peking duck is, my God, it’s roast duck. Does this have the right to be a duck?
"Brother, I am a terminally ill duck. Please let me go. You are now my biological eldest brother. I will be your little brother from now on. No matter what danger I encounter, I will bear it first for you, eldest brother! "Howard the Duck cried. .
Oscar winner!
Even though he knew that Howard the Duck was lying, he was still moved by his sad expression and thought that what he said was true.
Chen Chen secretly felt funny.
This is the artist among heroes, the troublemaker.
After all, this guy almost became the President of the United States after causing harm to the future. If the public hadn't suspected that he was a clown in a duck coat, he might have actually won.
Who knows, how could the American people be deceived into not believing that it is a duck, but instead thinking that it is a clown wearing a duck coat?
Chen Chen suddenly had an idea that such a funny guy must be brought to the earth. He was somewhat looking forward to what would happen in this parallel universe when the Stark in the Duck met the real Stark.
"I'll give you two choices."
"I happen to be short of a pet. Either you become my pet, or..." That's all Chen Chen said, and then he looked at Howard the Duck with a smile.
Howard's strange duck was so excited when he was stared at by Chen Chen that he suddenly thought of the "Peking roast duck" he was talking about. Although he didn't know what kind of dish Peking duck was, it sounded like it was not a good dish.
How can a good duck be roasted?
"Master, you finally found me. I've waited so hard for you. I've been locked in this cage for 30 days! I've been waiting for you to save me, Master!" Howard the Strange Duck decisively threw away his moral integrity and hugged him. Holding Chen Chen's legs, he cried.
Just like an aggrieved and lost pet meeting its owner again.
Gamora was stunned. As an alien, she didn't understand what moral integrity was, but this duck had no dignity at all.
"Okay, get up." Chen Chen almost burst out laughing and touched Howard the Duck's head.
